(A/N: Our friend Cathy went temporarily insane for the writing of this chapter... Too much sugar was given to the poor dear, and that is the explanation of why this is so insane.... Enjoy my friends...)
Chapter 29: The Insane Dream, Co Co Cabana, Another strange part of the Insane dream, The Insane American Muggles, and Insanity. (Even the person who wrote this chapter is insane!!! Everything is insane!)
At exactly the same moment, on January 10th, Meagan and Cate fell asleep at exactly the same moment (Insane?) But that isn't the strange part... They had the same strange dream....
~*~
Focus was on a small house, with a neon sign that read, "Welcome to Snape's Cocktail House" Four people walked inside, as if on a double date. These four people were Harry and Meagan, and Cate and Bellum. Taking a comfortable (not really) seat in the lounge, with their drinks, they waited for the "Friday Night Show" to start. And alas, it did...
A figure appeared on the tiny stage, wearing a smart yellow cocktail dress. (Scary, eh?) And much to everyone's surprise (Or rather horror) the person was Draco Malfoy. He pranced on the stage, and there was a spotlight shining on him. He began to sing....
"His name was Draco, he was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in his hair and his dress cut down to there.
He would meringue and does the cha-cha
And while he tried to be a star, Snape always held the bar
They worked from nine till four,
Across the crowded floor,
They were young and had each other who could ask for more!
At Snape's house,
Snape's house cabana
The hottest place north of Havana
Here at Snape's house
Snape's house cabaanaaaa
Magic and passion was always the fashion
At the Snaaaaaaaaaaape's house...
They fell in love..."
~INTERMISSION~
Everyone was stunned. Cate had reacted to this like Meagan usually did-with insane laughter. Meagan, however, reacted much like Cate usually did-an unblinking stare of pure shock. Cate has spit her cocktail (Everything at Snape's Cocktail House had something to do with cocktails...) all over Bellum, who was laughing equally hard...
~*~
"AAAAAHHH!" Meagan shrieked, sitting up. She had waked up, and had enough of that dream. It was flat out freaky. Seeing that Harry was still asleep, she sat back down silently, and drifted back off to sleep...
This was a different scene. A different dream. But strangely enough, Cate and Meagan were still having the same dream...
~*~
The setting was The Ice Palace. It was a Palace made of Ice. Here sat Cate, in heavy furs, with a fire going... There was ice everywhere. The floor was ice. Everything was ice. A frightened servant sat bowed in front of Cate. (Seem more like her?) There was a horrible singing noise in the background... A few more terrified servants were issued forth from a door,
as if thrown up.
"HHHAAAPPY BIIIIRRRTHHDAAAAA-AY-AY-AY-AY TOOO MEEE!" Could be heard in the background.
Cate pointed to the door, and all 5 servants hurried back to it... off to control the noise. Then there was a knock on the door. Cate answered it herself, shivering. (Cate in the Ice Palace? Cate hates cold.. that's why this is weird...) Meagan stood there. For a happy visit.
"Welcome!" Cate greeted. The shouting was still going on, or was it supposed to be singing? "SHUT UP DOWN THERE! DON'T MAKE ME SEND THESERVANTS AGAIN!" She shrieked. She cleared her throat. " Well, yes. In case you were wondering, that is the naked man."
Meagan stared. "Naked man? How did you acquire such a thing?"
"He was trying to climb my fence. I threw stones at him, nearly killing him, but doing a good deed, the kind person that I am, I brought him in. He refuses to wear clothes though, and causes a racket. The servants are all riled up now, and I don't know what to do!"
At that point, about 20 or so rather beaten servants appeared, all pale and sick-like. They looked at Cate, and all bowed in unison.
"Where is he? Has he shut up?" The answer to that question was obvious, as the song London's Burning could be heard. But to add to that, the naked man appeared, naked indeed, no clothes at all, starting to jig, while singing London's burning... "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU FOOLISH MEN TOBRING ME A MAP! NOT THE NAKED MAN!"
The servants shuffle nervously, wondering if they shall all be sent to the torture chamber at once, or one by one. The mad man seems oblivious to it all and continues to jig up and down singing "London's Burning."
"Do you like my servants Meagan? I shall give you 10 of them, yours to torture forever. Well, until they die at least..."
"Oh joy! And I have the perfect place for them!" Meagan answered, thinking of a small basement cupboard.
The naked man, remains in the middle of the great guest-front room, he continues to jig. "Tell me good sir do you have any idea where you are?" Cate asked.
Suddenly the mad man stops jigging and stares at a candle near by. He falls to his knees and bows towards the candle singing "I SERVE YOU MASTER,OH MASTER OF LIGHT!"
