Anny's Note: Hello! I'm sooo sorry that we took such a long time to post
this chapter. It's my fault, DarkShin has writer's block and he asked me if
I could write it and he would change or add some things. I accepted but I'm
so lazy. I don't have any excuses and I beg your pardon! On my knees! I
hate it when I tell someone something and I don't do it... I feel really
bad. But here it is finally...Enjoy!
---------------------------------
Dude, Where´s the Cable Box?
Chapter 2: The Trip
The next day, Sakura and Syaoran went to the airport. They were in the waiting room... waiting. Syaoran tried to make a conversation and asked Sakura if she was exited about the trip. "Oh Yeah! This is going to be great! I can't wait!" she answered enthusiastically. "Sakura..." Syaoran began. "..I have to tell you...You remember what we were talking about in the park?" "Huh?" she answered with a puzzled look. "You know...I wanted to tell you something... Well... I wanted to confess that... I...I...I lo-" But Syaoran was interrupted once again when an attendant announced their flight. They went up to the counter and showed their tickets… the attendant was surprised that the tickets were for SPECIAL SEATS, and she told them to follow another "attendant". It was a middle-aged man dressed with simple working pants and a white t-shirt.
He took them to one of those airports cars that look like golf carts and droved them near the airplane. They got inside the plane and *tada* it´s the cargo area of the plane. There were 2 seats in the middle of all the luggage. "Oh great..." thought Syaoran to himself. "I'll get you for that Eriol..." They sat and waited. Sakura was looking everywhere around her.
"Hoe!, This is sooo cool!!" Sakura Shouted Happily
"What!?! Are you crazy woman!! These are the worst seats In the hole %$@# Universe, that damn Eriol took us for Fools, we are going back, I don´t care about this stupid fic any more!!" Syaoran said angrily…
Sakura was quiet for a second, and then she started to cry…
"*Crying* Y-you are so mean, why wont you play along?, I never have gotten on a plane before, a-and if we don't go there will be no plot, and Anny and DarkShin would never be able to finish this fic, and it Isn´t stupid, BUAAA!!"
Syaoran lowered his head in shame "I´m sorry Sakura… I shouldn't have said that, we'll go, for the plot's sake" he said.
"YEEPEE!!! We are going flying, on an airplane, with wings, and engines, to New York, and we get to keep the plot!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!" Said Sakura, while manically jumping around the hole place, and started to play with the luggage.
After Sakura's Disturbing display of excitement, they took their seats and the flight began… then Syaoran decided to start a civilized conversation.
"So Sakura, ready to see New York?" Asked Syaoran
"Yes.. very!! I can't wait to get there" replied Sakura
"And what would you like to do when we get there?"
"I was wondering… maybe we could take control of the airplane… and I don't know.. crashed it into some building.. hehehe
"You know… there might be a little problem with your plan."
"What do you mean? It´s perfect!!!"
"Sakura.. have you considered the Fact that… we will certainly… well I don´t know DIE MAYBE!!"
"So…"
"We could end up like some ghosts that get added to Stupid Fanfics for dramatic effect and so there can be a plot, like our dear friend Bonjagles *echo on the word Bonjagles*"
"NOOOO… Not that!!! Any thing but that!!!! It would be Horrible… I can't be a ghost.. I'm afraid of ghosts… and if I turn in to a ghost.. I´ll be afraid of myself.. NOOOO"
"Don´t worry Sakura… we wont end up like Bonjagles *echo on Bonjagles again* as long as we don´t make the plane crash."
"Thanks Syoaran.. that´s good to know."
"I wonder.. what is Bonjagles up to…."
"MUHAHAHAHAA" laughed a godly voice …
Sakura and Syaoran looked down.. where the laugh was coming from… they saw a little portable TV.
"It is I the mighty and powerful wizard of Oz.. I mean Bonjagles!!!" said… well, you already know who said that.
"BONJAGLES" both Sakura and Syoran Screamed
"What the hell are you doing here?" asked Syaoran
"Well… ummm… you see… I'm kind of hiding from the authors." Explained Bonjagles
"Huh? You hiding from who. What?" said a confused Sakura..
"Shut Up!! Stupid!!" Yelled Bonjagles..
"Stupid? Who is this Stupid you all keep talking about… one of these days you'll have to introduce us…"
Syaoran just nodded and said "Sure Sakura… maybe when we go back to Japan"
"WEEEEE!!! YIPEEE!!! I'm going to meet stupid!!!" Yelled Sakura while jumping around the hole place, again. Then Syaoran just Sighed started to talk to Bonjagles..
He asked "So Bonjagles, you're hiding from Anny and DarkShin, right?"
"Yes… well they weren't to happy with me making DarkShin have writer's block and crashing their computers."
"Hahahaha… you´re a dead man.. ghost, TV guy thing" said Syaoran while laughing..
"Why?" asked Bonjagles..
