The Terror
of the
Overlords
Joint writing of
Sabersonic
And
006G
Disclaimers:
Episode2A: Who's Bashing is it Anyway?
(Parody to "Who's Line is it Anyway?")
It has been over a month since the infamous Author Overlords had left. The Gundam Pilots and their allies have been waiting for the Authors to strike again, but they have yet to appear before them. They now believe that the Authors have no idea what to do to them so they are safe at the moment.
The group attends a Peace Gala in Brussels and all seems to be well; Heero and Relena are now dating, Trowa and Quatre are not afraid to show their relation to the public, Milliardo and Lucrezia Peacecraft are expecting a baby in about eight months. It seems all is going well for the Gundam Group. Many of the couples attending the Gala are now on the dance floor, the most noticable and talked about couple are Heero and Relena.
"They seem like a nice couple."
"A match made in heaven."
"Those two fit perfectly together." Were the complements to Heero and Relena.
"Such a sweet couple non?" A god-like voice boomed.
"Yah, too bad that we have to bug them again." The two voices were intimidating, but all too familiar to the Gundam Group. Then two people appeared upon the dance floor, fear streaked across the faces of the Gundam Group.
~*~
Sabersonic: Weee're baaaaack.
006g: And ready to wreck havoc.
G-group: OH NO, THE AUTHORS!!!!
Sabersonic: Yep, that's right. We're back and we got some fun planed out for you guys, hehehe.
006g: And it's going to be sweeeet. We're going to-
Sabersonic covers 006g's mouth to silence him.
Sabersonic: 006g! It's supposed to be a surprise.
006g: How are you doing ladies.
The G-girls clutch close to their significant others, if any.
Sabersonic: Now then, shall we go?
Just then a Preventer Security guard goes between the G-group and the Authors.
Preventer Guard: I can't let you do that.
006g: Oh no….?
Sabersonic and 006g then grab the Preventer Security Guard. Sabersonic paints a retrorocket out of nowhere and 006g straps the Preventer Security Guard onto the rocket.
Sabersonic: Say sayonara bucko!
006g: See you in med-school.
The rocket launched and it headed straight towards the Earth's natural satellite, the Moon.
Sabersonic: Salute!! *French teen for goodbye.*
006g: Send me a postcard!!!!
Sabersonic: Have a nice trip!!
006g: Enjoy your on flight SANDBOX!!!!
Sabersonic: See yah- *Slowly turns towards 006g* 006g? Sandbox?
006g: Oh I mean sift your sand.
Sabersonic slaps his hand to his forehead, then shakes his head.
Sabersonic: Oh never mind. Let's just take them to the studio.
006g: Can I torture Sally Po?
Sabersonic: That's what we're "somewhat" going to do right?
006g: What do you think about having dinner with me Sally?
Wufei Chang: NO, I WILL NOT PERMIT IT! IT'S INJUSTICE!!!
Sally Po: Wufei, I never knew that you cared?
Wufei Chang: Well I….
Sabersonic: Come on then, let's get a move on. We got a fic to do.
006g: Wufei stay out of my way or I'll take your women and show her a real man!!!
Sabersonic goes pale from this.
Sabersonic: I don't even want to know how. *shutters*
Wufei Chang: FACE THE FURRY OF NATAKU!!!!
Wufei pulls out a Katana from Hammerspace and charges at 006g.
006g: Before you do anything, you forgot something.
Wufei stops, but still aims Katana at 006g.
Wufei: AND WHAT IS THAT BAKA!!!
006g pulls out a laptop from hammerspace, types in something and then Wufei finds that his head is on backwards.
Wufei: KISAMA!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY *bleep.*
Sabersonic: 006g, what did you do to his *bleep*.
006g: I didn't do anything!
Wufei: You baka, my *bleep* is huge!
006g: You know this censor bleeping is getting on my nerves.
Sabersonic: Well we really can't do anything about it though. The rating is G.
006g: So, then make it R.
Sabersonic: We can't, no one is going to die in this fic horribly and bloody.
006g then makes puppy dog eyes at Sabersonic.
006g: Pleeeease?
Sabersonic: Alright then, I'll change it. Now turn around, that stare of yours is making me sick.
Sabersonic then turns towards the G-group, whom most look upon them with utter fear.
Sabersonic: Alright then, let's go.
006g: Lets.
006g then spins around and smoke appears from his hand, which obscures the G-group and the authors. Then a few moments later, the smoke dissipated and the group was still there.
006g: What happened?
Sabersonic: 006g, we can't do that.
006g: We can't?
Sabersonic nods his head. 006g hangs his head in defeat. Sabersonic then pulls out his laptop and types some things in.
Sabersonic: Okay then, time for our fanfiction.
The group disappears. Then they reappear upon a Television stage on chairs and there are the fanfiction readers in the audience who are clapping and then a sign appears that said "Who's Bashing is it Anyway?". The Authors are now seated at the Host Panel and they wave at the camera.
Sabersonic: Hello, and welcome to the improv comedy fanfiction "Who's Bashing is it Anyway?". We are your hosts this evening; Sabersonic-
006g: AND 006G!!! THE ULTIMATE LADIES MAN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVSERSE!!!!
Several cheers were made from female readers of the audience.
Sabersonic: Yes, and thank you for that "lovely" self-introduction. Now then, let's introduce our players. First off is the silent suicidal pilot of the Wing Gundams, please welcome to the guy known as Heero Yuy.
Several capping and hooting were made from the audience. There were also some cat calls from the female audience and Heero Yuy shyly blushed.
Sabersonic: And there are also rumors that his real name is Adin Lowe Jr. though we'll leave it up to him to decide what we should call him.
Heero Yuy: Heero's fine.
006g: Alright then, next is the braided baka of the Deathscythe and all out talker, please welcome Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell stands up and bows before the audience, who then cap and hoot at him.
Sabersonic: Next to him is the silent bang boy of the Heavy Arms Gundam and no stranger to hair gel, give a round of applause to Trowa Barton.
Audience claps at Trowa, Trowa does nothing.
006g: Next is the Wussy of wussys, the king of dorkness, the weak of the weak QUATRE RABA WINNER!!!
Loud clapping and hooting were heard. Quatre slowly stands up.
Quatre Winner: Actually, its' Raberba Winner, not Raba.
006g: What the fuck ever.
Sabersonic: Then we have the member of the Heman Women Hater's club, L5 Chapter President and obsessed with his Gundam, Wufei Chang!
Wufei Chang: I AM NOT!!!
Cat calls were called from the female audience, Wufie sits down with a blush on his face.
