The Terror
of the
Overlords
Joint writing of
Sabersonic
And
006G
Disclaimers: We. Don't. Own. Gundam. Wing. Got it?
Roev Peels SuomafnI Eht :3Edosipe
Sabersonic: OO6G!!! You got the fucking Episode title backwards!!!!
006g: Sorry...
Episode3: The Infamous Sleep over
It was late in the night in a city and two individuals were sneaking up the street towards a mansion
that is a few blocks away that was their target. Well sort of...
One was just walking with his arms crossed and the other was jumping from shadow to shadow,
humming the "Mission Impossible Theme". They were almost half way there when two lovers were
walking towards them. The humming one placed himself against the wall and his humming was now an
annoying beep that seemed to last forever, the silent one merely placed his hand upon his ski mask covered
face. The two lovers looked upon the two dark clad individuals.
"I'm not with him." The two lovers simply shrugged and walked away. The humming one resumed
his humming and the silent one simply crossed his arms and followed him.
~*~
The two finally reached the perimeter of the estate. The humming one pulled out a grappler gun
and fired it, the hook latched onto the top of the wall and he started climbing. The silent one simply went to
the gate, pulled out a laptop, typed in something, and the gate automatically opened and he stepped through
the gates. He then saw the humming one trying to go over the wall and simply shook his head. But then he
spotted a rose bush directly under him and was about to warn him when he fell and crashed into the rose
bush. He yelped in pain and tried to get out of the rosebush. The silent one helped him out and they started
an argument before going to the estate, the humming one crawling upon the ground and the silent one just
walking to the door.
The silent one reached the door first and used his lap top to open the door, but the humming one
jumped through the door and jumped behind object to object, not knowing that an aging butler had already
seen him. The silent one motioned the aging butler to stay silent and so the silent one and the humming one
went towards their destination, the mansion's large living room.
~*~
The G-gang were enjoying a well-earned get together and find out what the others were doing,
though they already know what. For the past year, the authors have plagued them with their bashings and
the likes and they found themselves stuck from tragedy to another tragedy, at least to the authors. To the g-
gang, they had unbelievable fun, since the "Who's Bashing is it Anyway", instead of pure torture, it was an
adventure. Just then the door to the living room burst opened and the humming one jumped behind
furniture to furniture while the silent one walked tot he middle of the room and crossed his arms. After a
few annoying minutes of humming the theme to "Mission Impossible", the humming one rolled to the
middle of the room, taking off his ski mask in the process and revealed himself to be 006g.
"BADAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM-" 006g was hit upon his head with the butt of a
Buster Rifle. The silent one held the Buster Rifle.
"Shut up about it, it isn't funny anymore!" Shouted the silent one, whom removed his ski mask and
revealed himself to be Sabersonic.
~*~
006g: But I thought that it was funny....
Sabersonic: Well it isn't so quit whining about it!
G-group: THE AUTHORS!!!
Each person of the G-group hugged to their significant other, with the exemption of Chief Une and
Marimeia and both Catherine and Dorothy, since there was no one left. Sabersonic typed in something on
his laptop and a huge bag appeared.
Sabersonic: Yes, we are back and we got a lot of surprises for-
006g: We're doing to do a Slumber-
Sabersonic: 006g!!
006g: What?
Sabersonic: It was suppose to be a surprise!!!
006g: Why the readers-
Sabersonic: Not them, the characters!!
006g: Oh....I get it now...
Sabersonic: Took you long enough!
Sabersonic reached into the bag and pulled out a bottle, but decided against it and placed it back
into the bag.
006g: Huh? I thought that we were going to do spin the bottle?
The group gasped from this, they might be forced to kiss some other person that they do not wish
to do.
Sabersonic: Because I do not want to live to see the day when Zechs and Wufei kiss-
Both Wufei Chang and Milliardo Peacecraft: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sabersonic: See what I mean?
Then Sabersonic pulled out several cases of wine, very alcoholic wine.
Sabersonic: 006g.
006g: Yes?
Sabersonic: What's all this wine doing here?
006g: Well I thought that we could do I've never-
Sabersonic: 006g!! Not all of us are of legal drinking age! If we were in a country in which the legal
drinking age is 16 and not 21, we might do it, but we're not! *Goes to the curtain and grabs them.* Does
this look like that sort of a country to you 006g!?
As he ripped the curtain open, the national anthem of France was being played. Then Sabersonic
closed the curtain and the music stopped.
Sabersonic: 006g.
006g: Yes?
Sabersonic: Don't do that again.
006g: Alright.
Sabersonic then pulled out a file and out comes Trieze Kushrenada.
Treize Kushrenada: Again? *The authors nodded.* I am so not liking the afterlife.....
Soon the group was in a large circle, all items that were to be used for the sleepover were now
displayed upon the floor.
Sabersonic: Okay then, what shall we do first?
