Part II
In the last episode of SDDTMUA, Kazuya & Lee had barely managed to pull a victory against the femme fatale team of Anna & Nina while Goku & Vegeta gained a victory against Bruce & Lei. Will the Saiya-jins continue to defeat all their opponents or will they be eliminated? Things are heating up, & what does Heihachi have in store? All that maniacal laughter must have some meaning behind it. You don't want to miss a single second of today's episode of SDDTMA. (that's dissin the American DBZ)
Somewhere in the fighting area
Nina: We shouldn't have lost. We had them beat.
Anna: Well, we're out of the tournament, you'll just have to find some other way to
get Lee. Personally, all you have to do is send him photos of you*
Nina: Nay. Those dragonballs are the only way. We'll just have to steal them.
Anna: What's in it for me?
Nina: I dunna know.
Anna: How `bout you give me back all the underwear you stole from me over the
years.
Nina: NAY!
Anna: I ain't helping you then lass. Yer on your own.
Nina: I dunna need your help anyway.
Anna: And I also might grass about your plan.
Nina: Bitch!
Anna: (smirks) T'is a deal then.
Nina: (frustratedly) Aye, t'is a deal.
Somewhere else
Michelle: No way!
Paul: I swear!
Michelle: Then what?
Paul: Dad beat the crap out of him.
Julia: But how did he know it was him who tried to sexually harass your mother.
Paul: Simple, we found her panties in the back of his car.
Julia/Michelle: (nervous laughs)
Law: We're up Paul boy.
Paul: Cool.
(Paul & Law walk away)
Law: Did you hear what those saiya-jin guys did to Bruce & Lei? They might just win
this tournament!
Paul: Yeah I know, still we might be able to handle them if we make it to them.
Law: You got another plan*
Ganryu: Hey Phoenix my main man! How's it hangin.
Paul: What d'you want fatboy?
Ganryu: (Grabs Paul's Jacket) Please, you gotta tell me how you did it.
Paul: Did what? What are you talking about?
Ganryu: Michelle and Julia, you were flirting with them, talking to them, making
them laugh. You gotta tell me how to do that.
Paul: Flirting!? I was just telling them*
Ganryu: I know where there's a kodiac & grizzly bear plantation.
Paul: Well if you put it that way.....
In Heihachi's office where the dragonballs are kept.
Heihachi: (looking over all his estate): HAHAHAHAHA. I'm so powerful,
so very, very powerful. HAHAHA. I love the power. It makes me laugh
because it makes me feel witty............I feel so witty, so witty &
pretty & glad. I feel so powerful,, so powerful & evil &
glad..........
While Heihachi sings away and suspects nothing, Nina & Anna Sneak in.
Nina: Quick, while he's singing away and suspects nothing.
Anna: Aye.
Heihachi: I feel so .......so.....so....
Anna: Silly, dear.
Heihachi: Yes that's it, thanks.... Hey! What are you doing here. I'm sure its to
pleasure me.
Nina: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Anna: Quick! Lets get out o' here. Top o' the mornin to ya sir but we really must be
leaving.
Nina: What are ye doin' lass. There's two of us, we can take him.
Heihachi: (very `Sonic The Hedgehog' like and tapping 1 foot) I don't think so.
And to further humiliate you, I shall fight with an annoying imitation Irish
accent that insults your Irish heritage, HAHAHAHAHA! Now te start. I'm
goin'te take ye oot!
Anna: That's Scottish! Yer just pissin us off now sonny!
Heihachi: Quiet ye foolish garl.
Nina: You'll pay!
Nina & Anna both hurt Heihachi severely and tie him into His chair
Nina: That'll learn ye!
Heihachi: Nay it wain't!
Anna rears hand back to slap Heihachi but Kazuya & Lee walk in.
Lee:...but the thing is I don't like Irish women.
Kazuya: I hear ya. I only picked Jun because of her pure Japanese*
Heihachi: Aach! Me wee lads.
Kazuya: Tou-san?
Lee: Oh no, the gaijin have taken our sensei. They're in control now!
Anna: Don't like Irish women eh!?
Nina: But hey, we're in control now.
Lee: Never! (gets into fighting stance)
Nina gets out a dagger & sticks it to Heihachi's throat.
Nina: You'll do what you be told.
Heihachi: Listen to tha lass. I'm too young to be dead....I mean dyd!
Anna: Quit it with tha' crap accent!