006g: Then there's the lovely peace keeper of the Earth Sphere, Relena Peacecraft-
Audience cheers.
006g: Or Darlian, or whatever her last name is.
Sabersonic: Silence! *To television camera* Then we have the Lucrezia Noin look-alike, Hilde Schbeiker.
Hilde Shbeiker: I DO NOT!!!
006g: Sure, whatever. Then we have the lovely, and lonely Catherine Boom.
Catherine Bloom then cries and attempts to get away from the stage, but two armored soldiers roughly pushed her down again. She continues to cry.
Sabersonic: And next we have the war-obsessed and-
006g: Cockroach faced!!
Sabersonic: 006g!*to camera* Member of the former White Fang and Romefeller factions, Dorothy Catalonia.
Tons of cat calls were made from the audience. 006g blows a kiss at Dorothy, but Sabersonic catches it and throws it away.
Sabersonic: No!
006g: That was rude. And then there is the medical from the Preventers, Sally Poo-
Sabersonic: It's Po.
006g: Whatever…
Salley Po: IT'S PRONOUNCED PO, P-O, PO!!!!
006g: Look like it's someone's time of the month again.
Sabersonic places his finger to lip to hush him.
Sabersonic: Do not say that in front of a woman. *Turns to camera* Let's not forget the Birdman impersonator, Milliardo Peacecraft.
Milliardo Peacecraft: WHAT!?!!
Sabersonic: Also known as Zechs Merquise, he is married to the Hilde Schbeiker look-alike, Lucrezia Peacecraft, nicked named Noin by her friends.
Lucrezia Peacecraft: I am not!
006g then whispers to Sabersonic. Sabersonic then looks at camera.
Sabersonic: And there are some late entries to this game.
Sabersonic then types something on his laptop and then Chief Noin and Marimeia appeared on chairs. They were about to stand up when the armored soldiers roughly pushed them back into their seats. A fifteenth seat was seen and the two Authors pull out a folder and threw out Trieze Kushrenada.
Marimeia: Father!-
Marimeia Kushrenada was about to run to her father when the Soldiers roughly sat her back into her seat. Trieze Kushrenada recovered from the drop and looks around and is frightened.
Treize Kushrenada: Am I-
The Authors nodded and the soldiers roughly grab him by his arm and almost dropped him in the chair.
Sabersonic: Now we have the split personality soldier of the former OZ and World Nation and current head of the Preventers, Chief Anne Une!!
The Audience cheers and clapped.
006g: Then we have the young tyrant from the Endless Walts movie, Marimeia Kushrenada.
The Aucience cheered louder than before.
Sabersonic: And last but not least-
Both Sabersonic and 006g: The aristro-crappy dictator, Trieze Kushrenada!
The Audience then lightly clapped to almost nil.
Sabersonic: And let's start the game. First we will play "The Dating Game", where one of our players will act as the eligible bachelor or bachelorette of a dating game show. The other players will answer the questions, exempt that they have to act according to what their cards say for them to act as. The objective of the game is to guess what the other players are acting. Only that there will be two rounds, considering the number of our guests. Six of our players will play out this charade, Heero, Wufei, Hilde, Marimeia, Relena and Catherine, will you all please step up to the stage.
The butts of the soldiers' rifles shoved the six players from their seats. Six chairs were placed in the stage, five clustered in a line and the sixth at a short distance from the. The six players were then forced into the seats. Then five of the players were given envelopes from the soldiers. They open it and they had mixed feelings about the game. Sabersonic then notices that 006g was snickering. He was going to regret it, but he asked.
Sabersonic: 006g, what did you do?
006g continues to snicker, but loudly this time.
Sabersonic: Nevermind, I really don't want to ask. *Turns to Catherine, who was the batchlorette.* Miss Bloom, would you mind as to start the game off.
Catherine Bloom: Okay…..Um, Contestant Number One, what would you say to me to woe me on our date?
Heero, who was contestant number on, was to act as "Hentai old Duo,". He shivered from the though, but then he had no choice. He could only think of one thing that could match that Duo Maxwell.
Heero Yuy *In Austin Powers Voice*: Well I'd say: "Hey there baby, how's about we go into the back of the bug and shag a little bit?" *Shivers in disgust after saying it.*
Catherine Bloom then blushed like a tomato from this. She hadn't expected Heero Yuy to say anything remotely like that. She was definitely enjoying the game.
Catherine Bloom: Contestant Number Two, same question.
Wufei Chang, who was to play "Both Chief Unes," wasn't sure what or how he should approach this situation, but then he never liked Chief Une, so he'd have a good alibi to insult her.
Wufei *In Cheesy Lady Une voice*: Well I would like to preach peace throughout the – NO, THERE MUST BE WAR IN SPACE!!!! *Laughs inwardly*
Catherine Bloom: Contestant Number Three, I'm feeling blue and depressed, what would you do to cheer me up?
Hilde, was to play a "Kid Obsessed with Sandboxes," and had an idea as to rack up some good points from the previous confrontation.
Hilde Schbeiker *In shy voice*: Um…we could play in the sandbox. Sift sand and…… build sand castles.
006g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Catherine Bloom lifts and eyebrow and looks at Hilde Shbeiker strangely. Hilde Shbeiker simply shrugged.
Chatherine Bloom: Okay, Contestant Number Four, same question.
Marimeia had to play "A Girl having Sex," and paled as to how to get out of that situation. Then she spied the soldier and figured that she had no choice.
Marimeia Kushrenada: Well I *moans softly*, what I mean is *Grunt* I-OH GOD YESS!!! GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME!!! *Marimeia shifts her body to the movements of love making.*
Sabersonic paled, 006g laugh extremely hard and lacking oxygen to his brain, the G-group was horrified as to what Marimeia was doing and stared angrily at 006g, especially Chief Une and Trieze Kushrenada.
Catherine Bloom: Ooookay. Contestant Number five, how would you sweep me off of my feet on our date?
Relena Peacecraft had to portray "Heero Obsessed Relena" and knew that 006g was insulting her. She didn't know why he was doing it, but she knew that it was insulting her.
Relena Peacecraft: Well I would *Looks around nervously*, like to try.
Relena then acts as if she sees something.
Relena Peacecraft: HEEEERRROOOO!!!! COME BACK TO ME HEERO!!!
Relena runs out of her chair and into a random direction. The soldier were going to capture her, but Sabersonic raised his open hand, saying to let her go.
Catherine Bloom: …………Right, Contestant Number Three, same question.
Hilde Shbeiker *Shy voice*: Um, go to a sandbox and make sandcastles?
Catherine Boom cocks and eyebrow. Not sure of what to do, she randomly points a finger at one of the players and paled.
