Disclaimer: I don't CCS.
Hey, here's part 2! Now let the insanity continue!
Sakura was walking to the store, because her brother had for some reason decided to hide in the Sakura Book with Kero-chan.
A frozen Syaoran-kun was being tugged along by a very impatient Meilin-chan a few feet behind Sakura. After they had fired a couple of shots at Sakura's house, without the Silent Card, to smoke Touya out, they had both decided that they didn't need to bother with the tank.
Sakura nearly fainted when they came in instead with a couple of chainsaws, missile launchers, rifles, and swords, but fortunately, they had only wrecked half of Touya's room before they realized he was gone.
Sakura had decided to make dinner, and had to go to the store to buy more stuff, and Meilin had decided to go, and had dragged Syaoran along.
"Hoe? What is that?" Sakura asked, pointing to a stage.
"And now, we present the most honest man in the world! He cannot tell a lie!" said a loud voice over the loudspeaker.
And out stepped Yamazaki, still smiling, as he stepped up to the microphone and the crowd. "Hello, everybody, did you know that Japan used to be part of the mainland?"
Everybody shook their head.
"Well, it was, there used to be a kingdom on the mainland, with the name Japan, until one day, the Japanese emperor decided that he didn't like a lot of people traveling through his country, so he commissioned his army to dig a drench until Japan broke off from the mainland, and there were these huge sails, that pushed the land out to sea, and then…"
Sakura and Syaoran were both nodding, even though most of the crowd had dispersed in disgust.
"Wow, I never knew that Japan used to be part of Asia," Sakura gullibly.
"Yeah," agreed the equally gullible Syaoran.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Chiharu appeared on a motorcycle, and nearly ran over Yamazaki.
"LIES, ALL LIES!!!!!" she screamed, after she got off of the bike, and started strangling Yamazaki, even while he was still talking.
Sakura and Syaoran blinked. "It wasn't true?"
Meilin shook her head. "No, it wasn't true. Sometimes, I wonder that if you were any more dense and gullible, then you would believe that the sun circled the world."
The cardcaptors blinked again. "It doesn't?"
Meilin fell over at that. Note to self, bash in a couple of basic facts later, including the fact that they're madly in love with each other.
"Come on," she said to them, getting back up. "We should get to the store."
"Hai!" they said in unison, when they both realized that they were standing close together. They both yelped and jumped about 2 feet away from each other.
"Come on," she said, as she started dragging the two frozen magicians towards the store.
***
An hour later, Meilin had excused herself from the presence of the extremely red Sakura and Syaoran, saying she had to meet someone.
A few minutes later, she arrived at Tomoyo's house, and the maid let her in. She knocked on Tomoyo's door, and could already hear voice within.
"Password?" queried one.
"Tomoyo, do we have to go through this every single time?" Meilin sighed. Tomoyo had been watching way too many spy movies.
"Password?" came the voice again.
Meilin sighed. When Tomoyo fixated on something, there was no force, on heaven or earth (well, maybe a very angry Sakura and Syaoran, but that was very rare) that could divert her.
"Sakura and Syaoran forever," Meilin said.
The door opened, revealing the only conspiracy in Tomoeda, a group of people dedicated to uniting Sakura and Syaoran together in love, even if it killed the 2.
At one end of the long conference table that Tomoyo had ordered specifically for the occasion,
since she was filthy rich, and at the other end was a slightly charred Eriol, who had seemed to temporarily regained what little sanity he usually had.
Some of the people glared at her, since she was a relatively new member, and had been a former member of their enemy, the anti-S+S committee, which now only had 2 members, Kero and Touya.
Tomoyo banged her gavel. "Order, order in my room."
"A cheeseburger, with a side order of fries."
"New York steak, well done."
"Triple hot fudge sundae."
"Chow fun noodles, with a side order of spring rolls."
"A sushi platter."
"And a salad for me," Tomoyo said to the waiter at her side, before he left to take the orders to the kitchen.
"Why, Tomoyo-san, why only a salad?" asked a smiling Eriol. "Watching your figure?"
"Later, Eriol-kun," said Tomoyo. "This is the time for plotting, not for you to hit on me."