"Well you're ignoring the fact that, this is all part of a Fic written by the authors.. and If you are in it… well… they already know you are here.."
"Oh no"
"I'm afraid so…"
Suddenly a sweet voice is heard…
"Hello my dear little Bonjagles" said Anny's voice (yes.. the Fic writer)
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" Screamed Bonjagles
"Come with me… we wont hurt you…. much." Anny's voce again
"NOOOOOOO!!!! They found me!!! AAAAHHHHH" Screamed Bonjagles.. while disappearing.. with the little portable TV.
After Bonjagle left, Syaoran sat down.. and then a few minutes later Sakura sat down too. Syaoran took the oppotunity to try again to tell her that he loved her. "Sakura.... errrr... I....well you see, what I'm trying to tell you since yesterday is that I'm in..." But at the last second, Syaoran was again disturbed. By what you ask dear readers… well by one of the most annoying things in an airplane *Drum Role* ..... By turbulence . :::Syaoran looks up at the authors and sigh. "Why?!?!, What Have I done to desrve this!!! WHY?!.. "You called this fic stupid.. now you must pay.. muahaha!" said DarkShin… Yes!!, Authors are evil too you know!!::::
The turbulence was short but violent, both of them were thrown out of their seat (Eriol is so cheap…. those seats don't even have seatbelts) making Sakura land on Syaoran. Syaoran blushed and Sakura simply laughed.
"HAHA.. you´re face is all red Syaoran" Said Sakura, laughing.
"W-well.. uhmm.. eehh… we-well you see…" Said Syaoran trying to make something up..
"What Syaoran? What is it?"
"You see… I… (What? What Do I tell her?)… I.. I am related to the Tomato Familly!!!"
"The Tomato Familly?"
"Yes… well you see.. the Tomato Familly has red faces.. so since I´m related to them… some times my face turns red"
"Oh, Really?" Sakura started to stare at Syaoran
"Damn, I don´t think she fell for it" Syaoran thought.. then he said "Yes"
"Oh… how cool!! Can you do it Again.. please.. do it again.. I want to see.."
Syaoran just sighed in relief...
The flight continued Syaoran tried tell Sakura that he loved her, some more times, but he couldn't because Sakura was to distracted playing with other people's luggage. Then they finally landed in New York, they took a cab to find a hotel.
When they arrived at "Stupid Fic Characters Inn" our friends got out and paid the taxi driver. But oh no!! "Sakura, we don't have enough money to afford a room! I completly forgot!" Syaoran told her desperately. Sakura said, looking up: "I wish we had some cash!" And then suddenly, a bag of money fell from the sky
"Wow.. that was weird!!" Syaoran said amazed
"Why?" Sakura asked.
"Because, bags of money don´t fall from the Sky"
"Really?"
"Yes"
"Is that so?"
"YES!!"
"Are you sure?.. I don´t think it´s that big of a deal…it´s as normal as brushing my teeth." She said smiling..
"Well… let me try… maybe it has something to do with the fact that this is as ST.. ::Anny: "AHEM!!!" :: STUPENDUS fic.. ::Anny: "Much Better" ^^::..
"Ill give it a try" He said "I wish we had a Jaguar!"
He waited … and then a big feline (which happens to be a Jaguar) appears out of nowhere, obviously he meant the Car… muahahahaha.. sorry...
"AAAHH.. how cute a kitty!!" Said Sakura..
"Sakura, G-get away.. that thing is dangerous" Said Syaoran afraid..
"Why?.. look at it.. It´s so cute and cuddly… Can we keep him?"
"NO" Syaoran Shouted..
"Why?"
Then suddenly the Jaguar jumped at Sakura (to attack her of course), but Syaoran quickly graved her out of the way.. Then the Jaguar disappeared, and they ended up on the floor, Syaoran holding Sakura.. he just blushed and Sakura started to giggle innocently, while saying… "Weee that was fun.. can we do it again… please!!".
Inside the Hotel..
They had enough money for two rooms but the person over the counter told them that there was only one room left. They took it because they had no choice and went up. When they entered their room, there was only one bed and no sofa. "Perfect! Just perfect!" Syaoran thought sarcastically. Sakura got the bed and Syaoran had to sleep on the floor. There wasn't even carpet. "Poor Syaoran! Why don't you sleep with me?" Sakura asked him innocently. "What?!... No, I mean.. Thank you but.. well.. No, I can't!" "Why not? You'll kill your back if sleepy on the floor!" she insisted. "Sakura, no! You're a girl, I'm a guy.. can't you see?" "No, but if you insist on sleeping on the ground, it's up to you!" She went into the bathroom to get change in her PJs. Syaoran stood there thinking..."Is she really that innocent? It's cute but come on, we're 18 years old.. and I love her so much and well... I'd.." But Sakura came back, interrupting his thoughts.
