Written by Miba and Blue_Falcon.
Darth Maul's Vacation part two
Darth Maul rode his speeder towards where the computer said the Jedi were. But, when he got there, there was no Jedi. He checked the moniter and a message popped up that read, "You have preformed an iliigal operation. Please quit all aplications and start over. Which will take aproxemently five hours."
Maul hit the moniter and another message popped up, "I will continue to preform illigal operations if you continue hitting me."
Maul stuck his tongue out at the moniter and to his serprise, it did the same. But only in 2D format.
Ten hours later, the computer was finally working, but Maul had pulled all his hair out. Not that he had any to began with. Then the computer popped up with an emergancy screen. Maul, who had just typed in a thousand words of code telling the computer how to search for the Jedi, imediatly clicked on the screen. The second the screen changed, he realized he hadn't hit save.
The emergancy screen popped up. It read, "Have a ship? A good one? A bad one? Doesn't matter. You can bet any ship here at Cloud City gambling hall."
An hour later, Maul finally got the location of the Jedi. They were a hundred miles away. He rode his speeder there and saw a little kid with blonde hair running. It was the same one who had choked him earlier. Maul grinned, revenge! He aimed for the kid. But, unfortunetly, he ducked. Mual then saw a Jedi. He flipped off his speeder and started fighting with all intent to kill. But then he remembered that Sidious had grounded him from killing. But that didn't mean he couldn't have fun with him. Get the Jedi worried.
Soon, the Jedi disappeared. He looked around, confused, then saw his green lightsaber and realized the Jedi was on board the ship. He stood up and deactivated his lightsaber as the ship disappeared.
Maul grinned. Then he went, "WHHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" He'd fought better then ever. He hadn't even tripped over his cloak!
Then he looked around for his speeder so he could go back and tell Sidious of his victory. What he saw wasn't a speeder. It was a crumpled up peice of smoking metal. His mouth dropped open and he weakly groaned, "No! I'm going to be grounded for life!"What would Sidious say when he found out that Maul ahd broken his one billion credit galaxy of the art speeder! Maul slowly trudged back to his ship.
Maul walked until he came across a farmer. The farmer offered him a ride and Maul accepted. About half way to his ship, the farmer talking the whole time, Tusken Raiders attacked. Maul quickly killed them all, but nearly got cut in two. Finally he made it to his ship almost a day later.
He went to the kitchen and got some lemonade. Then he changed back into his Hawaiian clothes. He laid in the suns for a bit before they set, then went inside. He took off his sunglasses and checked his hologram machine. There were two-hundred messages. Maul scrolled through them. A hundred were junk mail and the other hundred were from Sidious.
Maul called Sidious and his hologram came up. "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?!?!?!?!?" He yelled.
Maul pealed himself off the oposite wall and wondered how a hologram could generate enough airpower to porpell him across the room. "I.... uh... broke my speeder and had to get a ride from a farmer."
Sidous just glared. A few minutes later he hissed, "Maul. You. Are. In. Serious. Trouble."
Maul cringed. "Sorry?" He said meakly.
"SORRY? You. Broke. My. One. Billion. Credit. Speeder." Sidious continued.
A few minutes of silence. Then Sidous asked, "How did the fight go?"
Maul looked up, smiling, "So I'm not going to get grounded?"
Sidious smiled sweetly. "No. You're not going to get grounded."
"YIPPIE!!!!!!!"
"When you get back, I'm volentering you to clean the 'freshers for the entire Jedi Temple and you can't kill even one Jedi. Not even a first year trainee." Sidious declared.
Maul turned white, making his face look weird, as it was diffrent shades of white. Sidious laughed at it. "So, how'd the fight go?"
Maul regained his enthusiasim about his victory and grinned. "Success!"
"So, you killed the Jedi." Sidious purred.
"Nope." Maul proudly proclaimed. "I didn't kill anyone but Tusken Raiders. I obeyed you and left the Jedi alive."
Sidious stared at Maul for a moment. "What?"
"You grounded me from killing Jedi. Remember?"
"No! Why is it that the ONE time you decide to obey me it's now!?!?!" Sidious yelled.
Maul smiled, "Because I knew that if I obeyed you you might let me kill all the Jedi I want."
Sidious shook his head, "Why do I even bother?"
"Becuase I'm your apprentice." Maul answered.
"I didn't ask you." Sidious replied. A spark came frim the hallway and Sidious peeked around Maul to see the nintendo wires hanging from this that and everything. "Maul. I'm almost afraid to ask. But what did you do to my ship?"
Maul looked behind him. "Um... I was playing nintendo? And I lost?"
Sidious sighed, "Why do you lie to me? You know I can sense when you're lieing."
"Oops." Maul said.
"Before I learn about any other mishaps you've had, I want you to go to Naboo. Just sit around and talk to the Vicroys. You shouldn't be able to cause much trouble doing that."
Maul grinned. Another vacation....