Heihachi: Dun'na get yer kilt up lass, although....
Nina: If you want to save yer ol' man, ye better be ready to pleasure me!
Anna: Oi, you lads with the riffles in black armour! Sort these 2 out!
Lee: Quick! Lets get some help!
Kazuya: I don't need no help! I'm so powerful* (clenches fist but is grabbed by Lee)
Lee: Not now tough guy. We gotta go.
Lee & Kazuya run away closely pursued by the men. They get outside & go down some alley that conveniently happens to have dumpsters which the men conveniently don't search.
Lee: They're gone! That was close.
Kazuya: Hey look! Porn mags.
Lee: (ignoring) We need to get the empire back!
Kazuya: My god! Look what she's doing with those nun-chucks. That can't be legal.
Lee: Who do you think would help us?
Kazuya: Nice improvising.
Lee: Maybe those Saiya-jins would. They're really strong & they can fly. We just got
to offer them those Dragonballs.
Meanwhile
Anna: So you say we're in charge of the whole MFE now.
Heihachi: Aye. As long as ye keep me alive. As yer hostage.
Nina:*exasperated sigh*
Heihachi: But the second ye leave, I will have ye shot in yer legs, amputate all yer
Limbs, then personally beat you while chained to a stake with a pair of
spiked iron gloves... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..*deep
breath*...HAHAHA!
Anna/Nina: Both stare blankly at Heihachi.
Heihachi: *nervous laughs*I said that out loud didn't I?. Did I mention if you leave
now I'll let you go unharmed.
Nina: He's a couple of gold coins short of a pot. We'll have te think of a way to
escape while bringing him with us. But that's too risky, If he escapes he'll rape
us and then kill us.
Anna: Or kill us and rape us
Heihachi: Or rape ye and rape ye again. But I can't kill ye and kill ye again, because
you'd already be dyd.
Nina: We'll have to grudgingly stay here among all this luxury and servants until we
can come up with a plan. Well, looks like we're in charge for now.
Anna: Lets give it a go. Oi, you! Bake me a metre high cake in 2 minutes, an you
two...um....fight to the death!
Servant 1 & 2 shrug. Then servant 1 breaks a champagne bottle, servant 2 grabs
dai-katana off the wall
Across the estate
Law: My god, your wife's that bad!?
Lei: The horror.
Goku: I know. And then after that, she makes me do it again.
Vegeta: She just loves your body Kakarot.
Hwoarang: I ain't never getting married!
Gohan: Can I take my fingers out of my ears now.
Goku: *nods*
Vegeta: Trunks, cover your ears.
Megaphone on estate:...so you press this button & talk into it. Oh I see.....Ahem!
testing, testing. Anna is so sexy! Hey this is Anna.
Everyone: HI ANNA!
Anna: Just letting everyone know. We've taken over & your lives are for us to toy
with now. Resistance is useless since we got all those guys in black & all them
remote controlled booby traps in this place. Don't try calling for outside help,
the estate has been sealed off with solid steel walls, phone lines are dead, all
cell-phone signals have been scrambled. See ya later!
Trunks: OH NO! Not solid steel. We'll never get through (starts crying)
Vegeta: Weak child. I could destroy this wall with Final flash.
King: Don't be sucha stupido!
Vegeta: No watch! (starts up final flash in palm)
Baek: That's just ki. I could do that when I was 18.
Vegeta: Well I could do it when I was 6 months old.
Hwoarang: (really annoying sceptic tone) So! It's still just ki!
Vegeta: All right then, hands up everyone here who's descended from an ancient &
powerful warrior race with monkey tails. (raises hand)
Goku/Gotenks/Gohan: *Raise hands*
King: *raises hand*
Armor King: *elbows King in the ribs*
King: *Lowers hand*, *cheesy grin*
Vegeta: HA! Thought so!!
Vegeta destroys wall as promised with Final flash
Yoshimitsu: Well you sure showed us. And to think, we all doubted you. Now what?
Vegeta: I don't know. Why did I do this again?
Goku: Beats me, lets all go take a walk.
They do so
Meanwhile
Kazuya: Hey shouldn't we get outta here now. Its cramped!
Lee: Its safer in here. Surprisingly enough it doesn't smell that bad neither.
????: I can do something about that.
Kazuya: NOO! Please don't!!
Lee: Who's there?
Kazuya: Boskonovitch? What are you doing here?
Dr B: I'm wanted. Just like you are Lee.
