Authors note : Just because I can, this whole story is now dedicated to my
new little Niece, Kaitlyn Jone, my new angel, who was born on the 15 of
December.
(Sorry about that other thing that was here before. Dunno what happened)
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Jack stood facing Daniel, "What's wrong with her?" he asked, already heading towards the infirmary. Daniel put a restraining arm on his shoulder, stopping him from passing.
"You're her." He said softly.
Jack stopped to face his friend, his mouth partly open, trying to comprehend what the young man was saying.
"Doctor Jackson, what exactly is going on here?" he general asked impatiently.
Daniel looked at the general, "Well, uh, on Ultra.. Um, I mean Pxf- 568, Sam and Jack had their memories erased. Now, through some kind of procedure I can't even begin to understand, we reinstated them. Only.. I think we got it mixed up."
"What? Your telling me that's the colonel?" the general asked, looking at Sam's body.
Jack looked down at himself for the first time, his mind boggling. There was no denying it. He was inside Sam Carters body.
"Can it be reversed?" the general asked, still staring at Jack/Sam's body.
"Uh, well, I'm not sure." Daniel winced at the harsh looks from both officers, "Pxf-568 was, unstable as we were trying to leave. I mean, it may not even exist anymore."
"Well Daniel, I suggest you go and find out." Jack was more then a little agitated.
"Uh, sure Sam." If looks could kill, Daniel would have been on his way to hell, "Uh, Jack." He looked at both men before quickly slipping out.
"Uh.. colonel," the general was uncomfortable, he had no idea how to address the situation, "Why don't you head back down to the infirmary?"
"Yes sir."
Jack walked slowly back to the infirmary, still not quite accepting what was going on. He couldn't stop looking down at the rest of his body, at Sam's body. He started to wonder why he hadn't figured it out before. He reached the infirmary, then stopped before entering. What was he going to say to Carter?
"Major!"
Jack turned around slowly, and looked at the Lieutenant standing before him, "What can I do for you, " Jack stole a quick look at the name on the mans uniform, "Timmons?"
The man smiled, "I finished those lab results for you. Apparently.."
Jack closed his eyes as the man started on. How did Sam put up with this continually? At some stage the lieutenant finished, and Jack tried his best to look interested, "Yeah, well, why don't you put the report on my desk, and I'll go through it later?" Jack didn't know if he should tell the young man exactly what was going on. It'd just be easier to go to the planet, switch them back, and forget the whole thing happened.
"Yes Ma'am." The man smiled again, then walked off briskly, and Jack rolled his eyes, then turned back to the infirmary door.
"She's going through the same thing."
Jack turned sharply, Daniel had come up behind him, a grin plastered on his face, "Looking good Jack." He tried not to laugh as he pushed past the colonel, opening the door and walking in. Jack sighed again, then followed the young man in.
"Colonel!"
Jack stood in mute shock at the site of himself, at the sight of Sam in his body, with an utterly embarrassed, confused look on her face.
"Do I really look like that?" he asked, then nodded in greeting to Janet. Daniel was standing next to her, looking at the clipboard in her hand.
"How you feeling Major?" he asked Sam, trying to sound casual.
"Uh, I'm fine. Thanks sir." Sam half sat on her bed, just staring at him, "Oh boy, this is weird."
"Oh yeah, tell me about it." Jack replied, then went to sit on his own bed, "So, Daniel. Figured out a way to get us the hell out of this mess yet?"
Daniel looked up from his intent study with whatever Janet had, "Uh, no." he said slowly, "The generals going to re-open the gate later this afternoon.after SG-13 get back."
"Great." Jack muttered under his breath, "Just perfect."
The door to the infirmary opened, and both Jack and Sam looked up to see Teal'c. "I am glad you are well O'Neill." He said, lowering his head slightly in Sam's direction. "As with you, Major Carter."
"Oh brother." Jack stood up, "Teal'c, there's been a slight.. misshape, thanks to Daniel, and we're not exactly who we look like."
"I do not understand."
"What uh, Sam is trying to say." Daniel moved over, "Is that I mixed up the cylinders, and Jack and Sam have swapped minds."
Teal'c looked at Jack, his hard appearance giving way to slight amusement, "Colonel O'Neill?"
Jack nodded slowly, "Here we go." He muttered under his breath, running a hand through his now long hair.
Janet stifled a laugh under her hand as Teal'c continued to look at Jack in Sam's body, then he seemed to come to some sort of conclusion, for her turned and moved to stand next to the door, once again taking on his 'pose'.
"You guys are free to move around the base." Janet moved to stand next to Daniel, "There's nothing physically wrong with you, and I'm sure the general wouldn't mind."
"Uh, do you think that's a good idea?" Sam asked.
"Jack's got a point." Daniel turned to look at Jack, then realised his mistake, "Uh, sorry. Sam's got a point."
"Oh for crying out loud, how bad can it get? And it's only for a few hours." Jack stood up, and without another word to anyone, walked out of the infirmary.
