Dragonball: The Chill Saga
Chapter 5: The Gathering
Pilaf had never been so happy in his life. Well, that wasn't exactly true. He had
gathered the dragonballs before, but every time something had gone wrong. But no this time!
He had 6 of the precious balls in his possestion already, and he was close to the 7th.
"I'm tired!" He complained to his companions, Shuu and Mai. They were walking on both
sides of him, Mai with the dragon radar and Shuu with a machine gun. Nothing would stop them
now. "Where's that stupid dragonball, anyways?"
"Don't worry, emperor." Mai said with obvious stress in her voice, "It should be
around here somewhere."
Of course, around here could have been anywere. Pilaf looked around to see nothing
but a vast field of wheat. He sighed.
***
Goku had come to Satan city early in the morning, via his numbus cloud. Chi-Chi said
he needed to spend time with his grandaughter, Pan. He went of course, however it wasn't
quite what he had expected.
Goku felt as if his back was going to break any second now. He was loaded down with
so many bags that his face was indistinguishable. Somewhere in front of him was Pan and her
boyfriend, going on a shopping spree. If this was what spending time with his grandaughter
meant doing, then he was doing it well.
"C'mon grandpa! We're going to another store now." Pan said not even looking at him.
She and her boyfriend were laughing together.
"Why do I have to carry all the bags?" Goku asked himself. He got no answer.
Struggling, he walked around the hall, when he realized that Pan had gone missing.
"What?" he asked, "Now where did she go?" He walked over to a bench and sat down, placing
the bags from a myriad of different stores next to him. He was starving!
"Grandpa." Pan said from behind him. He looked around to see her with a bunch of kids.
"We're all going to the movies now, so why don't you just go home? I'll meet you there later."
"But...what about all these bags?" The Saiya-jin warrior whined.
"Oh, you're the strongest man in the world." She said to him with a smile, "I'm sure
you can handle it. Just think of it as training." She winked to him and ran off. Goku sighed
to himself, and sat up.
"Training." he said to himself. "I can do that!" He picked up the bags with one hand
and put the other to his forehead. In a second, he was gone.
Goku arrived at Satans house instantly. He supposed he may as well drop off the
shopping bags here. He walked to Pans room, dumped them onto the floor (making a dent in it),
and walked into the living room. It was as big as his entire house! Satan sure is lucky to be
so rich, he thought to himself. As answer to his question, Satan entered the room. Goku's
eyes were directed to his bald spot, but he looked away, remembering that Chi-Chi said it
wasn't polite to stare.
"Oh, hi Goku! Is Pan with you?"
"No, she ran off with some friends and left me to return the bagadge." he said tiredly.
"Haha, I get the same thing every time I do something with her," he said. "Well, I
guess all teenagers are like that."
"Boy, am I ever hungry from all that shopping! It's hard work."
"You're hungry? That's something I get from Mr. Buu every day. Why, if I didn't get a
discount on everything I buy, I'd be broke!" he said, laughing to himself and lighting up a
cigar.
"You get discounts on food?" Goku asked unbelivably.
"Why yes. I am a worldwide celebrity, after all." he said proudly.
"Let's go!" Goku said exitedly. He grabbed Satan by the arm and ran out the door.
***
There was a strong sense of Deja-vu here, Kiivicks thought to himself. He was standing
on the bridge of his ship, looking at the planet Earth. It was a real waste to destroy some-
thing so beutifull, but...he had orders.
"Leuitenant Kiivicks, shall we prepare the galaxy gun to destroy the planet now?"
asked commander Beet. Kiivicks looked at him for a second, and then onto the planet again.
"No. I think I shall handle it myself." he said. Beet nodded, and went to prepare.
***
Satan could only watch in marvel as Goku slurped down bowl after bowl of food. Goku
rarely went out to resturants, but he sort of wished he did. The food was great! People were
staring, but he didn't mind.
"Uh, you might want to pace yourself, there." Satan suggested.
"Don't worry," Goku said as he inhaled a bowl of noodles, "I havn't choked in a long
time." Satan only stared. Thank god for the discount!
Suddenly, Goku got a serious look on his face and put down his bowl of food.
"Someone is going to destroy the planet! I have to stop them!" he shouted. Satan
looked at him wide eyed, then laughed.
"Hahahaha, that's good Goku!" He punched Goku on the shoulder.
