{Ron} And now its time for Love Songs with Mister Longbottom. The part of the story where Neville comes out and sings... a love song.
*Snape sneers at Neville, who looks like he's on the verge of having a nervous breakdown*
{Ron} Well, so long Neville. Good luck! You've been a great pal.
{Neville} Wha..wha..What? Where are you going?
{Ron} I'm taking a vacation. And since Snape-
{Snape} Ten points from Gryffindor! Its Professor Snape.
{Ron} Sorry. Since Professor Snape refuses to sing this, and no one else is crazy enough to do it, we voted you as my replacement. See ya!
{Neville} Ron! Don't leave!
*Ron is long gone.*
{Snape} Well, let's get this over with.
*Neville whimpers. Music begins to play in the background. A microphone magically appears in Neville`s hand (Don't ask me how it works. Maybe he got it from wherever Snape got the slide projector.) Suddenly, Neville's persona changes radically. In fact, he's looking quite suave...*
*Sing to the "His Cheeseburger" tune*
{Neville} I He said to her.../I
[Snape} I'd like some fuzzy socks. And I might like some sandals as well.
I She said to him /I
{Hermione} I can't give you either.
I He said /I
{Snape} Isn't this the "Shoe Bell"?
I She said/I
{Hermione} Yes it is, but we're closed now. But we open tomorrow at ten.
I He said /I
{Snape} My feet are really quite cold now, but I guess I can wait until then!!!!!
*Hermione's jaw drops as she listens to the most civil thing he's ever said to anyone.*
{Neville} `Cause you're his fuzzy socks, his warm and fuzzy socks. He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you. Oh, you are his fuzzy socks, his snuggly, fuzzy socks. He'll wait for you! Oh, he will wait for you.
I He stayed in the broom lot `till sunrise. He may have dosed off once or twice./I
{Snape} I did not!
I He spotted a billboard for Payless: Slippers and Shoes for half price! How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to buy./I
{Snape} Fuzzy sock, please do not be angry! I'll love you `till the day I die!!!!!!!
{Neville} `Cause you're his fuzzy socks, his precious fuzzy socks. He won't forget you, no, he won't forget you. He will come back, fuzzy socks, he'll come back fuzzy socks. Be back for you, oh he'll be back for you!!!!
`Cause he loves you, fuzzy socks, with all his heart. And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart. And if the world around ran out of shoes, he would find something else to help protect you.
And if you suddenly got a great big hole in your toe, he would sew it up for you! Sew it up for you! Stitch that hole up quickly, just for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The entire room looks at him in shock. Neville blushes.*
{Neville} You... are... his... fuzzzzy......Socks!
*Neville passes out.*
AN: Thank you, everyone, for reviewing my stories! For those who requested songs, they will be coming. I will post one every week until there are no more Silly Songs left. Boo hoo!
Anyhoo, please R/R. Thanks!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. It all goes to JK Rowling and Veggie Tales. Unfortunately, I must have forgotten to say this in one of my other songs. Many apologies L!
*Snape sneers at Neville, who looks like he's on the verge of having a nervous breakdown*
{Ron} Well, so long Neville. Good luck! You've been a great pal.
{Neville} Wha..wha..What? Where are you going?
{Ron} I'm taking a vacation. And since Snape-
{Snape} Ten points from Gryffindor! Its Professor Snape.
{Ron} Sorry. Since Professor Snape refuses to sing this, and no one else is crazy enough to do it, we voted you as my replacement. See ya!
{Neville} Ron! Don't leave!
*Ron is long gone.*
{Snape} Well, let's get this over with.
*Neville whimpers. Music begins to play in the background. A microphone magically appears in Neville`s hand (Don't ask me how it works. Maybe he got it from wherever Snape got the slide projector.) Suddenly, Neville's persona changes radically. In fact, he's looking quite suave...*
*Sing to the "His Cheeseburger" tune*
{Neville} I He said to her.../I
[Snape} I'd like some fuzzy socks. And I might like some sandals as well.
I She said to him /I
{Hermione} I can't give you either.
I He said /I
{Snape} Isn't this the "Shoe Bell"?
I She said/I
{Hermione} Yes it is, but we're closed now. But we open tomorrow at ten.
I He said /I
{Snape} My feet are really quite cold now, but I guess I can wait until then!!!!!
*Hermione's jaw drops as she listens to the most civil thing he's ever said to anyone.*
{Neville} `Cause you're his fuzzy socks, his warm and fuzzy socks. He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you. Oh, you are his fuzzy socks, his snuggly, fuzzy socks. He'll wait for you! Oh, he will wait for you.
I He stayed in the broom lot `till sunrise. He may have dosed off once or twice./I
{Snape} I did not!
I He spotted a billboard for Payless: Slippers and Shoes for half price! How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to buy./I
{Snape} Fuzzy sock, please do not be angry! I'll love you `till the day I die!!!!!!!
{Neville} `Cause you're his fuzzy socks, his precious fuzzy socks. He won't forget you, no, he won't forget you. He will come back, fuzzy socks, he'll come back fuzzy socks. Be back for you, oh he'll be back for you!!!!
`Cause he loves you, fuzzy socks, with all his heart. And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart. And if the world around ran out of shoes, he would find something else to help protect you.
And if you suddenly got a great big hole in your toe, he would sew it up for you! Sew it up for you! Stitch that hole up quickly, just for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The entire room looks at him in shock. Neville blushes.*
{Neville} You... are... his... fuzzzzy......Socks!
*Neville passes out.*
AN: Thank you, everyone, for reviewing my stories! For those who requested songs, they will be coming. I will post one every week until there are no more Silly Songs left. Boo hoo!
Anyhoo, please R/R. Thanks!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. It all goes to JK Rowling and Veggie Tales. Unfortunately, I must have forgotten to say this in one of my other songs. Many apologies L!