Lee: Wanted by who?
Kazuya/Dr.B: *stare at Lee like he's the stupidest guy in the world*
Lee: Why are you wanted then?
Dr. B: They want me to find a way to turn those balls back from stone faster.
Kazuya: What do they want to wish for?
Lee/Dr.B: *stare at Kazuya like he's the stupidest guy in the world*
Dr B: What do you 2 plan to do to save your father?
Lee/Kazuya: *stare at Dr B like he's the stupidest guy in the world*
Lee: What's the reward for my capture?
Kazuya: *looks at Lee like he's the stupidest guy in the world but soon realizes it
wasn't a dumb question resulting in embarrassment*
Dr B: The captor gets to go free.
Kazuya: What do they plan to do with the dragonballs then?
Dr B: They'll probably wish for the world?
Back with the girls
Anna: Hey lets wish for the world since ye can just have Lee anyway without the
Dragonballs.
Nina: I still have ta wish for Lee for me self other wise it wain't be love.
Heihachi: ...you elevate my soul, I got no self control, been
Living like a mole now, going down, Excavation
Higher now! in the sky. You make me feel like I can fly,
EL-EV-AT-ION!! WHOOO*
Nina: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Heihachi: mumble mumble... can't even sing in my own...mumble...office. By the
way, you two be in a situatuion ye can'na control. You came here to thieve
me balls and ye were caught. You happen to have an advantage with me
tied up in a chair but ye can'na win.
Anna: Thaaank yooou, mister obvious.
Nina: But ye be wrong. You see, I will win an Lee will be mine. And I'll also kill ye
before I go cuz your such a bastard. HA HAHA HAHA HAHA.
Heihachi: I think this lifestyle has corrupted you.
Nina: Damn right (sits back on sunbed with martini & turns on 128" T.V. to a soccer match)
Heihachi: Aye! That be the stuff. Celtics are up two nil.
Back with the morons wandering around aimlessly
King: Hey did you hear that everyone?
Vegeta: What!?
King: Some voice just called us wandering morons.
Armor King: *whispers to group* One piledriver too many.
King: My super enhanced jaguar-like senses heard that!
*Kaz, Lee & DrB come round corner*
Lei: Its them who we have to catch to go free.
Bruce: Get them.
Lee: Wait! You're not allowed to catch me.
Law: Oh yeah? Why?
Lee: Because...because.. it says so in the rule book.
Hwoarang: What rule book?
Lee: (turns round & pencil scratchings can be heard) Here.
Post-it reading: Rule # 49-C : Lee Chaolan cannot be captured to satisfy the agenda of a third party that will benefit from such an act and will compensate the capturing party in return.
Trunks: It's 1 page long.
Lee:......Condensed version. Ain't it Kaz?
Kazuya: *picking his ear* Huh!?
Lee: Say yes.
Kazuya: Does it say how good I am?
Lee: Sure it does.
Kazuya: Yes.
Goku: Well if the rules say so. You can't go round breaking rules. If everyone did
that then the world would just be*
Gohan: Shut up dad.
Lee: All of you have to help me get this place back.
Baek: Why?
Lee: (turns round & pencil scratchings can be heard) Cuz its in the*
Gotenks: O.K. we believe you.
Goku: So where do we start?
Meanwhile in*
King: See there it is again! That voice it just said meanwhile in...
Armor King: (Mexican profanities telling King to stop being crazy)
Paul: Hi everyone.
Law: Where've you been.
Paul: Practising my textbook flipkicks.
Law/Paul: *laugh hysterically*
Paul: HAHAHAHA, I cant even say it with a straight face! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Law: HAHAHAHA,Yup! HAHA, we both know you were beating up bears.HAHA...
Paul: Well seriously, yes. So whassup?
Kazuya: Nothin'. Watchin' the game, havin a Bud.
Lee: Ha ha! It's funny cos he's ripping off Budweiser and could get sued.
Lei: Yep. I oughta arrest you.
Kazuya: But, you're not allowed to catch us.
Lei: Actually, we can't catch Lee. Check the rules..
Kazuya: (turns round and pencil scratchings can be heard) Here, it's the revised
version.
Post-it reading: Rule #49-D. Please don't catch Kazuya because ...
Lei: Because what?
Kazuya: Shutup, that's what!
Jun: (comes in & sees Kazuya) So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.
Where have you been!?
Kazuya: I've been cheating on you.
