"So, Mulder... How much trouble do you think we're in?"
"A lot? Especially after he sees my criminal record."
"Good point." Scully agreed. The two agents were waiting in
Skinner's office for him to show up.
"Well, at least we tied the truth or dare game!"
"I must say, it was a pretty stupid way of evening the game.
Besides it was..." Scully trailed off as their incredibly angry
boss walked into the office.
"So, explain this. How did you two get thrown in jail because
of a game? What kind of game makes you run around naked in the park?!"
Skinner asked, as he sat down.
"Well sir, it was all Mulder's fault. He was the one who thought up the
stupid dare!"
"A Dare? Were all of Agent Mulder's previous arrests because of a dare?"
"Now THOSE were Scully's fault!"
Skinner pulled a small bottle out of his desk drawer, and popped three
extra-strength Advils in his mouth, which he kept in his office,
specifically for when he had to talk to them.
"You do realize the limit for those at one time is two, right?"
Scully asked, her doctor instincts kicking in.
"It's necessary." He said.
"We're in A LOT of trouble." Mulder whined.
"Well, sir, have you ever actually PLAYED truth or dare? It's a
great way to relax... maybe get rid of that headache."
"I'm not sure anything could get rid of my headache at the moment..."
"Well, maybe we should come back later..." Mulder suggested."In
the meantime, Scully and I will just play a game."
"For professional reasons, as in I want to know how the hell you
two get yourselves arrested playing a kid's game, I'll play
Truth or Dare with you two."
"Does that mean I'm going to get arrested again?" Mulder asked.
"Okay, first and only rule, Nothing illegal." Skinner proclaimed.
"Damn! I had a good one!" Scully whined.
"How 'bout you go first." Mulder suggested to Skinner. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
Scully started laughing and whispered something to Mulder, who started
laughing as well.
"What?!" Skinner demanded.
"Have you ever heard of the Backstreet boys?" Scully asked.
"My niece listens to them."
"Alright, than you have to sing one of their songs!" Scully exclaimed
starting to giggle.
"You want me to sing Backstreet boys?!"
"Jeez, this is going to be a quick game! We win already!"
"I'll sing, the damn song, alright?"
Mulder and Scully clapped. "Presenting the missing Backstreet boy,
Assistant Director Skinner!"
"Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine,
I'm leaving my life in your hands,
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind,
Risking it all in a glance.
How you got me blind is still a mystery,
I can't get you out of my head,
Don't care what is written in your history,
As long as you're here with me..."
"STOP!!! NO MORE!!!" The other two yelled, their hands over their
ears. It was all they could handle of the Backstreet boys.
"What next? Scully singing Spice Girls." Skinner mumbled.
"Yeah! SCULLY SPICE!!!" Mulder yelled happily. "You could replace Geri!"
"Yeah, you'd just love that wouldn't you Mulder."
"Oooo... I'm getting a visual."
"MULDER! Get your perverted mind out of the gutter!!!" Scully yelled.
"But Scully..." Mulder started, but decided not to incriminate
himself any further in front of his boss. "Um... I'll go next, uh,
dare."
"But I wanted to go next!" Scully whined.
"How about if I make up a dare for the both of you?" Skinner suggested.
Mulder and Scully looked at each other. "Okay."
"I know! You two can wear each others clothes!"
"What?! How the hell are we going to pull that off?!"
"Well, you go to the handicapped washrooms on the other side of the
building and change into the others clothes, than come back here to
show me you've actually done it."
"But sir!!!"
"Okay than, I win."
Scully shrugged. "Fine. I'll do it."
"Yeah, well you're not the one who has to put on a skirt!"
"Mulder, I'm already WEARING a skirt..."
"Oh yeah... I guess I'll do it too..."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Scul-ly..." Mulder whined. "This is REALLY embarrassing."
"I know Mulder."
"Everyone is looking at us!"
"If you saw a guy walking down the hall in woman's clothing, wouldn't
you be staring at him?"
"Okay, so now it's fine for woman to be walking around in men's
clothing?"
