ANGER MANAGEMENT 101

Part 2

So the fighters, for the moment, were in holding cells at the anger management mansion. Many of the cells were identical, with the exception of Vega's, Cammy's and Bison's. Vega's cell was actually a padded cell. He was dressed to `Not` kill in a straight jacket, those hockey masks for the dangerous (think "silence of the lambs" people), attached to those wheelie like things they use to move those people about with.

Cammy's hands were tied behind her back with huge chains to a stonewall. It was feared she might also go psycho.

M.Bison looked like a caterpillar cocoon wrapped in plastic as he was stapled to the wall of his plastic cell, so as to protect everyone from his electric self.

0_0-Bison

(The would have put Blanka in such a cell too-but "they" trusted him)

Everyone could hear the sounds of footsteps approaching, their attentions turning to the doorway as a tall figure dressed in black with a hood covering its face entered. Behind her came a swarm of 7 foot guards dressed in white monk-like uniform, to which they attacked the cells, unlocking them and dragged the fighters out (which the exception of Vega, who they weelied out).

The fighters moaned and complained as they were led down a huge corridor, with one big window on its left wall, which suggested that this place was stationed above a rainforest. They all turned to look, and it kept them quiet, as they were lead into a library-like room.

The ceiling of this room had a big beautiful painting on it, of fantasy creatures and pink clouds against a blue sky. The floor was plush dark pink carpeted, and there was a huge oak table in the centre where the fighters we sat.

The hooded figure revealed herself. And she was DUHN DUHN DUHNNNNNN!!!!

THE CHIBI NEMESIS (yes I'm sorry, but I just had to be part of this fanfic ok!!!)

The chibi nemesis, however, was not so chibi in this fanfic. She did have a stitched up eye and costume of the original nemesis, but the other side of her face was that of a normal, hazel-eyed black haired British girl. She had a full head of hair, and it covered her stitched eye for the moment.

"Welcome fighters. You are probably wondering why you have been bought here. Well, that's because you all have BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS!!! Throughout your stay here you will be taught how to behave properly, and we will discover the reason for your condition. When you are well, you will be released and another fighter on our reserve list will be bought to take your place!

(Yes people, expect MORE deranged street fighters to join this fanfic!!!)

Protest incurred.

" BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS!!!" said T.Hawk

"NEITHER DO I!!!" said Dhalsim

The chibi nemesis looked at her list…

"Hhhmmm…well, you may not be as serious as the others, but it has been established that you do have minor problems with controlling your tempers."

"Oh rubbish-" said ken. "Look, I know those shadowlaw people-(at ken)*…*-(Balrog, Vega, Sagat, Bison-oh and Cammy too for some reason), may have a few problems but at least me and Ryu are perfectly fine, so if you will just let us-"

"ON THE CONTARY!"

"It has been seen that RYU has the worst case of behavioural disorder out of ALL the street fighters!"-(_0

"WHAT??????" screamed Ryu

"Don't try and hide it Ryu! We have records of many accounts when you have been outrageously violent"

"PROVE IT!"

"OK! Lets start at the beginning. Firstly your catch phrase says it all!"

0_0?????-Ryu

"THE FIGHT IS ALL! C'mon, you wouldn't hear a Nun saying that would you? Its obvious your violent-that says it all-"

"BUT-"

"And there is your occupation…YOU TRAVEL THE WORLD LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!"

"But-but…

"Even Bison seems in better mental health than you. He may be violent, but he has a job-his own business in fact…"

"HE RUNS A CRIMINAL ORGANISATION FOR HEAVENS SAKE!"

"Yes-but he RUNS it! He has put his occupation before his own raging desires and is in a steady job! What do you do? Go around beating up people for their money-"

"Hey, I get into ORGANISED FIGHTS! I don't just go around beating up people for their money; I'm not some kind of criminal! Anyway, what about Vega? He's bonkers upstairs-"

"Yes but he has found a proper outlet for his anger…"

"THOUGH ASSASSINATIONS????"

"Its still a job-an outlet"

_-Ryu

"And what about Sagat's chest-did you REALLY need to do that? Could you not control yourself?"

"But what about…uummm…"

"OH GIVE IT UP RYU, SHE'S GOT YOUR NUMBER!" Screamed Chun-li, who had had enough of this conversation.

"Yeah buddy, I have to admit she argues a pretty good case. I think you really DO need help!" said ken as he laid a hand on Ryu's shoulder, to which Ryu shot a glare at Ken that could scare even Akuma.

"Its obvious you need attention. As do all of you-that's why you're here. Now, we are going to split you up into groups and take you to the workshops where you will be working with other people (other famous video game characters) who had the same problems you all had, but, through working with us, overcame their problems."

All the fighters face-faulted as their groups were read out.

"Group 1                      "Group 2 are                  and group 3 are

Ryu                               T.Hawk                        Chun-li

Blanka                           Sagat                           Cammy

Dhalsim                         E.Honda                       Vega

DeeJay                          Ken masters                  and M.Bison"-(_^

Fei-Long                        Zangief

And Guile                      and Balrog"

So with groans and grunts, the fighter were lead off to different rooms to begin their "treatment".

Next time on ANGER MANAGEMENT 101-

NEW ARRIVALS!

AND GIRLS VS BOYS IN THE WORKSHOPS!

Who will win,

who will lose,

who will keep their sanity,

who will lose it,

who will fall in love,

and who will go on a killing spree!

(I'm looking at you, Vega!

^_^-Vega)

All will be revealed in the next exciting episode of  ANGER MANAGEMENT 101!

(p.s-I'm really paranoid about this chapter-please r&r and tell me if I'm going wrong somewhere!