Jun: You liar! You were with Lee!
Kazuya: I think we screwed that up.
Jun: Oh well, lets make out. (does so)
(Jin, Bryan, Eddy, Yoshi, Kuni & Ling enter)
Jin: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! GROOOOSSSSSSS.
So whats happenin.
Kazuya: Me an yer mother are*
Jin: I mean with everyone else thanks.
(Michelle Julia come round the corner with Ganryu disguised like a bush...... no, a giant redwood following them)
Michelle: Was that tree there before?
(Ganryu sneaks up to Paul)
Paul: Here's your chance. Open up with something funny then ask her about her day.
She'll talk a bit. Just nod & say yup. Like this (does so)
Ganryu: So. Michelle. Hi.... How `bout those native americans. I hear that they don't
have phones & that they use smoke signals. HAHAHA..haha..ha..ha.... shit!
Goku: Hey we got quite a big group. Lets just do the angry mob thing.
Lee: Alright. I didn't have a plan anyhow!
Bruce: What's with that drawing then.
Lee: That's me doing a silver cyclone on someone.
Kazuya: Can I seeee?
Lee: Nooooooo.
Bruce: (Looking at Lee's former `plan') Ha ha. He's got pointy hair.
Vegeta: So anyone got any pitchforks & torches?
Kunimitsu: I got loads.
Yoshimitsu: Why!?
Kunimitsu: You never know. (empties contents of bag 1" x 1" yet still manages to make a pile 2 meters high)
Armor King: Alright. You wanted to be in an angry mob, so you joined Mob Club.
Now, the first rule of Mob Club is, you do not talk about Mob Club.
The second rule of Mob Club is, you do not talk about Mob Club. The
third rule of Mob Club is, you do not talk about Mob Club, the
fourth.....
some time later:
...............the tenth rule of mob club is, you do not talk about fight club. It's a
terrible movie with an awful cast. The ending twist is also crap. Now,
Any questions?
On the next episode, find out if the mob club succeeds or fails. Or maybe somewhere in between. Oh! I know. What if they succeed, but fail if you know what I mean, or if they fail but succeed in doing it? Or maybe they go to a party & get drunk but succeed but then* OK I'll shut up!! Geez!
In the last episode of SDDTMUA, Kazuya & Lee had barely managed to pull a victory against the femme fatale team of Anna & Nina while Goku & Vegeta gained a victory against Bruce & Lei. Will the Saiya-jins continue to defeat all their opponents or will they be eliminated? Things are heating up, & what does Heihachi have in store? All that maniacal laughter must have some meaning behind it. You don't want to miss a single second of today's episode of SDDTMA. (that's dissin the American DBZ)
Somewhere in the fighting area
Nina: We shouldn't have lost. We had them beat.
Anna: Well, we're out of the tournament, you'll just have to find some other way to
get Lee. Personally, all you have to do is send him photos of you*
Nina: Nay. Those dragonballs are the only way. We'll just have to steal them.
Anna: What's in it for me?
Nina: I dunna know.
Anna: How `bout you give me back all the underwear you stole from me over the
years.
Nina: NAY!
Anna: I ain't helping you then lass. Yer on your own.
Nina: I dunna need your help anyway.
Anna: And I also might grass about your plan.
Nina: Bitch!
Anna: (smirks) T'is a deal then.
Nina: (frustratedly) Aye, t'is a deal.
Somewhere else
Michelle: No way!
Paul: I swear!
Michelle: Then what?
Paul: Dad beat the crap out of him.
Julia: But how did he know it was him who tried to sexually harass your mother.
Paul: Simple, we found her panties in the back of his car.
Julia/Michelle: (nervous laughs)
Law: We're up Paul boy.
Paul: Cool.
(Paul & Law walk away)
Law: Did you hear what those saiya-jin guys did to Bruce & Lei? They might just win
this tournament!
Paul: Yeah I know, still we might be able to handle them if we make it to them.
Law: You got another plan*
Ganryu: Hey Phoenix my main man! How's it hangin.
Paul: What d'you want fatboy?
Ganryu: (Grabs Paul's Jacket) Please, you gotta tell me how you did it.
Paul: Did what? What are you talking about?
Ganryu: Michelle and Julia, you were flirting with them, talking to them, making
them laugh. You gotta tell me how to do that.
Paul: Flirting!? I was just telling them*
Ganryu: I know where there's a kodiac & grizzly bear plantation.
