The Sad, and... True Reason Marlene Dumped Allen,

by marigold

....As Told By Allen.... not to be Taken Seriously... But to be reviewed! Do you remember me?!? (if you do, I'm suprised!) Who here likes LOThR? Tell me! Whose your fav character? (Bet it's Legolas!) ^_^ ok, I'll shut up...now!

"Oh Marlene, oh Marlene, OH Marlene, oh Marlene, OH Marlene, oh Marlene, OH Marlene 

Oh Marlene, OH Marlene, oh Marlene, OH Marlene, oh Marlene, OH Marlene…"

The song fades out and is replaced a scene of a seedy corner of City we'll call P. On this Seedy Corner stood two figures that were holding hands (awww) and standing against the rushing crowd. (Crowd: RUUUSSSSSHHHHHHIIINNNNGGG.)  

"Are you sure you want to do this?" the second figure whispered, deciding that it was already obvious who they were, throw off her hood. (The hood hits someone on the head, someone: "HEY!")

"I want everyone to know …Who I love…" The First Figure answered.

Second Figure whose name was "Marlene" giggled.

They strolled into a shop entitled "Seedy Corner Shop for Decorations for the Body."

Burl, the friendly and efficient employee of this establishment grunted directions.

Allen (that what first figure's name was.) gave a piece of paper to Burl.

(It said "I Luv Marlene.")

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Many excruciating, agonizing, and exceedingly painful hours latter, Burl, the friendly body decorationist politely grunted payment. Allen, being a young and unfortunately some what naïve about the ways of the Burls of the world. (Too many 'of's ! Sorry -_-) Was…dum-dum!...SHORT OF CASH!   Burl, being sympathetic to the Young Lover's Plight did not

 a) call his big brother Joey

                                                                                    b) call his big brother Joey

                                                                                    c) blacken out what he had already done.

Marlene, how ever was not sympathetic at all abandoned Allen, whose arm was forever tattooed by 'I Luv Mar'

Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar Oh, Mar Oh, Mar Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar Oh, Mar Oh, Mar

Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar Oh, Mar Oh, Mar,Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar, Oh, Mar Oh, Mar Oh, Mar

Omar!'

******

"Ummm, Allen, that's a lovely story but you still haven't told me what you did with my Hello Kitty ™ hair brush!"

sigh

A/N. If you haven't seen the that ad on which I'm baseing this on, it isn't that funny. -____-

Also, I don't own that ad, that Allen, that Marlene, The Show, Escaflowne. Cha!

REVIEW! Tell Me if  a tap dancing Folken seems strange to you! :p