NOTE: You guessed it. Another one. Cathy and Amber and their amazing waste of time, the amazing waste of time that they didn't even try to make good. When they were up too late at night and up too early in the morning back when they were both in elementary school. I wish I could remember when these were written...

TKR Script #3

by Amber and Cathy

Setting: That really freaky room with the logo on all the walls

May 13, 1999; 5:03PM

JENNY: I hate Kyle.

KYLE: Why do you hate me, Jenny?

JENNY: Because. I hate you.

ERICA: This could get boring very fast.

DUKE: I hate Jenny.

JENNY: Why?

DUKE: I don't know. I just do.

KYLE: I hate you, Trek. All you do is play video games and watch the Sci-Fi Channel.

ERICA: The guy on Sliders is pretty hot. I hate Duke.

DUKE: Um, why is that?

ERICA: You are boring. Your car is more exciting than you are.

TREK: I hate Erica. I wonder what her real skin looks like... Hey, Duke, you wanna play Mortal Kombat?

DUKE: No, thanks.

KYLE: Anyway, Mobius just... I don't hate you Trek. I love you, man.

TREK: I don't hate Erica. Of course, I don't love her either.

DUKE: I don't hate Jenny anymore. I never had a reason to in the first place, you know?

ERICA: Duke, I don't hate you. Actually, I think your car is boring, too.

JENNY: I still hate Kyle.

KYLE: I won't ask why. Doesn't anyone care what Mobius did?

ALL: No!

Setting: Jenny's Quarters

Same day, 7:20PM

(Erica walks into Jenny's room)

ERICA: How you feeling?

JENNY: I'm just really upset. And I hate Kyle.

ERICA: Oh, come on, Jenny! Why do you hate him?

JENNY: I don't know. It's like, I see him and...

ERICA: Oh, my god! You are in love with Kyle!

JENNY: No I'm not! I hate Kyle!

(Duke walks by the door)

ERICA: Hey, Duke! Jenny loves Kyle!

DUKE: Ooh, girl talk. Let me gossip!

ERICA: Okay. Me and Jenny were talking about why she hates Kyle, and it turns out she really loves him!

JENNY: I do not! Quit talking about me!

(Trek walks by)

DUKE: Hey, Trek! Jenny loves Kyle!

TREK: Well, duh. Wanna play Mortal Kombat?

ERICA: No. Wanna gossip?

TREK: Sure! Are we still gossiping about Jenny?

JENNY: No!

(Clayton walks by)

TREK: Mr. Mean Cook! Jenny is in love with Kyle.

CLAYTON: Okay. Can I come in? There isn't much gossip on Skyone.

ERICA: Yeah, come on in!

Setting: Skyone Cafetaria

Next Morning, 8:17AM

(Everyone is staring at Kyle and smiling when he walks in; he doesn't know why)

(Kyle sits down with Trek, Duke, and Erica; Jenny is sitting by herself across the room)

KYLE: What's wrong with Jenny this morning?

ERICA: She's mad at us.

KYLE: Why?

TREK: Because we told everyone that she...

ERICA: Shut up, Trek!

KYLE: Okay. You're scaring me. I'm going to talk to Jenny.

(Kyle walks over and sits across from Jenny)

(Everyone except TS, EW, and DD stare)

KYLE: Why is everyone staring at us?

JENNY: Because they're jerks.

KYLE: Do you still hate me?

JENNY: What? No one told you yet?

KYLE: Told me what?

JENNY: Nothing. Nothing at all. What are you talking about? (gets up and leaves)

(Kyle walks back over to others)

KYLE: What is her problem?!

TREK: I don't know. Wanna play Mortal Kombat?

KYLE: No. I gotta find out what Jenny's upset about. (leaves)

ERICA: I think Jenny's seriously ticked this time.

TREK: Ya think?

ERICA: Yeah, I do.

Setting: That Same Freaky Room Again!

Later that morning, 11:42AM

KYLE: Alright, you guys. Who stole my coffee cake at breakfast this morning?

JENNY: Calm down, Kyle. It's just a piece of cake.

KYLE: That was a coffee cake from the [Cathy's last name] & [Amber's last name] Bakery in Canada. They have the cool clumpy topping on them.

(EXPLOSION)

TREK: Um, guys, did you hear that?

ERICA: Dude! What blew up this time?

DUKE: Who cares? We're always in this stupid plane. Aaaah! Why can't we ever stay in a hotel? One with room service instead of just Clayton's "gourmet" cooking?

KYLE: Forget it. You all have the rest of the day off.

TREK: Hey, Erica? Wanna play Mortal Kombat?

ERICA: Sorry. You can come help me with my make-up instead.

TREK: Fine! No on wants to play Mortal Kombat with me? You know what? I don't care!!!

JENNY: I'll play a round with you, Trek.

DUKE: Sure you wouldn't rather be with...?

JENNY: Duke, shut up!

KYLE: Something weird is going on here.

JENNY: What do you mean, Kyle?

KYLE: One of you knows where my coffee cake is, don't you?

(Jenny gets upset and leaves; Erica follows her)

KYLE: What has been up with Jenny lately?

(Duke shake his head and heads to the Skyone gym)

TREK: How can you be so thick, Kyle? Jenny loves you, or at least she did. You are so unaware you probably never noticed, did you? (Glares at Kyle)

KYLE: What's your problem all of a sudden?

TREK: You used to seem like the perfect guy, a great leader and all that, but you aren't anymore. (leaves)

KYLE (to self): The whole world is going crazy!

Setting: Breakfast

the next morning, 7:52AM

KYLE: Jenny, why didn't you tell me?

JENNY: Tell you what, Kyle?

KYLE: That you love me. (Jenny blushes) I love you too, Jenny.

TREK, DUKE, and ERICA: Aw, how sweet.

THE END