In my pathetic and pointless life, the only thing I own is my insanity.
Chapter Two of The Prophet
Tylin comes dragging Mat back. Tylin: it's your verse Matsy. Tuon smiles in agreement.
Mat: Erm. The dice are using my head
For a bloody dice cup
They never say
Forever roll, if only
I had never met the bloody
Aelfinn
(looks meaningfully at Tylin and Tuon)
SHOW ME THE MEANING OF BEING LONELY (hint)
This is a feeling I WANT to walk with
Tell me why I HAVE to be in Ebou Dar
Rand walks up. Rand: I ordered you to take care of Elyane, and get her to the throne!!!! Mat is mad that Rand is giving him orders again. Mat: Yah, so she can get on the throne. Sure. Mmmmhmm. Rand walks away disgruntled.
Elyane: talking about me as if I were property. (nose in the air) I AM the DAUGHTER HEIR OF ANDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rand Al'thor, Dragon Reborn or no Dragon Reborn, you WILL know the Amrilyn's seat's wrath.
Rand: is that a Foretelling? (laughs and gates away)
Elyane: (to the spot where Rand was standing) YES IT IS!!!!!!!
Bob the Gholam appears. Bob: "Your medallion thing-a-ma-bob can no longer touch me!"
Mat: right.
Bob: Yes
Mat: Sure
Bob: yes
Mat: No
Bob: yes
Mat: right.
Bob: Yes
Mat: Sure
Bob: yes
Mat: No
Bob: yes
Mat: right.
Bob: Yes
Mat: Sure
Bob: yes
Mat: No
Bob: yes
Mat: YES
Bob: NO
Mat: so we agree. Goodbye Bob.
Bob: (huffly) Will you take the risk?
Mat: Yes
Gholam thinks for a moment. "Give me Elyane and I will no longer bug you."
Mat tosses Elyane over to Bob. Elyane flashes her dimples. Bob is not impressed. Elyane looks hurt. "I am the wife of the DRAGON." Bob is not impressed.
Bob kills Elyane (screams of excitement from WOT fans).
Rand walks up and poises his sword to swing down on Mat's head. Rand: you killed Elyane. I KNIGHT YOU KNIGHT OF THE (Rand thinks for a moment) DICE CUP (Mat groans).
Rand: ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO! Who says and award of honor goes to Mat?
WOT fans- US!!!
Rand: then I marry you to Tuon, the Daughter of Nine Moons. It's your lucky day Mat.
Mat: what evil person wrote this.
MDV (mysterious disembioded voice): Me
Mat: you are very cruel
MDV: Next chapter you'll get your NEXT `award of honor.' * Snickers *
Mat: Tuon!!!?
MDV: how did you guess?
Mat whimpers.
Nyneave: NO!
MDV: I am you Nyneave
Nyneave is transported to the World of Dreams, where the MDV sets up the mirror dream. Nyneave freaks out because the MDV evilly says the Nyneave is Illyena. Poor Nyneave.
So ended Chapter Two of The Now Dead Prophet
Chapter Two of The Prophet
Tylin comes dragging Mat back. Tylin: it's your verse Matsy. Tuon smiles in agreement.
Mat: Erm. The dice are using my head
For a bloody dice cup
They never say
Forever roll, if only
I had never met the bloody
Aelfinn
(looks meaningfully at Tylin and Tuon)
SHOW ME THE MEANING OF BEING LONELY (hint)
This is a feeling I WANT to walk with
Tell me why I HAVE to be in Ebou Dar
Rand walks up. Rand: I ordered you to take care of Elyane, and get her to the throne!!!! Mat is mad that Rand is giving him orders again. Mat: Yah, so she can get on the throne. Sure. Mmmmhmm. Rand walks away disgruntled.
Elyane: talking about me as if I were property. (nose in the air) I AM the DAUGHTER HEIR OF ANDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rand Al'thor, Dragon Reborn or no Dragon Reborn, you WILL know the Amrilyn's seat's wrath.
Rand: is that a Foretelling? (laughs and gates away)
Elyane: (to the spot where Rand was standing) YES IT IS!!!!!!!
Bob the Gholam appears. Bob: "Your medallion thing-a-ma-bob can no longer touch me!"
Mat: right.
Bob: Yes
Mat: Sure
Bob: yes
Mat: No
Bob: yes
Mat: right.
Bob: Yes
Mat: Sure
Bob: yes
Mat: No
Bob: yes
Mat: right.
Bob: Yes
Mat: Sure
Bob: yes
Mat: No
Bob: yes
Mat: YES
Bob: NO
Mat: so we agree. Goodbye Bob.
Bob: (huffly) Will you take the risk?
Mat: Yes
Gholam thinks for a moment. "Give me Elyane and I will no longer bug you."
Mat tosses Elyane over to Bob. Elyane flashes her dimples. Bob is not impressed. Elyane looks hurt. "I am the wife of the DRAGON." Bob is not impressed.
Bob kills Elyane (screams of excitement from WOT fans).
Rand walks up and poises his sword to swing down on Mat's head. Rand: you killed Elyane. I KNIGHT YOU KNIGHT OF THE (Rand thinks for a moment) DICE CUP (Mat groans).
Rand: ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO! Who says and award of honor goes to Mat?
WOT fans- US!!!
Rand: then I marry you to Tuon, the Daughter of Nine Moons. It's your lucky day Mat.
Mat: what evil person wrote this.
MDV (mysterious disembioded voice): Me
Mat: you are very cruel
MDV: Next chapter you'll get your NEXT `award of honor.' * Snickers *
Mat: Tuon!!!?
MDV: how did you guess?
Mat whimpers.
Nyneave: NO!
MDV: I am you Nyneave
Nyneave is transported to the World of Dreams, where the MDV sets up the mirror dream. Nyneave freaks out because the MDV evilly says the Nyneave is Illyena. Poor Nyneave.
So ended Chapter Two of The Now Dead Prophet