A/N: Due to the good reviews people have sent, I've made another chapter.
Thanks everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes I'm insane and sugar high.)
YES THERE IS ANOTHER CHAPTER, WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
Banjo, Kazooie, and the weird Diddyana Jones guy created by the insane and sugar-high author looked down at the smoking bodies. "Oh Ultimate Fan, we hardly knew ye," said someone who was later identified by his dental records. Diddyana Jones grabbed a machete and a magnum and did many violent things to him. Then several more Kazooie bashers (there seems to be an unlimited supply of them) with machine guns came and chased our heroes into a cave. "What should we do?" asked Kazooie. "I have a plan," said Diddyana Jones.
"Oh no! We are surrounded!" said Banjo in a sort of monotone. "We must surrender Kazooie!" said Diddyana in the same monotone. Then they pushed into plain view something that looked like Kazooie, but you couldn't really tell since it was tied up from head to toe. "Kazooie" was immediately altered to resemble Swiss cheese. Banjo, Kazooie, and Diddyana Jones waited until they heard clicking, and made the Kazooie bashers resemble Swiss cheese that had been holepunched multiple times. Thus were DK Isle and Spiral Mountain cleared of Kazooie bashers… For the time being.
THE END?
YES THERE IS ANOTHER CHAPTER, WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
Banjo, Kazooie, and the weird Diddyana Jones guy created by the insane and sugar-high author looked down at the smoking bodies. "Oh Ultimate Fan, we hardly knew ye," said someone who was later identified by his dental records. Diddyana Jones grabbed a machete and a magnum and did many violent things to him. Then several more Kazooie bashers (there seems to be an unlimited supply of them) with machine guns came and chased our heroes into a cave. "What should we do?" asked Kazooie. "I have a plan," said Diddyana Jones.
"Oh no! We are surrounded!" said Banjo in a sort of monotone. "We must surrender Kazooie!" said Diddyana in the same monotone. Then they pushed into plain view something that looked like Kazooie, but you couldn't really tell since it was tied up from head to toe. "Kazooie" was immediately altered to resemble Swiss cheese. Banjo, Kazooie, and Diddyana Jones waited until they heard clicking, and made the Kazooie bashers resemble Swiss cheese that had been holepunched multiple times. Thus were DK Isle and Spiral Mountain cleared of Kazooie bashers… For the time being.
THE END?