Once upon a time, there was a cabbage. Then someone ate the cabbage. The end.



























Yes, that was random. Hehehehe... You're still reading this? Then a note for you... YOU'RE NUTS!!! Whoo! I bet this is gonna get taken down in a matter of minutes, but enjoy the randomness while you're here. Sit back and reflect on all the random things you said or done today... Laugh... Feel good...

Duo: She's gone off the deep end...

Duet: I blame Communism...

Wu Fei: I'm not Communist!

Trowa: Yeah, he's still got his queue.

Heero: I don't recall her specifying Wu Fei as a Communist

Quatre: This may be slightly offensive to Communists

Duet: But I always blame Communism!

Duo: Yeah, she does...

Heero: I have a joke.

Trowa: Proceed

Heero: A guy walks into a bar...

Trowa: Ow.

Heero: Hehehehehe...

Trowa: Hehehehehe...

Duo: Hehehehehehe....

Quatre: Heheheheheh...

Duet: Hehehehehe...

Wu Fei: ...I don't get it...

Stanton: (randomly) A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office...

Trowa: Ow

Heero: Hehehehehe...

Trowa: Hehehehehe...

Duo: Hehehehehehe...

Quatre: Hehehehehe....

Duet: Guys, that wasn't funny.

Stanton: wearing only cellophane wrap

Heero: Hehehehehe...

Trowa: Hehehehehe...

Duo: Hehehehehehe....

Quatre: Heheheheheh...

Duet: ...that's pretty funny...

Stanton: And the psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your/'re nuts"

Heero: .........

Trowa: .......

Duo: ..........

Quatre: ......

Duet: HAHAHAHAHA...!

All: *look at Duet*

Duet: What!? It's funny!

[A/N: I am not responsible for the insanity this fic may cause. I don't own anything. I don't even own cabbage and I myself belong to God, my mom, Japan, and Sotsu.]

Duo: No! You belong to me! *cracks whip*

Tori: It's too early for an S&M...