Paul: Well if you put it that way.....
In Heihachi's office where the dragonballs are kept.
Heihachi: (looking over all his estate): HAHAHAHAHA. I'm so powerful,
so very, very powerful. HAHAHA. I love the power. It makes me laugh
because it makes me feel witty............I feel so witty, so witty &
pretty & glad. I feel so powerful,, so powerful & evil &
glad..........
While Heihachi sings away and suspects nothing, Nina & Anna Sneak in.
Nina: Quick, while he's singing away and suspects nothing.
Anna: Aye.
Heihachi: I feel so .......so.....so....
Anna: Silly, dear.
Heihachi: Yes that's it, thanks.... Hey! What are you doing here. I'm sure its to
pleasure me.
Nina: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Anna: Quick! Lets get out o' here. Top o' the mornin to ya sir but we really must be
leaving.
Nina: What are ye doin' lass. There's two of us, we can take him.
Heihachi: (very `Sonic The Hedgehog' like and tapping 1 foot) I don't think so.
And to further humiliate you, I shall fight with an annoying imitation Irish
accent that insults your Irish heritage, HAHAHAHAHA! Now te start. I'm
goin'te take ye oot!
Anna: That's Scottish! Yer just pissin us off now sonny!
Heihachi: Quiet ye foolish garl.
Nina: You'll pay!
Nina & Anna both hurt Heihachi severely and tie him into His chair
Nina: That'll learn ye!
Heihachi: Nay it wain't!
Anna rears hand back to slap Heihachi but Kazuya & Lee walk in.
Lee:...but the thing is I don't like Irish women.
Kazuya: I hear ya. I only picked Jun because of her pure Japanese*
Heihachi: Aach! Me wee lads.
Kazuya: Tou-san?
Lee: Oh no, the gaijin have taken our sensei. They're in control now!
Anna: Don't like Irish women eh!?
Nina: But hey, we're in control now.
Lee: Never! (gets into fighting stance)
Nina gets out a dagger & sticks it to Heihachi's throat.
Nina: You'll do what you be told.
Heihachi: Listen to tha lass. I'm too young to be dead....I mean dyd!
Anna: Quit it with tha' crap accent!
Heihachi: Dun'na get yer kilt up lass, although....
Nina: If you want to save yer ol' man, ye better be ready to pleasure me!
Anna: Oi, you lads with the riffles in black armour! Sort these 2 out!
Lee: Quick! Lets get some help!
Kazuya: I don't need no help! I'm so powerful* (clenches fist but is grabbed by Lee)
Lee: Not now tough guy. We gotta go.
Lee & Kazuya run away closely pursued by the men. They get outside & go down some alley that conveniently happens to have dumpsters which the men conveniently don't search.
Lee: They're gone! That was close.
Kazuya: Hey look! Porn mags.
Lee: (ignoring) We need to get the empire back!
Kazuya: My god! Look what she's doing with those nun-chucks. That can't be legal.
Lee: Who do you think would help us?
Kazuya: Nice improvising.
Lee: Maybe those Saiya-jins would. They're really strong & they can fly. We just got
to offer them those Dragonballs.
Meanwhile
Anna: So you say we're in charge of the whole MFE now.
Heihachi: Aye. As long as ye keep me alive. As yer hostage.
Nina:*exasperated sigh*
Heihachi: But the second ye leave, I will have ye shot in yer legs, amputate all yer
Limbs, then personally beat you while chained to a stake with a pair of
spiked iron gloves... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..*deep
breath*...HAHAHA!
Anna/Nina: Both stare blankly at Heihachi.
Heihachi: *nervous laughs*I said that out loud didn't I?. Did I mention if you leave
now I'll let you go unharmed.
Nina: He's a couple of gold coins short of a pot. We'll have te think of a way to
escape while bringing him with us. But that's too risky, If he escapes he'll rape
us and then kill us.
Anna: Or kill us and rape us
Heihachi: Or rape ye and rape ye again. But I can't kill ye and kill ye again, because
you'd already be dyd.
Nina: We'll have to grudgingly stay here among all this luxury and servants until we
can come up with a plan. Well, looks like we're in charge for now.
Anna: Lets give it a go. Oi, you! Bake me a metre high cake in 2 minutes, an you
two...um....fight to the death!
Servant 1 & 2 shrug. Then servant 1 breaks a champagne bottle, servant 2 grabs
dai-katana off the wall
Across the estate
Law: My god, your wife's that bad!?