006g: Truth or dare! Truth or dare!
Sabersonic: Okay, who gave you sugar?
006g: Nobody, I'm just happy.
Sabersonic then places his hand upon his forehead.
Sabersonic: Oy vey.....
006g: I wanna go first! I wanna go first!
Sabersonic: Okay, okay, okay! Quit your wining already!
006g: Yay!!!
Now the G-gang was terrified, from past experience, 006g had the worst dares and the likes.
006g: TROWA! *Trowa goes wide eyed in fear.* Truth or dare?
Trowa: Um....let's see.....I could pick dare-
006g: Okay then, dare it is!
Trowa: No wait! I wasn't finished yet!!
006g: Nope, too late. Now I dare you to strip down butt naked, run around the estate singing the "Safety
Dance" song!
Trowa: ............you are so dead 006g.
006g: Come on, I know you want to. I bet Quatre wants to see you butt-naked- *goes wide eyed.* Did I just
say that?!?!
Sabersonic: Yes, you did.
Trowa, being forced to psychologically, took off his shirt, most of the girls shouting.
Hilde: Go on Trowa! Shake that booty!!
Dorothy: Yo Stripper man! Show me the twig and berries!
Trowa: Are you implying that I have a small penis??!?!
Quatre: Trowa please, be nice.
006g and Sabersonic look away as Trowa removes his last article of clothing.
Wufei: This is injustice.
Sabersonic: Tell me about it, I have to be in the same room as the weirdo.
006g: Yah, Trowa- HEY!! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?!?!?!
Sabersonic: You think?
006g: Um.....no? *Sabersonic sweatdrops.*
Sabersonic: This is going to be a loooong night.....
Trowa quickly left the living room and ran outside in the nude. The group can hear Trowa singing
the "Safety Dance" song.
Trowa: We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind. Because if your friends don't dance,
and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.
Sabersonic: Now that's cruel and unusual punishment......
006g: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Trowa quickly returned, grabbed his cloths, put them on quickly and then sat back down, all the
while having a huge blush on his face. The girls that were shouting before all made a long sigh of defeat.
Dorothy: And I was exited too.....
Catherine: Tell me about it...I was so-
Sabersonic: Okay then! Trowa, you're next up to bat. *Then he saw Trowa smirk.* Uh oh......
Trowa: Hn..........*looks around the room before speaking.* Sabersonic!
Sabersonic: Oh shit!!
Trowa: Truth or dare?
Sabersonic gulped and tried to decide if it would be truth or dare. He would never give up any of
his secrets, and he would never find himself doing dares, not in his life. Then he pulled out a special "Truth
or Dare" coin and flipped the coin. It lands upon his hand and the side was...
Sabersonic: OH SHIT!!!
Trowa: Well.....? *Trowa smirked*
Sabersonic:............dare.....
Trowa: Oh good. I dare you to sing the Safety Dance song.
Sabersonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The G-gang cocked an eyebrow as 006g was laughing his guts off.
006g: I knew that one of these days you- *Sabersonic pulls out a Buster Rifle and aims it at 006g* Shutting
up.
Sabersonic: *sighs as he stands up and starts to sing.* We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends
behind. Because if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine. *After
a few verses of the song, 006g clapped.*
006g: Yahoo!!! I knew you can do it Saber- *Sabersonic fired his Buster Rifle at 006g and he ended up
burnt to a crisp.*....I'll shut up about it....
Sabersonic: Now then for a little revenge.......*Points at Duo* Duo! Truth or dare!?
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Oh yes!
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Oh yes!
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Oh yes!
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Oh yes!
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Oh yes!
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Oh yes!
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: You can stop that now-
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Duo?
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: Duo!? *Vein starts to throb on his forehead.*
Duo: NO!!!!!
Sabersonic: DUO!!!
Duo: NO- What?
Sabersonic: Just for that, I am going to give you a horrible dare! Well that is if you-
Duo: TRUTH!
Sabersonic:....Damn you. Damn you to hell.
Duo: Hehehehehehe!
Sabersonic: Okay then laughing boy, since I've already wasted this chance, I'll just ask you a dumb
question. Have you had sex before Hilde?
006g: Sabersonic, that is the stupidest question ever.
Sabersonic: I know that.
006g: It's obvious that Duo had had it on before.
Hilde: Impossible. Duo told me that I was his first!
*Duo then murmured something from under his breath.*
Sabersonic: Come again?
*Duo repeated, but only a notch louder.*
006g: Come on, don't be ashamed. Tell us.
Duo: *murmured.* I had had sex before Hilde.
006g: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. What was that again? *Obviously heard it, but pushing it.*
Duo: I FUCKED ANOTHER WOMAN BEFORE HILDE ALRIGHT?!?!?! *But then Duo suddenly
realized his mistake. He looked at Hilde and she had fire in her eyes.* Uh oh.....
