The Ballad Of Legolas

Wide Awake Bored

Legolas, o Legolas,

So tall and so right.

Legolas, o Legolas,

No one quite so bright.

Legolas, o Legolas,

Uncompared is your might.

And when the Orcs show up we're shouting,

"Fight, Fight, FIGHT!"

Legolas, o Legolas,

God what a sight!

We're making love every day and every,

Night, Night, NIGHT!

Legolas, o Legolas,

You give me a fright.

But every night you take me to a new,

Height, Height, HEIGHT!

-Wide Awake Bored

*Author's Note: This ballad is dedicated to Lia Greenleaf, as she has a love for Legolas, o Legolas, and it is written in her perspective.