Dr. Evil and the Great Multi-Dimensional Portal
AN: You know it, doesn't belong to me, etc. etc. etc. 'Cuz if it did I'd be rich... and I'm not rich... of course not... I didn't plagiarize anything... no... how dare you accuse me! *Grabs two large briefcases with cash flowing out the sides, "MINE!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!! NOT YOURS, MINE! HAHAHAHAHAA, I'M RICH!!! HEY, SHUT UP, OF COURSE I DIDN'T EMBEZZLE THIS... SO SHUT UP, OR I'LL SEND MY EVIL MONKEY HOARDS AFTER YOU TO JUMP ON YOU... AND BREAK YOUR BACK... AND EAT YOU!!!* Oh, sorry, this is your asshole before jail: o This is your asshole after jail: ( ) So, don't do anything stupid, kids... be good! (I like using the `...')
Begin Prologue...
Dr. Evil: It got weird, didn't it?
Frau: Yes...
Dr. Evil: Damn!
Frau: Docta, I'm late!
Dr. Evil: No, you're actually early for your shift.
Frau: No, docta, I mean I'm lade!
Dr. Evil: Oh, OH! SHIT!
Frau: You know, I will never love another man.
Dr. Evil: Thank y-, wait, that's right... Unibrau...
Frau: Docta?
Dr. Evil: Never mind...
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Dr. Evil: Hey sweet mama... I gotta get back to da future.
Frau: Goodbye... my love.
*Dr. Evil goes back to '90s*
*When he appears, he sees Number Two talking to Starbucks employee "So, how bout we get together at my place, and make some money dirty?" "Uhh... I think itsa kinda sleezy to sleepa with my bossa... so, I gotta saya, GO AWAY!" "Damn! Oh, right, Dr. Evil, Mini-me has been waiting."*
Dr. Evil: Good... good... So, how was his check up? Good? Good. Mini-me, c'mere, papa wants to give you a hug.
Mini-me: *happily nods*
Dr. Evil: So, how bout we have some coffee? Do you like coffee? No? Does it make you hyper-crazy? Me too.
Mini-me: *shrugs*
Dr. Evil: Ok, Number Two start the GREAT MULTI-DIMENSIONAL PORTAL!!! *does the pinky-lip thingy* Oh, and Frau, do that yell thing that annoys the shit outta me.
You, random employee number seven hundred forty three, open the com-screen *employee nods nervously, thinks to self `Shit! What happened to the other seven hundred forty two?!?'*
Frau: Start up the GM-DP! *has that leather outfit, smacks riding crop* *Dr. Evil and Mini-me flinch*
Dr. Evil: Mr. President! *president is seen with his teeth being cleaned and beautiful women sticks her head up and her face is seen just above the his ahmm! `happy spot' "Ok, Destiny, your done, Bill, pay her three thousand."
President: *doesn't notice Dr. Evil*
Dr. Evil: MR. PRESIDENT, GODDAMN, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOUR HOOKERS!
President: *finally notices* What is it that you want, Dr. Evil?
Dr. Evil: *pinky to lip thingy* ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Entire Presidential Staff: *break out laughing, president bangs his head on table "OW!"*
Mini-me: Eeeeee, eeeee *taps Dr. Evil on his arm, shows ten fingers then spells out `billion' in sign language*
Dr. Evil: Oh, right! I meant, TEN BILLION DOLLARS! *does pinky lip thingy, sort of unsurely*
President: *calmed down* Or you'll do what, Dr. Evil?
Dr. Evil: I will use my GREAT MULTI-DIMENSIONAL PORTAL TO GO TO ANOTHER DIMENSION AND GATHER POWERFUL CREATURES SLASH BEASTS SLASH DEMON-THINGIES! And here is a shot of my *does trademark `air quotes' thingy* `por-tal' *
End prologue...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
REVIEW, DAMMIT! .
AN: You know it, doesn't belong to me, etc. etc. etc. 'Cuz if it did I'd be rich... and I'm not rich... of course not... I didn't plagiarize anything... no... how dare you accuse me! *Grabs two large briefcases with cash flowing out the sides, "MINE!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!! NOT YOURS, MINE! HAHAHAHAHAA, I'M RICH!!! HEY, SHUT UP, OF COURSE I DIDN'T EMBEZZLE THIS... SO SHUT UP, OR I'LL SEND MY EVIL MONKEY HOARDS AFTER YOU TO JUMP ON YOU... AND BREAK YOUR BACK... AND EAT YOU!!!* Oh, sorry, this is your asshole before jail: o This is your asshole after jail: ( ) So, don't do anything stupid, kids... be good! (I like using the `...')
Begin Prologue...
Dr. Evil: It got weird, didn't it?
Frau: Yes...
Dr. Evil: Damn!
Frau: Docta, I'm late!
Dr. Evil: No, you're actually early for your shift.
Frau: No, docta, I mean I'm lade!
Dr. Evil: Oh, OH! SHIT!
Frau: You know, I will never love another man.
Dr. Evil: Thank y-, wait, that's right... Unibrau...
Frau: Docta?
Dr. Evil: Never mind...
*******************************
Dr. Evil: Hey sweet mama... I gotta get back to da future.
Frau: Goodbye... my love.
*Dr. Evil goes back to '90s*
*When he appears, he sees Number Two talking to Starbucks employee "So, how bout we get together at my place, and make some money dirty?" "Uhh... I think itsa kinda sleezy to sleepa with my bossa... so, I gotta saya, GO AWAY!" "Damn! Oh, right, Dr. Evil, Mini-me has been waiting."*
Dr. Evil: Good... good... So, how was his check up? Good? Good. Mini-me, c'mere, papa wants to give you a hug.
Mini-me: *happily nods*
Dr. Evil: So, how bout we have some coffee? Do you like coffee? No? Does it make you hyper-crazy? Me too.
Mini-me: *shrugs*
Dr. Evil: Ok, Number Two start the GREAT MULTI-DIMENSIONAL PORTAL!!! *does the pinky-lip thingy* Oh, and Frau, do that yell thing that annoys the shit outta me.
You, random employee number seven hundred forty three, open the com-screen *employee nods nervously, thinks to self `Shit! What happened to the other seven hundred forty two?!?'*
Frau: Start up the GM-DP! *has that leather outfit, smacks riding crop* *Dr. Evil and Mini-me flinch*
Dr. Evil: Mr. President! *president is seen with his teeth being cleaned and beautiful women sticks her head up and her face is seen just above the his ahmm! `happy spot' "Ok, Destiny, your done, Bill, pay her three thousand."
President: *doesn't notice Dr. Evil*
Dr. Evil: MR. PRESIDENT, GODDAMN, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOUR HOOKERS!
President: *finally notices* What is it that you want, Dr. Evil?
Dr. Evil: *pinky to lip thingy* ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Entire Presidential Staff: *break out laughing, president bangs his head on table "OW!"*
Mini-me: Eeeeee, eeeee *taps Dr. Evil on his arm, shows ten fingers then spells out `billion' in sign language*
Dr. Evil: Oh, right! I meant, TEN BILLION DOLLARS! *does pinky lip thingy, sort of unsurely*
President: *calmed down* Or you'll do what, Dr. Evil?
Dr. Evil: I will use my GREAT MULTI-DIMENSIONAL PORTAL TO GO TO ANOTHER DIMENSION AND GATHER POWERFUL CREATURES SLASH BEASTS SLASH DEMON-THINGIES! And here is a shot of my *does trademark `air quotes' thingy* `por-tal' *
End prologue...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
REVIEW, DAMMIT! .