Chap 6: Of Bunnies and Borg
Janeway: This is more serious than I thought.
Chakotay: I know what you mean.
Janeway: Mr. Parris start giving out Phaser Rifles and night vision goggles to anyone that can carry them. We need to get those Borg and Bunnies off our ship. Is that understood?
Harry: But their so fuzzy.
Janeway: Shut-up Harry!
Harry: Yes sir! er Ma'am.
Janeway: Tuvok have you found out exactly where we are?
Tuvok: Yes, I have.
Janeway: Welllllll?
Tuvok: We seemed to entered Fluidic Space.
Janeway turned her head to Chakotay
Janeway: Maybe we'll see your girlfriend again.
Chakotay: She wasn't my girlfriend. She was just a one night stand.
Harry: Yeah, A one species stand.
Janeway and Chakotay: Shut-up Harry!
The Turbolift Doors opened and a small metal ball rooled onto the bridge. It started to make a high pitch noise.
Janeway: Tom destroy that thing.
But before Tom could raise his phaser he and the bridge crew fell to the ground unconscience.
When Janeway awoke she and her entire crew were in one huge Borg holding area. Janeway tried to walk out of the room, but a Borg force field and a cup of coffee stopped her. Janeway saw 2 Borg come toward her. After a few seconds she couldn't believe what she saw.
Borg Queen: Janeway, it's been too long.
Janeway: No it hasn't.
Borg Queen: You're right, it hasn't. But this time I will assimilate you because I have help.
Janeway turned to the other Borg.
Janeway: Osama!
Janeway felt the ship slow down.
Janeway: Where are we?
Borg Queen: My home.
Janeway: What about my ship?
Borg Queen: Your ship and its bunnies will be assimilated. Then I'm going to assimilate Earth. And you are going to help me
Osama laughed and farted.
Borg Queen: Now, who's first?
Harry: Me,Me,Me.
Entire Voyager crew except Harry: Shut-up Harry!
Borg Queen: I know who to assimilate, Where's Seven of Nine?
Janeway: This is more serious than I thought.
Chakotay: I know what you mean.
Janeway: Mr. Parris start giving out Phaser Rifles and night vision goggles to anyone that can carry them. We need to get those Borg and Bunnies off our ship. Is that understood?
Harry: But their so fuzzy.
Janeway: Shut-up Harry!
Harry: Yes sir! er Ma'am.
Janeway: Tuvok have you found out exactly where we are?
Tuvok: Yes, I have.
Janeway: Welllllll?
Tuvok: We seemed to entered Fluidic Space.
Janeway turned her head to Chakotay
Janeway: Maybe we'll see your girlfriend again.
Chakotay: She wasn't my girlfriend. She was just a one night stand.
Harry: Yeah, A one species stand.
Janeway and Chakotay: Shut-up Harry!
The Turbolift Doors opened and a small metal ball rooled onto the bridge. It started to make a high pitch noise.
Janeway: Tom destroy that thing.
But before Tom could raise his phaser he and the bridge crew fell to the ground unconscience.
When Janeway awoke she and her entire crew were in one huge Borg holding area. Janeway tried to walk out of the room, but a Borg force field and a cup of coffee stopped her. Janeway saw 2 Borg come toward her. After a few seconds she couldn't believe what she saw.
Borg Queen: Janeway, it's been too long.
Janeway: No it hasn't.
Borg Queen: You're right, it hasn't. But this time I will assimilate you because I have help.
Janeway turned to the other Borg.
Janeway: Osama!
Janeway felt the ship slow down.
Janeway: Where are we?
Borg Queen: My home.
Janeway: What about my ship?
Borg Queen: Your ship and its bunnies will be assimilated. Then I'm going to assimilate Earth. And you are going to help me
Osama laughed and farted.
Borg Queen: Now, who's first?
Harry: Me,Me,Me.
Entire Voyager crew except Harry: Shut-up Harry!
Borg Queen: I know who to assimilate, Where's Seven of Nine?