Hilde: WHY YOU!!!*Duo ran and Hilde was chasing after him, with one of Sabersonic's large swords.*
Sabersonic: Hey? How did she get one of my- *Sabersonic was interrupted when 006g pulled out a huge
stereo system and playing the safety dance song.* DO YOU MIND?!?!?!
006g was paying attention to the song, that is until Saber shot him with the Buster Rifle again.
006g: ........ow!
Sabersonic: Do that one more time and I'll sauté yah!
After a few minutes being chased by Hilde, Duo returned with a huge anime style bump on his head.
Duo: Um..........Treize. Truth or Dare.
Trieze: Uh oh.....um......Truth? *gulps*
Duo: Um.....*gets a sick idea.* Did you ever jack off in a Water closet before?
Trieze: Well I've never!! *Trieze shouted before he then sat down, blushing and looked down.* One time
and it was an accident...
Catherine: Um......what's a Water Closet?
Sabersonic: It's a bathroom that only has a sink and a toilet, also known as the guest restroom.
Catherine: Oh....like a porto-poddie?
Sabersonic: HELL NO IT'S LIKE A PORTO-PODDIE!!!!!!
Duo: How can that be an accident?
Trieze: You don't want to know...
Duo: Oh, nuff said.
006g started to hum the mission impossible theme when Trieze looked around for a potential good truth or
dare person.
Trieze: Heero! Truth or dare?
Heero was a lot smarter then to pick dare. The last ones were, quite intimidating and have chosen truth.
Trieze: *thinking* This is defiantly a laugh riot and guaranteed way to end this horrific game. *speaking.*
Do you love Relena?
Wufei: For crying out loud! That is the stupidest-
Heero: Yes, I do love Relena. Why- *Then Heero saw Relena's eyes look at him with a certain glow and he
was now angry at Trieze and plan to kill him later on.* Uh oh...
Relena: OH HEERO!!! *Relena tackled and glomped him so hard that Heero was turning blue from her
horrific hug and covered by her kisses, he wouldn't have minded this attention if she wasn't suffocating
him.* I love you Heero! I love you forever and ever and ever and ever!
Trieze and 006g: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sabersonic: ......what in the world was that about?
Treize: It was the only thing I could think of! HAHAHA
Heero was currently unable to ask someone truth or dare because of a certain ex-OZ officer who
made him say the "L" word in front of Relena.
006g: Why don't you go sift her sand- OW!!!! *Heero pulled out a club and knocked 006g upside his
head.* Why'd yah do that for?!?!?
Sabersonic: What did you expect 006g-
006g: I expected you saber to go sift her- OWWWW!!! *Now Relena knocks upside 006g's head with the
club.*
Then 006g suddenly kissed Relena on the lips. Relena, on the other hand, crushed his weakpoint.
006g: IIEEE!!! My balls! My predcious balls! Now I can't have children now!
Sabersonic: Thank god. You're turn Heero-
Heero: 006g! Truth or dare?!
006g: Dare!
Heero: I dare you to-*Then Duo pulled him over and whispered into Heero's ear. Heero shuttered before
continuing.* I dare you to hump everyone else's leg like a dog.
006g: Okay. *But then everyone suddenly left the room*
Sabersonic: *calls out.* We're not that stupid!
006g: I changed my mind! I'll take truth. *everyone returns back into the room. Duo suggested a truth to
Heero. Heero cocked an eyebrow before saying.*
Heero: *mumbles to self* I can't believe that I'm going to ask this. *speaking* 006g, are you a virgin?
006g: Yes, I am-
Sabersonic: Halleluiah!
006g: What was that for?
Sabersonic: No woman has met you yet!
006g: Oh, Sabersonic, I'll ask you a Truth or Dare. Promise a repeat.
Sabersonic: OH SHIT!!
006g: I dare you to sing the song-
Sabersonic: I'll take the secondary dare.
006g: Hehehehe.....
A few moment's later, Sabersonic came out of the bathroom after a sound of a flushed toilet. He
death glared 006g.
Sabersonic: I am sooooo going to get you for this 006g!
006g: What? What's so bad about putting your hand in toilet water after somebody crapped in it?
Sabersonic growled as he wiped his hand upon 006g's shirt. 006g took of his shirt and was
prepared to put it in Saber's mouth, but instead Sabersonic pulled Treize and put him in his place and now
Trieze has the human feces covered shirt.
Trieze: *gags*
006g: Buahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Sabersonic: Thank goodness that wasn't me. Milliardo! Truth or dare!
Milliardo: Oh shit!
Sabersonic: I dare you to- *Then Wufei whispered into Saber's ears.* Are you crazy!? No man would ever
do something as fucked up as that!!! Well......not anyone I know anyway.
006g: Finish your line Sabersonic. Tell us what the dare is!