Catherine Bloom: Contestant Number *shivers* Four, what would you consider a way to end our date?
Marimeia: OH YES!!! OH GOD YESS!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!-
*Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, BUZZZZZ*
006g: OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sabersonic: 006G!!! I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
006g: It was worth it!
Sabersonic grunts in annoyance.
Sabersonic: Catherine, guess now!
Catherine Bloom: Um…Austin Powers.
*Buzz*
006g: I'm sorry, but that was Hentai Old Duo.
Duo Maxwell: HEY!!!
Catherine Bloom: Okay, Lady Une, both versions.
*Buzz*
006g: Correct.
Chief Une eyed 006g angrily.
Catherine Bloom: 006g?
*Buzz*
006g: Incorrect, that was a kid obsessed with sandboxes-
Sabersonic: But close enough!
Catherine Bloom: Right, um…..getting laid by some guy?
*Buzz*
006g: That is correct.
Sabersonic, Chief Une, and Trieze Kushrenada angrily stared at 006g.
Catherine Bloom: And a girl obsessed with Heero.
*Buzz*
006g: I'm sorry, but it was a Heero-Obsessed Relena-
Sabersonic: But close enough!! Alright, same thing, my cards. *Drill Sergeant Voice* Treize, Une, Zechs, Noin, Sally, Trowa. Up here NOW!!!!
The players go to their assigned seating. Marimeia couldn't look at Chief Une and Trieze. Trieze places a hand upon her shoulder.
Trieze Kushrenada: It wasn't your fault.
The players have returned to their seats.
Sabersonic: *Drill Sergeant Voice* Trieze, start now!
Trieze: Right….Contestant Number One, If some person insults me, how would you defend me?
Chief Une, who was to play "On PMS.", did not want to get angry for she might return to her split personality persona again. But like Marimeia, she had no choice.
Chief Une: Why should I care? You're nothing but a lowlife pig! Get away from me!
Trieze looked hurt, but continued on.
Trieze Kushrenada: Contestant Number Two, what would you bring on our first date?
Milliardo Peacecraft was to act like "A man covered in ants", didn't want to directly answer that question.
Milliardo Peacecraft: Well I'd-*Scratches* Like I was saying-
Milliardo Peacecraft looked down and had the look of shock on my face.
Milliardo Peacecraft: OH MY GOD!!!!!
He collapses onto the floor and wriggles and scratches himself as he yells in agony.
Milliardo Peacecraft: THE PAIN, THE PAIN!!! SOMEONE GET SOME RAID!!!!!!
Trieze Kushrenada eyed his former friend and just shrugged.
Trieze Kushrenada: Contestant Number Three, same question.
Lucrezia Peacecraft was to play "Heero Yuy", and did not want to accidentally insult the young pilot, but she had to do it though.
Lucrezia Peacecraft: I don't know. Maybe my Gundam, some explosives and my favorite pair of shorts?
Trieze Kushrenada could see where this was going to.
Trieze Kushrenada: Contestant Number Four, what do you consider a romantic date?
Sally Po was to play "A baby" and she did not feel like acting it.
Sally Po: Goo goo ga gu? *drools.*
006g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sabersonic: Sally! Wipe your face!
Sally Po wipes her face with her sleeve and shudders in disgust.
Sally Po: Ga!
Trieze Kushrenada:…….
Sabersonic: Kushrenada, you can ask another question.
Trieze Kushrenada: Right, um Contestant Number-
Milliardo Peacecraft: THEY'RE EATING ME ALIVE!!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU BASTARDS HELP ME!!!!!
Then 006g then grabs a huge jar of real ants from hammerspace and was about to pour before-
Sabersonic: 006g, what the hell are you doing?
006g: Nothing, go back to what you were doing.
Sabersonic rolls his eyes, and then 006g opens the jar and was about to poor the ants all over Milliardo when Sabersonic jerked 006g's hand and the ants fell upon the authors.
006g: AAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sabersonic was annoyed, but he typed something on his laptop and the ant's disappear.
Sabersonic: Forgot about something.
006g was still covered in ants.
Sabersonic: Oops, sorry typo.
Sabersonic fixed whatever he typed in and the ants disappeared.
006g: You've could have done it earlier.
Sabersonic: Like I said, typo. *Turns towards players.* You were saying Trieze?
Trieze Kushrenada: Right, Number Five, same question.
Trowa Barton was to play "A man who just got bitten by a snake." He didn't like it for he was bitten before.
Trowa Barton: Well I- Ouch.
Trieze Kushrenada: What happened?
Trowa Barton: Well I-*starts to sweat heavily*. Is it hot in here or is it me?
Then Trowa shivers, his shivers become spasms and then he falls from his chair and he gargles his saliva and shakes uncontrollably.
Trowa Barton: Help me……
Lucrezia Peacecraft: Omme O Koshu.
Lucrezia Peacecraft shapes her hand into a gun towards Trowa Barton and imagines that she fired the gun at him. Trowa is still shaking uncontrollably.
Trowa Barton: Someone get the poison out.
Milliardo Peacecraft: HELP!!! I NEED HELP!!!!
Chief Une: I don't care, go away!
Sally Po: Ga ga goo…..*drools*
Sabersonic: Wipe your face Sally.
006g wipe Sally's face with sand paper.
Sally Po: WAAAAAA!!!!
Finding the opportunity, she slaps 006g.
006g: IIIEEEEE!!!! THAT HURT!
Sally Po: Ga ga goo ga!!
*buzz*
Sabersonic: Okay, this has gone long enough. Trieze, it's time to guess.
Trieze Kushrenada: Okay, um….is Number One angry.
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: I'm sorry, it was PMS.
Trieze Kushrenada: Right, Number Two was covered in insects.
Sabersonic: Could you be a little specific?
Treize Kushrenada:……ants?
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: Correct.
Trieze Kushrenada: Number Three was Heero.
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: Correct.
Trieze Kushrenada: Number Four was a baby and Number Five was bitten by a snake.
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: Correct. Trieze wins this round.
All players go back to their seats.
006g: Can I pick?
Sabersonic: Sure, whatever. Just don't do anything stupid.
006g:…..Right. This is the "Hoe-down"-
Sabersonic: 006g!!!
006g: What?
Sabersonic: That's at the end of the fic.
006g: Right….I got it! "Props." We give each pair, or three considering Une, Treize and Marimeia, an object and they have to make up a skit involving the prop. This is going to be funny!
Sabersonic: What do you mean?
Then 006g makes an electronic whooshing sound.
006g: "I see you're schwartz is as big as mine; now lets see how well you handle it."
