"Scully, are you high?"
"What?!"
"Well, even suggesting playing truth or dare again... there
has to be some sort of drug going through your system."
"Just these wine coolers..." Scully said, taking another sip
of hers.
"How many of those have you had?" Mulder asked, suspiciously.
"How many did you have in your fridge?"
"I had a full case!"
"Well, you don't anymore!" She told him with a laugh.
"I think they put more alcohol in those things than they
claim."
"Can we please play now?" Scully whined. "Pretty please,
with sunflower seeds on top!"
"I can't believe I'm doing this again... I'm not going to
jail again. Truth!"
"Do you really have a bedroom Mulder?" Scully asked.
"It's hidden under the clutter around here somewhere..."
"No! Seriously!"
"Yeah... I'll show it to you. I don't use it much though."
He said getting up and walking to a door, which Scully had
always thought was the closet. "See!" They went inside.
"Mulder... Where's the bed?"
"You see that pile of papers? It's under there."
"I can see why you don't sleep in here," She said turning
around and heading for the living room again. They both sat
back down on the couch after Mulder had closed the door to the
secret bedroom.
"I'll pick dare." Scully decided.
"I dare you to... Go out on the balcony and scream out your
undying love for me!"
"My undying love for you?" She asked before bursting into
hysterical laughter.
"You know... Something like 'I, Dana Scully am madly in love
with Fox Mulder!'." He explained, as she continued to laugh.
She made her way to the balcony and yelled, "I, DANA SCULLY
HAVE OFFICIALLY SLEPT WITH FOX MULDER!!!"
"SCULLY!!!! Get back in here!!!"
"You're the one who dared me, Mulder." She told him.
"I didn't tell you to say THAT!!!"
"What's so unappealing about that?"
"I'm just going to drop this subject right now..." He said.
"Good idea. Truth or dare, Mulder?"
"Dare, I guess..."
'I know a really good way so that I win.' Scully thought
devilishly. "Mulder, I dare you to balance yourself on the
railing of the balcony."
"Sure, fine, whatever..." He mumbled, heading towards the
balcony. Scully watched him, not really thinking he was going
to do it.
Than, she saw him climbing the railing. "Shit Mulder, I didn't
actually mean it! I was just joking!" She yelled at him. By
than he was balancing on one leg on the railing, with his
arms out like wings.
"Look at me Scully! I can fly!" He yelled back at her, giggling
like a little schoolgirl.
'And he says the wine coolers went to my head! He only had one!'
She thought. "Mulder, get your butt down from there! NOW!" She
yelled.
"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my mommy!" He said
sticking his tongue out at her. He finally jumped down before
Scully passed out. "It was YOUR dare!"
She slapped him across the face. "If you ever do that again,
I'll murder you with my bare hands!" She threatened.
"Sounds intriguing. Truth or dare, Scully?"
"To bring down my blood pressure, I think I'll pick truth."
"Do you dye your hair?"
"Why would you think that, Mulder?"
"Well, your hair IS constantly changing color!"
"Well... Sometimes... There's a lot about me you don't know
Mulder."
"You want me, don't you Scully?!"
"I don't WANT you Mulder! I've already had one bad date this
week thanks to you, I don't want to try one with you thanks."
"I KNEW I shouldn't have had you go on that date with Frohike!"
"Now I guess you'll never know!" Scully said, mimicking him from
earlier.
"I'm bored of this." Mulder whined. "Can we take a break?"
"What do you wanna do?" Scully asked.
"Hmmm... How about hangman?!"
"And you say Truth or Dare is a girly game!"
"In that case I get to go first!"
~~~X~~~
"Aliens Ate Scully?! What?!" Scully asked.
"Well, it was all I could come up with!" Mulder replied.
"So, when was I eaten by aliens, Mulder?"
"It hasn't happened, but... it might!"
"Than it should have been aliens will eat Scully, or
aliens might eat Scully."
"Um... Maybe hangman was a bad idea..."
"Well, it was your bad idea!"
"It's a shame not everyone is perfect like YOU, Scully."
"Oh, shut up Mulder! I'm going home!"
"No, you're not going anywhere Missy."
"Why the hell not?!"
"Scully, do you seriously think you could walk in a straight
line let alone drive in a straight line!" Mulder asked.
