Digital Clue: Part Four

Spoilers: Three alternative endings; Longer story; Epilogue

Monstro and Doppelgangermon run away from Gatomon, who is after them like a lion.

"Get it away from me!" Monstro screams. Doppelgangermon changes into a wall, and blocks Gatomon. She scratches the wall with all her might, and it turns back to Doppelgangermon.

"Do you ever cut your nails?"

"Not now, not ever." Gatomon snickers and keeps on chasing the two villains.

Back in Kari's room,

"While Crazy Cheetah is out there entertaining our guests, we're going to need a plan. Where did Yolei, Ken, Cody, and Davis go?" Kari asks. Patamon is lookout for them. TK is back in control.

"I know... Davis went after Wormmon and Veemon. Cody has been missing since we came here and... Yolei dragged Ken somewhere alone." Kari cocks her eyebrow.

"What?" Kari shrugs it off, and a bookcase spins, revealing Yolei and Ken. Their clothes are a wreck, and mixed up, and Yolei's glasses are with Ken.

"Uh... don't ask." Ken asks.

"So am I still a villain?" Yolei asks Ken.

"No sweetie." They both kiss.

"Ewww... mushy stuff." Patamon says.

"Keep looking outside!" TK yells.

"Oh yes, sensei! I will listen to your every command." Patamon sarcastically tells TK.

"Shut up..." TK says.

"All we need to find is Cody and Davis." Kari says. Yolei squeezes her head to find an answer.

"I know where Davis is!" she flies off to the Digimon Pound.

"Ken... fix your clothes, then find Cody." Ken blushes.

"Ok..."

Yolei flies over the Digimon Pound and lands on top of the Containment Center.

"You hear something, Larry?" a guard asks.

"You're hearing things..." Larry asks.

"Of course I am... That's what we're supposed to do!" the other guard says.

"Whatever..." Yolei then jumps on the guards and uses her Y-Headbutt.

"Y-Headbutt!"

"What the heck are you?"

"Yhurimon!" Yolei screams out. She throws the two guards off the ceiling and into more guards, who fall off the building, who fall on other guards.

"Dogpile!" a guard screams. All the guards run towards the pile and tries to build a larger one.

"Well that was weird..." Yolei says, then makes a hole on the floor. She then jumps down to the Containment Center.

"Davis?" She then checks out the cells. Davis is in one of them, wearing a black-white striped suit and humming a harmonica.

"Can you be more stereotypical?" Yolei sarcastically tells Davis.

"Sure I can!" Davis glues a number on his shirt, puts a chain with an iron ball on its end on his foot, and runs a mug around the cell bars.

"I was being sarcastic..." Yolei says.

"Whatever. Get me out of here! I gotta save... whoever my Digimon is."

"Veemon."

"Oh ok. Snimon."

"What?"

"We are playing Rhyme Time, right?"

"Arrgh!" Yolei grabs Davis and chokes him. Yolei then pulls him out, breaking the bars with Davis's hard head... which isn't anymore.

"Oooowww... Who are you? Who am I? What is the meaning of life?"

"Shut up and hang on!" Davis grabs Yolei's hair... to her discomfort... and she flies back to the mansion, leaving the now humongous guardpile outside.

"Hey, the prisoner is leaving!"
"Who--OOF!--cares?"

"Hey, you're squeezing my chocolate bar!"

"Uh... we forgot Wormmon and Veemon..."

Ken comes back to Kari's room without Cody.

"You find him?"

"No. Hey look, my sweetie and Davis are back!" Ken waves at Yolei. TK is outside, betting with Patamon on who would get slashed first, Monstro or Doppelgangermon.

"Hey Ken, sorry I didn't bring back whoever I was supposed to bring back.. but I'm back!" Davis tells Ken, then turns to Kari.

"Kari..." he starts chasing Kari around the room.

"TK! Keep him away from me!" Kari screams out.

"Don't worry, his batteries will run out soon..." TK says while adding a few more bucks to Patamon's bet.

"Ok now that my sweetie is back, we can work on how to beat Monstro and his Digimon."

"Yeah!" Yolei says. Davis stops chasing Kari and is knocked unconscious by her candlestick.

"Ok. Let's use our Digimon to stop them!" Kari says.

"OK!" Hawkmon flies from the window, with an unconscious Armadillomon.

"What happened to him?"

"I found him like this. Looks like he got hit by a sonic boom." Everyone turns to Patamon. Patamon looks at them and looks behind him.

"Who did it?" he says. They all shrug it off and go out to find Gatomon trying to rip the villains to shreds. They are both hanging onto the chandelier.

"Hawk Buzzsaw!" Hawkmon yells out. He takes his feather and cuts the string of the chandelier. It falls on Gatomon.

"You stupid hawk!" Kari knocks Hawkmon unconscious.

"I'm ok..." Gatomon says under the rubble.

"Now we don't have any more actual Digimon..." Ken says, turning to Patamon.

"Don't worry! Yhurimon to the rescue!" Yolei flies to hit Doppelgangermon, but it changes into mud, scaring off Yolei.

"EEEEEE!!!!!" Yolei screams, hiding behind Ken.

"Looks like we have the Digidestined beat! After them, Doppelgangermon!" Monstro yells out.

Out of nowhere, Wormmon and Veemon crash and hit Doppelgangermon.

"What the heck are you two?"

