DISCLAIMER: Mulder, Scully, Frohike and Spender, belong to Chris
Carter and 1013 productions. Also to the actors who portray them.
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE don't sue us! This is only for fun!
SUMMARY: Our heroes engage in an INTERESTING game of Truth or Dare.
Which leads to some interesting experiences.
AUTHORS' NOTE: My friend Trista and I wrote this story a long time ago, so it takes place probably back in the um... 3rd season? I haven't really watched this show since so I figured I'd put a little warning as I dont know what's changed since. Enjoy!
~~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
"Hey Scully, wanna play a game?" Mulder asked his partner, after he
finished counting the holes on the ceiling. Scully looked up from
the computer.
"What?" She asked.
"Well, it's something to do."
"Mulder, unlike you, I'm actually doing what I'm supposed to be
doing. It's a little something called WORK."
"Where's the fun in that?" Mulder asked. "All work and no play
makes Dana a dull Fed."
Scully sighed. "I can have fun sometimes..."
"Oh, yeah. What's your idea of fun?"
"How about... Truth or Dare?"
"Getting daring, huh Scully? No pun intended."
"So you pick dare?" Scully asked, shutting down her computer.
"Sure, fine, whatever... I've never been much one for girly games..."
"Girly games, huh? I dare you to... run into the girl's showers!"
"What?!"
"Chicken?"
"No! But we're going to get in trouble."
"Correction: You're going to be the one in trouble IF you're caught.
It's not like it bothers you."
"I'm going to get you back for that!" He assured her.
"I'm waiting..." She said, as he walked out the door.
~~~X~~~
"I can't believe I'm doing this..." Mulder mumbled, heading for
the girl's shower room. When he arrived at the door, he took a
breath before running in and screaming at the top of his lungs.
He heard the frantic screams of the girls in the showers.
"I should have warn a mask." He thought, heading for the door
and back to his office where Scully was laughing hysterically.
"Your turn!" Mulder said with a twinkle in his eyes.
"It can't be THAT bad, Mulder."
"I dare you to... Go upstairs and kiss Spender on the lips.
Bet you wont."
"Mulder!"
"At least it's not Skinner."
"How do you even know if Spender is around."
"I passed him in the hall while I was coming out of the showers."
"Alright..." She said, leaving the office.
~~~X~~~
Scully looked over at Spender.
"I'm REALLY sorry about this." She told him.
"Sorry about what?" He asked, confused.
"This." She said, before kissing him. She than ran down the hall and
back to her office.
"Glad I don't work with her..." He mumbled, still a bit shocked.
"Idiot! I should have kissed her back!"
~~~X~~~
Scully ran into her office, panting. Her face was bright red.
"You actually did it?!" Mulder asked, surprised. "You kissed him?!"
Now more of disgusted.
"Well Mulder, I couldn't let YOU win!"
"You kissed HIM?!" He asked again.
'Yes, now get over it! It's your turn."
"Truth..." Mulder said sheepishly.
"Afraid of what I would do to you?"
"Possibly."
"Um... I'm no good at this. Mulder, do you love me?"
"WHAT?!"
"Do-you-love-me?"
"Um.. well... Er...I...Uh...yeah..." Mulder looked up to see her
reaction. Typical. A raised eyebrow. "But I'm not telling you in what
sense of the word love."
"I meant..."
"It doesn't matter what you MEANT, you didn't specify. I guess you'll
never know..."
"God Mulder, you're so immature!" She whined. "Unlike you, I like a
thrill. Dare again."
Mulder looked thoughtful, and burst into a sudden fit of laughter.
"What?" Scully demanded.
"I shouldn't but..." He started. Frohike would love him forever...
"I dare you to call up Frohike and get him to go on a date with you!"
"No way!"
"Okay. But you lose..."
"Mulder!" She thought for a second. "Fine." She finally said.
"Here's the phone!" Mulder said happily handing it to Scully,
who sighed. She picked up the receiver and closed her eyes,
as Mulder dialed the number.
"Offices of the Lone Gunmen, Frohike speaking."
"Frohike, turn OFF the tape. NOW." Scully ordered.
"Who is this?" He asked, confused.
"It's Scully... Um... Do... you... by any chance..." She started,
not believing that she was actually doing this. "Wanna... go...
to...dinner...with me... sometime?"
"Guys! This ISN'T funny! Scully is never gonna ask me on a date,
so leave me the hell alone!" He yelled, slamming down the phone.
"He said no..." She said, to her surprise.
"He said NO?!"
"He thought it was the others. Poor guy. Was the only chance he
would have with me."
"Call him again, to be sure."
"What?! That wasn't part of the dare!"
"Yeah it was Scully! It was GET him to go on a date with you."
He reminded her. She sighed and picked up the receiver and pressed
redial.