Sabersonic: OH well...might as well.....I dared Milliardo to shove a stick up his rectum.
Milliardo: SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!
006g: *impersonating Milliardo's voice* Yes.
Lucrezia: Oh Zechs, I never knew you were the type.
Milliardo: NO! NO! I didn't say that!
Duo: Come on Zechs, a dare's a dare yah know.
Milliardo: But! But! But! But! But-
Wufei: No but Zechs, just the Butts, hehehehe!
Milliardo: ....I am sooo going to kill you Sabersonic.
Sabersonic: HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME! IT WAS WUFEI WHO SUGGESTED IT!! *Wufei whistles
innocently.*
Milliardo: And I'm going to kill you as well Wufei.....
Wufei: What did I do?!?!
Milliardo: *sigh* Might as well do it.....where's the stick?
Sabersonic pulls out a stick from the bag. The stick looked as if it was sawed right off from the
tree with many twig stubs that were worn from time and bark that sort of stuck out and looked like thorns.
Sabersonic: Hn....guess this is the only stick left Mills.
Milliardo: ...........I so despise you.
Sabersonic: Here yah go! *Hands Milliardo the stick.*
Milliardo: I am so going to regret this....*starts to unbuckle his pants.*
Sabersonic: HEY!! DON'T DO IT IN FRONT OF US YOU IDIOT!! WE DON'T' WANT TO SEE IT!!
But then Sabersonic saw most of the girls, with the exemption of Relena, hooting like they were at
a strip bar for women and he sweat dropped.
Lucrezia: Alright lover! Show us the meat!
Dorothy: Come on! We wont' bite! Hard!
Catherine: Shake that booty!
Sabersonic: ....oy vei......*shakes his head.* Milliardo, you're going to do your dare in a separate room-
The girls minus Relena: Awww....-
Sabersonic: In a separate room, where 006g will be witness to this dare-
006g: WHAT?!?!? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT I'LL-
But Sabersonic pushed both Milliardio and 006g into another room and locked the door so neither
of them would escape the room before the dare was complete.
Sabersonic: Hehehe....
Milliardo: I'm not going to do THAT in front of someone!
006g: And I don't want to see a guy do THAT in front of my face!
After a few moments of silence in the room.
Milliardo: Guess we don't have much of a choice now do we?
006g: Guess so......let's just get on with it then....
Milliardo: Yes......
Then suddenly there was the "News Flash" screen, followed by a voice.
Voice: We interrupt this dare to bring you an important news-break! The conversation between Milliardo
Peacecraft and 006g will not be viewed at this moment and time so that no one will be either offended,
blinded, or simply just plain grossed out by the following dare until further notice. We now return you to
your regularly scheduled dare.
Milliardo: Are you sure it'll fit in here? I mean this stick-
006g: Here we go!
Milliardo: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! MY ASS!!!!
006g: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Milliardo: This isn't funny! I have a fucking stick in my ass!!
006g: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Milliardo: GET IT OUT!! GET IT OUT!!!!
006g: No way! This is waaay too funny!
Milliardo: 006G!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
006g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
*After a few minutes, 006g and Milliardo come out of the room*
Milliardo: I am going to get you for that....
006g: *snickers*
Noin: Poor Zechs.....maybe you should sit next to me.
Milliardo: No thank you, I'd rather stand. Believe me, I do.
Noin: Well you can lay down and put your head in my lap-
Before Noin knew what happened, Milliardo was laying comfortably next to Noin, with his head
in her lap.
Milliado: Don't mind at all! ?
Noin: *giggles*
Sabersonic: *rolls eyes*
006g: *just being crazy.*
Sabersonic: Okay then Zechs, your turn.
Milliardo: Huh? Oh right. Um....Dorothy. Truth or Dare?
Dorothy: EEK!!
006g: This should be good ?
Sabersonic: Why's that?
006g: It'll be real good....hehehehehe.....
Sabersonic: Come to think of it, I don't want to know.
Dorothy:......dare...
006g: ^-^
Sabersonic: Wipe that look off your face!
Milliardo: I dare you to um........I don't know.......kiss a girl or something.
Dorothy: WHAT?!
All the girls: WHAT?!?!
Sabersonic: WHAT?!
006g: ALRIGHT!!
Sabersonic: Don't you dare unzip yourself.
006g: I was not going to do that-
Sabersonic: I know you very well that you would do that! And I hate that! You know how horrifying it is to
know exactly how you think?!
006g: It's really that bad?
Sabersonic: Oh god.....
Dorothy: I have to kiss a girl?
Milliardo: Or whatever. *Milliardo and Noin started to "play" with each other, don't watch.*
Sabersonic: Get a room!
Milliardo: Don't mind if I-
Sabersonic: DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!
Milliardo: Aww man.....