"No, but it looks better than men in woman's clothing. And by the way
Mulder, if you're going to start wearing skirts, you need to shave your
legs."
"I'm not exactly planning on wearing skirts on a regular basis, Scully."
"I REALLY hope not Mulder." Scully said, as they entered the office.
Skinner started laughing.
"I didn't expect the two of you to actually do it!"
"Well, we did. And Scully's skirt is giving me a wedgy so can we go
change now?" Mulder asked.
"Thanks for sharing Mulder..."
"Alright, you two can go change." Skinner said, still laughing.
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Nice to be back in my own clothes again." Mulder commented.
"Mulder! You stretched my clothes!"
"Not my fault you're tiny..."
"I'm going to punch you!"
"I'd like to see you try!" Mulder teased, as they walked back into the
office.
"So, I guess it's my turn. I'll take dare." Skinner said.
"Yep..." The two of them said evilly.
"I can see how you two end up in jail. You never turn down a dare."
"No, we don't. We'd lose if we did, and we don't want to give each
other the satisfaction of winning." Scully explained.
"I've got it!" Mulder exclaimed.
"Oh, oh... I'm trouble now..."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
Skinner turned around and looked at his two accomplices.
"I'm going to be in a lot of trouble..." He whined.
"That's probably why no one else would play truth or dare with us.
We get revenge." Mulder explained, as he and Scully both handed
him a roll of toilet paper.
"But, Jana Cassidy is my superior!"
"Should have thought of that before you pissed us off."
"Why HER office?!"
"She was mean to us." Scully whined. Skinner just made funny noises
and looked like he was about to cry. "So, hurry up and get this done,
before she comes back from her meeting."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Since you teamed up on me AGAIN, you'll go together. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." They said at the same time, not noticing the evil grin on
Skinner's face.
"I dare you to... Kiss each other!"
"WHAT?!"
"Come on... you wouldn't let ME of all people win, would you?"
"No, but I can't kiss HER!" Mulder whined.
"You can't be serious! This is against the rules!"
"And toilet papering Assistant Director Cassidy's office isn't?
Not like you two follow the rules anyway!"
Mulder and Scully looked at each other.
"This is DISCUSTING." Scully commented.
"I thought you said, you loved me."
"MULDER!" She shouted, embarrassed. Only because Skinner was there.
"Well, Scully... we might as well get this over with."
"Yeah..."
"You DID kiss Spender didn't you?"
"Fine than, Pucker up." Scully sighed as he didn't run away like
Frohike.
They leaned in closer to kiss each other. And they did for a split
second but they pulled away.
"I CAN'T!!!!!" They both yelled.
"I win!!!" Skinner exclaimed, happily.
"Our lips touched! Doesn't that count for anything?!" Scully complained.
Mulder was too busy whipping off his lips and spitting all over
Skinner's office. "Mulder grow up!" She ordered.
"But Scully! That was the single most revolting moment in my entire
life!"
"Oh, thanks... Get over it Mulder."
"But Scully!!!" He whined again. "Kissing you is like kissing my
sister!"
"I don't even want to think about that Mulder."
The secretary came into the office. "Sir, Assistant Director Cassidy
wants to see you and Agents Mulder and Scully in her office immediately.
"Oh, shit." They all said in unison.
"We are in A LOT of trouble." Skinner said.
They walked slowly down the hall, looking as if they were on their way
to their own funeral. And with Jana Cassidy, who knows...
Maybe it will be..."
~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~ The End ~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
Trista: Hahaha!!! I got them to kiss! Well, not really but it's
close enough for me!
Chrisy: Yuck... Sometimes you REALLY need a life Trista... in the
worst way.
Trista: Never said they had to enjoy the kiss, did I?"
Chrisy: * sigh * I'll never understand you shippers... Well, we'll
see you people in out next story, if this chapter hasn't scared
you off. We aren't quite sure what we'll be writing next, so it'll be a
surprize!
Trista: They kissed, they kissed, they kissed, they kissed!
Chrisy: Shut up or I'll hit you with the keyboard again.
