Laden: Hee Hee Hee

Laden grunted as he walked down a corridor with a cup of goats milk in one hand and a phaser rifle in the other.

A girl came out of her quaters and looked at a man coming down the hallway.

Naomi: Santaaaaaaa

Laden: Huh?

Naomi: Well?

Laden: Well what?

Naomi: Where are all your presents?

Laden: What are you talking about.

Naomi grabbed bin Laden's beard and pulled.

Laden: Merciful Allah, What is this creature.

Naomi: Nice try Santa, where's my presents.

Laden: I don't have any presents. NOw go away.

Naomi: Come on Santa, I want my presents.

Laden: I'm not Santa.

Naomi: Yes you are.

Laden: Ok, I'm going to tell you something, but don't get angry. ok.

Naomi: OK

Laden: There is no Santa. Parents just made that up.

Naomi: That's not true. I'm telling Neelix.

Naomi runs down the corridor crying her eyes out.

Laden: Stupid Bitch.

Suddenly the ground beneath him shakes.

Laden: Ahhhhhh earthquake.

bin Laden starts running in circles. He gets so dizzy that he ends up running into the wall and knocking himself out.

Back on the bridge.

Janeway: On Screen.

Janeway looks at the viewscreen and sees a Borg Cuge and a Rubix Cube.