The four of them were in the living room watching The Mummy when the doorbell rang. Anck-su-namun and Pat went to answer it. It was Victoria, Ashley, Jessica, Margaret, and Janice; the rest of The Mummy Club.
"How did you know I was here?" Pat asked.
"We called your house. Pat, did you forget about our club meeting?" Victoria asked.
Pat slapped her forehead. "The club meeting. I completely forgot." She groaned.
"Well, come with us. We're going to Victoria's house right now." Ashley said.
"Why don't you just have your club meeting here?" Anck-su-namun suggested.
"We need a place with lots of Egypt stuff. I even have an autographed picture of Rachel Weisz." Victoria bragged.
"Oh. An autographed picture of Rachel Weisz. I'm not sure if I can compete with that." Anck-su-namun and Pat smiled at each other.
"Thought not." Victoria said, putting her nose in the air.
Suddenly Rachel came to the door.
"Did I hear my name?" She asked.
The members of The Mummy Club gaped.
"Oh, did I forget to introduce my legal guardian, Rachel Weisz?" Anck-su-namun smirked.
Fifteen minutes later they were sitting in Rachel's living room, and Rachel and Anck-su-namun had just become the newest members to The Mummy Club. Imhotep had gone upstairs as to not scare the girls.
"Hey, do you really think it's possible to wake the dead?" Pat asked. She winked at Anck-su-namun.
"Why don't we try?" Anck-su-namun prompted, grinning at Pat.
"Alright." Victoria said. "I do have Rachel's whole 'Book of the Dead Scene' quote memorized."
"Okay, let's hear it, then." Rachel said, knowing what was going on.
Victoria recited the whole passage from the movie. When she got to the "yah-tu-way" part, she shouted it at the top of her lungs, just for effect.
After Victoria had finished, they all sat deathly still, waiting for something. Anything.
Suddenly they heard the papery sound of dried bandages walking down the steps. All the girls gasped, including Anck-su-namun, who was as good an actress as Rachel. Suddenly Imhotep came into the living room. All the girls screamed.
Imhotep slowly circled the girls, growling deeply. It was all Pat could do to keep from laughing at the looks on her friends' faces. Suddenly Anck-su-namun smiled, just slightly.
"Want to freak them out?" She asked in Ancient Egyptian. No one else knew what she was saying.
Imhotep grinned and nodded. Anck-su-namun got up and started to walk over to him.
"Anck, what are you doing?" Janice hissed. "He'll kill you."
Anck-su-namun walked up to Imhotep. They looked at each other for a moment before beginning to kiss. Open-mouthed. The girls on the carpet were torn between horror, nausea, and interest. Rachel was the only one who saw this as perfectly natural.
Suddenly the flesh starting from Anck-su-namun's wrists began to melt off of her and regenerate on Imhotep. The girls almost gagged. When the flesh had disappeared up to her elbows, they broke apart, smiling.
Pat remembered Anck-su-namun's words in the sewer. "...and I could transfer 'sucked' flesh to another undead..."
Anck-su-namun turned to the girls, holding Imhotep's hand.
"Girls, may I introduce my lover Imhotep?"