"That was really...good?" Satan looked around. He was on what looked like a space-
ship from all those movies. Goku was next to him, with his fingers to his forehead.
"Hey you!" Goku yelled to a purple man wearing a cape, "Stop!" he ran over to the
man, who spun around.
Kiivicks went wide eyed. "Super Sayia-jin!" he yelled. Goku knocked him to the ground.
"But...but how? They said you were were on planet Chill 1! How did you get here?"
Goku looked at him. "Huh? I didn't go, Vegeta did. He's a super Saiya-jin too. Now
tell me, why are you here? I thought you were going to leave Earth alone."
"Sorry, but we have orders to destroy the Earth. Chill is vengencefull, you might
say."
"Uhm...excuse me?" Satan piped in, "What's goin on?"
"Satan? Why are you here?"
***
"YES!!!! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!!!!" Pilaf yelled as he danced around the 7
mystical dragonballs. He finally had them! This was the greatest day of his life! "I finally
have them. And nothing can possibly stand in my way now!"
"You may want to hurry up, emperor." Mai warned, "Something usually happens that stops
you from victory."
"Oh, but of course," Pilaf said, regaining control of himself. "We shall begin."
"Dragon! I hearby summon you to grant my wish!"
The balls lit up, and there was a flash of light, as the ancient dragon came from the
dragonballs. Pilaf looked up in wonder, to see a truly wonderous sight. The dragon was titanic,
as it hovered majestically in the air, eminating an aura of amazment.
"You have summoned me from the dragonballs. You are entitled to one wish. What is it
that you desire?" it asked in a booming voice that seemed to come from everywhere at once.
"...who, me?" Pilaf asked it. "Oh, of course!" he said, completely shaken.
"Yes." The dragon boomed. "What is your wish?"
"Ahem, I HEARBY WISH TO BECOME THE EMPEROR OF THE WORLD!!!" he yelled. There was a
moment of silence.
"Your wish will be granted." it said, and there was a rumbling, and then, a flash of
light. Pilaf covered his eyes, and when he opened them again, the dragon was gone. The balls
lifted into the air, and split up, going to their own destination once more.
"...Did it work?" Shuu asked.
"Let me find out. Shuu, I command you to bow down before me!"
Shuu looked at him. "Alright, but I--ack!" Shuu suddenly fell to the ground, no long-
er in his own power.
"It worked..." Pilaf managed. "IT WORKED!"
***
"Excuse me sir, but somethings happening on the Earth." Said one of the officers on
deck. Kiivicks looked to a monitor, and then on the Earth.
"What have you done?" Goku demanded.
"We havn't done anything." Kiivicks replied. "Look!"
He was pointing to the Earth. There was an area on it that was black. But how could
that happen? The only thing that made the sky black was...oh no!
"Damn! The dragonballs!" Goku yelled, "No one has any reason to collect them, it must
be someone else!"
He grabbed Kiivicks, "I don't trust you, so you're comming with me." he said.
"Wait, what about me?" whined Satan. "You can't just leave me up here!"
Goku thought for a second, and took hold of him.
"What are you doing?" demanded Kiivicks.
"We're going to Earth."
***
Pilaf wasted no time in taking advantage of his postion. He zoomed into Satan city,
the most heavily populated city on the planet via jet, and proclaimed hiself emperor. No one
had any complaints.
He was sitting outside the city hall on a chair, sipping some lemonade, and trying
to work on his tan. He had all the time in the world to do anything he felt like, so no point
in rushing things.
Suddenly, there was a sound. He looked up, to see three men. One of them was Satan,
the strongest man in the world. The other was...Goku! The one who foiled all of his plans!
The other man was purple, and not recognizable.
"What the...? Goku? What are you doing here?" he asked, surprised at the sudden
appearence of the warrior.
Goku looked around. There were about a hundred people standing around Pilaf, waiting
to attend to his slightest whim. This could not be good.
"Pilaf? What are YOU doing here?" Goku asked. "There's a strong mystical energy come-
ing from you. Why is that?"
Pilaf laughed. "Haha, that is because, you fool, that I am the new emperor of the
world!" He broke into a serious of evil laughter.
"And now, there's been something I've been wanting to do for a long time." he said,
rubbing his small hands together. "Bow down before me and announce me as your god!"
Goku, Satan and Kiivicks stood still. Pilaf blew a blood vessel.
"WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU BOWING DOWN!?! I COMMAND YOU TO OBEY ME!!"
They stood still. Finally, Satan spoke up.
"Who the hell are you, and what do you think you're doing?" he demanded.
"I am Pilaf, emperor of this planet! But why won't my influence work on you?" he
wondered.
"Oh, I think I get it!" Goku cried out. "He must have used the Dragonballs to wish
for this. However, since we were off the planet at the time, it has no effect on us!"
Pilaf cursed at this. "Why is it I never totaly succed? Well, no matter, if I can't
rule over you, I'll kill you! Guards, kill Goku!"
The men ran up to Goku who was standing still, and began to punch and kick him. They
only succeded in bashing up their knuckles.
"Bah, you're all useless! Launch the missiles!"
A hidden turret popped up and blasted missles at Goku. Satan fell to the ground, try-
ing to sheild his head. Kiivicks got into a fighting stance, and Goku stood there. When they
were upon him, he grabbed them and sent them upwards into the sky.
"What?" Pilaf cried. "This isn't fair!" Goku approached.
"Now Pilaf, you're going to have to renounce your command over the planet, otherwise
I'll have to beat you like I did in the past."
"Oh? And what are you going to do, huh?" he asked stubbornely. "Beat me to a bloody
pulp? I think not. You see, as my personal bodyguard, I found someone just as strong as you!"
Goku looked at him. "What?"
"Approach, my bodyguard!" Pilaf said triumphantly.
"Oh no..." Goku said when he saw the bodyguard.
"Meet Son Gohan." Pilaf announced, as Gohan walked into view. "He's powerfull enough
to stop you, I'm sure. And now, Gohan, as your first line of buisness, I want you to kill
Goku!"
Satan looked at the two. "Uh oh."
Another note from da author: I know this chapter may seem a little rushed, and maybe it is,
but if I'm ever gonna finish this, I gotta pick up the pace a little. But don't worry, next
chapter will be better written. I swear it!
Oh, and I may not have explained this in the story, but when Goku teleported to Kiivick's
ship, it happened to be at the EXACT SECOND that Satan playfully punched him in the arm,
hence Satan's being on the ship. Blah.
Chapter 5: The Gathering
Pilaf had never been so happy in his life. Well, that wasn't exactly true. He had
gathered the dragonballs before, but every time something had gone wrong. But no this time!
He had 6 of the precious balls in his possestion already, and he was close to the 7th.
"I'm tired!" He complained to his companions, Shuu and Mai. They were walking on both
sides of him, Mai with the dragon radar and Shuu with a machine gun. Nothing would stop them
now. "Where's that stupid dragonball, anyways?"
"Don't worry, emperor." Mai said with obvious stress in her voice, "It should be
around here somewhere."
Of course, around here could have been anywere. Pilaf looked around to see nothing
but a vast field of wheat. He sighed.
***
Goku had come to Satan city early in the morning, via his numbus cloud. Chi-Chi said
he needed to spend time with his grandaughter, Pan. He went of course, however it wasn't
quite what he had expected.
Goku felt as if his back was going to break any second now. He was loaded down with
so many bags that his face was indistinguishable. Somewhere in front of him was Pan and her
boyfriend, going on a shopping spree. If this was what spending time with his grandaughter
meant doing, then he was doing it well.
"C'mon grandpa! We're going to another store now." Pan said not even looking at him.
She and her boyfriend were laughing together.
"Why do I have to carry all the bags?" Goku asked himself. He got no answer.
Struggling, he walked around the hall, when he realized that Pan had gone missing.
"What?" he asked, "Now where did she go?" He walked over to a bench and sat down, placing
the bags from a myriad of different stores next to him. He was starving!
"Grandpa." Pan said from behind him. He looked around to see her with a bunch of kids.
"We're all going to the movies now, so why don't you just go home? I'll meet you there later."
"But...what about all these bags?" The Saiya-jin warrior whined.
"Oh, you're the strongest man in the world." She said to him with a smile, "I'm sure
you can handle it. Just think of it as training." She winked to him and ran off. Goku sighed
to himself, and sat up.
"Training." he said to himself. "I can do that!" He picked up the bags with one hand
and put the other to his forehead. In a second, he was gone.