Noin: Don't worry, we can still do it later ;-)
Sabersonic: GEEZE! ARE YOU TWO ON ESCASY OR SOME- *Sabersonic suddenly found his lips
being kissed by Dorothy. After the kiss, Sabersonic started to spit all over the place, pulled out a toothbrush
and started to clean his mouth.* Dorothy! Kissing me is one thing, but tonguing me?! Do you know how
unsanitary that is?!?!
Dorothy: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, it was really hot. ;-)
Sabersonic: Well don't do that again! *mumbles* Neverexpectedmyfirstkisstobelikethat....
006g: What was that?
Sabersonic: SHUT UP!!!
Dorothy: My turn!
Sabersonic: Oh god...
Dorothy: 006g, Truth or Dare-
006g: I pick dare baby, Yah!
Sabersonic: Your loss.
Dorothy: Alright then, I dare you to kiss a guy in the mouth, and I mean tongue.
After hearing that, all the males within the room besides 006g went off into hiding, not wanting to
participate in the dare.
Dorothy: Hn....guess you'll have to do the secondary dare.
006g: And what would that be?
Time passes and a toilet flushing was heard. 006g walked out, whipping his hands continuously.
006g: The horror.....the horror.......the horror......
Sabersonic: Now you know how I feel.
006g: Quatre!
Quatre: Yikes!
006g: Truth or-
Quatre: Truth! Anything but dare!
006g: .....party pooper. Okay then, have you had any other relationship before Trowa?
Quatre: Obviously no, if it weren't for Trowa, I wouldn't have known real lo-
Trowa: Huh? Wait that's not right, you were the one that caused me to become gay.
Quatre: But then you turned me gay.
Then a few moments past before-
Trowa and Quatre: *smiling* We turned each other!
Both 006g and Sabersonic turned away.
006g: I know what's going to happen, I just don't want to see it.
Sabersonic: Same here, I tolerate homosexuality. Just as long as they don't do it in front of me in this close
proximally and that I don't know them.....
006g: Okay then Quatre, it's your turn to- OH GOD, DON'T TONGUE HIM IN FRONT OF
EVERYONE!! NO NO NO!! DON'T DO THAT!! ASK SOMEONE, JUST DO IT!!!
Quatre: Alright, alright I'll do it. *sits back up on the floor.* Who hasn't been asked yet......Catherine.
Truth or Dare?
Catherine: I'm not as cowardly as the rest of you, dare!
Quatre: Okay then, I dare you to um.....*Then Trowa whispters to Quatre. He smiles and he goes to
Catherine, whispering the dare to her. She went wide eyed and smiled seductively.*
Catherine: Ooo, that's really nasty_I like it!
006g: Wonder what it could be.....?
Sabersonic: Don't know......but I have a feeling that somebody's going to- Hey Quatre, were are you going
with Trowa?
Quatre: We're going to snuggle somewhere. *giggles.*
Sabersonic: Okay, that was too much information- WHAT THE FUCK, CATHERINE?!?!?! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING TO- STOP!!!
Catherine pushes Sabersonic to the ground, taking off his shirt and with a bottle of honey in hand.
Catherine: This was the dare, I lick honey off of your chest.
006g: Ooooo, a real hot one!
Sabersonic: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!! QUATRE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!!
As Catherine holds Sabersonic down with her weight and pooring honey all over his chest, 006g
pulls out a digital camera and records the event. Everyone else was laughing their heads off, well most who
were paying attention, as Catherine does her dare.
Sabersonic: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!! CATHERINE, GET OFF OF ME AT ONCE!! NOW!! HEY'
YOU DON'T LICK THERE!! STOP IT!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! STOP!!
Catherine: Mmmmm, I like this dare-
Sabersonic: WELL I DON'T!!!!
006g: Oooo, this'll be really good on those cold, lonely-
Sabersonic: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME!!!
006g: Like hell I am. Hehehehehehehe!
Immediately after Catherine's erotic dare of licking honey off of Sabersonic's chest, he got up and
quickly ran out.
Sabersonic: EWWW!!! I need a shower and I need it now!!!
006g: Aww.......no porn scene?
Sabersonic: HELL NO!!!! *Goes into the nearest shower, washes off whatever was on his chest and runs
back in.* If anyone does a dare like that again, I'm going to buster rifle their heads off!!
006g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sabersonic: Shut up!!
Catherine: Hn....let's see....Relena, truth or dare?
Relena: Um.....what happens if I pick dare-
Catherine: Dare it is!
Relena: But wait-
Catherine: Nope, too late. I dare you to tongue Heero for at least five minutes.
Relena: I can do that.
Before a wide-eyed Heero could react, Relena dove for him and French kissed him deeply into the
mouth and she held him down while Heero tried to get away from the kiss mainly because he could barely
breath.
Heero: *makes muffling sounds.*
Sabersonic: What is wrong with you people? Are you on ecstasy or something?
