Xander: I finally killed a strong and evil vampire. GO ME! EVERYONE HAIL THE ALL-POWERFUL XANDER!
[Dawn was on the floor crying her eyes out. A group of minions, about twenty of them stepped into the lair.]
Willow: [while figuring a way to fight the vampires] Ya think the all powerful Xander can kill some more for us?
Minion 1: [walks over to AJ who is still sinking slowly into the water. He sits by the edge of the fountain close to Dawn who is still crying.] [in light english accent] Hello, boss. Well, you were, but ever since that tragic day when ya regained ya soul, but I'm glad your dead you son of a…
[Dawn pushes him in the water and AJ opens his eyes and takes out the knife located in his shoe and gets minion 1 in neck with knife.]
AJ: Thanks Dawn.
[All that was left of the vampires was piles of dust and tired members of the Scooby Gang.]
[Dawn runs up to AJ and hugs him while she's still crying.]
Dawn: I thought I lost you.
[Buffy happened to be behind Dawn and as they were hugging, Buffy gave AJ a look that meant that he belonged. After the look was shown, AJ smiled at Buffy.]
Buffy: Let's go home, shall we?
[Buffy and Spike helped AJ walk to Giles' BMW and took him back to the Summers' household where AJ was put on the couch.]
AJ: Dawn, there's gotta tell you about that puppy that Spike brought you.
Spike: [runs out the door while saying…] I'm gettin' the bloody hell out of here.
AJ: Look, I was that puppy.
Xander: How could you be a puppy?
Willow: Was it transfiguration or [says to self maybe] Can you shape-shift?
AJ: It's a long story.
Anya: [looks at watch] I got time.
AJ: When I was human and about seven or eight years old, I received a tame wolf pup for my birthday from my brother, Liam. But, one day, I accidentally got cut in my stomach. It was just a cut, but my father thought Lee bit me. That was the name of my wolf pup. Anyway, my father shot him in the stomach and while I was still cut and bleeding, I picked Lee up and hugged him, but our blood mixed together. And from that day on, I gained shape-shifting abilities.
Xander: That's a load of bull.
AJ: Oh really. Dawn, tell Alex I said 'hi'
Buffy: Who the hell is Alex?
Dawn: I believe him.
[Knock on door and it's Christina. Xander answers it.]
Christina: Hi, I'm a friend of Buffy's and I gotta talk to her.
Xander: Sure, c'mon in.
[AJ recognized her voice and hurried up from his seat on the couch, but it was too late.]
Christina: [smiles at AJ] Hello, James. We meet yet again.
[Dawn ran over to AJ's arms and AJ shielded her from Christina]
AJ: Buffy, attack her, NOW.
