Author´s Notes: Well this is a fic written by Anny and myself (DarkShin).
We must warn you there is a lot of Sakura bashing in this fic, it is not
that we hate Sakura, we love Sakura!, is just that we thought it will be
funny, so don´t kill o flame us, or we will call Bonjagles on you!
muahahahaha. Now go read our stupid fic..
Oh and Sakura and Syaoran are 18 years old.
Dude, Where´s the Cable Box?
Chapter 1: The Quest
Syaoran is sitting near the slide on Penguin Park. He asked Sakura to join him there, because he had something very important to tell her. (Geez i wonder what that could be)... Finally, she arrives, late as usual.
"Hello Syaoran !! I'm here! I'm sorry if I'm late. I didn't remember how to lace my shoes!" Sakura explained.
"I understand, it happens to me sometimes."
"Sooo.. you wanted to talk to me? What for?" she asked, sitting next to him.
"Well... you see.. you know.. like...I... so... but... do...raaa... hmmm... you...hello...yeah... so....well...ya....lo...huuu...as...we....like....me....god....ohhh... ahhhh....uhhhh...." he tried to say a complete sentence but it wouldn't come out. You guys can understand him; Sakura had forgot to wear a shirt! He wasn't exactly blushing, it was more like boiling, his face was as red as a Syaoran can be red, it was almost purple!
"Syaoran??? What's wrong ? You're drooling all over me! Yuck!" Sakura was confused. Syaoran was staring at her breasts and he had his tongue out, drooling on her legs.
"You... hmmm... y-you f-f-orgot t-to wear a sh-shirt..." he stuttered, while trying to look away unsucessfuly.
"Hoe!! Oh my! Can I borrow your sweater?"
"Yeah, sure..take it"
"Thanksgiving!! Huu.. I mean Thank You! Now what were you saying again?"
" I was saying that..... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggg.... I can't seem to get this out!"
"Get what out???" Sakura was getting more and more confused.
"Okay! I have..... feelings for you Sakura...see what I mean?"
"Ohhh.... I see !!" she said with a wink.
Syaoran sighed with relief.
"What kind of feelings? Are you happy, sad or mad..?" she told him with an innocent smile.
"Not those kind of feelings!!!!!!!!!"
"There are other kind?"
"Well... yeah !!!!"
"Oh.... I see now!"
"Finally, it's about time!"
"You're scared! No, no, no... You... are cold? Hot? Sick? I got it right??"
"NOOOO!!" Syaoran was pulling out almost all of his hair.
"Well, explain yourself!"
Syaoran took both of her hands in his and took a deep breathe.
"Sakura....I....I lo-"
Suddenly a godly voice interrupted Syaoran.
"CardCaptors" it said
Sakura and Syaoran surprised started to look around, trying to find where the voice came from. and they did. they were Scared!!
"I-is that a.? A TV?" Sakura asked..
"M-my god it is" Said Syaoran..
"Oh man. I knew I should brought my PlayStation 2, we could have played Final Fantasy X"
"FFX? I thought only Kero and Toya played videogames"
"I don´t know, I just felt like saying that"
((::DarkShin holds a check he got from the Sony and SquareSoft people, hehehe::))
"That´s weird. weirder than this TV on the middle of the Park"
"ENOUGH!!" Shouted the godly voice from the TV
"W-Who are you?" asked Sakura
"My name is not important" said the Voice
"Why?"
"Because it isn´t"
"Why?"
"Because I don´t want it to be.."
"Why?"
"Because it makes a dramatic effect"
"Why?"
"I already told you"
"Why?"
"Because one of the authors tought so"
"Why?"
"How should I know?, those two are #$#% Crazy"
"Why?"
"Shut up!"
"Why?"
"SHUT UP!!"
"Why?"
"Ok, ok. I confess stupid girl.. my name is.. *Dramatic Music* .. BONJAGLES"
"B-Bonjagles?!?!" Screamed Sakura and Syaoran.. they were surprised by the fact that the name made no sense.
"So what do you want from us?" asked Syaoran
"I have a small task for you, and if you don´t your world will be destroyed." said the Bonjagles
"Why us? Why couldn't you have chosen others? We have stuff to do here! Whyyyyyyy!" cried Sakura
"Quiet You!, I need this to be done, and you two happen to come along, it is your own fault! muahahahahaha!... Now, I need you to find the magic cable box" said Bonjagles
"That sounds cool, wonder if it can get ESPN. Anyway, if you want it so much, why don´t you get it yourself?" Asked Syaoran
"Because I´m just the guy in the TV that gets added so that this FanFic has an actual plot and not just random stupidity. Now run along little kids, find my cable box and i´ll spare your world." Said Bonjagles
And with that, the TV turned off .. the voice of Bonjagles was gone. now Sakura and Syaoran have a new mission to find the magic cable box, but they didn´t know where to find it, so they went to the only person that could probably know, Eriol
Syaoran and Sakura entered Eriol mansion and started looking for him. They surprised him sitting on the toilet playing with voodoo dolls of the Cardcaptors.
