A/N: Kazooie-bashing has gotten out of hand. If you hate Kazooie and like
Kazooie-bashers, please stick your head in a bucket of sulfuric acid or
don't read this story.
"KAZOOIE SUCKS!!!!" SAID THE CRAZED AUTHOR BEFORE GETTING HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF WITH A BAZOOKA
Banjo and Kazooie were walking to Mumbo's hut when a crazed author came and mauled Kazooie. Kazooie then killed him with a grenade egg. "When will this stop? Am I Frankenstein or something?" just then, several angry villagers with pitchforks and torches came and chased Banjo and Kazooie to DK Island. Then Diddy Kong, dressed in an Indiana Jones outfit, jumped off of one of the numerous palm trees. He shouted some words I won't repeat in this story because of the rating and unloaded several hundred peanuts into the Kazooie bashers. "Is this crappy fanfic over yet?" asked Banjo to no one in particular. "No, it'll go on for another chapter, I think," said Diddyana Jones.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
A/N: Yes, I'll probably post another chapter. Tough luck. And if you flame, these are the rules:
1.You can't call me a/an _____, or you'll be a bigger ____.
2.Use a quote from a movie, book, or play. (Got that from another author.)
3.If you insult me, please leave your name, country, state and address so I can come to your house and use a meat cleaver to… You figure it out.
4.Use the words "grotesque", "conspicuous", and "eldritch", even if you don't know what they mean. Example of usage: "This author is an idiot. He made several eldritch spelling errors, and the plot isn't too conspicuous. Thus, I deem this story a grotesque abomination with no plot. 'I'll be back.'-Terminator"
"KAZOOIE SUCKS!!!!" SAID THE CRAZED AUTHOR BEFORE GETTING HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF WITH A BAZOOKA
Banjo and Kazooie were walking to Mumbo's hut when a crazed author came and mauled Kazooie. Kazooie then killed him with a grenade egg. "When will this stop? Am I Frankenstein or something?" just then, several angry villagers with pitchforks and torches came and chased Banjo and Kazooie to DK Island. Then Diddy Kong, dressed in an Indiana Jones outfit, jumped off of one of the numerous palm trees. He shouted some words I won't repeat in this story because of the rating and unloaded several hundred peanuts into the Kazooie bashers. "Is this crappy fanfic over yet?" asked Banjo to no one in particular. "No, it'll go on for another chapter, I think," said Diddyana Jones.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
A/N: Yes, I'll probably post another chapter. Tough luck. And if you flame, these are the rules:
1.You can't call me a/an _____, or you'll be a bigger ____.
2.Use a quote from a movie, book, or play. (Got that from another author.)
3.If you insult me, please leave your name, country, state and address so I can come to your house and use a meat cleaver to… You figure it out.
4.Use the words "grotesque", "conspicuous", and "eldritch", even if you don't know what they mean. Example of usage: "This author is an idiot. He made several eldritch spelling errors, and the plot isn't too conspicuous. Thus, I deem this story a grotesque abomination with no plot. 'I'll be back.'-Terminator"