"What on earth! Snap out of it dear fool, it is but a candle!" Bending down towards the naked man, Cate took back her hand and accelerated forward with tremendous speed, slapping the man right across his face. The naked man, fell to the floor and then suddenly springs back up again, undaunted by Cate's wrath, he jigs towards a Persian table shouting "MOTHER! MOTHER HOW I MISSED YOU! MOTHER!"
Landing right in front of Meagan's feet, Meagan closed her eyes and gave him a mighty kick... right down the icy stairs.. " Now I need new shoes!" she said disgustedly.
Cate's eyes widened as she not only saw but also heard the naked man, plunge down 97 steps to the horrible ice carpet on the ground floor hall. "My, god, I wonder, if he's still alive or if he's stained the carpet?" Cate said curiously.
Wrapping her purple coat around her she slides down the banister of the stairs and accidentally falls on top of the naked man.
"EEEEWWW! COOTIES!" frantically she managed to roll herself off the naked man, who is still unconscious. Cate, gasping, calls up to Meagan, "He's still alive! His disgusting hairy chest is still moving up and down! Wait a minute.. while I get him some clothes..."
Cate and four gawping servants, drag the now semi-conscious naked man across the freezing ice carpet, into an invisible room, which only showed itself when Cate uttered a strange cluster of words. I'll be back in a minute Cathy, I'm just going to have to find this naked being some clothes, I don't actually have any men's clothing. I suppose address shall do...I doubt he can suffer any more embarrassment. While later Cate returns pushing an ice trolley, on which a large cape has been draped over a large object. Cate is very excited~ "Look! Meagan, this is truly amazing! BEHOLD THE NAKED MAN!" At this she pulls of the cloak to reveal the naked man in a smart, little yellow cocktail dress. Cate's eyes widen as she suddenly realizes the identity of the naked man. She screams, "MALFOY!!!!!"
Meagan screams loudly as well, and nearly kills a servant with the candlestick she throws in surprise, but miss calculated her aim at poor Malfoy, knocking him out cold.
"Remember when Malfoy was so full of himself?" Cate asked. "And now he's content to jigging around naked... Shameful, really..."
"So he ended up here? In your basement? Jigging around naked? Too bad... Really.."
For a long time, Cate went on explaining the long story. While all the while, Malfoy jigged around in the yellow cocktail dress, singing the theme tune for My Little Pony...
~*~
It was Cate's turn to wake up now. She screamed very loudly, and knocked Bellum straight off the bed, hitting the floor with an "Oomph!" Cate gasped, falling off too, then breaking into laughter.. Then, pulling Bellum back to the bed once she had climbed back up, she went back to sleep. It as all such a shame that neither ate or Meagan remember anything at
all from the dream. As long as they lived, they would never remember even a tiny bit of it...
(this is the part where something happens...)
That morning, Cate packed up for she and Bellum, and ordered Dolere and acere to pack as well. They were going to America. Dolere said a hurried goodbye to Malfoy.. Who had n idea... Well, no one else did anymore anyways. one remembered the dream.. Terrible shame...
~*~
But they headed off to America. They appeared in a large white building. It was just their luck there happened to be a few people in it. 4people. Muggles. They were playing some sort of game. There were 2 girls and 2 boys. They were all rather short, except for the boy with black hair and hazel green eyes. The other boy, had blue eyes and hair that bordered between light brown and blonde. The first girl was extremely skinny and short, with blondish brown hair. The last one had deep brown eyes and dark brown hair. She fell to the floor, with a ball in her hands. They were playing basketball. The boys were staring at Cate, but the girls were giving everyone an interesting look... The girl with dark hair muttered something that sounded a lot like, "Whore!"
"Hello. Who are you delightful children? Care to give a few strangers some information?" Cate said with a horrible fake smile.
"I'm Cathy." said the girl with dark brown hair. She glared and crossed her arms. She was still giving them suspicious looks.
"I'm Tiff!" Said the other girl. She looked very sweet and friendly.
"Sean." said the boy with dark hair. He smiled at them.
"Brandon." said the last boy, looking at Cate without blinking. Cathy gave him a rather obvious hard punch in the arm. "OUCH CAT! THAT HURT!"
Sean and Tiff giggled. These people are insane. Cate thought. They lost attention in the group, as Cathy and Tiff chased Brandon and Sean around the gymnasium. There was much shouting, and "NOOOO!!! BRANDON COOTIES!" Well, that was mostly Cathy, who appeared to have been given too much sugar. They were insane. Tiff was singing, and Sean was dancing, while Brandon and Cathy ducked it out in a fistfight. All playful of course...
"Well, moving on.. We'll find different muggles to help with this plan..." Cate said rather loudly.
