Ren is still rummaging through her backpack. The bell rings throughout the halls, leaving Ren with a horrified look on her face.
"Math" She chokes.
Everyone hurries to Math class while Ren still looks in her backpack.
"Ms. Stevens! You're late!" Ren whips around and sees Mr. Wexler.
"For someone as witty and charming as you, I'd hate to have to give you detention" He says.
"Detention? But-"
Mr. Wexler cuts her off.
"I said IF, now get to class, or you will get one"
"But I can't find my-"
"Ren, now I know you wouldn't use your friendship with me to get you out of class" He says.
"No! But my Math paper-"
"M hm, just what I thought"
He hands her a detention slip.
"What?? No! Mr. Wexler!" Ren cries.
"I don't want to hear it, get to class" He says.
Ren sighs and heads to Math empty handed.
"And so, that proves the-"
The math teacher Mrs. Jackson stops when she sees Ren come in.
"Ren, you're late" She says.
"I know" Ren says. "I was looking for my math paper and-"
"Just take a seat"
"WHY IS EVERYBODY CUTTING ME OF!?!" Ren screams.
"Ren! Just for that outburst, you've found yourself in detention" Mrs. Jackson says handing Ren a note.
"No! You can't!" Ren proclaims.
"But I can" She smiles. "Now take a seat"
Ren groans and sits down.
"So as we see on the board" The teacher starts.
Ren drifts off though, thinking about what has happened around the school. All the singing... it's SO weird. Her head snaps up at the sound of singing... from Mrs. Jackson.
"So if you look up at the board, you can see,
Math isn't hard, it's rather easy.
It's the basic 2 plus one equals three
Now hand in your math papers to me,
Or else I think my Philosophy,
Will have no choice but to be,
Detention, Detention, you'd better believe
And if you don't you'll have to leave.
And take a seat in the principal's room,
And clean up his area, and sweep with a broom.
Cause if you don't
And if you won't
You'll get double detention, here in this room!
So now, in your seat,
Pass in you paper,
And It better be neeeat! Hey!"
Everybody gets up on their desk and stats dancing, everyone that Is, except for Ren.
"Now this is a class for math,
Ya don't wanna go down the wrong path,
And if you do, you'll feel my wrath!
A filthy student:
May I be excused? I need to take a bath!
Teacher:
Okay, enough nonsense, let's carry on with claaass!"
(The singing stops)
"Jacob Anderson"
Jacob walks to the teacher and gives her the sheet.
Ren panics.
"Max Cooper"
Ren looks around, hoping for a miracle, and sees an extra math paper on the floor, blank, but maybe she could do it in 49 seconds. Ren picks it up and looks for her pencil.
"Jamie Foul"
She looks over at Max's desk.
"Psst. Max! Can I Borrow a pen?" Ren asks.
Max nods and hands her his blue pen. Ren looks at the test.
"Amanda Gills"
Question 1: (MENTAL MATH) What's 534X325+5463-3X3242562?
"Okay, this should be easy, it's multiplication, Addition and simple subtraction" Ren mumbles.
"Rupert Larson"
Ren scribbles down 4, knowing it's probably the wrong answer and looks at the second question.
"Samuel Peterson"
Ren was only two away.
2) What is the common subtraction shown in Friday's class?
"Friday's class? What'd we do Friday?" Ren asks, trying to remember.
"David Shown"
"Uh-Oh" Ren gasps.
"Ren Stevens"
"Here!" Ren calls and lets out a laugh.
"Is your PAPER here?" Mrs. Jackson asks.
"Well... yes... But... it's not done" Ren hands her the paper.
"4?" She asks.
"Four" Ren says and smiles.
"Did you get this off the ground? Yes! You did! This was my extra copy that I needed to give to Mr. Googleheimer! And you can't erase it cause you've marked it up in pen!" Mrs. Jackson cries.
"It was Max's pen, blame him, not me!" Ren says.
"It's detention for you" She says.
"What??? You already gave me detention and so did Mr. Wexler!" Ren shrieks.
"Then it looks like you've got quadruple detentions" Louis says as he walks by the classroom.
"That means four, I only have three, pinhead" Ren calls.
"Actually, for marking up this page, I'm giving you a fourth one" Mrs. Jackson says.
"Told ya" Louis says as he walks by again.
