ANGER MANAGEMENT 101 CHAPTER 4

Unbeknown to group 2, who were 5 minutes into their basket ball game, they were being watched

by their 2 instructors. There was a lot of cursing going on between the two teams and especially between

Fei-long and Ryu-which the other members of the group was not sure whether it was serious or not.

"Geeze old man! You might have travelled then world, but you still cant put a ball in a hoop huh? I can't hate you for it though-they say the first thing to go at old age is your eyesight!"

"Yeah well-mr wannabe famous-your even cheesier than Van Damme! I thought your sporting skills might have made up for you bad acting but I guess you proved me wrong!"

And so an and so forth.

The two instructors chuckled evilly to themselves as they stepped out of the shadows.

The group took 2 minutes to stop their game and notice them

The instructors were similar in many ways

Both had long white hair in high ponytails, and crops of hair framing their faces.

Both wore uniforms of some kind.

Both carried long sharp similar shaped swords

Both were considered maniacs

Both really WERE maniacs

Both were skilled fighters

And both were at the court to teach the fighters.

And these instructors were…*C**E**N**S**O**R**E**D*…(sorry-you'll have to wait until later in the chapter to find out (_^!!!)

Meanwhile outside-the nemesis…oh sorry, I mean Gary, had begun teaching his group Tai chi.

"this will help you with finding inner peace…it will calm your anger and help you find balance internally and externally."

The fighters were really getting into this, they were all very calm and were enjoying the break they had from their excessive anger.

"This is great isn't it?"-Ken

"I cant remember the last time I felt this good"-E Honda

"I used to do this when I was young, I dunno why I stopped doing it"-Sagat

In fact this group were doing very well…

Unlike group 3

Jin had the fighters facing each other.

Cammy was facing Vega and

Chun-li was Facing Bison

"Ok fighters. I know that the people you are looking directly at now are those you consider your enemies-"

Cammy glared angrily at Vega.

"And I know that they might have hurt you in the past…"

Chun-li glared angrily at Bison

"But I want you to now try and find their inner beauty-see something nice in them."

They all turned their confused and puzzled faces to Jin as if to say "what the F-

"Now come on-just give it a try…"

"What the-listen-Jon, I dunno what sickly sweet universe you are from-but do you REALLY expect us to suddenly be nice to each other, after the HELL THESE TWO *(*)(&*^&^%$£"^((&$£"!!! HAVE PUT US THORUGH?!"

"You think **I** haven't experienced pain because of people? My own grandfather USED ME, he had some dodgy dealings with my parents-in fact I think he KILLED them. SO DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP OK! AND THE NAME'S **JIN** NOT JON!"

Chun-li's eyes almost fell out of her head she was so shocked.

"Ok-lets try again…inner beauty…look into their eyes…"

Vega's eyes were the only part of him Cammy could see he was still attached to that wheelie-thingy. He looked more psychotic than usual.

Bison tried not to giggle (bloody hell-he can giggle?!) as his eyes had wondered to a more interesting part of chun-li's anatomy that were NOT her eyes but were a pair of something else.

He promptly received a booted heel in the crotch.

Bison howled with pain.

Cammy smiled-as so did Vega but no one could see.

Jin slapped his forehead and sighed in despair.

"lets try something else…"

"Excellent game group" said the first instructor that emerged from the shadows.

"Yes this will be a good opportunity to see who you fair in each other's company," said instructor two.

"Hey-who are you guys?"

"Let me introduce myself-I am HYO, I am at the moment the president of a school of fighters. But I have been having trouble with a couple of RIVAL SCHOOLS so I have come here to get a break"

"And my name is SEPHIROTH. I have been brought back to life-but have been warned this is the FINAL time this reincarnation will happen. It's a shame. I was in a nice FANTASY life when I was dead…I was in a little cottage and I had SEVEN little chocobo's."

" but anyway-ON WITH THE GAME ^_^ we wanna see how you do." Said Sephy baby…ugghhh-I mean sephiroth as the fighters continued their game.

It was short-but I'm just getting back into writing ok? CN-(_0

PS-just want you readers to know-that I do actually like Jean Claude Van damme. (Yeah yeah I know what your thinking-but he's all right really. Well…he's got a nice ass (_^ )

NEXT TIME IN ANGER MANAGEMENT 101…

Err…I don't know because I haven't written it yet-but I'll make sure its good!