"Well, sure I can Mulder!" She said, going for the door but
hitting the wall instead. "Where did that wall come from?"
"It's always been there Scully."
"Okay, so maybe I can't walk in a straight line."
~~~X~~~
"Mulder!" Scully whined. "My head hurts!"
"It's a little thing called a hangover Scully."
"I don't like it! Make it go away!"
"It's your fault for drinking all those damn wine coolers!"
He scolded. She stuck her tongue out at him. "Real mature
there Scully."
"Mulder, where did you sleep last night?" Scully asked from
her place on the couch.
"The floor."
"Why did you do that?"
"Do you remember anything from last night, Scully?"
"Am I supposed to?"
"Are you sure the wine coolers are the only thing you drank
last night?"
"Am I supposed to know?! Do we have to go to work today?"
"No Scully, it's Saturday."
"Oh... I thought it was Monday. Wanna play truth or dare?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mulder screamed.
"But you said that after you got arrested you'd play truth or
dare with me again!"
"And I did! Last night!"
"I don't remember that!"
"That's your own fault for drinking the entire case of Wine
coolers!"
"Why didn't you stop me?!"
"Let's just play Truth or Dare, now..."
"Okay!" Scully said happily. "Truth or Dare, Mulder?"
"Dare, but first can I go pee?"
"No! I dare you to pee out the window!!!" She said, laughing.
"Okay, I think those wine coolers may still be affecting your
brain."
"So you wont do it? I win!"
"Fine..." He said.
~~~X~~~
"I can't believe a cop just HAPPENED to be standing outside the
window." Mulder complained.
"Well, you're the one who actually did it." Scully teased. "And
at least I came and bailed you out again!" She said, as they left
the police station.
"Remind me to never pick dare if we ever play that game again!"
"Well, you can't escape me asking you in which way you love me."
"Hmmm... Dare is sounding awfully nice right now."
~~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
So, what do ya think? Was it crap compared to the first one? Or were
they both crap? Tell us! WE NEED TO KNOW!!! Please!!!
"We shall find ourselves at the mercy of anything that cannot be filed,
categorized, or easily referenced."
"What?!"
"Well, even suggesting playing truth or dare again... there
has to be some sort of drug going through your system."
"Just these wine coolers..." Scully said, taking another sip
of hers.
"How many of those have you had?" Mulder asked, suspiciously.
"How many did you have in your fridge?"
"I had a full case!"
"Well, you don't anymore!" She told him with a laugh.
"I think they put more alcohol in those things than they
claim."
"Can we please play now?" Scully whined. "Pretty please,
with sunflower seeds on top!"
"I can't believe I'm doing this again... I'm not going to
jail again. Truth!"
"Do you really have a bedroom Mulder?" Scully asked.
"It's hidden under the clutter around here somewhere..."
"No! Seriously!"
"Yeah... I'll show it to you. I don't use it much though."
He said getting up and walking to a door, which Scully had
always thought was the closet. "See!" They went inside.
"Mulder... Where's the bed?"
"You see that pile of papers? It's under there."
"I can see why you don't sleep in here," She said turning
around and heading for the living room again. They both sat
back down on the couch after Mulder had closed the door to the
secret bedroom.
"I'll pick dare." Scully decided.
"I dare you to... Go out on the balcony and scream out your
undying love for me!"
"My undying love for you?" She asked before bursting into
hysterical laughter.
"You know... Something like 'I, Dana Scully am madly in love
with Fox Mulder!'." He explained, as she continued to laugh.
She made her way to the balcony and yelled, "I, DANA SCULLY
HAVE OFFICIALLY SLEPT WITH FOX MULDER!!!"
"SCULLY!!!! Get back in here!!!"
"You're the one who dared me, Mulder." She told him.
"I didn't tell you to say THAT!!!"
"What's so unappealing about that?"
"I'm just going to drop this subject right now..." He said.
"Good idea. Truth or dare, Mulder?"
"Dare, I guess..."
'I know a really good way so that I win.' Scully thought
devilishly. "Mulder, I dare you to balance yourself on the
railing of the balcony."
"Sure, fine, whatever..." He mumbled, heading towards the
balcony. Scully watched him, not really thinking he was going
to do it.
