Pokemon Surprise!

By Gohans Gal

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, but I do have a really cool picture of an axe!(why do I even bother writing these?!)

A/N: Hey guys, I'm really sorry about the shortness of this, and it being badly written, and the well, badness of it. Just a fore-note, I'm really sorry if I offend anyone in this fic, I'm just in a really bad mood right now, anyways, away from my ramblings, and on with the show!

2^nd A/N: If you need to know any more about why I wrote this, you'll have to read the fic first! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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The sun was shining and the day was warm as Ash and Pikachu skipped merrily along the path.

"Pikachu, pikachu, pik, pik, pikachu!" sang Pikachu as he skipped along beside Ash.

Just then, James jumped out of a nearby bush with an axe,

"DIE!!!!!" screamed James as he ran towards Ash and Pikachu, axe in hand.

"Get `em Pika...URG." said Ash as his head hit the dusty path with a satisfying `splat'.

"Piiiiikkkkkkkaaaaaa...URG." Said Pikachu as he began to attack James, but his head joined Ash's on the path as James began to dance around singing something that sounded like "HAHA! YES! I GOT THEM! I GOT THEM!" , but remember, he's still holding the axe.

"I GOT THEM! I GOT THEM! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said James as the axe he had just thrown into the air hit him on the head, blade down.

As Jessie, Meowth, Brock and Misty came round the corner, as they all stared at the motionless bodies of Ash, Pikachu and James, they all simultaneously let out a cry....

"WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey, who wants to go for a walk?!" asked Misty.

"OK!!" replied Brock.

"Fine with me!" answered Jessie.

"Alright! A walk!" said Meowth as they all walked off into the sunset. They all thought that this was the best day of their lives, and they all lived happily ever after.

THE END

Hey, sorry about all the badly written-like stuff, I do like Pokemon, kindofa, but I'm in a really bad mood right now and I've had this written down since before I even knew this web-site existed, sorry for the shortness!

Anyways, you read, you leave review, and I know that was really bad, so no need for flamers!

`til next time...

! Gohans Gal!

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