Trista: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A lot? Especially after he sees my criminal record."
"Good point." Scully agreed. The two agents were waiting in
Skinner's office for him to show up.
"Well, at least we tied the truth or dare game!"
"I must say, it was a pretty stupid way of evening the game.
Besides it was..." Scully trailed off as their incredibly angry
boss walked into the office.
"So, explain this. How did you two get thrown in jail because
of a game? What kind of game makes you run around naked in the park?!"
Skinner asked, as he sat down.
"Well sir, it was all Mulder's fault. He was the one who thought up the
stupid dare!"
"A Dare? Were all of Agent Mulder's previous arrests because of a dare?"
"Now THOSE were Scully's fault!"
Skinner pulled a small bottle out of his desk drawer, and popped three
extra-strength Advils in his mouth, which he kept in his office,
specifically for when he had to talk to them.
"You do realize the limit for those at one time is two, right?"
Scully asked, her doctor instincts kicking in.
"It's necessary." He said.
"We're in A LOT of trouble." Mulder whined.
"Well, sir, have you ever actually PLAYED truth or dare? It's a
great way to relax... maybe get rid of that headache."
"I'm not sure anything could get rid of my headache at the moment..."
"Well, maybe we should come back later..." Mulder suggested."In
the meantime, Scully and I will just play a game."
"For professional reasons, as in I want to know how the hell you
two get yourselves arrested playing a kid's game, I'll play
Truth or Dare with you two."
"Does that mean I'm going to get arrested again?" Mulder asked.
"Okay, first and only rule, Nothing illegal." Skinner proclaimed.
"Damn! I had a good one!" Scully whined.
"How 'bout you go first." Mulder suggested to Skinner. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
Scully started laughing and whispered something to Mulder, who started
laughing as well.
"What?!" Skinner demanded.
"Have you ever heard of the Backstreet boys?" Scully asked.
"My niece listens to them."
"Alright, than you have to sing one of their songs!" Scully exclaimed
starting to giggle.
"You want me to sing Backstreet boys?!"
"Jeez, this is going to be a quick game! We win already!"
"I'll sing, the damn song, alright?"
Mulder and Scully clapped. "Presenting the missing Backstreet boy,
Assistant Director Skinner!"
"Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine,
I'm leaving my life in your hands,
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind,
Risking it all in a glance.
How you got me blind is still a mystery,
I can't get you out of my head,
Don't care what is written in your history,
As long as you're here with me..."
"STOP!!! NO MORE!!!" The other two yelled, their hands over their
ears. It was all they could handle of the Backstreet boys.
"What next? Scully singing Spice Girls." Skinner mumbled.
"Yeah! SCULLY SPICE!!!" Mulder yelled happily. "You could replace Geri!"
"Yeah, you'd just love that wouldn't you Mulder."
"Oooo... I'm getting a visual."
"MULDER! Get your perverted mind out of the gutter!!!" Scully yelled.
"But Scully..." Mulder started, but decided not to incriminate
himself any further in front of his boss. "Um... I'll go next, uh,
dare."
"But I wanted to go next!" Scully whined.
"How about if I make up a dare for the both of you?" Skinner suggested.
Mulder and Scully looked at each other. "Okay."
"I know! You two can wear each others clothes!"
"What?! How the hell are we going to pull that off?!"
"Well, you go to the handicapped washrooms on the other side of the
building and change into the others clothes, than come back here to
show me you've actually done it."
"But sir!!!"
"Okay than, I win."
Scully shrugged. "Fine. I'll do it."
"Yeah, well you're not the one who has to put on a skirt!"
"Mulder, I'm already WEARING a skirt..."
"Oh yeah... I guess I'll do it too..."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Scul-ly..." Mulder whined. "This is REALLY embarrassing."
"I know Mulder."
"Everyone is looking at us!"
"If you saw a guy walking down the hall in woman's clothing, wouldn't
you be staring at him?"
"Okay, so now it's fine for woman to be walking around in men's
clothing?"
"No, but it looks better than men in woman's clothing. And by the way
Mulder, if you're going to start wearing skirts, you need to shave your
legs."