"But don't you like me to hit on you, Tomoyo-san?"
"Later, Eriol," said Tomoyo, a warning tone in her voice, "or else I'll tell Li-kun and his tank where you are."
"So this is where you landed, Hiiragizawa!" Meilin shouted, pointing her finger at Eriol "We will avenge the honor of the Li Clan, just you wait, right after we get my dense cousin and his girlfriend together."
"For security reasons, Meilin-chan, Eriol isn't here, that's just an illusion, and Nakuru and Suppi-chan are representing him," Tomoyo explained.
Meilin snapped her fingers. "Damn, well just to see if is true," and she picked up her fork, and threw it at Eriol. The fork passed right through him, and embedded itself in the soft leather back of the chair.
Eriol just smiled condescendingly at her. "Good throw, my cute little descendant."
The normals, otherwise known as a recovering Yamazaki, Chiharu, Rika, and Naoko stared at the banter between the three people that had been part of the card capturing business.
"You know, I always wondered why we always had memory gaps at times," Chiharu said.
"I can't believe that Li-kun never told me about any of this," Yamazaki grumbled.
"Oh, this is just like a shoujo anime, with Sakura as a kawaii magical girl, and Syaoran as her bishounen protector," Naoko said dreamingly. "You know, I have an aunt who works at this anime company, called Clamp, and I'm sure that they would love this story idea."
"Sorry Naoko, but I've already got the copyrights on "Card Captor Sakura," Tomoyo smiled. "Anyway, down to business. Meilin, what is the status of the couple?"
"I left them back at the house, and last I saw, they were too busy blushing to make any move towards each other."
Tomoyo nodded. She had been orchestrating situations like that for years, and usually, they kept blushing at each other until someone walked in on them.
She turned to Eriol. "Weren't you supposed to cast a spell on them that would make them say their thoughts all the time?"
Eriol sighed. "My cute little descendant ordered some heavy duty wards from Hong Kong, and now both him and Sakura-san are protected from my spells." But then he brightened. "But I created another incident, so maybe they'll confess then."
Tomoyo glared at Eriol. "This wouldn't happen to involve any stuffed animals, would it?" she asked suspiciously.
Eriol chuckled nervously as he mentally checked on the giant teddy bear's progress. "No, of course not, Tomoyo-san."
***
"Sakura, it's a giant teddy bear!" Syaoran shouted to Sakura as they stared up at the giant teddy bear that was marching towards Sakura's house.
"Hhhoooeeeee- Wait, isn't Tomoyo-chan's name sewed into the leg of the bear?"
Syaoran stared closer. "Actually, you're right. And there's only one other person besides you who she makes dolls for…
"Hiiragizawa!!!!"
***
"Did you guys hear something?" Meilin asked as she looked up from her dinner.
The others were too busy filming the normally cool Eriol roasting under Tomoyo's gaze, with Tomoyo's video equipment.
***
"Syaoran, what do we do?"
Sakura and Syaoran had already shot fire, lightning, water, wind, and thrown everything they could think of, thanks to Sakura's Create Card, including the kitchen sink.
Syaoran suddenly brightened. "I've got just the thing!"
He started running away.
Sakura quickly followed him. "Hoe? Where are we going?"
"Its just parked behind the house!" he answered.
"What's parked behind the house?"
***
Meilin shook her head. "Where does he get all those bears from I wonder?"
Tomoyo suddenly froze. "Not that one…"
Eriol suddenly paled. "What gives you that idea?"
"I made it especially for you, and you send it on a rampage towards Sakura-chan's house?!?"
"I'm sure they'll be able to stop it…"
Big mistake.
Now that Tomoyo knew for sure, she reached behind her and pulled out her weapon of choice- her sewing kit.
Eriol whimpered. "But Tomoyo-san, I like my robes…"
Tomoyo had that obsessed look now, the look that Sakura, Syaoran, and various others feared. "I have the perfect idea for a costume for you…"
Tomoyo cracked her measuring tape like a whip.
Suddenly, the Eriol image disappeared.