006g: This is good....*filming Relena's dare*
Sabersonic: Put that down! *knocks the camera from 006g's hands.*
006g: Aw....but I was using it-
Sabersonic: Well don't!
About five minutes have passed and Heero took a large breath of air.
Noin: Hn_looks like Relena's anxious.
Milliardo: Well I don't like it, but what can I do?
Sabersonic: Wait, wait, anxious for what?
Relena: Noin, Truth or dare?
Noin: Um_Truth.
Relena: Okay um.....have you and my brother um....you know.....*using hand gestures.*
Noin: And more.
Both she and Milliardo giggle a bit. Relena blushes a bit from the information.
Sabersonic: ......ookay......Noin, your turn.
Noin: Okay. Wufei!
Wufei: ACK!!
Noin: Truth or dare?
Wufei: I may be brave, but I'm not stupid. Truth.
Noin: Okay then, where did you learn how to dance ballet?
Wufei: Huh? Well I-
006g: Come on, spit it out.
Wufei: Shut up! Well my mother thought that I was a girl one time in my life- *they all laugh* It's not
funny!!!
006g: Well it is to us.
Wufei: Grr......Chief Une, truth or dare?
Chief Une: Truth.
Wufei: Damned it! Oh well....did you and Trieze ever have sex?
Marimeia: Wufei!
Chief Une: Actually I'm still a virgin.
Wufei and Treize: You are?!?!?! *Chief Une nods.*
Trieze: *mumbles* I never knew that....
Chief Une: Sally, truth or dare?
Sally: Dare! I'm braver then you-
Wufei: Shut up onna!!
Chief Une: Just for that, Sally, I dare you to tongue Wufei.
Sally: *seductive voice* Will do!
Wufei: Say wha-
Too late, Sally is already giving Wufei his first French kiss. Wufei is able to breath, but is
struggling. It may be so to the matter of fact that Sally's tongue is roaming his mouth. Finally after a
minute and a half.
Wufei: What is wrong with you woman!! *spits*
Sally: You have no idea how long I wanted to do that, hahahahahaha!
Sabersonic: It's official, everyone's on ecstasy.
006g: Cool! Can I have some? *Get's hit on the head by Sabersonic's Buster Rifle*
Sabersonic: Don't even think about it! You're already messed up as is!
Sally: Marimeia! Truth or dare?
Marimeia: I pick Truth, what do I have to hide?
Sally: Okay then, do you have a boyfriend?
Marimeia: Well um..yes actually....
Treize: Aww.....my little girl's growing up.
Sally: What's his name?
Marimeia: Well.....his name is Greg and he's about 25 I believe-
Treize: WHAT?!?!?! I'm going to kill that mother-
Marimeia: NO! Father truth or dare?!
Trieze: Oh well...what have I got to loose......dare.
Marimeia: I dare you to not hurt Greg indefinitely-
Trieze: But Mari-
Marimeia: Unless I say so!
Trieze: Oh...I can deal with that.
Sabersonic: Okay then, I think we have enough of that. And to make sure nobody ends up having oral sex
or something, I suggest that we now play I've Never-
006g: Yay! Finally we're going to get drunk!
Sabersonic: *Sarcastically* Oh whoopie....*normal* Now then. Does everyone know how to play I've
never?
Not many hands were raised.
Sabersonic: Okay then, I've never is a simple game: There will be glasses of wine in front of you and
someone makes an I've never statement like say "I've never been a psychopath." If the statement applies
to you, then you drink the wine. Not the entire glass but you are required to drink at least a sip. Okay? Okay
then, let's start.
Sabersonic passes around the glasses and bottles of wine to the players. They each fill their glasses
and then they start the game.
Sabersonic: Okay then, we'll take a turn basis. I'll begin and then next will be 006g and then Wufei and so
on and so forth, alright? Okay. "I've never drink and drive."
Only Chief Une, Treize and Noin took a sip.
Marimeia: Une! Father!
Chief Une: I know I know, we shouldn't but we were young back then and-
Treize: And Milliardo won't bring us back home!
Milliardo: Hey! I was passed out at the time!
Sabersonic: .......oookay......006g, its your turn.
006g: Woopiee!!! "I've never danced naked in front of my whole family!"
Sabersonic: You sure?
Only Treize took a sip.
Marimeia, Relena, Catherine and Noin: WHAT?!?!?!
Treize: He made me! *pointed at Milliardo.*
Milliardo: Hey! It was a fare bet, you lost!
Sabersonic: ..........what have you two been doing?
Wufei: Injustice......."I've never kissed a frog."
Milliardo, Treize and Chief Une took a sip.
Sabersonic: Okay, what's the story behind that one?
Chief Une: Noin made a bet with us, we lost. I never forgave her for that one-
Noin: Hey! You lost fare and square! And even so I offered you three the chance to get out of the bet!