Sabersonic places his hand upon his forehead.
Sabersonic: Oh god….
The Soldiers then push the players onto the stage and gave them the following objects: Trieze, Chief Une, and Marimeia with two Beach Balls; Heero and Relena with two Plastic Swords; Duo and Hilde with an umbrella; Trowa and Quatre with two sand shifters (Sabersonic: 006g!! 006g: What?); Wufei and Sally with an enlarge carrot; Milliardo and Lucrezia Peacecraft with blow up Sabersonic and 006g; Dorothy and Catherine with a football.
006g stands up and raises his hand like a Romen Emperor.
006g: Let the games begin!
Sabersonic: Quit it!
006g: Silent you peasant! I am Marcus Arelius, Emperor of Rome-
Sabersonic: I am sick and tired of that fucking Gladiator movie!
006g then goes down.
Sabersonic: Let's just get on with it.
006g leans towards Sabersonic.
006g: Okay, now Sabersonic, I'm going to tell you what that Sandbox thing means-
Sabersonic: Don't remind me….
006g: Well I'm going to tell you anyway.
Sabersonic: Later, they're already starting.
006g: Everyone stop and listen to your emperor!
The G-group ignores 006g until the armored soldiers force them to stop.
006g: Sandbox is a bed, sandcastle is a guy's wiener, and sift is to go through. Add it all together and it spells people having sex!
The readers and the G-group were stunned in silence before-
Readers and G-group: YOU SICK PERVERT!
006g: What? I am a guy aren't I!
Sabersonic: You really want to know?
006g: Shut up Sabersonic!
Sabersonic: As soon as you stop it!
006g: Sandbox, Sandbox, Sandcastle, shift-
Then an anonymous reader throws an object at 006g to stop him.
006g: OOOWWWWW!!!
Sabersonic: Thanks. Who are you?
Anonymous Reader: He doesn't deserve to know my name!
006g: NOT HIM/HER AGAIN!!!!!
Sabersonic: Hiya, I liked your reviews to him.
Anonymous Reader: No problem, I'll do it the next time.
006g: Oh god, there goes my fanfiction carrier…
Sabersonic: We don't get any money from this.
006g: Oh yah that's right. I make my money from women. Hehe….
Sabersonic: Do they pay you to shut up?
006g: Do they pay you to shift sand?
Sabersonic: Shut the fuck up! Just start the improv already!
Chief Une, Trieze and Marimeia started their act. Trieze places the beach balls at his nether region. Chief Une puts a worried hand upon Triezes shoulder and Marimeia acts like a doctor.
Marimeia Kushrenada: Looks like you got Elephantitus Mr. Kushrenada.
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: What's wrong with these people?!
006g: Maybe they sift sand?
Sabersonic: Don't even start with me!
Heero and Relena then start dueling with the plastic swords. Relena then swung towards Heero's arm to make a pretend cut and Heero did the same to Relena. Heero then hits the sword out of Relena's hand and it flies away. Heero drops his sword and then stands there doing nothing and Relena pulls out a pen and attemps to stab him with it. Heero then catches the pen and turns it around towards Relena. Relena strugles and throws fake punches at Heero, during all of this the pen goes off to the side of the neck and both fall down.
Heero Yuy: You know, you don't have to attack me to get my attention.
*buzz*
Sabersonic: You little *grunts in anger* You did this!
006g throws his hands in the air as an act of surrender.
006g: Honestly I didn't! *To himself* Not.
Sabersonic: I heard that.
Duo used the umbrella and points it at Hilde.
Duo: *quack, quack, quack.* I am the Penguin, hand me your money!
*buzz*
Sabersonic: At least they're sane.
006g: Hahahahahahahaha!
Trowa and Quatre then sat on the ground, cross-legged, with the sand sifters.
Trowa: Hay, I'll sift your sand if you sift mine.
Quatre: Okay!
*Buzz, buzz, buzzz, buzzzzzzz*
Sabersonic: You little-
006g: It wasn't me, honest!
Then it was Wufei and Sally's turn. Wufei then places the giant carrot near his private area.
Wufei Chang: *In butt-head voice* Hehehe, I got a big hehe carrot. Wana go out?
Sally Po: Ugh!
Sally then pretends to slap him.
*buzz*
Sabersonic: Are you all on Escacy or something?
006g: Ohhhh, the colors…….
Sabersonic: Stay away from me!
Milliardo and Lucrezia then posed the blow up authors.
Lucrezia Peacecraft: *006g's voice* Hey Sabersonic, guess what!
Milliardo Peacecraft: *Sabersonic's voice* Do I really-
Lucrezia Peacecraft: *006g's voice* SANDBOX!!
Milliardo Peacecraft: *Sabersonic's voice* Okay, that is fucking it! Come here you little-
The two blow-up authors then punch at each other.
Lucrezia Peacecraft: *006g's voice* Not the face! Not the face!
Milliardo Peacecraft: *Sabersonic's voice* Oh I'll do more than bash your face-
*buzz*
The readers and other players laughed from this.
006g: That wasn't the least bit funny.
Sabersonic: Odd, it was hilarious to me.
006g: Shut up or I'll-
Sabersonic: Like I said before, "Don't even start with me!"
Dorothy Catalonia and Catherine Bloom then go into the receiver position.
Catherine Bloom: 42! 86! 19! Hut, hut, HIKE!!
Catherine then passes the ball to Dorothy, but she then shrieks.
Dorothy Catalonia: I broke a nail!
*buzz*
Sabersonic: Where did that come from?
006g: You got me.
Then it was Une, Marimeia and Trieze's turn. This time Trieze sit on top of the beach balls crossed-legged. Marimeia was pretending to cry and Chief Une was comforting Marimeia.
Chief Une: Trieze, why don't you get off of your fat ass and get over here!
*buzz*
Sabersonic: Sort of reminds me of my father…
006g: He had a huge ass?
Sabersonic: No, he just doesn't get off of it all the time-
*buzz*
Sabersonic: We're not in this.
006g: Sorry.
Heero was then holding one of the plastic swords up to his neck and Relena pretends to open a door and acted surprised.
Relena Darlian: HEERO!! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING!!!
Heero Yuy: Shaving, what else?
*buzz*
Sabersonic: That was original…
006g: Say, that reminds me of my dad's razor.
Sabersonic:…..!
Duo then opens the umbrella and both Hilde and Duo are dancing.
Both Duo Maxwell and Hilde Shbeiker: *Singing* "We're singing in the Rain. We're singing in the-"
*buzz*
Sabersonic: At least it wasn't that-
006g: *Singing* We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind. Cause if-OOWWWW!!!
