Chapter 6
Ron was mildly surprised when he saw his best friend, Harry walking down the hallway, later.
"Hey Harry, I thought you where dead! You'd stabbed yourself with a butter knife!" Ron was confused.
"Naw..." Harry shook his head, "Although, I have the weirdest desire to snog with you, I'm fine."
"Oh...cool." Ron nodded, "So...wanna snog?" He asked.
"Sure." Harry shrugged, and they fell against each other, letting their lips meet.
Meanwhile, Hermione, and Snape had finally broken apart, and Hermione was going over the last few hours in her mind.
"You know Severus, that was great and everything...but if you really want to know, I think I'm a lesbian." She didn't turn to look at him.
"What?!" Severus asked, leaning up on one elbow, "You can't!"
"Well, actually, when I saw your niece when she first came, I mean the first thing I thought was, Oh my god! Is she hot!" Hermione turned to him, "No hard feelings?"
"I-I guess not..." He shrugged, "But what about me!"
"Well...there's always Remus..." She shrugged, "I gotta go find Lara. See you later, Sevie."
Severus stared after her, as she pulled on some random clothes, "But I'm not gay!"
She paused to look at him, "Oh, that's what they all say, dear."
Then, Lara was leaning outside of Snape's bedroom, waiting for him to come out, not surprised when Hermione came out.
"Hey Lara." She said breezily, "Do you wanna snog?"
Lara looked at her confused, "What?"
"Oh, well I've decided that guys just can't satisfy me the way chicks can, ya know? So are you up to it?" She asked, pulling her unruly hair back into a pony-tail.
"Are you sure the author doesn't have a problem with this?"
"Ah...yea. Sure...can we go...make or something?" Hermione asked.
"Sure." Lara shrugged.
So, as you see as Harry and Ron explored each other, as Harry's life was returned to him by the mysterious chick named "the Author", they remain together until Draco Malfoy stole both their attentions, and started a three some.
Lara and Hermione soon grew tired of the other, and Hermione tried to return to Snape, only to find that he'd taken up pleasures with "the Author", which caused her to jump off of the Grand Canyon on summer holiday. Lara, taking a liking to her new aunt had no problem, and joined with Ron, Harry and Draco, much to the disturbance of Ron, who really was getting quite sick of the girl. Alas, Harry, once again killed himself, because `The Author" was sick of being nice to him, and he also jumped off the Grand Canyon. Ron, and Draco however got married and started a Drag bar on the edge of Hogsmead, where Neville and Percy where regulars. Lara hired herself as a bartender.
The Author sincerely hoped you like this insane array of her insanity, and plans to try and take the first chapter, which was actually quite good, and maybe make a serious story out of it.
~The Author
Ron was mildly surprised when he saw his best friend, Harry walking down the hallway, later.
"Hey Harry, I thought you where dead! You'd stabbed yourself with a butter knife!" Ron was confused.
"Naw..." Harry shook his head, "Although, I have the weirdest desire to snog with you, I'm fine."
"Oh...cool." Ron nodded, "So...wanna snog?" He asked.
"Sure." Harry shrugged, and they fell against each other, letting their lips meet.
Meanwhile, Hermione, and Snape had finally broken apart, and Hermione was going over the last few hours in her mind.
"You know Severus, that was great and everything...but if you really want to know, I think I'm a lesbian." She didn't turn to look at him.
"What?!" Severus asked, leaning up on one elbow, "You can't!"
"Well, actually, when I saw your niece when she first came, I mean the first thing I thought was, Oh my god! Is she hot!" Hermione turned to him, "No hard feelings?"
"I-I guess not..." He shrugged, "But what about me!"
"Well...there's always Remus..." She shrugged, "I gotta go find Lara. See you later, Sevie."
Severus stared after her, as she pulled on some random clothes, "But I'm not gay!"
She paused to look at him, "Oh, that's what they all say, dear."
Then, Lara was leaning outside of Snape's bedroom, waiting for him to come out, not surprised when Hermione came out.
"Hey Lara." She said breezily, "Do you wanna snog?"
Lara looked at her confused, "What?"
"Oh, well I've decided that guys just can't satisfy me the way chicks can, ya know? So are you up to it?" She asked, pulling her unruly hair back into a pony-tail.
"Are you sure the author doesn't have a problem with this?"
"Ah...yea. Sure...can we go...make or something?" Hermione asked.
"Sure." Lara shrugged.
So, as you see as Harry and Ron explored each other, as Harry's life was returned to him by the mysterious chick named "the Author", they remain together until Draco Malfoy stole both their attentions, and started a three some.
Lara and Hermione soon grew tired of the other, and Hermione tried to return to Snape, only to find that he'd taken up pleasures with "the Author", which caused her to jump off of the Grand Canyon on summer holiday. Lara, taking a liking to her new aunt had no problem, and joined with Ron, Harry and Draco, much to the disturbance of Ron, who really was getting quite sick of the girl. Alas, Harry, once again killed himself, because `The Author" was sick of being nice to him, and he also jumped off the Grand Canyon. Ron, and Draco however got married and started a Drag bar on the edge of Hogsmead, where Neville and Percy where regulars. Lara hired herself as a bartender.
The Author sincerely hoped you like this insane array of her insanity, and plans to try and take the first chapter, which was actually quite good, and maybe make a serious story out of it.
~The Author