Then they left. It was simple. The Muggles shrugged and went about their business once more...
Chapter 29: The Insane Dream, Co Co Cabana, Another strange part of the Insane dream, The Insane American Muggles, and Insanity. (Even the person who wrote this chapter is insane!!! Everything is insane!)
At exactly the same moment, on January 10th, Meagan and Cate fell asleep at exactly the same moment (Insane?) But that isn't the strange part... They had the same strange dream....
~*~
Focus was on a small house, with a neon sign that read, "Welcome to Snape's Cocktail House" Four people walked inside, as if on a double date. These four people were Harry and Meagan, and Cate and Bellum. Taking a comfortable (not really) seat in the lounge, with their drinks, they waited for the "Friday Night Show" to start. And alas, it did...
A figure appeared on the tiny stage, wearing a smart yellow cocktail dress. (Scary, eh?) And much to everyone's surprise (Or rather horror) the person was Draco Malfoy. He pranced on the stage, and there was a spotlight shining on him. He began to sing....
"His name was Draco, he was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in his hair and his dress cut down to there.
He would meringue and does the cha-cha
And while he tried to be a star, Snape always held the bar
They worked from nine till four,
Across the crowded floor,
They were young and had each other who could ask for more!
At Snape's house,
Snape's house cabana
The hottest place north of Havana
Here at Snape's house
Snape's house cabaanaaaa
Magic and passion was always the fashion
At the Snaaaaaaaaaaape's house...
They fell in love..."
~INTERMISSION~
Everyone was stunned. Cate had reacted to this like Meagan usually did-with insane laughter. Meagan, however, reacted much like Cate usually did-an unblinking stare of pure shock. Cate has spit her cocktail (Everything at Snape's Cocktail House had something to do with cocktails...) all over Bellum, who was laughing equally hard...
~*~
"AAAAAHHH!" Meagan shrieked, sitting up. She had waked up, and had enough of that dream. It was flat out freaky. Seeing that Harry was still asleep, she sat back down silently, and drifted back off to sleep...
This was a different scene. A different dream. But strangely enough, Cate and Meagan were still having the same dream...
~*~
The setting was The Ice Palace. It was a Palace made of Ice. Here sat Cate, in heavy furs, with a fire going... There was ice everywhere. The floor was ice. Everything was ice. A frightened servant sat bowed in front of Cate. (Seem more like her?) There was a horrible singing noise in the background... A few more terrified servants were issued forth from a door,
as if thrown up.
"HHHAAAPPY BIIIIRRRTHHDAAAAA-AY-AY-AY-AY TOOO MEEE!" Could be heard in the background.
Cate pointed to the door, and all 5 servants hurried back to it... off to control the noise. Then there was a knock on the door. Cate answered it herself, shivering. (Cate in the Ice Palace? Cate hates cold.. that's why this is weird...) Meagan stood there. For a happy visit.
"Welcome!" Cate greeted. The shouting was still going on, or was it supposed to be singing? "SHUT UP DOWN THERE! DON'T MAKE ME SEND THESERVANTS AGAIN!" She shrieked. She cleared her throat. " Well, yes. In case you were wondering, that is the naked man."
Meagan stared. "Naked man? How did you acquire such a thing?"
"He was trying to climb my fence. I threw stones at him, nearly killing him, but doing a good deed, the kind person that I am, I brought him in. He refuses to wear clothes though, and causes a racket. The servants are all riled up now, and I don't know what to do!"
At that point, about 20 or so rather beaten servants appeared, all pale and sick-like. They looked at Cate, and all bowed in unison.
"Where is he? Has he shut up?" The answer to that question was obvious, as the song London's Burning could be heard. But to add to that, the naked man appeared, naked indeed, no clothes at all, starting to jig, while singing London's burning... "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU FOOLISH MEN TOBRING ME A MAP! NOT THE NAKED MAN!"
The servants shuffle nervously, wondering if they shall all be sent to the torture chamber at once, or one by one. The mad man seems oblivious to it all and continues to jig up and down singing "London's Burning."
"Do you like my servants Meagan? I shall give you 10 of them, yours to torture forever. Well, until they die at least..."
"Oh joy! And I have the perfect place for them!" Meagan answered, thinking of a small basement cupboard.
The naked man, remains in the middle of the great guest-front room, he continues to jig. "Tell me good sir do you have any idea where you are?" Cate asked.
Suddenly the mad man stops jigging and stares at a candle near by. He falls to his knees and bows towards the candle singing "I SERVE YOU MASTER,OH MASTER OF LIGHT!"