Syaoran coughed and Eriol looked up, an evil smile forming on his lips.
"Well, well, well, who do we have here?!"
"Who ? Huh? Who? Who's here??" Sakura asked, not understanding that he was talking about them.
"I'm talking about you two, stupid!"
"Who's Stupid??? A new friend?"
Eriol looked at Syaoran and with the power of thoughts he entered his mind and told him: Why are you still hanging with this stupid child ? You're not in love with her I hope!
Syaoran nodded. Eriol sighed. "So what do you want?"
"We were in the park..." Syaoran began.
"We were?!" Sakura interrupted him. "Oh yeah! That's right! Sorry, continue."
"As I was saying... We were in the park and this... this TV appears out of nowhere and ask us to find a magic cable box. But we have no idea where it might be!! We thought you could help us."
"We did ?!" Sakura asked. "Oh yeah! That's righ! Sorry!"
" Indeed I can help you, my friends.." Eriol answered with another evil smile. A dramatic music started playing in the background. *Tadada*
"You will have to go in America!!"
"Syaoran, have you heard? We are going in America! Wow! But.. what is "America"???" Sakura asked enthusiasticly.
"It's a continent, stupid!" Eriol told her, exasperated.
"When are you going to show us Stupid?! I can't wait to meet him!"
"Oh God! Anyway, you'll have to go exactly in New-York City, that's all the authors will let me tell you."
"How come?"
"I don´t know. something about this fic needing a plot."
"aaah, anyway how are we going to get there? We don't have any money!" Syaoran asked
"Here are some tickets for you two." He gave Syaoran the tickets and added : "Enjoy the ride!" Eriol started to laugh like the insane evil guy he was, the dramatic music playing louder now.
"Thank You. We'll go now. Bye...." Syaoran took Sakura by the arm and they went to prepare themselves to go to the airport.
And So our Heroes begin their Quest to find the Magic Cable Box. and maybe a shirt for Sakura..
Author´s Notes: So what did you think? Was it funny or just plain stupid? Plz Review. please, I beg you REVIEW or e-mail Anny ( a_nn_y@hotmail.com ) or me ( tebari@hotmail.com ) please!! Ok, until nextime!!
Oh and Sakura and Syaoran are 18 years old.
Dude, Where´s the Cable Box?
Chapter 1: The Quest
Syaoran is sitting near the slide on Penguin Park. He asked Sakura to join him there, because he had something very important to tell her. (Geez i wonder what that could be)... Finally, she arrives, late as usual.
"Hello Syaoran !! I'm here! I'm sorry if I'm late. I didn't remember how to lace my shoes!" Sakura explained.
"I understand, it happens to me sometimes."
"Sooo.. you wanted to talk to me? What for?" she asked, sitting next to him.
"Well... you see.. you know.. like...I... so... but... do...raaa... hmmm... you...hello...yeah... so....well...ya....lo...huuu...as...we....like....me....god....ohhh... ahhhh....uhhhh...." he tried to say a complete sentence but it wouldn't come out. You guys can understand him; Sakura had forgot to wear a shirt! He wasn't exactly blushing, it was more like boiling, his face was as red as a Syaoran can be red, it was almost purple!
"Syaoran??? What's wrong ? You're drooling all over me! Yuck!" Sakura was confused. Syaoran was staring at her breasts and he had his tongue out, drooling on her legs.
"You... hmmm... y-you f-f-orgot t-to wear a sh-shirt..." he stuttered, while trying to look away unsucessfuly.
"Hoe!! Oh my! Can I borrow your sweater?"
"Yeah, sure..take it"
"Thanksgiving!! Huu.. I mean Thank You! Now what were you saying again?"
" I was saying that..... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggg.... I can't seem to get this out!"
"Get what out???" Sakura was getting more and more confused.
"Okay! I have..... feelings for you Sakura...see what I mean?"
"Ohhh.... I see !!" she said with a wink.
Syaoran sighed with relief.
"What kind of feelings? Are you happy, sad or mad..?" she told him with an innocent smile.
"Not those kind of feelings!!!!!!!!!"
"There are other kind?"
"Well... yeah !!!!"
"Oh.... I see now!"
"Finally, it's about time!"
"You're scared! No, no, no... You... are cold? Hot? Sick? I got it right??"
"NOOOO!!" Syaoran was pulling out almost all of his hair.
"Well, explain yourself!"