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Chapter three coming soon. Please R&R.
Darth Maul's Vacation part two
Darth Maul rode his speeder towards where the computer said the Jedi were. But, when he got there, there was no Jedi. He checked the moniter and a message popped up that read, "You have preformed an iliigal operation. Please quit all aplications and start over. Which will take aproxemently five hours."
Maul hit the moniter and another message popped up, "I will continue to preform illigal operations if you continue hitting me."
Maul stuck his tongue out at the moniter and to his serprise, it did the same. But only in 2D format.
Ten hours later, the computer was finally working, but Maul had pulled all his hair out. Not that he had any to began with. Then the computer popped up with an emergancy screen. Maul, who had just typed in a thousand words of code telling the computer how to search for the Jedi, imediatly clicked on the screen. The second the screen changed, he realized he hadn't hit save.
The emergancy screen popped up. It read, "Have a ship? A good one? A bad one? Doesn't matter. You can bet any ship here at Cloud City gambling hall."
An hour later, Maul finally got the location of the Jedi. They were a hundred miles away. He rode his speeder there and saw a little kid with blonde hair running. It was the same one who had choked him earlier. Maul grinned, revenge! He aimed for the kid. But, unfortunetly, he ducked. Mual then saw a Jedi. He flipped off his speeder and started fighting with all intent to kill. But then he remembered that Sidious had grounded him from killing. But that didn't mean he couldn't have fun with him. Get the Jedi worried.
Soon, the Jedi disappeared. He looked around, confused, then saw his green lightsaber and realized the Jedi was on board the ship. He stood up and deactivated his lightsaber as the ship disappeared.
Maul grinned. Then he went, "WHHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" He'd fought better then ever. He hadn't even tripped over his cloak!
Then he looked around for his speeder so he could go back and tell Sidious of his victory. What he saw wasn't a speeder. It was a crumpled up peice of smoking metal. His mouth dropped open and he weakly groaned, "No! I'm going to be grounded for life!"What would Sidious say when he found out that Maul ahd broken his one billion credit galaxy of the art speeder! Maul slowly trudged back to his ship.
Maul walked until he came across a farmer. The farmer offered him a ride and Maul accepted. About half way to his ship, the farmer talking the whole time, Tusken Raiders attacked. Maul quickly killed them all, but nearly got cut in two. Finally he made it to his ship almost a day later.
He went to the kitchen and got some lemonade. Then he changed back into his Hawaiian clothes. He laid in the suns for a bit before they set, then went inside. He took off his sunglasses and checked his hologram machine. There were two-hundred messages. Maul scrolled through them. A hundred were junk mail and the other hundred were from Sidious.
Maul called Sidious and his hologram came up. "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?!?!?!?!?" He yelled.
Maul pealed himself off the oposite wall and wondered how a hologram could generate enough airpower to porpell him across the room. "I.... uh... broke my speeder and had to get a ride from a farmer."
Sidous just glared. A few minutes later he hissed, "Maul. You. Are. In. Serious. Trouble."
Maul cringed. "Sorry?" He said meakly.
"SORRY? You. Broke. My. One. Billion. Credit. Speeder." Sidious continued.
A few minutes of silence. Then Sidous asked, "How did the fight go?"
Maul looked up, smiling, "So I'm not going to get grounded?"
Sidious smiled sweetly. "No. You're not going to get grounded."
"YIPPIE!!!!!!!"
"When you get back, I'm volentering you to clean the 'freshers for the entire Jedi Temple and you can't kill even one Jedi. Not even a first year trainee." Sidious declared.
Maul turned white, making his face look weird, as it was diffrent shades of white. Sidious laughed at it. "So, how'd the fight go?"
Maul regained his enthusiasim about his victory and grinned. "Success!"
"So, you killed the Jedi." Sidious purred.
"Nope." Maul proudly proclaimed. "I didn't kill anyone but Tusken Raiders. I obeyed you and left the Jedi alive."
Sidious stared at Maul for a moment. "What?"
"You grounded me from killing Jedi. Remember?"
"No! Why is it that the ONE time you decide to obey me it's now!?!?!" Sidious yelled.
Maul smiled, "Because I knew that if I obeyed you you might let me kill all the Jedi I want."
Sidious shook his head, "Why do I even bother?"
"Becuase I'm your apprentice." Maul answered.
"I didn't ask you." Sidious replied. A spark came frim the hallway and Sidious peeked around Maul to see the nintendo wires hanging from this that and everything. "Maul. I'm almost afraid to ask. But what did you do to my ship?"
Maul looked behind him. "Um... I was playing nintendo? And I lost?"
Sidious sighed, "Why do you lie to me? You know I can sense when you're lieing."
"Oops." Maul said.
"Before I learn about any other mishaps you've had, I want you to go to Naboo. Just sit around and talk to the Vicroys. You shouldn't be able to cause much trouble doing that."
Maul grinned. Another vacation....
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Chapter three coming soon. Please R&R.