How to seduce a Gundam Pilot
By: Sage Da Phreek
G-Boys arn't mine. This is based on "how to suduce your eggplant" by Paul Goodman. Shut-up Mato-chan. IT"S FOR YOU!
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How to seduce a Gundam Pilot by Sage Da Phreek.
Step one, of course, is to obtain a Gundam Pilot, if ou do not already have one locked up in your friend's basement. The easiest method it to go to your local OZ Base. It is important to refrain from let on that your interest in the Gundam Pilot is at all amorous, for this thing is looked down upon by most guards or menial officers. A stern look accompanied by the phrase," I am taking this Gundam pilot to be questioned by Trieze-sama, not for the purposes of seduction," will usually assure your true intent remains secret.
The actual seduction of the Gundam pilot is a bit more difficult than it might sound. Sexual assault of a Gundam Pilot would be simple enough for any fan-girl or boy. But the seduction implies an actual arousal and mental conquest of the pilot, something that is difficult to gage.
One aid in this is to attach reflective tape, mood rings and stick on chibi-eyes to your Gundam Pilot, allowing you to stare into his eyes at an opportune moment.
The conversation in the car should be one of general pleasantries, not a macho swagger of, "Boy, just wait until I get *you* alone tonight," as you will have already lost the battle before it is fought.
Through out dinner and drinks you should become increasingly suggestive and include many allusions to the fact you are not Relena Peacecraft, nor are you from the Sank Kingdom.
Now you've got it made in the shade.
If you are in fact Relena Peacecraft, or from the Sank Kingdom, and happen to be reading this on accident, please refer to our," how to find cheap love with a Gundam Pilot without being shot or mobbed by rabid fan-girls, "segment. Forth coming.
By: Sage Da Phreek
G-Boys arn't mine. This is based on "how to suduce your eggplant" by Paul Goodman. Shut-up Mato-chan. IT"S FOR YOU!
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How to seduce a Gundam Pilot by Sage Da Phreek.
Step one, of course, is to obtain a Gundam Pilot, if ou do not already have one locked up in your friend's basement. The easiest method it to go to your local OZ Base. It is important to refrain from let on that your interest in the Gundam Pilot is at all amorous, for this thing is looked down upon by most guards or menial officers. A stern look accompanied by the phrase," I am taking this Gundam pilot to be questioned by Trieze-sama, not for the purposes of seduction," will usually assure your true intent remains secret.
The actual seduction of the Gundam pilot is a bit more difficult than it might sound. Sexual assault of a Gundam Pilot would be simple enough for any fan-girl or boy. But the seduction implies an actual arousal and mental conquest of the pilot, something that is difficult to gage.
One aid in this is to attach reflective tape, mood rings and stick on chibi-eyes to your Gundam Pilot, allowing you to stare into his eyes at an opportune moment.
The conversation in the car should be one of general pleasantries, not a macho swagger of, "Boy, just wait until I get *you* alone tonight," as you will have already lost the battle before it is fought.
Through out dinner and drinks you should become increasingly suggestive and include many allusions to the fact you are not Relena Peacecraft, nor are you from the Sank Kingdom.
Now you've got it made in the shade.
If you are in fact Relena Peacecraft, or from the Sank Kingdom, and happen to be reading this on accident, please refer to our," how to find cheap love with a Gundam Pilot without being shot or mobbed by rabid fan-girls, "segment. Forth coming.