Syaoran took both of her hands in his and took a deep breathe.
"Sakura....I....I lo-"
Suddenly a godly voice interrupted Syaoran.
"CardCaptors" it said
Sakura and Syaoran surprised started to look around, trying to find where the voice came from. and they did. they were Scared!!
"I-is that a.? A TV?" Sakura asked..
"M-my god it is" Said Syaoran..
"Oh man. I knew I should brought my PlayStation 2, we could have played Final Fantasy X"
"FFX? I thought only Kero and Toya played videogames"
"I don´t know, I just felt like saying that"
((::DarkShin holds a check he got from the Sony and SquareSoft people, hehehe::))
"That´s weird. weirder than this TV on the middle of the Park"
"ENOUGH!!" Shouted the godly voice from the TV
"W-Who are you?" asked Sakura
"My name is not important" said the Voice
"Why?"
"Because it isn´t"
"Why?"
"Because I don´t want it to be.."
"Why?"
"Because it makes a dramatic effect"
"Why?"
"I already told you"
"Why?"
"Because one of the authors tought so"
"Why?"
"How should I know?, those two are #$#% Crazy"
"Why?"
"Shut up!"
"Why?"
"SHUT UP!!"
"Why?"
"Ok, ok. I confess stupid girl.. my name is.. *Dramatic Music* .. BONJAGLES"
"B-Bonjagles?!?!" Screamed Sakura and Syaoran.. they were surprised by the fact that the name made no sense.
"So what do you want from us?" asked Syaoran
"I have a small task for you, and if you don´t your world will be destroyed." said the Bonjagles
"Why us? Why couldn't you have chosen others? We have stuff to do here! Whyyyyyyy!" cried Sakura
"Quiet You!, I need this to be done, and you two happen to come along, it is your own fault! muahahahahaha!... Now, I need you to find the magic cable box" said Bonjagles
"That sounds cool, wonder if it can get ESPN. Anyway, if you want it so much, why don´t you get it yourself?" Asked Syaoran
"Because I´m just the guy in the TV that gets added so that this FanFic has an actual plot and not just random stupidity. Now run along little kids, find my cable box and i´ll spare your world." Said Bonjagles
And with that, the TV turned off .. the voice of Bonjagles was gone. now Sakura and Syaoran have a new mission to find the magic cable box, but they didn´t know where to find it, so they went to the only person that could probably know, Eriol
Syaoran and Sakura entered Eriol mansion and started looking for him. They surprised him sitting on the toilet playing with voodoo dolls of the Cardcaptors.
Syaoran coughed and Eriol looked up, an evil smile forming on his lips.
"Well, well, well, who do we have here?!"
"Who ? Huh? Who? Who's here??" Sakura asked, not understanding that he was talking about them.
"I'm talking about you two, stupid!"
"Who's Stupid??? A new friend?"
Eriol looked at Syaoran and with the power of thoughts he entered his mind and told him: Why are you still hanging with this stupid child ? You're not in love with her I hope!
Syaoran nodded. Eriol sighed. "So what do you want?"
"We were in the park..." Syaoran began.
"We were?!" Sakura interrupted him. "Oh yeah! That's right! Sorry, continue."
"As I was saying... We were in the park and this... this TV appears out of nowhere and ask us to find a magic cable box. But we have no idea where it might be!! We thought you could help us."
"We did ?!" Sakura asked. "Oh yeah! That's righ! Sorry!"
" Indeed I can help you, my friends.." Eriol answered with another evil smile. A dramatic music started playing in the background. *Tadada*
"You will have to go in America!!"
"Syaoran, have you heard? We are going in America! Wow! But.. what is "America"???" Sakura asked enthusiasticly.
"It's a continent, stupid!" Eriol told her, exasperated.
"When are you going to show us Stupid?! I can't wait to meet him!"
"Oh God! Anyway, you'll have to go exactly in New-York City, that's all the authors will let me tell you."
"How come?"
"I don´t know. something about this fic needing a plot."
"aaah, anyway how are we going to get there? We don't have any money!" Syaoran asked
"Here are some tickets for you two." He gave Syaoran the tickets and added : "Enjoy the ride!" Eriol started to laugh like the insane evil guy he was, the dramatic music playing louder now.
"Thank You. We'll go now. Bye...." Syaoran took Sakura by the arm and they went to prepare themselves to go to the airport.
And So our Heroes begin their Quest to find the Magic Cable Box. and maybe a shirt for Sakura..
Author´s Notes: So what did you think? Was it funny or just plain stupid? Plz Review. please, I beg you REVIEW or e-mail Anny ( a_nn_y@hotmail.com ) or me ( tebari@hotmail.com ) please!! Ok, until nextime!!