The turbolift stopped at deck 10. Both Janeway and Osama bin Laden get out of the turbolift and walk to the mess hall. Janeway and Laden went to a table and sat down. A few seconds later Neelix came up to them.
Janeway: What are you doing here?
Neelix: I am the chef.
Janeway: Oh. (Slaps hand against forehead)
Neelix: What would you and the gentle man like?
Laden: Do you have goats milk?
Neelix: I'm sure I can get you some. And how about you captain?
Janeway: Anything with Alcohol in it.
Neelix: Ok, I'll be right back.
Janeway: So, why are you this far in space?
Laden: I don't remember. All that I do remember is a few explosions.
Janeway: After we eat I'll give you a tour of the ship.
Laden: Sweeeetness
A few minutes pass by and Neelix returns with the drinks.
Neelix: Here are your drinks.
Laden: gimme
Neelix gives Laden his drink.
Laden gulps it down.
Laden: ahhh, very good.
Janeway and Neelix look at each other.
Janeway and Neelix: Riiiiiiight
Neelix gives Jameway her drink and then leaves.
After Janeway plays a game of Tic Tac Toe with Laden, they both leave the mess hall and go to the bridge. Janeway and Laden get out of the turbolift and step onto the bridge. Janeway gives Laden a tour of the bridge.
Janeway: Well, what do think?
Laden: Cool, what does this button do?
Osama presses a button on a console and a torpedo fires.
Laden: How about this button?
Computer: Self-Destruct initiated.
Bin Laden presses a few more buttons before Tuvok could hold him still.
Janeway: Computer deactivate Self-Destruct.
Computer: Self-Destruct cancelled.
Janeway looks at Tuvok.
Janeway: Find a room for Mr. Laden and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.
Tuvok: Aye Captain.
Janeway: All senior officers report to the conference room.
Tom, Harry, Seven, Neelix, Chakotay, B'lanna, The Doctor, and Janeway enter the conference room. All of them sit down except for Janeway.
Janeway: Report.
Harry: Well I found some interesting information on Osama bin Laden. Apparently he is pretty famous.
Tom: But famous in a bad way.
Janeway: How so?
Tom: He's a terrorist.
Doc: Great, all this ship needs is more trouble.
Janeway: Doctor!
Doc: But its true.
Janeway: Janeway to Tuvok........Tuvok respond.
Tuvok: Captain I'm being attacked by sheep.
Janeway: How many?
Tuvok: Can't tell........too many.
Janeway: Help is on the way Tuvok.
Janeway and the rest of the crew walk back onto the bridge. As Janeway was about to sit down she slipped on a banana peel and fell face first onto Chakotay's lap.
Chakotay: Was that as fun for you as it was for me?
Janeway got up and sat down on her chair.
Janeway: Very Funny.
Harry: Captain, how about the red alert thingy?
Janeway: Oops. All hands...Red Alert.
Janeway: What are you doing here?
Neelix: I am the chef.
Janeway: Oh. (Slaps hand against forehead)
Neelix: What would you and the gentle man like?
Laden: Do you have goats milk?
Neelix: I'm sure I can get you some. And how about you captain?
Janeway: Anything with Alcohol in it.
Neelix: Ok, I'll be right back.
Janeway: So, why are you this far in space?
Laden: I don't remember. All that I do remember is a few explosions.
Janeway: After we eat I'll give you a tour of the ship.
Laden: Sweeeetness
A few minutes pass by and Neelix returns with the drinks.
Neelix: Here are your drinks.
Laden: gimme
Neelix gives Laden his drink.
Laden gulps it down.
Laden: ahhh, very good.
Janeway and Neelix look at each other.
Janeway and Neelix: Riiiiiiight
Neelix gives Jameway her drink and then leaves.
After Janeway plays a game of Tic Tac Toe with Laden, they both leave the mess hall and go to the bridge. Janeway and Laden get out of the turbolift and step onto the bridge. Janeway gives Laden a tour of the bridge.
Janeway: Well, what do think?
Laden: Cool, what does this button do?
Osama presses a button on a console and a torpedo fires.
Laden: How about this button?
Computer: Self-Destruct initiated.
Bin Laden presses a few more buttons before Tuvok could hold him still.
Janeway: Computer deactivate Self-Destruct.
Computer: Self-Destruct cancelled.
Janeway looks at Tuvok.
Janeway: Find a room for Mr. Laden and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.
Tuvok: Aye Captain.
Janeway: All senior officers report to the conference room.
Tom, Harry, Seven, Neelix, Chakotay, B'lanna, The Doctor, and Janeway enter the conference room. All of them sit down except for Janeway.
Janeway: Report.
Harry: Well I found some interesting information on Osama bin Laden. Apparently he is pretty famous.
Tom: But famous in a bad way.
Janeway: How so?
Tom: He's a terrorist.
Doc: Great, all this ship needs is more trouble.
Janeway: Doctor!
Doc: But its true.
Janeway: Janeway to Tuvok........Tuvok respond.
Tuvok: Captain I'm being attacked by sheep.
Janeway: How many?
Tuvok: Can't tell........too many.
Janeway: Help is on the way Tuvok.
Janeway and the rest of the crew walk back onto the bridge. As Janeway was about to sit down she slipped on a banana peel and fell face first onto Chakotay's lap.
Chakotay: Was that as fun for you as it was for me?
Janeway got up and sat down on her chair.
Janeway: Very Funny.
Harry: Captain, how about the red alert thingy?
Janeway: Oops. All hands...Red Alert.