Than, she saw him climbing the railing. "Shit Mulder, I didn't
actually mean it! I was just joking!" She yelled at him. By
than he was balancing on one leg on the railing, with his
arms out like wings.
"Look at me Scully! I can fly!" He yelled back at her, giggling
like a little schoolgirl.
'And he says the wine coolers went to my head! He only had one!'
She thought. "Mulder, get your butt down from there! NOW!" She
yelled.
"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my mommy!" He said
sticking his tongue out at her. He finally jumped down before
Scully passed out. "It was YOUR dare!"
She slapped him across the face. "If you ever do that again,
I'll murder you with my bare hands!" She threatened.
"Sounds intriguing. Truth or dare, Scully?"
"To bring down my blood pressure, I think I'll pick truth."
"Do you dye your hair?"
"Why would you think that, Mulder?"
"Well, your hair IS constantly changing color!"
"Well... Sometimes... There's a lot about me you don't know
Mulder."
"You want me, don't you Scully?!"
"I don't WANT you Mulder! I've already had one bad date this
week thanks to you, I don't want to try one with you thanks."
"I KNEW I shouldn't have had you go on that date with Frohike!"
"Now I guess you'll never know!" Scully said, mimicking him from
earlier.
"I'm bored of this." Mulder whined. "Can we take a break?"
"What do you wanna do?" Scully asked.
"Hmmm... How about hangman?!"
"And you say Truth or Dare is a girly game!"
"In that case I get to go first!"
~~~X~~~
"Aliens Ate Scully?! What?!" Scully asked.
"Well, it was all I could come up with!" Mulder replied.
"So, when was I eaten by aliens, Mulder?"
"It hasn't happened, but... it might!"
"Than it should have been aliens will eat Scully, or
aliens might eat Scully."
"Um... Maybe hangman was a bad idea..."
"Well, it was your bad idea!"
"It's a shame not everyone is perfect like YOU, Scully."
"Oh, shut up Mulder! I'm going home!"
"No, you're not going anywhere Missy."
"Why the hell not?!"
"Scully, do you seriously think you could walk in a straight
line let alone drive in a straight line!" Mulder asked.
"Well, sure I can Mulder!" She said, going for the door but
hitting the wall instead. "Where did that wall come from?"
"It's always been there Scully."
"Okay, so maybe I can't walk in a straight line."
~~~X~~~
"Mulder!" Scully whined. "My head hurts!"
"It's a little thing called a hangover Scully."
"I don't like it! Make it go away!"
"It's your fault for drinking all those damn wine coolers!"
He scolded. She stuck her tongue out at him. "Real mature
there Scully."
"Mulder, where did you sleep last night?" Scully asked from
her place on the couch.
"The floor."
"Why did you do that?"
"Do you remember anything from last night, Scully?"
"Am I supposed to?"
"Are you sure the wine coolers are the only thing you drank
last night?"
"Am I supposed to know?! Do we have to go to work today?"
"No Scully, it's Saturday."
"Oh... I thought it was Monday. Wanna play truth or dare?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mulder screamed.
"But you said that after you got arrested you'd play truth or
dare with me again!"
"And I did! Last night!"
"I don't remember that!"
"That's your own fault for drinking the entire case of Wine
coolers!"
"Why didn't you stop me?!"
"Let's just play Truth or Dare, now..."
"Okay!" Scully said happily. "Truth or Dare, Mulder?"
"Dare, but first can I go pee?"
"No! I dare you to pee out the window!!!" She said, laughing.
"Okay, I think those wine coolers may still be affecting your
brain."
"So you wont do it? I win!"
"Fine..." He said.
~~~X~~~
"I can't believe a cop just HAPPENED to be standing outside the
window." Mulder complained.
"Well, you're the one who actually did it." Scully teased. "And
at least I came and bailed you out again!" She said, as they left
the police station.
"Remind me to never pick dare if we ever play that game again!"
"Well, you can't escape me asking you in which way you love me."
"Hmmm... Dare is sounding awfully nice right now."
~~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
So, what do ya think? Was it crap compared to the first one? Or were
they both crap? Tell us! WE NEED TO KNOW!!! Please!!!
"We shall find ourselves at the mercy of anything that cannot be filed,
categorized, or easily referenced."