Author's note: This is an idea that's been growing in my mind for some time now, starting with the completely random and very disturbing mental image of a ninety-five-year-old Duo, bald as a coot. But this is really a story about the pilots' grandchildren, and their very... odd... adventures.

Oh yeah, I owe an apology to a girl in my class at school called Wing Chi. I needed a Chinese girl's name and hers was the first that came to mind. No offense was meant in any way by the using of her name.

Warnings: I've only ever seen the first seven episodes of Gundam Wing. They're the only ones I have access to =( Most of this is either guesswork, or info I've picked up from a couple of friends who've seen the whole series *cough*D. D. Duley and Nanashi*cough* or by reading fanfic. Tell me if I get something wrong, and I'll rewrite if I can ;-) On a more general note, though; 1+2, everyone else is straight... we assume... though who knows what'll happen with the kids? Weelll... hmm... nah, I'll let you guess/find out for yourselves. Besides, this section is far too long.

Disclaimer: Don't own it. Own the big Duo poster, the broken Deathscythe model *sobs* and the grandchildren, though.

Uh... everyone's on Earth, for reasons which will become obvious as the story unfolds.

Chapter One; Prologue

"America!"
"Japan!"
"America!"
"Japan!"
"I thought this was meant to be our holiday," Jason said pointedly. At the other end of the table, the two grey-haired men looked up in mild surprise.
"Jason's right," Castor said, scurrying to his brother's defense. "We've come all the way from space just this once..." he trailed off. Both men were staring at him, or rather past him. Turning, the boys looked out of the window, only to see...
"Oh, wow," Jason said sarcastically, "the mailman. Such a thrill!"
"He doesn't normally come here," Heero said calmly.
"Yeah, we don't get much mail." Duo paused. "Maybe someone's died." He perked up a little at this. "Maybe Relena's died!"
"Maybe it's the electricity bill," Jason said.
"People on a mission of ultimate importance don't pay electricity bills," his brother reminded him. "Right, Grandad?"
"Right," Duo and Heero said together.
"Speaking of which, we're due for a holiday," Duo added. "And I say America!"
"Japan!"
"America!"
"Japan!"
"AmericaAmericaAmerica!"
"Japan!"
"AmericaAmericaAmericaAmerica!"
"Japan!" A solitary letter landed on the mat with a soft flump, and Jason picked it up and opened it.
"AmericaAmericaAmericaAmericaAmerica...."
"How about Arabia?" Castor said, reading over Jason's shoulder. His grandfathers stopped in mid-argument, Duo's mouth still open from the last `America`.
"Why'd we want to go there?" He asked abruptly.
"Castor! It's probably a trap!"
"Oh yeah..." looking a little sheepish, Castor poured himself another glass of orange juice.
"What's probably a trap?" Heero asked, suddenly alert. Jason shrugged.
"Oh, some guy called Q-something-something-Winner wants you two to go to Arabia for some..." he squinted at the paper, "uh... raffle? Looks like some kind of scam to me, Cast..."
"Gimme that." Duo snatched the letter and read it through quickly, before his face broke into a wide smile and he turned to Heero. "It's from Quatre. He wants us all to meet up at his mansion for a reunion, and he said if we've got grandchildren to bring them along because his... er... I think it's grandson is getting bored." He paused to let this sink it. "What do you say, Hee-chan? Can we go? Pleeeeease?"
"Hn."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!"

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"Hey, Grandad." Anita looked up to make sure her grandfather was actually in the room, then carried on. "D'you know anyone called Quatre? `Cos this guy's sent you a letter saying he wants a reunion and to bring me if I exist... you know, I've always wanted to go to a reunion. I guess I'm too young for `em really, I haven't left anyone yet, I suppose you have to make friends to lose touch with them. But then what do I know, I've never been to school, have I... Grandad? Are you smiling? Do you know, I've never seen you smile before. You look really nice when you smile, just like this guy I know back on the colony... he's so cute, but he'll never like me... I'm too tough. He wants girls who depend on him, the guy's a loony, I mean fancy expecting girls to be that crap, I mean, it's not like you can really expect me to live with a lion-tamer and not be tough, right? Uh... Grandad? The smile's kinda starting to freak me out now. I mean, it's nice and everything, but it's kinda unusual... no, but I know something really freaky... this story Kellie told me a couple of years ago, it's absolutely terrifying, OK, there's this little boy called Johnny..."
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*Translated from Chinese for your reading pleasure*
"Hah! Now who says girls are weak?"
"Uhhhhh....."
"C'mon, say it!"
"G...g-g-g..."
"G-g-girls..."
"G-g-g-girls are..."
"Aren't..."
"Aren't..."
"We---?"
"Weak! There, I've said it. Can I get up now?"
"Sure." From somewhere behind her, Wing Chi heard a door open. Uh-oh...
"Just don't forget it!" She yelled behind her as she legged it down the street, vaguely aware that, after all the training she'd done, her grandfather was still catching her up...

"Honestly, I don't know what they've been teaching you..."
"They've been teaching me how to be responsible and how to defend myself."
"Self-defense yes, but you were on the offensive!"
"He started it!"
"That's not what I saw from the window."
"Then you need glasses."
"IIIIIIIIIINJUUUUUUUUUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!" It was at this moment that an envelope landed on the doorstep. Wing Chi picked it up, saw that the writing was in English and put it back down. She could speak the language, but her reading and writing of it was appalling. "What's that?" Her grandfather asked suddenly.
"A letter. In English. Good luck."
"Just because I haven't spoken the language in years doesn't mean I can't read it! Now, lessee..." Wing Chi made her escape while her grandfather was futilely attempting to recover some dregs of the English language from his memory.

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Author's note: Well, if you can't work out who all the unnamed grandfathers are, you've seen even less Gundam Wing than I have ;-) Quatre and grandson will make an appearance in the next chapter... but will Wufei get there? Did Heero actually consent? And will Trowa explain what's happening to his granddaughter? All will be revealed...