"I'm not exactly planning on wearing skirts on a regular basis, Scully."
"I REALLY hope not Mulder." Scully said, as they entered the office.
Skinner started laughing.
"I didn't expect the two of you to actually do it!"
"Well, we did. And Scully's skirt is giving me a wedgy so can we go
change now?" Mulder asked.
"Thanks for sharing Mulder..."
"Alright, you two can go change." Skinner said, still laughing.
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Nice to be back in my own clothes again." Mulder commented.
"Mulder! You stretched my clothes!"
"Not my fault you're tiny..."
"I'm going to punch you!"
"I'd like to see you try!" Mulder teased, as they walked back into the
office.
"So, I guess it's my turn. I'll take dare." Skinner said.
"Yep..." The two of them said evilly.
"I can see how you two end up in jail. You never turn down a dare."
"No, we don't. We'd lose if we did, and we don't want to give each
other the satisfaction of winning." Scully explained.
"I've got it!" Mulder exclaimed.
"Oh, oh... I'm trouble now..."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
Skinner turned around and looked at his two accomplices.
"I'm going to be in a lot of trouble..." He whined.
"That's probably why no one else would play truth or dare with us.
We get revenge." Mulder explained, as he and Scully both handed
him a roll of toilet paper.
"But, Jana Cassidy is my superior!"
"Should have thought of that before you pissed us off."
"Why HER office?!"
"She was mean to us." Scully whined. Skinner just made funny noises
and looked like he was about to cry. "So, hurry up and get this done,
before she comes back from her meeting."
~~~X~~~X~~~X~~~
"Since you teamed up on me AGAIN, you'll go together. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." They said at the same time, not noticing the evil grin on
Skinner's face.
"I dare you to... Kiss each other!"
"WHAT?!"
"Come on... you wouldn't let ME of all people win, would you?"
"No, but I can't kiss HER!" Mulder whined.
"You can't be serious! This is against the rules!"
"And toilet papering Assistant Director Cassidy's office isn't?
Not like you two follow the rules anyway!"
Mulder and Scully looked at each other.
"This is DISCUSTING." Scully commented.
"I thought you said, you loved me."
"MULDER!" She shouted, embarrassed. Only because Skinner was there.
"Well, Scully... we might as well get this over with."
"Yeah..."
"You DID kiss Spender didn't you?"
"Fine than, Pucker up." Scully sighed as he didn't run away like
Frohike.
They leaned in closer to kiss each other. And they did for a split
second but they pulled away.
"I CAN'T!!!!!" They both yelled.
"I win!!!" Skinner exclaimed, happily.
"Our lips touched! Doesn't that count for anything?!" Scully complained.
Mulder was too busy whipping off his lips and spitting all over
Skinner's office. "Mulder grow up!" She ordered.
"But Scully! That was the single most revolting moment in my entire
life!"
"Oh, thanks... Get over it Mulder."
"But Scully!!!" He whined again. "Kissing you is like kissing my
sister!"
"I don't even want to think about that Mulder."
The secretary came into the office. "Sir, Assistant Director Cassidy
wants to see you and Agents Mulder and Scully in her office immediately.
"Oh, shit." They all said in unison.
"We are in A LOT of trouble." Skinner said.
They walked slowly down the hall, looking as if they were on their way
to their own funeral. And with Jana Cassidy, who knows...
Maybe it will be..."
~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~ The End ~~~~~X~~~~~X~~~~~
Trista: Hahaha!!! I got them to kiss! Well, not really but it's
close enough for me!
Chrisy: Yuck... Sometimes you REALLY need a life Trista... in the
worst way.
Trista: Never said they had to enjoy the kiss, did I?"
Chrisy: * sigh * I'll never understand you shippers... Well, we'll
see you people in out next story, if this chapter hasn't scared
you off. We aren't quite sure what we'll be writing next, so it'll be a
surprize!
Trista: They kissed, they kissed, they kissed, they kissed!
Chrisy: Shut up or I'll hit you with the keyboard again.
Trista: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!