"SHUT UP!" Ren screams.
"Math" She chokes.
Everyone hurries to Math class while Ren still looks in her backpack.
"Ms. Stevens! You're late!" Ren whips around and sees Mr. Wexler.
"For someone as witty and charming as you, I'd hate to have to give you detention" He says.
"Detention? But-"
Mr. Wexler cuts her off.
"I said IF, now get to class, or you will get one"
"But I can't find my-"
"Ren, now I know you wouldn't use your friendship with me to get you out of class" He says.
"No! But my Math paper-"
"M hm, just what I thought"
He hands her a detention slip.
"What?? No! Mr. Wexler!" Ren cries.
"I don't want to hear it, get to class" He says.
Ren sighs and heads to Math empty handed.
"And so, that proves the-"
The math teacher Mrs. Jackson stops when she sees Ren come in.
"Ren, you're late" She says.
"I know" Ren says. "I was looking for my math paper and-"
"Just take a seat"
"WHY IS EVERYBODY CUTTING ME OF!?!" Ren screams.
"Ren! Just for that outburst, you've found yourself in detention" Mrs. Jackson says handing Ren a note.
"No! You can't!" Ren proclaims.
"But I can" She smiles. "Now take a seat"
Ren groans and sits down.
"So as we see on the board" The teacher starts.
Ren drifts off though, thinking about what has happened around the school. All the singing... it's SO weird. Her head snaps up at the sound of singing... from Mrs. Jackson.
"So if you look up at the board, you can see,
Math isn't hard, it's rather easy.
It's the basic 2 plus one equals three
Now hand in your math papers to me,
Or else I think my Philosophy,
Will have no choice but to be,
Detention, Detention, you'd better believe
And if you don't you'll have to leave.
And take a seat in the principal's room,
And clean up his area, and sweep with a broom.
Cause if you don't
And if you won't
You'll get double detention, here in this room!
So now, in your seat,
Pass in you paper,
And It better be neeeat! Hey!"
Everybody gets up on their desk and stats dancing, everyone that Is, except for Ren.
"Now this is a class for math,
Ya don't wanna go down the wrong path,
And if you do, you'll feel my wrath!
A filthy student:
May I be excused? I need to take a bath!
Teacher:
Okay, enough nonsense, let's carry on with claaass!"
(The singing stops)
"Jacob Anderson"
Jacob walks to the teacher and gives her the sheet.
Ren panics.
"Max Cooper"
Ren looks around, hoping for a miracle, and sees an extra math paper on the floor, blank, but maybe she could do it in 49 seconds. Ren picks it up and looks for her pencil.
"Jamie Foul"
She looks over at Max's desk.
"Psst. Max! Can I Borrow a pen?" Ren asks.
Max nods and hands her his blue pen. Ren looks at the test.
"Amanda Gills"
Question 1: (MENTAL MATH) What's 534X325+5463-3X3242562?
"Okay, this should be easy, it's multiplication, Addition and simple subtraction" Ren mumbles.
"Rupert Larson"
Ren scribbles down 4, knowing it's probably the wrong answer and looks at the second question.
"Samuel Peterson"
Ren was only two away.
2) What is the common subtraction shown in Friday's class?
"Friday's class? What'd we do Friday?" Ren asks, trying to remember.
"David Shown"
"Uh-Oh" Ren gasps.
"Ren Stevens"
"Here!" Ren calls and lets out a laugh.
"Is your PAPER here?" Mrs. Jackson asks.
"Well... yes... But... it's not done" Ren hands her the paper.
"4?" She asks.
"Four" Ren says and smiles.
"Did you get this off the ground? Yes! You did! This was my extra copy that I needed to give to Mr. Googleheimer! And you can't erase it cause you've marked it up in pen!" Mrs. Jackson cries.
"It was Max's pen, blame him, not me!" Ren says.
"It's detention for you" She says.
"What??? You already gave me detention and so did Mr. Wexler!" Ren shrieks.
"Then it looks like you've got quadruple detentions" Louis says as he walks by the classroom.
"That means four, I only have three, pinhead" Ren calls.
"Actually, for marking up this page, I'm giving you a fourth one" Mrs. Jackson says.
"Told ya" Louis says as he walks by again.
"SHUT UP!" Ren screams.