"So Spooky, who's she?" Casey asked, as Mulder and Scully sat down
at the bar.
"Spooky?" Scully asked. Mulder groaned.
"This is Mrs. Spooky, my partner." He said, with a smile.
"Partner how?"
"We work together..." Scully answered. Casey had blank look on her
face. "In the FBI..." She added.
"Oh... Spooky forgot to tell me that."
"Stop calling me Spooky." Mulder whined.
"Sure, fine, whatever, Spooky." Scully said, sticking her tongue out
at him.
"Hmm... somebody's acting immature tonight."
"Shut up, Mulder."
"Make me."
"Um... are you two going to order or what?"
"The usual." Mulder told her.
"YOU have a usual?" Scully asked.
"He comes in here often, you didn't know that?" Casey asked.
"No, I didn't but he doesn't tell me a lot of things."
"You two are acting like an old married couple."
"HEY!" They shouted simultaneously.
"Yikes..."
"That's what you get for working with someone for six years." Mulder
explained.
"Amazingly he's still alive after six years..." Scully said under her
breath. "Pina Colada." She told Casey. Casey went to get their drinks.
"So, why are we here Mulder?"
"Well, it's better than playing truth or dare."
"Hey! There's an idea!"
"Scully! Everytime we play I get thrown in jail. Besides how can we
play in a bar?"
"We played in a mall, and in a car. I'm sure we could play here..."
"Point taken. But Scul-ly!"
"But Mul-der!"
"Fine..."
"Here's your drinks. What are you two doing this evening?" Casey
asked.
"Well, we were going to make out here on the counter, but Scully
decided against that idea. Now we are going to play an action-packed
game of truth or dare." Mulder told her.
"Well, you two enjoy yourselves, I'm going to... go talk to that
weird-looking guy over there..." Casey said, hurrying away.
"I guess we scared her off..."
"At least she didn't want to play too..." Mulder said. "You go first,
truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to drink that weird drink you got there in... 5 seconds!"
"Mulder, what kinda dare is that?"
"I don't know, but it's going to be pretty damn entertaining for me."
"I'm not surprised... from what I've seen what passes for
entertainment with you."
"Hey! Just do okay Scully?"
"Fine... But if I puke afterwards it's going to be all over you." She
said, before she drank the Pina Colada.
"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" Mulder cheered her on.
"Fuck you, Mulder." She said, when she was done.
"Alright, note to self, alcohol and Scully DON'T MIX."
Scully took a deep breath. "Truth or Dare, Mulder?"
"I'm going to regret this but, dare."
"I dare you to stand on a chair and sing... WANNABE!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Anything but Spice Girls."
"Spice girls or Backstreet Boys, your choice."
"Uh... well, Wannabe it is." He stood up on his chair and began to
sing, "If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Making
lust forever, friendship never ends..."
"Yikes Mulder! You know that song pretty well don't ya?" Scully
teased.
"The girls who live below me play them all the time."
"Yeah, sure Mulder... I believe you."
"Truth or dare, Scully?"
"I think I'll pick Truth for a change."
"If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you want to be
stranded with?"
"Hmm... that's a hard one... Well, that David Duchovny guy is pretty
cute."
"Jeez that guy has a BIG nose! Have you ever noticed that?"
"Not as big as yours Mulder."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
The next day, Scully sat happily eating her lunch, as Mulder tried to
figure out why they were sitting in the park.
"Scully, why did we have to come out here to eat lunch? The bugs are
eating more of it than I am."
"Good way of losing weight, huh Mulder? It's such a nice day, it would
be a shame to stay indoors."
"Shut up, Scully." Mulder snapped. Scully shot him her own version of
his wounded puppy dog face.
"I swear men must get some form of PMS." She proclaimed.
"Sure, fine, whatever." Mulder said. They sat in silence for awhile
eating their lunches, Mulder swatting away flies.
"Mul-der... I'm bored..." Scully whined, breaking the silence.
"Well, you're the one who wanted to come out here."
"Yeah, well I'm bored. I'm aloud to change my mind aren't I?"
"No! I'm the one who's supposed to change his mind all the time!"
"...I know! Let's play truth or dare!"
"NO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!" Mulder yelled, doing a fake death scene.
"Aw... Come on! Or else I'll do an autopsy on you!!!"
"Scully, that's disgusting! Fine, I'll play. But I don't wanna get
arrested AGAIN!" He whined.
"Truth or Dare, Mulder?"
"So you're just going to ignore the fact that I'm going to get
arrested again?" Mulder asked. Scully nodded. "Dare."
"Do a ballet dance routine on the picnic table!!!" Scully exclaimed.
"How did you know I took ballet lessons?!" Mulder demanded. Scully
burst out laughing.
"YOU TOOK BALLET?!"
"Oops... you DON'T know that!"
"Hmmm... Good piece of black mail..."
"Hey! Fine, I'll do it... But can I wait till those kids go away?"
Mulder begged motioning towards some teenagers sitting under a
nearby tree.