When he picked up again, she said, "Frohike, this is REALLY Scully!
And I was serious before."
"Pick ya up at 7. And if this is a joke, someone's going to pay."
She hung up the phone.
"There! I did it... He's picking me up at 7." She informed her partner.
"I better pick dare." Mulder decided.
Scully's eyes lit up like Christmas trees. " I dare you to...
GO EGG THE WHITE HOUSE!" She yelled happily.
"That's a criminal offence!!!" He whined.
"I'm stuck with Frohike! Jail sounds really nice right now.
Unless YOU wanna go out with Frohike..." Her eyes lighting up again.
"You could even borrow a dress!"
"I'll take my chances with the white house!"
"It was worth a try..."
~~~X~~~
Mulder looked at the egg in his hand and wondered if Scully was
having fun on her date with Frohike. He'd be like an octopus...
all over her. He pitied her, and promised himself that WHEN he
got arrested, she would be his one phone call.
"Here goes nothing." He said to himself before taking aim, and
hitting the wall of the White House. He took another egg from
his pocket, just as a secret service agent came out of the building.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" the agent yelled,
at Mulder.
"Me?" Mulder asked. "Oh! Shit!" He began to run, but the secret
service guy tackled him.
"You DO realize you're under arrest?"
"Yeah... But I know my rights!"
"I still have to read them to you, or this arrest isn't legal."
"Damn! It was worth a try!"
~~~X~~~
"I hate to break it to you, on your wonderful date with Frohike,
but you gotta break me out of jail." Mulder informed his partner.
"Thank you Mulder!" She said hanging up the phone. "I gotta go...
Mulder is in jail." She told Frohike.
"Can't you wait a little while?" Frohike begged.
"He needs me. I'll see ya."
"Do I get a kiss goodnight?" He asked.
'Well... I DID kiss Spender, so what the hell?' She thought
to herself. "Alright Frohike, pucker up."
"I can't do it!" Frohike exclaimed, running out of the restaurant.
"God! If I knew I could get rid of him like that, I would have
asked him to kiss me ages ago!" Scully grabbed her purse and headed
for the police station.
~~~X~~~
"Well Scully, do you still wanna play Truth or Dare?" Mulder asked,
as she drove him to his apartment.
"Maybe..."
~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~ The End ~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
So... What do ya think??? Wanna hear more? We've got the ideas,
all you gotta do is write us! All done, bye-bye!
"One Man Alone Can't Fight the Future."
Carter and 1013 productions. Also to the actors who portray them.
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE don't sue us! This is only for fun!
SUMMARY: Our heroes engage in an INTERESTING game of Truth or Dare.
Which leads to some interesting experiences.
AUTHORS' NOTE: My friend Trista and I wrote this story a long time ago, so it takes place probably back in the um... 3rd season? I haven't really watched this show since so I figured I'd put a little warning as I dont know what's changed since. Enjoy!
~~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
"Hey Scully, wanna play a game?" Mulder asked his partner, after he
finished counting the holes on the ceiling. Scully looked up from
the computer.
"What?" She asked.
"Well, it's something to do."
"Mulder, unlike you, I'm actually doing what I'm supposed to be
doing. It's a little something called WORK."
"Where's the fun in that?" Mulder asked. "All work and no play
makes Dana a dull Fed."
Scully sighed. "I can have fun sometimes..."
"Oh, yeah. What's your idea of fun?"
"How about... Truth or Dare?"
"Getting daring, huh Scully? No pun intended."
"So you pick dare?" Scully asked, shutting down her computer.
"Sure, fine, whatever... I've never been much one for girly games..."
"Girly games, huh? I dare you to... run into the girl's showers!"
"What?!"
"Chicken?"
"No! But we're going to get in trouble."
"Correction: You're going to be the one in trouble IF you're caught.
It's not like it bothers you."
"I'm going to get you back for that!" He assured her.
"I'm waiting..." She said, as he walked out the door.
~~~X~~~
"I can't believe I'm doing this..." Mulder mumbled, heading for
the girl's shower room. When he arrived at the door, he took a
breath before running in and screaming at the top of his lungs.
He heard the frantic screams of the girls in the showers.
"I should have warn a mask." He thought, heading for the door
and back to his office where Scully was laughing hysterically.
"Your turn!" Mulder said with a twinkle in his eyes.
"It can't be THAT bad, Mulder."
"I dare you to... Go upstairs and kiss Spender on the lips.
Bet you wont."
"Mulder!"
"At least it's not Skinner."
"How do you even know if Spender is around."
"I passed him in the hall while I was coming out of the showers."
"Alright..." She said, leaving the office.
~~~X~~~
Scully looked over at Spender.
"I'm REALLY sorry about this." She told him.
"Sorry about what?" He asked, confused.