"What on earth! Snap out of it dear fool, it is but a candle!" Bending down towards the naked man, Cate took back her hand and accelerated forward with tremendous speed, slapping the man right across his face. The naked man, fell to the floor and then suddenly springs back up again, undaunted by Cate's wrath, he jigs towards a Persian table shouting "MOTHER! MOTHER HOW I MISSED YOU! MOTHER!"
Landing right in front of Meagan's feet, Meagan closed her eyes and gave him a mighty kick... right down the icy stairs.. " Now I need new shoes!" she said disgustedly.
Cate's eyes widened as she not only saw but also heard the naked man, plunge down 97 steps to the horrible ice carpet on the ground floor hall. "My, god, I wonder, if he's still alive or if he's stained the carpet?" Cate said curiously.
Wrapping her purple coat around her she slides down the banister of the stairs and accidentally falls on top of the naked man.
"EEEEWWW! COOTIES!" frantically she managed to roll herself off the naked man, who is still unconscious. Cate, gasping, calls up to Meagan, "He's still alive! His disgusting hairy chest is still moving up and down! Wait a minute.. while I get him some clothes..."
Cate and four gawping servants, drag the now semi-conscious naked man across the freezing ice carpet, into an invisible room, which only showed itself when Cate uttered a strange cluster of words. I'll be back in a minute Cathy, I'm just going to have to find this naked being some clothes, I don't actually have any men's clothing. I suppose address shall do...I doubt he can suffer any more embarrassment. While later Cate returns pushing an ice trolley, on which a large cape has been draped over a large object. Cate is very excited~ "Look! Meagan, this is truly amazing! BEHOLD THE NAKED MAN!" At this she pulls of the cloak to reveal the naked man in a smart, little yellow cocktail dress. Cate's eyes widen as she suddenly realizes the identity of the naked man. She screams, "MALFOY!!!!!"
Meagan screams loudly as well, and nearly kills a servant with the candlestick she throws in surprise, but miss calculated her aim at poor Malfoy, knocking him out cold.
"Remember when Malfoy was so full of himself?" Cate asked. "And now he's content to jigging around naked... Shameful, really..."
"So he ended up here? In your basement? Jigging around naked? Too bad... Really.."
For a long time, Cate went on explaining the long story. While all the while, Malfoy jigged around in the yellow cocktail dress, singing the theme tune for My Little Pony...
~*~
It was Cate's turn to wake up now. She screamed very loudly, and knocked Bellum straight off the bed, hitting the floor with an "Oomph!" Cate gasped, falling off too, then breaking into laughter.. Then, pulling Bellum back to the bed once she had climbed back up, she went back to sleep. It as all such a shame that neither ate or Meagan remember anything at
all from the dream. As long as they lived, they would never remember even a tiny bit of it...
(this is the part where something happens...)
That morning, Cate packed up for she and Bellum, and ordered Dolere and acere to pack as well. They were going to America. Dolere said a hurried goodbye to Malfoy.. Who had n idea... Well, no one else did anymore anyways. one remembered the dream.. Terrible shame...
~*~
But they headed off to America. They appeared in a large white building. It was just their luck there happened to be a few people in it. 4people. Muggles. They were playing some sort of game. There were 2 girls and 2 boys. They were all rather short, except for the boy with black hair and hazel green eyes. The other boy, had blue eyes and hair that bordered between light brown and blonde. The first girl was extremely skinny and short, with blondish brown hair. The last one had deep brown eyes and dark brown hair. She fell to the floor, with a ball in her hands. They were playing basketball. The boys were staring at Cate, but the girls were giving everyone an interesting look... The girl with dark hair muttered something that sounded a lot like, "Whore!"
"Hello. Who are you delightful children? Care to give a few strangers some information?" Cate said with a horrible fake smile.
"I'm Cathy." said the girl with dark brown hair. She glared and crossed her arms. She was still giving them suspicious looks.
"I'm Tiff!" Said the other girl. She looked very sweet and friendly.
"Sean." said the boy with dark hair. He smiled at them.
"Brandon." said the last boy, looking at Cate without blinking. Cathy gave him a rather obvious hard punch in the arm. "OUCH CAT! THAT HURT!"
Sean and Tiff giggled. These people are insane. Cate thought. They lost attention in the group, as Cathy and Tiff chased Brandon and Sean around the gymnasium. There was much shouting, and "NOOOO!!! BRANDON COOTIES!" Well, that was mostly Cathy, who appeared to have been given too much sugar. They were insane. Tiff was singing, and Sean was dancing, while Brandon and Cathy ducked it out in a fistfight. All playful of course...
"Well, moving on.. We'll find different muggles to help with this plan..." Cate said rather loudly.
Then they left. It was simple. The Muggles shrugged and went about their business once more...