Sabersonic: Do that again and I'll really hurt you.
006g: Like what? *sticks out tongue*
Sabersonic then pulls out a hand-held, CD player. He presses play and then a very familiar tune came from its speakers.
Voice: JUST WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION
While being pounded by rain
I want to let you know the unfading hot feelings inside me
TONIGHT!
006g: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
The song being played, Just Communications, by the Japanese Band Two-Mix, was played by 006g so many times that it has become redundant and annoying. It was one of the few weaknesses that could annoy 006g. Sabersonic knows of this weakness very well and exploits the weakness only in times of extreme annoyance that cannot be stopped by reason alone. 006g covers his ears in an attempt to block out the annoying music while Sabersonic enjoys the amusing torture devise.
Voice: JUST WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION
Don't be afraid of anything
Because noone's going to take them the shared feelings of now, our youth
JUST WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION
While being pounded by rain
I want to let you know the unfading hot feelings inside me
TONIGHT!
006g: Stop it! This is cruel and unusual punishment!
Sabersonic ignores him as he enjoys the song before-
Sabersonic: Are you going to annoy me anymore.
006g: …..no…..
Sabersonic: Good, now back to the game.
Trowa and Quatre then place the sand sifters on top of their heads.
Trowa Barton: You, know, these hats are no good.
Quatre Winner: Tell me about it. I can feel the rain go through it
.
*buzz*
Sabersonic: That was slightly amusing.
Silence.
Sabersonic: Aren't you going to say something?
006g was in the middle of making out with one of the female readers.
006g: What?
Sabersonic: Get her out!
Sabersonic then shoves the female reader back into the audience.
Sabersonic: Don't you EVER, ever, ever, ever, do that again in the middle of a fanfiction!
006g: You're just sore because a girl hasn't kissed you yet.
Sabersonic: No, I'm proud that that hasn't happened!
006g: Are you gay-
Sabersonic: NOWAY!!! I don't even like looking at another guy's……thing!
006g: You don't?
Sabersonic: NO! AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU LIKE THAT!! GET AWAY!!
Wufei and Sally then pose the enlarged carrot between then and then do a can-can with the carrot.
Wufei and Sally: *Singing* We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind-
*buzz*
Sabersonic: You did that, didn't you?!
006g was again making out with another female reader.
Sabersonic: Don't you have anything else to think about!?
Sabersonic then shoves the female reader back into the audience. The previous female reader then throws an object at 006g
1st Female Reader: JERK!!!
Sabersonic: Serves you right!
Milliardo and Lucrezia Peacecraft have arranged the 006g blow up so it would be standing by itself. Then they placed the Sabersonic blow up and then slowly approached the 006g blow up with murder in their eyes.
Lucrezia Peacecraft: *Throws 006g Voice* No let's talk this out-
Then the three jumped the 006g blow up and proceeds to beat the 006g blow up.
*buzz*
Sabersonic: You didn't like that, didn't you?
006g: Grrrrrrr……
Dorothy and Catherine then arrange themselves so that it looks like a football kick off, with Dorothy kicking and Catherine holding the ball. Dorothy then runs and pretends to kick the ball and pretends to accidentally hit Catherine.
Catherine: Ow, my facial!
*buzz*
Sabersonic: That was amusing, to a point.
006g:…..
Sabersonic: There's a first, 006g is speechless- What are you looking at?
006g: Nice rack…..
Sabersonic then roughly pulls 006g's eyes away from the G-girls' rack, whomever it was. The G-girls sighed in relieve, well most of them.
Sabersonic: Don't do that.
006g: I can and I will.
Sabersonic: Can't, we got some feminists in the audience.
006g turns around and finds several feminist readers glaring at him with dagger looks.
006g: Point taken.
Marimeia then holds the beach balls to her chest.
Trieze Kushrenada: Marimeia, what did I tell you about those breast implants?!
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: That's it, I'm ending it! Heero, Relena, Duo, Hilde, Milliardo, Lucrezia, Dorothy and Catherine win the round!
006g: Why?
Sabersonic: Because they were obviously not influence by you-
006g: I did not!!
Sabersonic: And I rather like Heero and Relena.
The players have returned to their seats and await further humiliation from the authors.
Sabersonic: Next is "Questions Only", where the players ask only questions to each other in a scene. Quatre, Duo, you may go first and the scene is "Lunch Time in a High School".
006g hums to the rhythm of The Safety Dance.
Sabersonic:
006g immediately silences himself. Quate and Duo then walk up each other.
Duo Maxwell: How's your day so far?
Quatre Winner: Do you eat shit?
Duo Maxwell: Are you a shit-head?
Quatre Winner: Do you make shit?
Duo Maxwell: About twenty-four hours-
*buzz*
Sabersonic:
Duo leaves the stage, Hilde takes his place.
Hilde Schbeiker: Are you wearing a diaper?
Quatre Winner: Do you want to go to the dance this Friday?
Hilde Schbeiker: Is that gay guy going out with you?
Quatre then stands there, and turns around without a comeback and the buzzard could be heard. Catherine takes Quatre's place.
Catherine Bloom: He's gay?
Hilde Schbeiker: Didn't you notice?
Catherine Bloom: Isn't he a she?
Hilde Schbeiker: Can you tell?
Catherine Bloom: I can?
Hilde Schbeiker: I am not going to answer that.
*Buzz*
Hilde steps off from the stage with a sigh of relief. Wufei takes her place.
Wuefi Chang: Can you?
Catherine Bloom: How could you tell?
Wufei Chang: Wasn't he previously dating that hethrodite girl a while back?
Catherine Bloom: That was a girl?
Wufei Chang: I think so….
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: Okay, this is starting to become weird. No one wins the round. Our next game is "Journalists", in which one of our players is pretending to be some person announcing something to the media. Problem is that that player doesn't have a clue at to what it is. The journalists would ask questions and it is up to the player to find out what that is. Trowa, Zechs, Duo and Dorothy; please come up.
The players were then organized so that three players are the journalists and one was the announcer. Zechs is to be the announcer. The Armored soldiers handed the other three with an envelope saying what the announcement is. The three have mixed feelings and turned evil-eyed at 006g.
Milliardo, who was a "Hetherodite prostitute running for presidency." Started the announcement.
Milliardo Peacecraft: Are there any questions?
Milliardo points at Duo.
Duo Maxwell: What made you decide to do this?
Milliardo Peacecraft: Well I've been wanting to do this all my life and, well, I decided to do it. Next question, you?
Trowa Barton: Will your previous occupation hinder your chances?
Milliardo Peacecraft: Well I'm not sure about that, but I have some friends who would help me with this.