Goku arrived at Satans house instantly. He supposed he may as well drop off the
shopping bags here. He walked to Pans room, dumped them onto the floor (making a dent in it),
and walked into the living room. It was as big as his entire house! Satan sure is lucky to be
so rich, he thought to himself. As answer to his question, Satan entered the room. Goku's
eyes were directed to his bald spot, but he looked away, remembering that Chi-Chi said it
wasn't polite to stare.
"Oh, hi Goku! Is Pan with you?"
"No, she ran off with some friends and left me to return the bagadge." he said tiredly.
"Haha, I get the same thing every time I do something with her," he said. "Well, I
guess all teenagers are like that."
"Boy, am I ever hungry from all that shopping! It's hard work."
"You're hungry? That's something I get from Mr. Buu every day. Why, if I didn't get a
discount on everything I buy, I'd be broke!" he said, laughing to himself and lighting up a
cigar.
"You get discounts on food?" Goku asked unbelivably.
"Why yes. I am a worldwide celebrity, after all." he said proudly.
"Let's go!" Goku said exitedly. He grabbed Satan by the arm and ran out the door.
***
There was a strong sense of Deja-vu here, Kiivicks thought to himself. He was standing
on the bridge of his ship, looking at the planet Earth. It was a real waste to destroy some-
thing so beutifull, but...he had orders.
"Leuitenant Kiivicks, shall we prepare the galaxy gun to destroy the planet now?"
asked commander Beet. Kiivicks looked at him for a second, and then onto the planet again.
"No. I think I shall handle it myself." he said. Beet nodded, and went to prepare.
***
Satan could only watch in marvel as Goku slurped down bowl after bowl of food. Goku
rarely went out to resturants, but he sort of wished he did. The food was great! People were
staring, but he didn't mind.
"Uh, you might want to pace yourself, there." Satan suggested.
"Don't worry," Goku said as he inhaled a bowl of noodles, "I havn't choked in a long
time." Satan only stared. Thank god for the discount!
Suddenly, Goku got a serious look on his face and put down his bowl of food.
"Someone is going to destroy the planet! I have to stop them!" he shouted. Satan
looked at him wide eyed, then laughed.
"Hahahaha, that's good Goku!" He punched Goku on the shoulder.
"That was really...good?" Satan looked around. He was on what looked like a space-
ship from all those movies. Goku was next to him, with his fingers to his forehead.
"Hey you!" Goku yelled to a purple man wearing a cape, "Stop!" he ran over to the
man, who spun around.
Kiivicks went wide eyed. "Super Sayia-jin!" he yelled. Goku knocked him to the ground.
"But...but how? They said you were were on planet Chill 1! How did you get here?"
Goku looked at him. "Huh? I didn't go, Vegeta did. He's a super Saiya-jin too. Now
tell me, why are you here? I thought you were going to leave Earth alone."
"Sorry, but we have orders to destroy the Earth. Chill is vengencefull, you might
say."
"Uhm...excuse me?" Satan piped in, "What's goin on?"
"Satan? Why are you here?"
***
"YES!!!! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!!!!" Pilaf yelled as he danced around the 7
mystical dragonballs. He finally had them! This was the greatest day of his life! "I finally
have them. And nothing can possibly stand in my way now!"
"You may want to hurry up, emperor." Mai warned, "Something usually happens that stops
you from victory."
"Oh, but of course," Pilaf said, regaining control of himself. "We shall begin."
"Dragon! I hearby summon you to grant my wish!"
The balls lit up, and there was a flash of light, as the ancient dragon came from the
dragonballs. Pilaf looked up in wonder, to see a truly wonderous sight. The dragon was titanic,
as it hovered majestically in the air, eminating an aura of amazment.
"You have summoned me from the dragonballs. You are entitled to one wish. What is it
that you desire?" it asked in a booming voice that seemed to come from everywhere at once.
"...who, me?" Pilaf asked it. "Oh, of course!" he said, completely shaken.
"Yes." The dragon boomed. "What is your wish?"
"Ahem, I HEARBY WISH TO BECOME THE EMPEROR OF THE WORLD!!!" he yelled. There was a
moment of silence.
"Your wish will be granted." it said, and there was a rumbling, and then, a flash of
light. Pilaf covered his eyes, and when he opened them again, the dragon was gone. The balls
lifted into the air, and split up, going to their own destination once more.
"...Did it work?" Shuu asked.
