This is for you JimAndZazu!!
"Hi!!! And welcome to the Third edition of magic knight rayearth Jerry Springer shows!!" said Jerry
"Today we will have Ferio, Ascot, and Mokona!!!!"
"Ok so..Ferio what are you scared of?" asks Jerry
"I'm scared of fuu…." Says Ferio
"What?" says Jerry " Speak up!"
"….I'm scared of FUU!!!!" yells Ferio as he burst into tears
"But honey, why?!" yells Fuu as she runs out of the audience
"You're so ..proper!!!" yells Ferio
"UM …Mr.Jerry can we have a moment?" asks Fuu
"Sure…" says Jerry
"Oh I'm so sorry I'll bring you some baked goods during your next show!" says Fuu delighted at the thought
"Um..ok.."
"SEE!!!!!!THAT'S WHAT I MEAN!!! Yells Ferio
"But Honey I was just being polile!" says Fuu
"It's the least I could do for interrupting his show!!"
"Um….moving on.." says Jerry
"Hi Ascot…" says Jerry
"Um..where are your eyes…." Says Jerry looking up and down Ascots Face
"There right here!!" says Ascot brushing away his bangs"
"Oh..ok..I didn't think that stile was popular…then again you come from a different dimension…"
"Um..Are there barbers in Cephiro?" asks Jerry
"What's a barber?" asks Ascot completely clueless
"I rest my case!" says Jerry
"So what's your worst fear?"
(thanks purin-chan for the idea!)
"My ….fear…. is…. Blue things…" says Ascot shuttering…
"Can you be more specific…like are you scared of a certain blue things?" asks Jerry a little amused
"OK, OK!! I'M SCARED OF UMI!!!!!!! SHE'S A MONSTER!!!! SHE…
*Drops to floor and cures up into a ball*
*AND .. Starts whimpering..*
"OK….seems most men in this show are really scared of the people their "in love with"…" says Jerry
"Ok moving on to mokona…."
"Pu?"
"So what are you scared of?" asks Jerry
"Puu..pu puu!!"
"What???"
"Pu!"
"Helloooooo!! English please!!!" yells Jerry turning Blue
"PUUU!!! PU!"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? ALLTHE MEN ARE LITTLE WIMPIES!! THE GIRLS ARE SCARED OF PRACTICALY THEMSELVES'S!!! AND THE MASCOT OF THE SHOW IS A TALKING MARSHMWELLO!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!" yells Jerry as he collapse on the floor
"Pu?
……………………………..
"Puu Pu Pu Puu! PU!!"
(good bye! Stay tuned for the next Jerry Springer!)
how did ya like it? Please review!!!-cerulean