Trowa Barton: And who would that be?
Milliardo Peacecraft: Well there is Chief Anne Une, my previous employer *Readers and 006g started to laugh*, my wife Lucrezia Peacecraft, maybe some of the Gundam Pilots and my sister Relena Peacecraft. They've all helped me throughout the years. Yes, you?
Dorothy Catalonia: Does your wife know of your previous occupation?
Milliardo Peacecraft: Well she must know, she works in the same line of work as I do. Well she was there longer than I am and she had helped formed it.
Readers and 006g laughed harder than before. Milliardo shrugs it off and points at Duo.
Duo Maxwell: Which party will you go to?
Milliardo Peacecraft: Well I'm not absolutely sure, but I would go to the Nationalists Party. Yes, defiantly the Nationalists Party. Yes?
Trowa Barton: Does your sister know of your previous occupation?
Milliardo Peacecraft: Well yes. She didn't know until after the Battle of Brussels back in AC 196. But she's been fine with it ever since. And you?
Dorothy Catalonia: Will this cause some kind of controversy that would hinder your chances at success?
Milliardo Peacecraft: I truly don't think so. But what's so wrong with Preventer?
The Readers and 006g were laughing extremely hard.
Dorothy Catalonia: Well this must mean that the Preventers haven't been doing a very good job and what they were suppose to do.
Milliardo Peacecraft: And what does that suppose to mean?
*buzz*
Sabersonic: Okay, I believe that you've got enough clues, and for the sake of the readers and my *ahem* partner in bashing, we should let you guess now.
Milliardo Peacecraft: Okay, I'm running for president and I have some horrific past.
*buzz*
006g: Well you almost got half of it right.
Sabersonic: What half?
Milliardo then thinks for a while. Trying to peace together the clues that Duo, Trowa and Dorothy have given him.
Milliardo Peacecraft: I give up. What is it?
006g: You're a hethrodite prostitute.
Milliardo Peacecraft: OH MY GOD!!!
Then the entire stage bursts with laughter. The majority of the occupants were laughing their heads off. The only ones who were not laughing were Sabersonic, the Armored Soldiers, Milliardo, Trieze, Heero and Relena.
Sabersonic: 006G!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT!?!!
Milliardo Peacecraft: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU 006G!!!!
But 006g was laughing so hard that he didn't hear the threat. He'd almost fallen from his chair when Sabersonic spoke again.
Sabersonic: Alright, Relena, Quatre, Noin, Marimeia, you're up next.
The four players were up for their turn. Relena, Lucrezia and Marimeia were the journalists and Quatre was the announcer. The three journalists opened up the envelope and started to laugh out loud, almost falling to their knees. Quatre gulped, for he did not like the sound of that.
Sabersonic: Start.
Quatre, who was to be a "Female alien that's having a human baby."
Quatre Winner: Any questions?
Lucrezia Peacecraft: When did you find this out and what was your first reaction?
Quatre Winner: Well it was around the end of the Eve Wars. I was confused at first. I didn't know what to think. But I've accepted who I am. Next?
Marimeia Kushrenada: Who is the person?
Quatre Winner: Well the one that sparked this was a fellow Pilot, Trowa Barton. Yes?
Lucrezia Peacecraft: What was his reaction to this development?
Quatre Winner: Well I'm not exactly sure. He was looking at me oddly and since he had the same feelings for me as I do him, I guess that he would be happy about it.
Relena Peacecraft: What are you going to name it?
Quatre Winner: Well I'm not sure about that. Trowa and I will have to discuss it. *Turns to Authors.* I would like to guess now.
006g: And what would your guess be?
Quatre gasped and Sabersonic stared daggers at 006g, having an idea that the card wasn't his.
Quatre Winner: Um….I'm a women expecting a child?
*buzz*
006g: That was half of it, do you know the other half?
Quatre ponders this for a while, he should have asked for later, he could have collected more information, but it was too late for now and he would have to guess from his knowledge of 006g's personality.
Quatre Winner: A hetherodite girl and Trowa was gay?
*buzz*
006g: I'm sorry, but it was a female Alien.
Trowa Barton: 006G, YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
Sabersonic: That was just wrong man, really wrong.
006g: Hey, you would too.
Sabersonic: I will not and you know it! Heero, Treize, Catherine, Une, your next.
The group was assembled, Catherine was to be the announcer and the remaining three were the journalists. Sabersonic hands an envelope to the Armored Soldier and the same Armored Soldier hands the envelope to the journalists. They looked at the piece of paper and cocked an eyebrow.
Sabersonic: You may start now.
Catherine, who was a "Cartoon Network Executive saying a public apology of taking Gundam Wing off the air", was looking nervous but observing the two Authors, she should be glad for 006g was the odd and "unusual" one and Sabersonic was the more reasonable one.
Catherine Bloom: Any questions? Yes, you?
Heero Yuy: What made you want to make this public apology?
Catherine Bloom: Well, I saw that it was a….um….. cruel and disrespectful to the people for what I have done.
Catherine still has no clue as to what her part was. She continued.
Catherine Bloom: And what is your question sir?
Trieze Kushrenada: What prompted you to do this in the first place?
Catherine may have an idea as to what was her part. It seemed as if she was doing a public apology to whatever she did. At least she was on the right track.
Catherine Bloom: Well, I didn't see it as a mistake before, but now I do see it and I'm sorry for all the trouble and sorrow it has caused.
Chief Une: What were the other board members thought of it at the time? Did they agree to this or were they opposed?
Catherine then sees that she was either president or a member of some company, hopefully not Romefeller for she heard some nasty rumors about the former foundation.
Catherine Bloom: Well we were divided and I was the deciding vote, so it was a simple matter of the majority of votes.
Heero Yuy: Has this decision effected the station in any way?
This has been a development, obviously this is about a certain television show that riled the public so much that the station had to give in to the public's demand.
Catherine Bloom: Well it has effected us deeply, we lost all financial support for losing the program and we had become desperate.
Chief Une: Have you gotten e-mail and letters consisting of complaints of the removal of the show?
Catherine finds that this show is extremely popular, whatever it is. So she decided that she should spice it up a bit.
Catherine Bloom: Well we had some complaints and some threats also.
Chief Une: What threats?
Catherine Bloom: Well there were some bomb threats and some packaged bombs, a few mercenary raids, some armed civilian attacks. We had no idea that the show was so popular! I was scary in a way, that a show could truly hold a viewer into instant hardcore fans. It was unbelievable! This show, I can't remember what it was called, had so many devoted fans.
Heero Yuy: I believe that it had something to do with giant mecha and space battles.