Nakuru and a hungover Suppi-chan started backing over as Tomoyo turned to them. "And I have the perfect accessories for you two…"
"But Tomoyo-chan, Eriol-kun is gone," Naoko said.
"No he isn't," Tomoyo said, and then marched over to her closet, yanked the door open, and out fell an embarrassed Eriol.
As soon as he was standing straight he asked, "How did you know I was in there?"
"Eriol-kun, you lie for a living, I knew that you wouldn't have immediately tell me your location, in the event that Meilin-chan here convinced me to tell her."
Suddenly, there was a loud boom from somewhere, followed by a loud thump that was much nearer.
Everybody stared outside. "What the?"
A giant teddy bear was lying on the lawn, with a large hole in the middle of it, and a cannon shell imbedded in the stomach.
Slowly it got up, pull the bullet hole out, and then started marching towards Tomoyo's house.
Everybody started backing up. "Eriol…"
He giggled with a slight bit of insanity. "I sort of programmed it to seek the largest source of magical energy, and I guess that would be me, Nakuru, Spinel, and Meilin."
Meilin glared at him. "I thought that I didn't have any magic powers."
"You're the type that comes later on in life, during your 20s or so."
"Oh. And how come you never told me this before?"
"You never asked?"
Meilin would have killed Eriol right there, except that the bear just then crushed the right wing of Tomoyo's house.
Suddenly, their savior came in the form of a very large tank, that then proceeded to bombard the bear with an equal amount of artillery equal to what had destroyed Clow Reed's old house.
Everybody sighed in relief. "We're saved."
The two lids popped up (A\N I like saying that a lot, it sounds so cool) and showed Sakura and Syaoran.
"Konnichiwa minna-san!" Sakura called out.
"Eriol, your head is mine!" Syaoran followed.
"Get in line," answered Tomoyo and Meilin. They then proceeded to turn to Eriol.
Sakura and Syaoran shrugged in unison, eliciting a "Kawaii!" from most of the group there, except for Eriol, who was being pummeled by Meilin and Tomoyo.
They withdrew into the tank, and then drove home.
***
After Sakura and Syaoran had left Sakura's house, Touya, Keroberos, and Yue had deemed that it was safe to leave the Sakura Book. Also, they had been kicked out by the Sakura Cards, guardians or no guardians.
They had decided to go the race tracks, that had just been built there for the convenience of this fic.
Yue had turned back into Yukito, to avoid the pretty-boy hunting squads there. While there, they spotted fellow bishounen characters like Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing, accompanied by Relena Peacecraft to show that he was taken, due to the wedding rings on their finger, the rest of the cast of Gundam Wing, Tenchi Masaki from Tenchi Muyo, trying to hide from his own personal stalkers, and Darien of Sailor Moon with his girlfriend Serena.
"Hey, isn't that Kaho over there?" Touya asked as he pointed at the race tracks.
The former teacher of Sakura-tachi was happily counting money.
"Hey, what is that lady doing here?" asked Kero-chan, poking his head out of Touya's pocket.
Kaho looked up and then quickly hid all her money behind her back. "Touya-kun, Tsukishiro-kun, Kero-chan, what are you three doing here? I take it the Li boy finally called in his own Clan's private army?"
Touya looked startled. "How did you know that?"
Kaho just smiled mysteriously.
"Mizuki-sensei, where did you get all that money, here at the betting booths?" Yukito asked all so innocently, while Yue was snickering at the scene. Finally, some payback at that stuck-up teacher for messing up his procedure. He liked Sakura now, but that didn't mean he appreciated having some teacher mess up his Final Judgment.
"Uh, I just found it, yeah," she stammered. "And I was just gonna give it to a friend."
"And amazingly Kaho Mizuki has again won 50 to 1 odds on the horse races! She is racking up a lot of money, following the rest of her track record!"
Touya glared. She laughed nervously. "Well, I do need money to maintain the Tsukime Shrine after all, heh heh."
"I wonder what my little imouto-chan will say, when she finds out her favorite teacher is a cheating gambler."
"I don't cheat!" she said indignantly.
"Bong!" said Kero in a stage whisper, sounding oddly like a bell.