"No! You need an audience!" Scully giggled. Mulder groaned. He walked
over to the picnic table, and started doing pirouettes. Meanwhile
Scully was laughing her head off , along with the teenagers under
the nearby tree.
"Scul-ly... Can I stop now? I'm going to make myself sick if I keep
spinning." Mulder whined.
"Okay." She said, still laughing hysterically. Mulder sat down
next to her.
"You're going to pay for that..."
"Oh... I'm scared!" Scully said, sarcastically.
"You should be!" He said, evilly.
"Sure, fine, whatever."
"Okay, this is just getting old. Neither of us are EVER get the
other win."
"What are you trying to say, Scully? You don't want to play
anymore?"
"Well, I'm not saying THAT, but maybe we should end this in
a tie or something."
"Well, how should we end? It's got to be something really... big."
"Like what?"
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
That night, in the park.
"I can't believe we're doing this, Mulder."
"If you're chicken, you don't have to do this. But I win."
"I can do this, if you can."
"Fine... But you know something Scully. You could get up from behind
that tree!"
"You're the one behind the tree!"
"Oh, we've both seen it before Scully."
Scully groaned, and they both started running.
"Wouldn't my mother be proud of me now..." Mulder said.
"Yeah, running around in your birthday suit. Really something to be
proud of."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Jail again... They're going to have to name a cell after me." Mulder
complained.
"I didn't force you to do anything, did I Mulder? Nooooo... I didn't."
"Let's just hope Skinner gets here soon, so we can get out of here."
"What makes you think I'm going to get you out of there?" Skinner
asked, coming into the room.
"Because we are your best agents, and it would look pretty bad if we
didn't come to work tomorrow because we were in jail."
Skinner sighed. "Well you two got yourselves arrested."
"It was Mulder's fault."
"No way! It was your fault Scully!"
"Was not! It was your idea!"
"Well, it was your idea to end this in a tie!"
"I didn't mean something illegal!"
"Well, that didn't stop you from getting ME thrown into jail those
past three times!"
"I didn't hold a gun to your head!"
"Well, I wasn't about to let YOU win!"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! If you two promise to shut up I'll bail you out."
Skinner yelled.
"Okay!" They both cheered.
"But I want to see you two in my office tomorrow morning!"
"Uh oh..."
~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~ The End ~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
Anyone wanna hear about Mulder, Scully AND Skinner playing Truth
or Dare? Well, tune in next week when we post our next part of
Truth or Dare! Wait till Jana Cassidy sees what we are going to
do to her office!
"Gotta train for this kind of heavy lifting."
at the bar.
"Spooky?" Scully asked. Mulder groaned.
"This is Mrs. Spooky, my partner." He said, with a smile.
"Partner how?"
"We work together..." Scully answered. Casey had blank look on her
face. "In the FBI..." She added.
"Oh... Spooky forgot to tell me that."
"Stop calling me Spooky." Mulder whined.
"Sure, fine, whatever, Spooky." Scully said, sticking her tongue out
at him.
"Hmm... somebody's acting immature tonight."
"Shut up, Mulder."
"Make me."
"Um... are you two going to order or what?"
"The usual." Mulder told her.
"YOU have a usual?" Scully asked.
"He comes in here often, you didn't know that?" Casey asked.
"No, I didn't but he doesn't tell me a lot of things."
"You two are acting like an old married couple."
"HEY!" They shouted simultaneously.
"Yikes..."
"That's what you get for working with someone for six years." Mulder
explained.
"Amazingly he's still alive after six years..." Scully said under her
breath. "Pina Colada." She told Casey. Casey went to get their drinks.
"So, why are we here Mulder?"
"Well, it's better than playing truth or dare."
"Hey! There's an idea!"
"Scully! Everytime we play I get thrown in jail. Besides how can we
play in a bar?"
"We played in a mall, and in a car. I'm sure we could play here..."
"Point taken. But Scul-ly!"
"But Mul-der!"
"Fine..."
"Here's your drinks. What are you two doing this evening?" Casey
asked.
"Well, we were going to make out here on the counter, but Scully
decided against that idea. Now we are going to play an action-packed
game of truth or dare." Mulder told her.
"Well, you two enjoy yourselves, I'm going to... go talk to that
weird-looking guy over there..." Casey said, hurrying away.
"I guess we scared her off..."
"At least she didn't want to play too..." Mulder said. "You go first,
truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to drink that weird drink you got there in... 5 seconds!"
"Mulder, what kinda dare is that?"
"I don't know, but it's going to be pretty damn entertaining for me."
"I'm not surprised... from what I've seen what passes for
entertainment with you."
"Hey! Just do okay Scully?"
"Fine... But if I puke afterwards it's going to be all over you." She
said, before she drank the Pina Colada.
"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" Mulder cheered her on.
"Fuck you, Mulder." She said, when she was done.
"Alright, note to self, alcohol and Scully DON'T MIX."
Scully took a deep breath. "Truth or Dare, Mulder?"
"I'm going to regret this but, dare."