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R&R PLEASE! Or I won't finish it! : P
(Sorry about that other thing that was here before. Dunno what happened)
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Jack stood facing Daniel, "What's wrong with her?" he asked, already heading towards the infirmary. Daniel put a restraining arm on his shoulder, stopping him from passing.
"You're her." He said softly.
Jack stopped to face his friend, his mouth partly open, trying to comprehend what the young man was saying.
"Doctor Jackson, what exactly is going on here?" he general asked impatiently.
Daniel looked at the general, "Well, uh, on Ultra.. Um, I mean Pxf- 568, Sam and Jack had their memories erased. Now, through some kind of procedure I can't even begin to understand, we reinstated them. Only.. I think we got it mixed up."
"What? Your telling me that's the colonel?" the general asked, looking at Sam's body.
Jack looked down at himself for the first time, his mind boggling. There was no denying it. He was inside Sam Carters body.
"Can it be reversed?" the general asked, still staring at Jack/Sam's body.
"Uh, well, I'm not sure." Daniel winced at the harsh looks from both officers, "Pxf-568 was, unstable as we were trying to leave. I mean, it may not even exist anymore."
"Well Daniel, I suggest you go and find out." Jack was more then a little agitated.
"Uh, sure Sam." If looks could kill, Daniel would have been on his way to hell, "Uh, Jack." He looked at both men before quickly slipping out.
"Uh.. colonel," the general was uncomfortable, he had no idea how to address the situation, "Why don't you head back down to the infirmary?"
"Yes sir."
Jack walked slowly back to the infirmary, still not quite accepting what was going on. He couldn't stop looking down at the rest of his body, at Sam's body. He started to wonder why he hadn't figured it out before. He reached the infirmary, then stopped before entering. What was he going to say to Carter?
"Major!"
Jack turned around slowly, and looked at the Lieutenant standing before him, "What can I do for you, " Jack stole a quick look at the name on the mans uniform, "Timmons?"
The man smiled, "I finished those lab results for you. Apparently.."
Jack closed his eyes as the man started on. How did Sam put up with this continually? At some stage the lieutenant finished, and Jack tried his best to look interested, "Yeah, well, why don't you put the report on my desk, and I'll go through it later?" Jack didn't know if he should tell the young man exactly what was going on. It'd just be easier to go to the planet, switch them back, and forget the whole thing happened.
"Yes Ma'am." The man smiled again, then walked off briskly, and Jack rolled his eyes, then turned back to the infirmary door.
"She's going through the same thing."
Jack turned sharply, Daniel had come up behind him, a grin plastered on his face, "Looking good Jack." He tried not to laugh as he pushed past the colonel, opening the door and walking in. Jack sighed again, then followed the young man in.
"Colonel!"
Jack stood in mute shock at the site of himself, at the sight of Sam in his body, with an utterly embarrassed, confused look on her face.
"Do I really look like that?" he asked, then nodded in greeting to Janet. Daniel was standing next to her, looking at the clipboard in her hand.
"How you feeling Major?" he asked Sam, trying to sound casual.
"Uh, I'm fine. Thanks sir." Sam half sat on her bed, just staring at him, "Oh boy, this is weird."
"Oh yeah, tell me about it." Jack replied, then went to sit on his own bed, "So, Daniel. Figured out a way to get us the hell out of this mess yet?"
Daniel looked up from his intent study with whatever Janet had, "Uh, no." he said slowly, "The generals going to re-open the gate later this afternoon.after SG-13 get back."
"Great." Jack muttered under his breath, "Just perfect."
The door to the infirmary opened, and both Jack and Sam looked up to see Teal'c. "I am glad you are well O'Neill." He said, lowering his head slightly in Sam's direction. "As with you, Major Carter."
"Oh brother." Jack stood up, "Teal'c, there's been a slight.. misshape, thanks to Daniel, and we're not exactly who we look like."
"I do not understand."
"What uh, Sam is trying to say." Daniel moved over, "Is that I mixed up the cylinders, and Jack and Sam have swapped minds."
Teal'c looked at Jack, his hard appearance giving way to slight amusement, "Colonel O'Neill?"
Jack nodded slowly, "Here we go." He muttered under his breath, running a hand through his now long hair.
Janet stifled a laugh under her hand as Teal'c continued to look at Jack in Sam's body, then he seemed to come to some sort of conclusion, for her turned and moved to stand next to the door, once again taking on his 'pose'.
"You guys are free to move around the base." Janet moved to stand next to Daniel, "There's nothing physically wrong with you, and I'm sure the general wouldn't mind."
"Uh, do you think that's a good idea?" Sam asked.
"Jack's got a point." Daniel turned to look at Jack, then realised his mistake, "Uh, sorry. Sam's got a point."
"Oh for crying out loud, how bad can it get? And it's only for a few hours." Jack stood up, and without another word to anyone, walked out of the infirmary.
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R&R PLEASE! Or I won't finish it! : P