Catherine sees that the show was a sci-fi series flick, she may have an idea as to what the series was. It was one of her favorite old animations.
Catherine Bloom: I would like to guess now.
Sabersonic: Go ahead.
Catherine Bloom: I am an executive of a cable channel station making a public apology to removing a sci-fi series.
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: Very good, now what is the name of the show.
Catherine Bloom: Um…is it Robotech or Mobile Suit Gundam. I don't know.
Sabersonic: Could you be more specific or is that your total answer.
Catherine Bloom: What do you mean? That is my answer.
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: I'm sorry, it was Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, or New Report…..whatever! Where'd you get the idea of Robotech anyway?
Catherine Bloom: Well it was one of my favorite shows.
Sabersonic: Really? Mine too-
006g: Hey, maybe the two of you should go on a date or something?
Sabersonic types in something upon his laptop and a Buster Rifle appeared in his hand and pointed at 006g.
Sabersonic: Do
006g throws his hands up into the air.
006g:
Sabersonic puts the huge Buster Rifle away into hammer-space and tries to calm himself down with deep breaths.
Sabersonic: Alright then, the next game is "Party Querks", and the scene of the game is that there is a party going on and the host has invited a few guests, problem is that his "guests" are acting peculiar and he or she must guess as to what the guest actually is. All players participate in this.
The players were shoved onto the stage, one was the host, the rest were given envelops from the Armored Soldiers. The music was playing in the back ground and it was the song "Last Impression."
Chief Une: Let's see here….the beer kegs are ready, the nachos and wieners are cooked and the music is the bomb-
006g: Yahoo, party at Une's house! Yehah!
006g was standing upon the desk wearing a toga (0.o) and has a huge beer keg in one arm, and another girl (obviously typed up) in the other.
Sabersonic: 006g, would you get your ass down here!!
Sabersonic pulls 006g back into his seat and the toga, beer keg and girl had disappeared.
Sabersonic: Start.
*Ding dong*
Chief Une: My, who could that be?
Chief Une the goes to the "door", opens it and out comes Duo. He was to play "a walrus".
Chief Une: Well hello there! Welcome to my party-
Duo then grunts likes a walrus and then falls to his stomach and crawls like a walrus.
Chief Une: Oh my, did the scientists get you again?
Duo Maxwell: *Walrus grunting*
*Ding dong*
Chief Une: Coming!
Chief Une then answers. Trieze, who was to play "a Duo Maxwell on a sugar rush" then comes up to Chief Une.
Trieze Kushrenada: *speaks very fast* Hello, I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie. Now I got meself a beer keg to swallow.
Trieze then moonwalks away and rolls his shoulders like the mamba.
*Ding dong*
Chief Une then answers once again, this time was Marimeia that was a "Love sick Quatre".
Marimeia Kushrenada: Have you seen my stud man? I've been looking for him all day.
Chief Une: Well I don't know-
Marimeia Kushrenada: Oh Trowa!! Where are you honey?! Papa's going to give you a surprise!
Chief Une: 0.o
Sabersonic:
006g: @@ (Don't ask)
*Ding dong*
Chief Une then answers a "Cowardly OZ Soldier" Trowa. Trowa then salutes to Chief Une.
Trowa Barton: Ma'am, I am- *Stares at something and his eyes goes abnormally large.*
Trowa runs around the stage screaming. Marimeia then chases after him.
Marimeia Kushrenada: Come here to me stud muffin!!
Trowa Bartong: AAAAAhhh!!! Get away from meeeeee!!!!
Trieze Kushrenada literally bounces off the walls and makes weird monkey and other unidentified sounds.
*Ding dong*
Chief Une opens the door to find a "Rabid Dog" Quatre.
Chief Une: Why hello-
Quatre goes on all fours and growls like a huge dog, saliva foaming at the corners of his mouth. He then barks and dashes away.
Chief Une: I think that that dog has rabies.
*Buzz*
Quatre leaves the set, wiping off the saliva foam.
*Ding, Dong*
Chief Une goes to find a "Roxburry Brother" Heero Yuy.
Chief Une: Well it has been some time since we last met-
Heero then shakes his head from side to side.
Heero Yuy: Ay!
Heero then starts to dance stupidly to the music.
Sabersonic: This was a baaad idea.
006g hums the lyrics to "Last Impression."
Sabersonic: Please, I really don't feel like being stone death at the moment.
*Ding Dong*
Chief Une: Why hello-
Milliardo Peacecraft, another "Roxburry Bother" starts to shake his head from side to side.
Milliardo Peacecraft: Ay!
The two "Roxburry Brothers" then start bumping Chief Une back and forth between themselves with their hips.
Chief Une: Aw great, we've gotten the Roxburry Bothers now….
*Buzz*
Heero and Milliardo quickly get off the stage. Trieze starts doing the mummy walk across the stage while Trowa uses Duo as a shield against Marimeia.
Trowa Barton: Don't make me use this, he has tusks!
Duo Maxwell: *Walrus Grunts*
Marimeia Kushrenada: Come here stud man, let's cuddle.
Chief Une: Quatre, leave that poor OZ soldier alone. And you, that Walrus is not to be played with!
*Buzz*
*Ding Dong*
Chief Une opens the door to find Hilde who was to be a "Nazi Soldier."
Chief Une: Why hello-
Hilde Schbeiker: Hail Hitler!
Hilde then goes marching Nazi Style as she spies Trieze Kushrenada doing……….something.
Hilde Schbeiker: You Jew. You die.
Hilde Schbeiker then pretends to stab Trieze Kushrenada.
Trieze Kushrenada: Could you go lower please, that itch is almost impossible to reach.
Then he goes running around and yodels like a maniac. Hilde runs after him.
Hilde Schbeiker: Get back her Ally scum.
Trieze Kushrenada: *Making weird noises.*
Chief Une: Get away from him you….you…you Nazi!
*Buzz*
*Ding Dong*
Chief Une opens the door and finds a "Ballerina" Wufei.
Chief Une: Why hello-
Wufei then starts to play a ballerina and surprisingly, he was good. He starts to twirl and tiptoe lie a real professional. Treize in the meantime was break-dancing, and very good at it too.
Chief Une: You know, you'll make a great Ballerina Dancer Wu-
*Buzz*
Wufei quickly left the stage as soon as he heard the buzzer, the other's looked at him quizively.
Wufei Chang: What?
Sally Po: You know, you'll make a great ballerina dancer Wufei.
Wufei: Hmph!
Treize then started to pretend that he was pretending that he was drinking a whole keg, wiped his mouth and then pretended to pat something on is shoulder.
Trieze Kushrenada: Aw…..my precious braid.