"Let me find out. Shuu, I command you to bow down before me!"
Shuu looked at him. "Alright, but I--ack!" Shuu suddenly fell to the ground, no long-
er in his own power.
"It worked..." Pilaf managed. "IT WORKED!"
***
"Excuse me sir, but somethings happening on the Earth." Said one of the officers on
deck. Kiivicks looked to a monitor, and then on the Earth.
"What have you done?" Goku demanded.
"We havn't done anything." Kiivicks replied. "Look!"
He was pointing to the Earth. There was an area on it that was black. But how could
that happen? The only thing that made the sky black was...oh no!
"Damn! The dragonballs!" Goku yelled, "No one has any reason to collect them, it must
be someone else!"
He grabbed Kiivicks, "I don't trust you, so you're comming with me." he said.
"Wait, what about me?" whined Satan. "You can't just leave me up here!"
Goku thought for a second, and took hold of him.
"What are you doing?" demanded Kiivicks.
"We're going to Earth."
***
Pilaf wasted no time in taking advantage of his postion. He zoomed into Satan city,
the most heavily populated city on the planet via jet, and proclaimed hiself emperor. No one
had any complaints.
He was sitting outside the city hall on a chair, sipping some lemonade, and trying
to work on his tan. He had all the time in the world to do anything he felt like, so no point
in rushing things.
Suddenly, there was a sound. He looked up, to see three men. One of them was Satan,
the strongest man in the world. The other was...Goku! The one who foiled all of his plans!
The other man was purple, and not recognizable.
"What the...? Goku? What are you doing here?" he asked, surprised at the sudden
appearence of the warrior.
Goku looked around. There were about a hundred people standing around Pilaf, waiting
to attend to his slightest whim. This could not be good.
"Pilaf? What are YOU doing here?" Goku asked. "There's a strong mystical energy come-
ing from you. Why is that?"
Pilaf laughed. "Haha, that is because, you fool, that I am the new emperor of the
world!" He broke into a serious of evil laughter.
"And now, there's been something I've been wanting to do for a long time." he said,
rubbing his small hands together. "Bow down before me and announce me as your god!"
Goku, Satan and Kiivicks stood still. Pilaf blew a blood vessel.
"WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU BOWING DOWN!?! I COMMAND YOU TO OBEY ME!!"
They stood still. Finally, Satan spoke up.
"Who the hell are you, and what do you think you're doing?" he demanded.
"I am Pilaf, emperor of this planet! But why won't my influence work on you?" he
wondered.
"Oh, I think I get it!" Goku cried out. "He must have used the Dragonballs to wish
for this. However, since we were off the planet at the time, it has no effect on us!"
Pilaf cursed at this. "Why is it I never totaly succed? Well, no matter, if I can't
rule over you, I'll kill you! Guards, kill Goku!"
The men ran up to Goku who was standing still, and began to punch and kick him. They
only succeded in bashing up their knuckles.
"Bah, you're all useless! Launch the missiles!"
A hidden turret popped up and blasted missles at Goku. Satan fell to the ground, try-
ing to sheild his head. Kiivicks got into a fighting stance, and Goku stood there. When they
were upon him, he grabbed them and sent them upwards into the sky.
"What?" Pilaf cried. "This isn't fair!" Goku approached.
"Now Pilaf, you're going to have to renounce your command over the planet, otherwise
I'll have to beat you like I did in the past."
"Oh? And what are you going to do, huh?" he asked stubbornely. "Beat me to a bloody
pulp? I think not. You see, as my personal bodyguard, I found someone just as strong as you!"
Goku looked at him. "What?"
"Approach, my bodyguard!" Pilaf said triumphantly.
"Oh no..." Goku said when he saw the bodyguard.
"Meet Son Gohan." Pilaf announced, as Gohan walked into view. "He's powerfull enough
to stop you, I'm sure. And now, Gohan, as your first line of buisness, I want you to kill
Goku!"
Satan looked at the two. "Uh oh."
Another note from da author: I know this chapter may seem a little rushed, and maybe it is,
but if I'm ever gonna finish this, I gotta pick up the pace a little. But don't worry, next
chapter will be better written. I swear it!
Oh, and I may not have explained this in the story, but when Goku teleported to Kiivick's
ship, it happened to be at the EXACT SECOND that Satan playfully punched him in the arm,
hence Satan's being on the ship. Blah.