"I dare you to stand on a chair and sing... WANNABE!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Anything but Spice Girls."
"Spice girls or Backstreet Boys, your choice."
"Uh... well, Wannabe it is." He stood up on his chair and began to
sing, "If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Making
lust forever, friendship never ends..."
"Yikes Mulder! You know that song pretty well don't ya?" Scully
teased.
"The girls who live below me play them all the time."
"Yeah, sure Mulder... I believe you."
"Truth or dare, Scully?"
"I think I'll pick Truth for a change."
"If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you want to be
stranded with?"
"Hmm... that's a hard one... Well, that David Duchovny guy is pretty
cute."
"Jeez that guy has a BIG nose! Have you ever noticed that?"
"Not as big as yours Mulder."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
The next day, Scully sat happily eating her lunch, as Mulder tried to
figure out why they were sitting in the park.
"Scully, why did we have to come out here to eat lunch? The bugs are
eating more of it than I am."
"Good way of losing weight, huh Mulder? It's such a nice day, it would
be a shame to stay indoors."
"Shut up, Scully." Mulder snapped. Scully shot him her own version of
his wounded puppy dog face.
"I swear men must get some form of PMS." She proclaimed.
"Sure, fine, whatever." Mulder said. They sat in silence for awhile
eating their lunches, Mulder swatting away flies.
"Mul-der... I'm bored..." Scully whined, breaking the silence.
"Well, you're the one who wanted to come out here."
"Yeah, well I'm bored. I'm aloud to change my mind aren't I?"
"No! I'm the one who's supposed to change his mind all the time!"
"...I know! Let's play truth or dare!"
"NO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!" Mulder yelled, doing a fake death scene.
"Aw... Come on! Or else I'll do an autopsy on you!!!"
"Scully, that's disgusting! Fine, I'll play. But I don't wanna get
arrested AGAIN!" He whined.
"Truth or Dare, Mulder?"
"So you're just going to ignore the fact that I'm going to get
arrested again?" Mulder asked. Scully nodded. "Dare."
"Do a ballet dance routine on the picnic table!!!" Scully exclaimed.
"How did you know I took ballet lessons?!" Mulder demanded. Scully
burst out laughing.
"YOU TOOK BALLET?!"
"Oops... you DON'T know that!"
"Hmmm... Good piece of black mail..."
"Hey! Fine, I'll do it... But can I wait till those kids go away?"
Mulder begged motioning towards some teenagers sitting under a
nearby tree.
"No! You need an audience!" Scully giggled. Mulder groaned. He walked
over to the picnic table, and started doing pirouettes. Meanwhile
Scully was laughing her head off , along with the teenagers under
the nearby tree.
"Scul-ly... Can I stop now? I'm going to make myself sick if I keep
spinning." Mulder whined.
"Okay." She said, still laughing hysterically. Mulder sat down
next to her.
"You're going to pay for that..."
"Oh... I'm scared!" Scully said, sarcastically.
"You should be!" He said, evilly.
"Sure, fine, whatever."
"Okay, this is just getting old. Neither of us are EVER get the
other win."
"What are you trying to say, Scully? You don't want to play
anymore?"
"Well, I'm not saying THAT, but maybe we should end this in
a tie or something."
"Well, how should we end? It's got to be something really... big."
"Like what?"
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
That night, in the park.
"I can't believe we're doing this, Mulder."
"If you're chicken, you don't have to do this. But I win."
"I can do this, if you can."
"Fine... But you know something Scully. You could get up from behind
that tree!"
"You're the one behind the tree!"
"Oh, we've both seen it before Scully."
Scully groaned, and they both started running.
"Wouldn't my mother be proud of me now..." Mulder said.
"Yeah, running around in your birthday suit. Really something to be
proud of."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Jail again... They're going to have to name a cell after me." Mulder
complained.
"I didn't force you to do anything, did I Mulder? Nooooo... I didn't."
"Let's just hope Skinner gets here soon, so we can get out of here."
"What makes you think I'm going to get you out of there?" Skinner
asked, coming into the room.
"Because we are your best agents, and it would look pretty bad if we
didn't come to work tomorrow because we were in jail."
Skinner sighed. "Well you two got yourselves arrested."
"It was Mulder's fault."
"No way! It was your fault Scully!"
"Was not! It was your idea!"
"Well, it was your idea to end this in a tie!"
"I didn't mean something illegal!"
"Well, that didn't stop you from getting ME thrown into jail those
past three times!"
"I didn't hold a gun to your head!"
"Well, I wasn't about to let YOU win!"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! If you two promise to shut up I'll bail you out."
Skinner yelled.
"Okay!" They both cheered.
"But I want to see you two in my office tomorrow morning!"
"Uh oh..."
~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~ The End ~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
Anyone wanna hear about Mulder, Scully AND Skinner playing Truth
or Dare? Well, tune in next week when we post our next part of
Truth or Dare! Wait till Jana Cassidy sees what we are going to
do to her office!
"Gotta train for this kind of heavy lifting."