Then he started to jump all over the place.
Chief Une: Okay now, who gave Duo sugar?!
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: That's it, I'm ending it.
Sabersonic then sees 006g scratch himself like a dog.
Sabersonic: Who gave YOU sugar? *Then turns to the camera.* Okay then, the next game is called sound effects in which two of our players will preform: One to do the sound effects and the other does the acting of the sound effects. The theme of the game is "In the day of the life of-" and we'll pick that topic. Duo and Trieze, would you go up first and this'll be "In the day of the life of Trieze Kushenada."
Treize and Duo go to the stage. Duo is given a mike and Treize just stands there and looks as he was asleep.
Duo Maxwell *On the mike*: *Snore* Um….oh yeah lady like that…
Treize then start to rub his chest seductively.
Chief Une: o.0
Marimeia Kushrenada: O.O
Sabersonic:
006g: *Trying to catch a butterfly with his hand*
Duo Maxwell: *Buzz, buzz, buzz* Aw man…
Treize hits an alarm clock and gets out of bed. Looks down.
Duo Maxwell: Uh oh!
Pretends that he is wrapping some cloth around his waist. Then he start pretending that he was starting to put on his uniform, Duo makes the sound of clothing being put on.
Sabersonic: Eh?
Then there was the boots to put on. He tries to put the boots on but they won't fit.
Duo Maxwell: *Rubber sounds* Ugh, I hate these fucking boots. *Grunts*
Triese then falls to the floor trying to put the boots on and after a few struggling moments, he finally puts the boot on. Stands up and then looks at another boot.
Duo Maxwell: I am so going to hate this. *Repeats the process.*
Duo Maxwell: Finally.
Tries then pretends that he is sitting on a window and extends his finger and pretends that a bird lands upon it.
Duo Maxwell: So then, you two came back- *Splaitting noise*
Treize then starts to wave his hand rapidly.
Duo Maxwell: Dumb birds- *Multiple splatting noises*
Treise tries to cover himself.
Duo Maxwell: Fucking birds!
Treize then does the finger and walks to one corner of the stage. He then starts to pretend that he was picking rapiers.
Duo Maxwell: Meow.
Treize is shocked, picks up the invisible cat, Duo purs.. Then Treize tosses the invisible cat away.
Duo Maxwell: Meoooow……!
006g: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sabersonic: Now that was weird…..
Treize then uses a pretend rapier and starts to fence with it.
Duo Maxwell: Baaaa.
Treize was shocked. He tried it again.
Duo Maxwell: Baaaaa.
Trieze slightly bends it.
Duo Maxwell: Baaaahahahahahaaaaa.
Trieze then looks to his hand, is shocked and throws it away.
Duo Maxwell: BAAAAAA!!!
Treize is now disgusted.
Treize then goes to another space, pretends that he is going into a mobile suit and then sits down on the seat.
Duo Maxwell: Baaa!!
Treize then picks up the invisible sheep and tosses it away.
Duo Maxwell: BAAAAA!!!
Treize then tries to sit down again.
Duo Maxwell: Meow!
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: Okay then that's enough. Catherine and Sally, come up please. And this is "A day in the life of Catherine Bloom."
Sally takes the mike, Catherine is on the stage and pretending to be asleep.
Sally Po *On the mike*: *Snores very loudly*
Trowa Barton: o.0
Quatre Winner: 0.o
Sabersonic:
Sally Po: *Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.* Aw…and I had a good dream of Trowa too….
Trowa Barton: 0.0
Quatre Winner: O.O
Sabersonic:
Catherine then goes out of the bed and starts to dress. Then walks out of the trailer and picks up a few knives. She then ties someone to a board and takes a few steps back and pretends that she is aiming with one of her knives.
Sally Po: Hold still now Trowa. *Whistling noise. Thunk noise.* AAAAA!!!!!!!!
Catherine puts her hand over her mouth with wise wide open.
Sally Po: *In a high pitch Trowa voice.* Catherine……….why……….?
Catherine looks around and then starts to point at an invisible person.
*Buzz*
Sabersonic: I am not going to let that one continue. Okay now then, it's time for the Hoe Down-
006g: YAAAAAAAA!!!! *Jumps up and down.*
Sabersonic: Could you please-
006g then runs down to the stage and joins the other players on the hoe down line.
Sabersonic: Oookaaaaaay now……….the theme of the hoe down is "My Favorite Gundam" and we'll just start the hoe down right now.
The hoe down music starts to play and the other players, minus 006g, were forced to go into step of the music.
But then some guy walked up to the poteum, handed Saber an envelope and walked away.
Sabersonic: ……………..
006g: …………..
Everyone else: ………………
Sabersonic: What just happened?
006g: I have no idea……
Sabersonic opens the envelope and reads the letter, then he cocks an eyebrow.
Sabersonic: Now that's strange…..
006g: What is it?
Sabersonic: Seems as if our sub-writers will not be able to do the rhymes of the hoe down and have unanimously voted not to do it.
006g:……………..we have sub-writers?
Sabersonic: We do now…..and I never knew that either…………..
006g: Hmph…….then how come they didn't come to my birthday party?
Sabersonic: Got me, guess they don't have a social live.
006g: Guess so.
Sabersonic then turns towards the cameras.
Sabersonic: Okay then, looks like we won't be doing the hoedown after all.
The Gundam Gang sighed in relief.
Sabersonic: I already have the points that don't really matter and the winner is Heero, Relena, Treize and Duo.
Reader clap harder.
Sabersonic: And now's the time- *006g pokes him.* What?
006g: Can't we do the credits?
Sabersonic: No we can't! This is a fanfiction, we cant' do that. *Turns to camera.* And now we have to bid our players good bye.
The G-gang then fall into a vortex and are thrown into the ball room.
Sabersonic: We'll be baaaaack!!!
006g: And we got some more torture for you aaaaalllll!!!!!
Sabersonic: So stay tuuuned *Hacks, makes mucus noise and then spits.* Thanks a lot 006g!!
006: What?!
The end…………….for the moment……………
~*~
Sabersonic: Hello, this is Sabersonic-
006g: And 006g.
Sabersonic: And we would thank you for waiting for Episode 2 of "Terror of the Overlords" fanfic and we apologize for it's lateness-
006g: So you have to wait longer for Episode 3! Buahahahhahahaha-
Sabersonic: 006g! That's not how we do that to the readers!
006g: Sorry…..
Sabersonic: So we'll see you next time.
006g: On the "Terror of the Overlords"!
The two just stand there, doing nothing.
Sabersonic: Aren't we suppose to fade out in this part?
006g: You got me…