Sabersonic: Oy.....why do I have the feeling that those four are going to end up drunk as hell before this is
all over.....?
Sally: Okay, my turn. "I've never been slapped by a woman for being a chauvinist."
Treize and Chief Une took a sip. Unfortunately Wufei did not take a sip. So Sally slapped him.
Wufei: OW!! What was that for onna?!
Sally: Now you have been slapped.
Wufei: *grumbles.*
Relena: Chief Une? How did that happen?
Chief Une: I would like to keep that classified. *blushes.*
Sabersonic: Now there's a secret worth being "classified."
Catherine: Okay! My turn! "I've never had a homosexual fall in love with me!"
Chief Une, Trieze, Milliardo, Noin, AND Wufei took a sip.
Sally: Wufei?!?!
Wufei: Don't ask, just don't ask.......
Heero: And the rest of you?
Noin: It was that one dance club in San Francisco some years ago.....
Sabersonic: Okay_I think I have an ideal why.
006g: Man! How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us?
Sabersonic: You mean you'd like to have some gay to flirt with you?
006g: Well it's different right?
Sabersonic: ....you no speak no more.
Dorothy: Okay then, how's about this? "I've Never accidentally tipped a twenty-five tip or more"
Chief Une, Milliardo, Noin, Trieze, Sally, and 006g took a sip.
Sabersonic: 006g?!?! You- Never mind, I think I know the answer why....
006g: But it looked like a dollar bill and-
Sabersonic: Yep, that's the one.
Relena: This is getting interesting. So how did that happen?
Milliardo: You don't want to know.
Chief Une: Yah, classified information.
Treize: Should not be uttered outside these walls.
Noin: Need to know basis.
Heero: You thought it was a smaller bill wasn't it?
Chief Une, Treize, Noin and Milliardo: ......yes...
Heero: Though so.
Sabersonic: Relena, it's your turn.
Relena: Oh yes. "I've never tortured anyone for fun."
006g and Sabersonic obviously took a sip. Chief Une also took a sip.
Sally: Oh? With whom?
Chief Une: Well.....Treize has odd ideas-
Sabersonic: OKAY!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
Heero: I guess it's my turn...... "I've never seen a woman naked."
Relena: You haven't?
Heero: No.
Relena smirks as she takes a sip. Sally, Dorothy, Catherine, Noin, Treize, Milliardo, Chief Une
and Marimeia took a sip also.
Sabersonic: Um_does it count if you only accidentally seen certain *gulps* areas?
Heero: No, only the entire body.
Sabersonic: Oh, ok-
006g: Sabersonic, you-
Sabersonic: IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT ALRIGHT!!! A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!!
006g: Geeze, don't bite my head off.
Marimeia: My turn! "I've never drank alcohol."
Relena, Sabersonic, 006g, Noin, Milliardo, Chief Une, Treize, and Sally took a drink.
Chief Une: "I've never had it up the anus."
Noin and Milliardo giggled as they sipped. Treize also took a sip.
Sabersonic: Don't want to know......
Chief Une: Treize? You?
Marimeia: Father?
Treize: Trust me, you don't want to know..... oh wait it's my turn. "I've never shown my naked body in
front of a blind man."
Milliardo: Why you little!! *he takes a sip. Most of the group looked at him wide eyed.* I lost a bet, simple
as that.....
006g: .....this is getting too cool!!
Sabersonic: More disgusting and vial if you ask me.
Relena: Well I find it rather interesting, so many secrets some people have....
Milliardo: *gulps*
Duo: Okay, it's my turn! "I've never masturbated in a Gundam"
Sally, Catherine, Dorothy and Milliardo took a sip.
Sabersonic: What in the world drove you to do that?!?!
Sally: Well I didn't think Trowa didn't mind that I used his.
Catherine: Same here.
Dorothy: Well I thought that Quatre would have liked the little "gift" that I left him.
Sabersonic: o.0;
Milliardo: Well days past and I had to-
Sabersonic: You! You no speak now!
Hilde: *giggles* My turn. "I've never had sex in Zero Gravity."
Duo: Oh really? Maybe next time hehehehe
Sabersonic: We did not want to know that!!!
Duo, Noin, Milliardo, and Treize took a sip.
Hilde: So who was it that time Duo?
Duo: Um....I....*gulps.*
006g: Uh oh! Somebody's in trouble!
Relena: You have Noin?
Noin: Yep, both me and Milliardo liked it a lot!
Both Noin and Milliardo snuggle with each other, obviously getting drunk.
Relena: Hn.....I wonder what's that like.....*smirks seductively at Heero.*
Heero: O,O
Sabersonic: My turn. "I've never had an alien frisk me."
006g, Milliardo, Treize, Noin, Chief Une, Catherine and Dorothy took a sip, remembering their
trip to a planet called Giquiinomo Gatcha Prime.
