NOTE: Another of the old scripts by Cat and me. Once again, not even meant to be good.

Team Knight Rider Script (#2)

by Amber

March 19-20, 1999

Setting: That weird room on Skyone where they always meet

4:41:PM, March 19, 2000

KYLE: Does anyone have any idea who stole the money from the bank in Kansas?

ERICA (sarcastically): Call me crazy, but maybe it was a criminal.

KYLE: Anyone else?

TREK (sadly): Erica broke my Nintendo 64.

KYLE: Jenny, Duke, do either of you have any ideas?

JENNY: Well, Kyle, have you thought that maybe Mobius is behind this, too?

KYLE: It's unlikely. We already followed that lead, and there is nothing connecting him to the robbery.

DUKE: Maybe not connecting him, but what about connecting someone working for him?

JENNY: He's right, Kyle. I mean, there really is no way to know if Mobius is doing something or not, since he always hires other people to do it for him.

KYLE: O.K. Trek and Erica, you get on the internet and find out what you can.

TREK: Why Erica? She's no good at computers. Can't I do it myself?

ERICA: You're wrong. I am good at computers. I always get on the make-up websites.

KYLE: Okay. You are frightening me. Anyway, Jenny and I will go to the bank and talk to the people there. Duke can have the day off.

DUKE: Yes!!!

ERICA: No fair! I wanna trade with Duke!

KYLE: I don't care. Just do what you are supposed to, or you'll get in trouble.

KAT: Yeah, Erica. You should listen to people and be nice. And please let Jenny do your make-up from now on!

ERICA: Be quiet, Kat!

KYLE: I don't know if team is how I would describe us!

TREK: Oopsie. I think we made Kyle mad.

JENNY: Ya think, Trek?

Setting: Duke's Quarters

5:02 PM, same afternoon

(Duke is bouncing a ping pong ball up and down over and over)

DUKE (to himself): Stupid boring day off. No one else is here and I'm bored out of my mind. I'll go in Trek's room and play with his Sega.

(Duke goes into Trek's room, turns on the TV and Sega, and opens a bottle of Fruitopia)

DUKE: Oh, boy! Gotta shoot this bad guy, jump over the hole, I won!!!

(Duke jumps up and knocks Fruitopia onto Sega. It breaks)

DUKE: Whoops.

Setting: That weird room again

9:01, that night

KYLE: So, what did you guys find out, Trek and Erica?

ERICA: Nothing. But I did have time to get into the AVON website and enter a contest for a year's supply of eyeshadow.

KYLE: How 'bout you, Trek?

TREK (sadly): Duke broke my Sega.

ERICA: Do you have any life at all?

JENNY: Back to business! Me and Kyle...

DUKE: 'Kyle and I'

JENNY: Kyle and I found out that an employee at the bank was having financial troubles. He may have stolen the money.

TREK: I need money to buy a new Sega and a new Nintendo 64. I think it should be taken from Duke and Erica's paychecks.

DUKE: I need my money for myself so that I can buy episodes of Northern Exposure from A&E. They're expensive!

ERICA: The women don't wear enough make-up on that show.

DUKE: They look fine.

ERICA: No, they don't.

JENNY: Can we actually work now?

DUKE, ERICA, and TREK: No!

TREK: I have no games left to play because of them.

KYLE: Don't you have a Playstation?

TREK: Yeah, but it is boring.

JENNY: Hey! I bought that!

TREK: And it was very sweet, but I like the other ones better.

KYLE: Hey! Jenny's only allowed to do sweet things for me!

JENNY: You are the sweet one, Kyle.

DUKE: Aw, that's sweet!

TREK: Jealous, Duke?

(Duke, Trek, Erica, and Jenny fighting.

KYLE: Quit fighting! Oh, well. It's late. Go to bed, and things will look better in the morning.

Setting: Trek's quarters

10:37 PM, that same night

(knock at door)

TREK: Come in. Unless you are Erica or Duke, 'cause I'm still mad at them!

JENNY: Hey, Trek.

TREK: Hello, Jenny.

JENNY: Still upset, Trek?

TREK: Yeah. Hey, don't sit there!

(Jenny sits down, something breaks)

JENNY: Sorry, Trek.

Setting: Dining room

7:09 AM, next morning

(Trek, Kyle, Jenny, and Duke are eating breakfast together; Trek is playing on his Game Boy)

KYLE: How is everyone feeling?

DUKE: Fine, but this orange juice is nasty!

JENNY: I'm doing OK. Where's Erica? I need to talk to her.

KYLE: What about?

JENNY: Girl stuff.

TREK (sadly): Jenny sat on my Playstation.

(Erica comes into room, stands behind Kyle, and says 'Boo!')

(Kyle spills his orange juice)

TREK (sadly): Kyle spilled orange juice on my Game Boy.

(explosion)

ERICA: Oh no! My make-up case! And I didn't have time to put on 20 layers today!

TREK: I thought you used at least 21 layers.

ERICA: Meany.

JENNY: You can borrow mine.

KYLE: You won't have any left by the time she's done with it.

JENNY: What R U saying, Kyle? That I need make-up?

KYLE: Uh, no, Jenny. You are very beautiful. I just thought that you liked to use it.

CLAYTON: Does anyone want any French omelets?

Setting: Dining room

next morning at breakfast

KYLE: Good job at solving the case, everyone.

TREK (zombie-like): Must-have-video-games. Must-have-video-games. Must-have...

JENNY (comfortingly): It's OK, Trek. We got you a brand new Sega Genesis with Sonic the Hedgehog.

TREK: I want a Sonic beanie or the deal's off.

DUKE: Here ya go, little buddy.

TREK: Where'd you guys buy all this stuff?

ERICA: We got it at Wal-mart when we went 2 buy me new make-up.

Next time on Team Night Rider: Whatever I feel like writing.