"You know To-ya, did she also predict, besides the fact that you would find me by the time she came back, that we would just stay friends?" asked Yukito, listening to a snickering Yue's orders.
"You're single?" Kaho asked.
Touya nodded. "Yeah."
She smiled broadly. "Well then, I'll treat all of you to dinner, okay? We can call it a date!"
Touya looked at her. "I thought that you were with that reincarnation?"
She shrugged. "We broke up when I saw his plushie collection, and also when he started putting up Tomoyo's pictures and letters, and blushing as red as that Li boy whenever she was around. So I'm single too."
Touya smiled. "Perfect."
"Touya-kun!"
Out of nowhere, Nakuru appeared, but before she could attach herself to Touya, she got whacked in the head by a bell.
"When did you get that bell back?"
"Eriol dug up Clow's replacement bell."
"Oh."
"Nakuru, are you okay?"
"Yeah, snow bunny. You know, now that I think about it, stalking Touya is getting kind of boring, and you are kinda handsome, though not as yummy as Touya. Want to go out on a date?"
"Why not? Hey, To-ya, lets make it a double date, okay?"
"Sure, Yuki, as long as she doesn't strangle me while we're eating."
***
Sakura hung up the phone. "That was onni-chan. He said that he isn't coming home for dinner, dad's on an archaeological trip, and the rest of the gang is staying at Tomoyo's to plot ways to get us together."
Syaoran shook his head. "Do they honestly think we're that dense?"
"Well, we do put on a good show, believing everything that Yamazaki says all the time."
"Except for that one time where he started rambling about Chinese scrolls. Since I'm from China, I can't pretend to be stupid for that."
The two were sitting on the Sakura crouch, just enjoying each other's company.
Suddenly an alarm rang. "Uh-oh," Sakura said. "The Tomoyo "S+S" satellite is about to come overhead again."
Syaoran sighed. "So I'll be in the kitchen, with the stove on?"
"And I'll hide under all these blankets," Sakura said as she covered herself with several layers of blankets.
At that moment, the heat sensitive satellite owned by Daidouji industries for the explicit purpose of checking the distance between the two, came overhead.
It read a very warm Syaoran in the kitchen, and also a very warm Sakura in the living room, indicating that both were blushing heavily, even though they were in separate rooms.
The satellite relayed the information to Tomoyo's computer, who sighed, and rejoined the rest of the group in plotting.
After the were sure the spy satellite was gone, both returned to the couch.
"We've got to think of a better way to hide from it," Syaoran said. "Maybe if a lightning bolt hit, and accidentally shorted it out-"
Sakura shook her head. "Nah, Tomoyo would then hack into another satellite to replace that one."
Suddenly Sakura brightened. "I know! We can use Little to hide from it, and in the meantime, we can have Twin make two of us, so that she'll never know what's going on."
Syaoran chuckled. "I can remember the number of times they sigh at our ignorance."
"Yeah," Sakura giggled. "They've been trying so hard, and its driving them crazy."
"We should keep doing this to them for awhile."
"When should we tell them that we've been going out?"
"Our wedding day?"
"You know onni-chan will probably kill you when he finds out."
"That's what the tank is for."
Sakura looked down at a stopwatch she was holding.
"What was our last record?"
"About 5 minutes, 30 seconds."
"Let's see if we can break it."
Syaoran smiled. "That's my little cherry blossom, always wanting to do better."
Sakura smiled back at him. "Of course. You're always a good influence on me, my little wolf."
The two went back to what they had been doing for the last hour- making out.
They kept on doing that, until they retired to Sakura's bedroom, where at about midnight, Touya and Kaho entered the house and Touya's bedroom.
Kero-chan flew over in disgust, and snuggled himself back into his drawer.
Syaoran pulled another of his silent exits as he gave Sakura one last good-night kiss on her cheek, and then jumped out the window, to go home.
Sakura slept on, till the next morning…
"Hoe, I'm late again!"
The end.
Thank you for all the reviews, I enjoyed writing this, and I'll try to get the next chapter of my other fic out sometime soon, thank you!