006g: You just HAD to bring that up didn't yah?!
Sabersonic: Not only that, but I still have the video tape in which that actually happened. Hehehehehehehe
006g growls. Over time, many secrets were revealed. Some of them seem nothing more then
innocent exploration. Others are embarrassments that should never see the light of day, and still others that
momentarily grows Sabersonic out.
Sabersonic: You're kidding right?
Treize: No, it really happened.
Sabersonic: ....I'm going to be sick......
006g: Whow_.the entire Karma Sutra in one night......you gotta teach me how to do that!
Sabersonic: 006G!!!
006g: What?
Soon it was around three in the morning, most of the group is barely up to staying awake and their
eyelids were beginning to feel the weigh of slumber.
Sabersonic: Ooo.....I don't feel so good.......*goes green.*
Wufei: Don't worry! You're a man! You can take a little liquor- *falls dead asleep.*
Sally: I'll take him *hick* if you don't mind. *winks seductively at the other girls.*
Sabersonic: Just try to be quiet okay? Some of us have headaches because of this stuff. *after a few
minutes.* Hey 006g, aren't you going to comment-
But 006g wasn't there, only a vacant spot was present.
Sabersonic: Where did he go?
Catherine: That is odd? Don't you think Dorothy- *Dorothy wasn't sitting next to Catherine.* Huh? Where
did she go?
Sabersonic: I'll find em. Who knows what trouble he's causing.
Sabersonic struggles to get up, and once he does, he goes off to find the missing members of the
group. He searched the house and about half an hour later, the group heard Sabersonic scream and before
they knew it, Sabersonic rushed back into the room, closing the door and putting his entire weight upon it.
His eyes wide with fear, his lungs aching for oxygen and his body shivers, quivers and shakes from the
shock.
Noin: What happened?
Relena: Yes? What was the scream for?
Sabersonic: Well.......all I can say is that if 006g and Dorothy were virgins before, they aren't now.
Group: O.O
Catherine: Oh....my...god...are you pulling our legs?
Sabersonic: Wish I was...
Treize: Hah! Never knew they had it in them!
Marimeia: ...talk about degrading.....
Chief Une: I know...
Noin: Well there goes another couple.
Relena: Oh my..
Duo: Talk about an odd twist..
Heero: Yah....
Catherine: *mutters* Shoot! She got laid before me!
Sabersonic: *yawns.* I think now's a good time to retire to bed. I'm dead tired....
Heero: Yes, this has been a long night...I need rest.
Relena: Oh, well you won't get any rest now. Hehehe *smiles seductively.*
Heero: Wha-
Before Heero could say anything, Relena grabs his arm and drags him upstairs, to her bedroom.
Milliardo: Hey! Don't-
Noin: Relax honey, leave them alone, so that we can be alone.
Both Noin and Milliardo start kissing one another and help each other into their own bed chanbers.
Sabersonic:.....this is going to be a looooong night...
Everyone goes to their respective quarters, with the exemption of Sabersonic. After at least half an
hour later, Saber pulls out a bag from the sleep over bag and grins evilly.
Sabersonic: Now for Operation Prank! Hehehehehe!
He sneaks into the bedrooms of the other people, going into the same rooms again in case they
were engaged in a certain intercourse. In the bag were pranks that he has heard of from word of mouth and
a few that he has created himself. After about an hour of performing the pranks, he types up his usual sleep
wear, goes into an unoccupied room and prepares to sleep. But then he almost forgot about something and
he goes into the bathroom, puts some shaving cream on his hand and then gently wipes some on his face as
if he has been pranked. Then he returns to the bed.
Sabersonic: Hehehehe! I am so going to love the look on their faces once they wake up!
Sabersonic slips into the massive bed, puts the covers over him and falls into restful and peaceful
slumber. In the late morning, he shall awaken to the sweet sounds of people screaming and yelling in
humiliation and of also the screams of 006g being chased around the mansion, being accused of performing
the pranks.
006g: I didn't do it!
Milliardo: Oh yah right! Like you expect us to believe that!?!? Your name was found on all the pranks
006g!!
006g: MOMMY!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!
~Fin~
Sabersonic: Well, that's the conclusion of "Terror of The Overlords." We hoped that you few who
survived having a brain tumor enjoyed this story.
006g: And if you don't, well tuff luck-
Sabersonic: 006g!!
006g: What?
Sabersonic: You're not suppose to- Nevermind, just say goodbye!
006g: Goodbye everyone! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Sabersonic: Why do I even try...
006g: Wait a minute! You were the one who pulled those pranks!
Sabersonic: Took you long enough_..
006g: But why? Why did you do it?
Sabersonic: Well I got away with it didn't I?
006g: ........and you say I'm troublesome.
Sabersonic: I do. Well goodbye everyone!
006g: Goodbye!