"This." She said, before kissing him. She than ran down the hall and
back to her office.
"Glad I don't work with her..." He mumbled, still a bit shocked.
"Idiot! I should have kissed her back!"
~~~X~~~
Scully ran into her office, panting. Her face was bright red.
"You actually did it?!" Mulder asked, surprised. "You kissed him?!"
Now more of disgusted.
"Well Mulder, I couldn't let YOU win!"
"You kissed HIM?!" He asked again.
'Yes, now get over it! It's your turn."
"Truth..." Mulder said sheepishly.
"Afraid of what I would do to you?"
"Possibly."
"Um... I'm no good at this. Mulder, do you love me?"
"WHAT?!"
"Do-you-love-me?"
"Um.. well... Er...I...Uh...yeah..." Mulder looked up to see her
reaction. Typical. A raised eyebrow. "But I'm not telling you in what
sense of the word love."
"I meant..."
"It doesn't matter what you MEANT, you didn't specify. I guess you'll
never know..."
"God Mulder, you're so immature!" She whined. "Unlike you, I like a
thrill. Dare again."
Mulder looked thoughtful, and burst into a sudden fit of laughter.
"What?" Scully demanded.
"I shouldn't but..." He started. Frohike would love him forever...
"I dare you to call up Frohike and get him to go on a date with you!"
"No way!"
"Okay. But you lose..."
"Mulder!" She thought for a second. "Fine." She finally said.
"Here's the phone!" Mulder said happily handing it to Scully,
who sighed. She picked up the receiver and closed her eyes,
as Mulder dialed the number.
"Offices of the Lone Gunmen, Frohike speaking."
"Frohike, turn OFF the tape. NOW." Scully ordered.
"Who is this?" He asked, confused.
"It's Scully... Um... Do... you... by any chance..." She started,
not believing that she was actually doing this. "Wanna... go...
to...dinner...with me... sometime?"
"Guys! This ISN'T funny! Scully is never gonna ask me on a date,
so leave me the hell alone!" He yelled, slamming down the phone.
"He said no..." She said, to her surprise.
"He said NO?!"
"He thought it was the others. Poor guy. Was the only chance he
would have with me."
"Call him again, to be sure."
"What?! That wasn't part of the dare!"
"Yeah it was Scully! It was GET him to go on a date with you."
He reminded her. She sighed and picked up the receiver and pressed
redial.
When he picked up again, she said, "Frohike, this is REALLY Scully!
And I was serious before."
"Pick ya up at 7. And if this is a joke, someone's going to pay."
She hung up the phone.
"There! I did it... He's picking me up at 7." She informed her partner.
"I better pick dare." Mulder decided.
Scully's eyes lit up like Christmas trees. " I dare you to...
GO EGG THE WHITE HOUSE!" She yelled happily.
"That's a criminal offence!!!" He whined.
"I'm stuck with Frohike! Jail sounds really nice right now.
Unless YOU wanna go out with Frohike..." Her eyes lighting up again.
"You could even borrow a dress!"
"I'll take my chances with the white house!"
"It was worth a try..."
~~~X~~~
Mulder looked at the egg in his hand and wondered if Scully was
having fun on her date with Frohike. He'd be like an octopus...
all over her. He pitied her, and promised himself that WHEN he
got arrested, she would be his one phone call.
"Here goes nothing." He said to himself before taking aim, and
hitting the wall of the White House. He took another egg from
his pocket, just as a secret service agent came out of the building.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" the agent yelled,
at Mulder.
"Me?" Mulder asked. "Oh! Shit!" He began to run, but the secret
service guy tackled him.
"You DO realize you're under arrest?"
"Yeah... But I know my rights!"
"I still have to read them to you, or this arrest isn't legal."
"Damn! It was worth a try!"
~~~X~~~
"I hate to break it to you, on your wonderful date with Frohike,
but you gotta break me out of jail." Mulder informed his partner.
"Thank you Mulder!" She said hanging up the phone. "I gotta go...
Mulder is in jail." She told Frohike.
"Can't you wait a little while?" Frohike begged.
"He needs me. I'll see ya."
"Do I get a kiss goodnight?" He asked.
'Well... I DID kiss Spender, so what the hell?' She thought
to herself. "Alright Frohike, pucker up."
"I can't do it!" Frohike exclaimed, running out of the restaurant.
"God! If I knew I could get rid of him like that, I would have
asked him to kiss me ages ago!" Scully grabbed her purse and headed
for the police station.
~~~X~~~
"Well Scully, do you still wanna play Truth or Dare?" Mulder asked,
as she drove him to his apartment.
"Maybe..."
~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~ The End ~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
So... What do ya think??? Wanna hear more? We've got the ideas,
all you gotta do is write us! All done, bye-bye!
"One Man Alone Can't Fight the Future."