Lei: The horror.
Goku: I know. And then after that, she makes me do it again.
Vegeta: She just loves your body Kakarot.
Hwoarang: I ain't never getting married!
Gohan: Can I take my fingers out of my ears now.
Goku: *nods*
Vegeta: Trunks, cover your ears.
Megaphone on estate:...so you press this button & talk into it. Oh I see.....Ahem!
testing, testing. Anna is so sexy! Hey this is Anna.
Everyone: HI ANNA!
Anna: Just letting everyone know. We've taken over & your lives are for us to toy
with now. Resistance is useless since we got all those guys in black & all them
remote controlled booby traps in this place. Don't try calling for outside help,
the estate has been sealed off with solid steel walls, phone lines are dead, all
cell-phone signals have been scrambled. See ya later!
Trunks: OH NO! Not solid steel. We'll never get through (starts crying)
Vegeta: Weak child. I could destroy this wall with Final flash.
King: Don't be sucha stupido!
Vegeta: No watch! (starts up final flash in palm)
Baek: That's just ki. I could do that when I was 18.
Vegeta: Well I could do it when I was 6 months old.
Hwoarang: (really annoying sceptic tone) So! It's still just ki!
Vegeta: All right then, hands up everyone here who's descended from an ancient &
powerful warrior race with monkey tails. (raises hand)
Goku/Gotenks/Gohan: *Raise hands*
King: *raises hand*
Armor King: *elbows King in the ribs*
King: *Lowers hand*, *cheesy grin*
Vegeta: HA! Thought so!!
Vegeta destroys wall as promised with Final flash
Yoshimitsu: Well you sure showed us. And to think, we all doubted you. Now what?
Vegeta: I don't know. Why did I do this again?
Goku: Beats me, lets all go take a walk.
They do so
Meanwhile
Kazuya: Hey shouldn't we get outta here now. Its cramped!
Lee: Its safer in here. Surprisingly enough it doesn't smell that bad neither.
????: I can do something about that.
Kazuya: NOO! Please don't!!
Lee: Who's there?
Kazuya: Boskonovitch? What are you doing here?
Dr B: I'm wanted. Just like you are Lee.
Lee: Wanted by who?
Kazuya/Dr.B: *stare at Lee like he's the stupidest guy in the world*
Lee: Why are you wanted then?
Dr. B: They want me to find a way to turn those balls back from stone faster.
Kazuya: What do they want to wish for?
Lee/Dr.B: *stare at Kazuya like he's the stupidest guy in the world*
Dr B: What do you 2 plan to do to save your father?
Lee/Kazuya: *stare at Dr B like he's the stupidest guy in the world*
Lee: What's the reward for my capture?
Kazuya: *looks at Lee like he's the stupidest guy in the world but soon realizes it
wasn't a dumb question resulting in embarrassment*
Dr B: The captor gets to go free.
Kazuya: What do they plan to do with the dragonballs then?
Dr B: They'll probably wish for the world?
Back with the girls
Anna: Hey lets wish for the world since ye can just have Lee anyway without the
Dragonballs.
Nina: I still have ta wish for Lee for me self other wise it wain't be love.
Heihachi: ...you elevate my soul, I got no self control, been
Living like a mole now, going down, Excavation
Higher now! in the sky. You make me feel like I can fly,
EL-EV-AT-ION!! WHOOO*
Nina: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Heihachi: mumble mumble... can't even sing in my own...mumble...office. By the
way, you two be in a situatuion ye can'na control. You came here to thieve
me balls and ye were caught. You happen to have an advantage with me
tied up in a chair but ye can'na win.
Anna: Thaaank yooou, mister obvious.
Nina: But ye be wrong. You see, I will win an Lee will be mine. And I'll also kill ye
before I go cuz your such a bastard. HA HAHA HAHA HAHA.
Heihachi: I think this lifestyle has corrupted you.
Nina: Damn right (sits back on sunbed with martini & turns on 128" T.V. to a soccer match)
Heihachi: Aye! That be the stuff. Celtics are up two nil.
Back with the morons wandering around aimlessly
King: Hey did you hear that everyone?
Vegeta: What!?
King: Some voice just called us wandering morons.
Armor King: *whispers to group* One piledriver too many.
King: My super enhanced jaguar-like senses heard that!
*Kaz, Lee & DrB come round corner*
Lei: Its them who we have to catch to go free.
