The Zelda Story of Strip Truth or Dare

Written by: theblondzeldagoddess or Blondie for short

Rating:pg-13

Suddenly the Zelda Characters are zapped into a room with 9 beanbag chairs andis lit by many iridescent lava lamps.

Link: Where are we?

Zelda: How the hello should I know

Naburoo: Will you to Shut Up?

Gannondorf: No they won't

Ruto: Hey Linky-Winky Bats her nonexistent eyelashes

Link: BACK OFF FISH THING

Malon: yeah

Impa: SHhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rauru: I'm tooooo sexy for my shirt I'm toooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyy

Everyone: NO YOU'RE NOT

Blondie: HELLO I'M BLONDIE YOUR AUTHOR FOR THIS STORY!

Everyone: HI THERE

Blondie: SIT IN A BEAN BAG CHAIR NOW! Surprisingly they do OK WE ARE PLAYING STRIP TRUTH OR DARE! NABBY START US OFF

Naburoo(Nabby): WHY SHOULD I! Lighting strikes down right beside her EEEEEEEEEEP

Blondie: GOOOOOOOOO

Nabby: How does this work anywho

Blondie: SAME AS TRUTH OR DARE EXCEPT IF YOU DON'T WANNTA ANSWER A TRUTH OR DO THE DARE YOU HAVE TO REMOVE A PIECE OF CLOTHING!

Link: This is gonna be goooooooooooood

Zelda and Malon: STOP being a pervert!

Gannon: BUT BEING A PERVERT IS FUN! Link and Gannon ^5

Zelda: Whatever

Nabby: Zelda truth or dare?

Zelda: Truth

Nabby: Have you ever had a `dream' about Link and you Making-out?

Zelda: WHAT THAT IS PERPOSETEROUS I AM NOT ANSWERING THAT QUESTION!

Nabby: off with a piece of clothes

Link and Gannon: YESSSSSSSSS

Zelda: Grunts & removes shirt

Link: DAMN

Gannon: SWEEEEEET

Zelda: WRATH Link

Link: Yeah

Zelda: truth or dare

Link: I'll be bold

Zelda: Dare Right...Link Nods Head I dare you to kiss Blondie

Link: Hell NO

Zelda: OFF

Link: OK All girls ^5 link takes off Socks

Impa: DAMN

Ruto: Shit I thought I would finally be happysob

Zelda: Hey I took off my shirt!

Link: Yeah and we all liked that

Rauru: Especially Me

Gannon: Yeah because he probably never seen a bra on someone before

Everyone but Rauru:snickers

Rauru: I HAVE SO I WEAR ONE FOR SUPORT!

Blondie: OK Link your turn

Link: Uhhhhhhhhh Malon Truth or Dare

Malon: Uhhhh dare

Link: Kiss Pig man

Malon: EWWWWWWWWW OK!

Gannon: HELL YEAH

Malon: Kisses Gannon the throws up OK IMPA TRUTH OR DARE

Impa: Truth

Malon: OK is it true that.................. Playing Zelda's Lullaby 3 times will make Zelda fall asleep

Impa: Yeah why

Malon: evily Just Wonderin'

Impa: Blondie truth or dare

Blondie: Truth

Impa: you suck!

Blondie: Yeah I know

Impa: Are we ever gonna be happy again

Blondie: Well Link will be shortly

Link: really?

Blondie: Yessssssssssssss ok Ruto truth or dare

Ruto: Dare

Blondie: I dare you to give Rauru a Hicky

Ruto: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww NO

Blondie: have to you have no clothes to remove

Ruto: DAMNIT does dare everyone is horrified except Rauru

Rauru: DAMN THAT WAS AWSOME!

Ruto: OK RAURU TRUTH OR DARE

Rauru: truth

Ruto: How old are you?

Link: that question sucks

Nabby: I agree

Rauru: I HONSETY DON'T KNOW I LOST TRACK AT 250 years everyone stares Zelda truth or dare

Zelda: what the hell dare

Rauru: sit on links lap

Link: YES I AM GONNA HAVE A TOPLESS CHICK ON MY LAP!

Zelda: Whateversits on Links lap

Link: Yesssssssss this rocks

Blondie: I told you so

Link: yes you did Gannon truth or dare?

Gannon: Dare

Link: Give Impa a piggyback Ride

Gannon: OKgives piggyback ride THAT WAS FUN!

Impa: I AGREE

Gannon: Ok Blonde

Blondie: BLONDIE

Gannon: Whatever truth or dare?

Blondie WHO SAID I WAS PLAYING O OK DARE

Gannon: UHHHHHHHHHHHH whispers Help me out

Link: Uhhhhhhhh better be something nice cuz she has power

Gannon: yeah........ I dare you to count to 50

Blondie: what kindda dare is that? Whatever 1 2 skip a few 49 50 ok Link Truth or dare?

Ruto: I HAVEN'T BEEN ASKED FOR AWHILE

Everyone: DON'T CARE!

Ruto: o

Link: Dare

Blondie: I dare you to French Zelda for 2 mins

Link: Not a problem here

Zelda: well I say this is completely unfair Link kisses Zelda 2 min 3 min 10 min

Blondie: Ok You guys coulda stopped 8 mins ago still WHATEVER

THE END unless you want more witch I doubt !