"Two Digimon with a whole lot of butt to kick!" They start whacking, punching, smashing, kicking, squeezing Doppelgangermon to a pulp.

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Doppelgangermon turns to Digital data.

"Darn, I guess TK won... unless I don't remind him..." Patamon says.

"I want his data!" Veemon shouts out loud.

"No I do!" Wormmon yells out. They both start fighting over the now vanishing data.

"How did you two get here?" Ken asks.

"Who are they? And why is Kari not chasing me?" Davis asks.

"Because you're an idiot, Davis." Kari says. Veemon and Wormmon stop fighting to answer their questions.

"We managed to escape with the help of the other Veemon at the Digimon Pound. When the guards left us, we all headbutted our jail cells and escaped!" Wormmon replied.

"I didn't ask for your life story... I asked you how did you get here!" Ken repeated.

"Oh. We got a cab."

"There. Wasn't that easy?" Ken replies.

"Guys! Monstro is trying to escape!" Kari shouts out to the others.

"Let's get him!" Yolei said, flying over to Monstro and dragging him.

"Get off me!"

"Never!" Yolei grabs Monstro's leg and he falls down. Yolei still hangs on to Monstro's leg, a few feet away from its location.

"AAAAAHHHHH! Monstro is an android!"

"No you fools!" Monstro tries to stand on one foot, while taking off his robe, revealing Cody with REALLY long pants.

"Cody?!?! So that's where you've been?" Ken says.

"All of you meddled with my plans, and now I--" TK interrupts Cody.

"How come you're so tall?" Cody takes off his pants, revealing him wearing pants and platform shoes.

"Does this answer your question?"

"No, not really."

"ARGH! See? That's why I wanted to destroy all of you! You're all mindless human beings! I should have been the leader of the Season 2 and should have had more stories about me! I'm the outcast! But now I still have a chance! With a touch of my remote, I can destroy the whole mansion, leaving you all destroyed!" Cody laughs manically and is about to press the button when TK interrupts him.

"Won't that mean you'll be destroyed too?"

"Yes, but that's a small price to pay for revenge."

"Sounds big."

Just shut up!" Cody is about to press the button, when Armadillomon comes up to him and throws him back in his hole, burying him once again.

"MUST BURY CODY!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Cody is trapped forever...

"So I guess the danger is over, and the villain is captured... anyone want pizza?" TK asks everybody.

That was a great story... but that ending couldn't have been real. It wasn't. This is what really happened.

"Guys! Monstro is trying to escape!" Kari shouts out to the others.

"Let's get him!" Yolei said, flying over to Monstro and dragging him.

"Ow! My bionic hips!" Monstro shouts out. Yolei grabs the robe and takes it off, revealing an old Gennai.

"Gennai!" Davis says.

"That's my name, don't wear it out." Gennai replies.

"But... why did you try to destroy us?" Kari asks.

"Well... its because this is a Digital Reality game show! I was supposed to be the villain and every chapter I would take away one of you, Digidestined. The only stupid one who I managed to take away was Cody."

"Mmmmppphhh..." a sound came from outside, but noone minded it.

"What? You mean this was a game show?" everyone says. They all get mad and start beating up the old Gennai. They then bury him next to Cody, who also gives him a piece of his mind.

"Now that we beat him up... anybody want to go out with me?" Davis says. Yolei, Kari, and even the guys leave the mansion in a hurry.

"Was it something I said?" Davis asks.

"Yeah, I think so." Cody says in his grave.

Too unbelievable? You're right... It was fake... This is what really happened. Really.

"Guys! Monstro is trying to escape!" Kari shouts out to the others.

"Let's get him!" Yolei said, flying over to Monstro and dragging him.

"Get off me!" Monstro says, throwing off Yolei towards the others.

"Noone can be that strong!"

"Of course there can! Me!" Monstro then takes off his mask, revealing Ryo, the mysterious Digidestined.

"Who are you?"

"The guy from Season 2 with Ken."

"I remember you now! I risked my neck, literally, just to save your butt. So much for your life!"

"I know... but hey, you were young and naïve..." Ryo says, shrugging.

"Why did you try to destroy us?" Ken asks.

"I was bored since all the evil Digimon were destroyed by some people. Hint, hint." Ryo says, trying to give the others a sign.

"Uh..." All of them look at each other, not having an idea what he meant.

"You people! Now I want a challenge, and I found you guys so I decided to defeat you! But your stupidity saved you!"

"You called us... You called us... What did he call us?" Davis asks.

"Stupid." Ryo answers.

"Oh. GGGGRRRRR!!!!" Everyone runs after Ryo, who runs down his secret lair. They keep running around the mansion until they trap him in the garden.

"You can't stop me! I will be free as soon as I jump off the fence!"

"I think you won't be..." TK says, and points at Ryo's leg.

"What the--" An arm grabs Ryo down to the ground. Armadillomon.

"NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Ryo screams, and everyone walks back to the main hall.

"So now that we're done here... let's go to that other mansion next door!" Davis says. Everyone then jumps on Davis and beats him silly.

"I was--OW!--joking! OW! STOP! OK! OW!"

Is it still unbelievable? Ah, its your fault. You're too picky and too dignified to pick one. You never would have read this story without being forced to! I dare you to review this story and say which one is the real ending! Yeah! I bet you couldn't... You did? Oh... never mind.

THE END