Bruce: Get them.
Lee: Wait! You're not allowed to catch me.
Law: Oh yeah? Why?
Lee: Because...because.. it says so in the rule book.
Hwoarang: What rule book?
Lee: (turns round & pencil scratchings can be heard) Here.
Post-it reading: Rule # 49-C : Lee Chaolan cannot be captured to satisfy the agenda of a third party that will benefit from such an act and will compensate the capturing party in return.
Trunks: It's 1 page long.
Lee:......Condensed version. Ain't it Kaz?
Kazuya: *picking his ear* Huh!?
Lee: Say yes.
Kazuya: Does it say how good I am?
Lee: Sure it does.
Kazuya: Yes.
Goku: Well if the rules say so. You can't go round breaking rules. If everyone did
that then the world would just be*
Gohan: Shut up dad.
Lee: All of you have to help me get this place back.
Baek: Why?
Lee: (turns round & pencil scratchings can be heard) Cuz its in the*
Gotenks: O.K. we believe you.
Goku: So where do we start?
Meanwhile in*
King: See there it is again! That voice it just said meanwhile in...
Armor King: (Mexican profanities telling King to stop being crazy)
Paul: Hi everyone.
Law: Where've you been.
Paul: Practising my textbook flipkicks.
Law/Paul: *laugh hysterically*
Paul: HAHAHAHA, I cant even say it with a straight face! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Law: HAHAHAHA,Yup! HAHA, we both know you were beating up bears.HAHA...
Paul: Well seriously, yes. So whassup?
Kazuya: Nothin'. Watchin' the game, havin a Bud.
Lee: Ha ha! It's funny cos he's ripping off Budweiser and could get sued.
Lei: Yep. I oughta arrest you.
Kazuya: But, you're not allowed to catch us.
Lei: Actually, we can't catch Lee. Check the rules..
Kazuya: (turns round and pencil scratchings can be heard) Here, it's the revised
version.
Post-it reading: Rule #49-D. Please don't catch Kazuya because ...
Lei: Because what?
Kazuya: Shutup, that's what!
Jun: (comes in & sees Kazuya) So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.
Where have you been!?
Kazuya: I've been cheating on you.
Jun: You liar! You were with Lee!
Kazuya: I think we screwed that up.
Jun: Oh well, lets make out. (does so)
(Jin, Bryan, Eddy, Yoshi, Kuni & Ling enter)
Jin: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! GROOOOSSSSSSS.
So whats happenin.
Kazuya: Me an yer mother are*
Jin: I mean with everyone else thanks.
(Michelle Julia come round the corner with Ganryu disguised like a bush...... no, a giant redwood following them)
Michelle: Was that tree there before?
(Ganryu sneaks up to Paul)
Paul: Here's your chance. Open up with something funny then ask her about her day.
She'll talk a bit. Just nod & say yup. Like this (does so)
Ganryu: So. Michelle. Hi.... How `bout those native americans. I hear that they don't
have phones & that they use smoke signals. HAHAHA..haha..ha..ha.... shit!
Goku: Hey we got quite a big group. Lets just do the angry mob thing.
Lee: Alright. I didn't have a plan anyhow!
Bruce: What's with that drawing then.
Lee: That's me doing a silver cyclone on someone.
Kazuya: Can I seeee?
Lee: Nooooooo.
Bruce: (Looking at Lee's former `plan') Ha ha. He's got pointy hair.
Vegeta: So anyone got any pitchforks & torches?
Kunimitsu: I got loads.
Yoshimitsu: Why!?
Kunimitsu: You never know. (empties contents of bag 1" x 1" yet still manages to make a pile 2 meters high)
Armor King: Alright. You wanted to be in an angry mob, so you joined Mob Club.
Now, the first rule of Mob Club is, you do not talk about Mob Club.
The second rule of Mob Club is, you do not talk about Mob Club. The
third rule of Mob Club is, you do not talk about Mob Club, the
fourth.....
some time later:
...............the tenth rule of mob club is, you do not talk about fight club. It's a
terrible movie with an awful cast. The ending twist is also crap. Now,
Any questions?
On the next episode, find out if the mob club succeeds or fails. Or maybe somewhere in between. Oh! I know. What if they succeed, but fail if you know what I mean, or if they fail but succeed in doing it? Or maybe they go to a party & get drunk but succeed but then* OK I'll shut up!! Geez!