Sakura slipped under the covers and Syaoran laid on the floor next to the bed. At least, Sakura had given him a pillow. "We have a big day tomorrow. I wonder how we'll find that Cable Box..." "Yeah, me too..." She yawned. "Sakura... now that were alone.. I want to tell you right now before anything or anyone disturb me again..." :::Looking at the authors:::: "Hmmmm??" Sakura said. "Okay... Sakura Kinomoto..... I.... I love you! There! Said it!" "................." "Sakura?" Syaoran stood up and looked at her... she was already asleep. "You´re evil, You know that" Syaoran said looking at the authors… and then he started to sleep…
-------------------------------------
DarkShin's Note: Hello, to all of you people out there!! Yes, unfortunally Bonjagles did something that gave me Writer's Block… luckily Anny did a great Job with this Chapter, Thanks!! And I was able to overcome my writer's block on time to add some stuff in this chapter.. so don´t think I let her do all the work. ^^ Oh and PrettyFlower… yes you can laugh.. that's what this Fic is for!!
So how was it? Did you like it? PLZ REVIEW.
Expect 2 chapters… (yes 2!!) On February 10th … why February 10? why 2?… It's a surprise, you'll have to wait and see…
Peace, Love, and all that stuff.. Until Next time ^^
And Beware... Bonjagles is loose…
---------------------------------
Dude, Where´s the Cable Box?
Chapter 2: The Trip
The next day, Sakura and Syaoran went to the airport. They were in the waiting room... waiting. Syaoran tried to make a conversation and asked Sakura if she was exited about the trip. "Oh Yeah! This is going to be great! I can't wait!" she answered enthusiastically. "Sakura..." Syaoran began. "..I have to tell you...You remember what we were talking about in the park?" "Huh?" she answered with a puzzled look. "You know...I wanted to tell you something... Well... I wanted to confess that... I...I...I lo-" But Syaoran was interrupted once again when an attendant announced their flight. They went up to the counter and showed their tickets… the attendant was surprised that the tickets were for SPECIAL SEATS, and she told them to follow another "attendant". It was a middle-aged man dressed with simple working pants and a white t-shirt.
He took them to one of those airports cars that look like golf carts and droved them near the airplane. They got inside the plane and *tada* it´s the cargo area of the plane. There were 2 seats in the middle of all the luggage. "Oh great..." thought Syaoran to himself. "I'll get you for that Eriol..." They sat and waited. Sakura was looking everywhere around her.
"Hoe!, This is sooo cool!!" Sakura Shouted Happily
"What!?! Are you crazy woman!! These are the worst seats In the hole %$@# Universe, that damn Eriol took us for Fools, we are going back, I don´t care about this stupid fic any more!!" Syaoran said angrily…
Sakura was quiet for a second, and then she started to cry…
"*Crying* Y-you are so mean, why wont you play along?, I never have gotten on a plane before, a-and if we don't go there will be no plot, and Anny and DarkShin would never be able to finish this fic, and it Isn´t stupid, BUAAA!!"
Syaoran lowered his head in shame "I´m sorry Sakura… I shouldn't have said that, we'll go, for the plot's sake" he said.
"YEEPEE!!! We are going flying, on an airplane, with wings, and engines, to New York, and we get to keep the plot!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!" Said Sakura, while manically jumping around the hole place, and started to play with the luggage.
After Sakura's Disturbing display of excitement, they took their seats and the flight began… then Syaoran decided to start a civilized conversation.
"So Sakura, ready to see New York?" Asked Syaoran
"Yes.. very!! I can't wait to get there" replied Sakura
"And what would you like to do when we get there?"
"I was wondering… maybe we could take control of the airplane… and I don't know.. crashed it into some building.. hehehe
"You know… there might be a little problem with your plan."
"What do you mean? It´s perfect!!!"
"Sakura.. have you considered the Fact that… we will certainly… well I don´t know DIE MAYBE!!"
"So…"
"We could end up like some ghosts that get added to Stupid Fanfics for dramatic effect and so there can be a plot, like our dear friend Bonjagles *echo on the word Bonjagles*"
"NOOOO… Not that!!! Any thing but that!!!! It would be Horrible… I can't be a ghost.. I'm afraid of ghosts… and if I turn in to a ghost.. I´ll be afraid of myself.. NOOOO"
"Don´t worry Sakura… we wont end up like Bonjagles *echo on Bonjagles again* as long as we don´t make the plane crash."
"Thanks Syoaran.. that´s good to know."
"I wonder.. what is Bonjagles up to…."
"MUHAHAHAHAA" laughed a godly voice …
Sakura and Syaoran looked down.. where the laugh was coming from… they saw a little portable TV.
"It is I the mighty and powerful wizard of Oz.. I mean Bonjagles!!!" said… well, you already know who said that.
"BONJAGLES" both Sakura and Syoran Screamed
"What the hell are you doing here?" asked Syaoran
"Well… ummm… you see… I'm kind of hiding from the authors." Explained Bonjagles
"Huh? You hiding from who. What?" said a confused Sakura..
"Shut Up!! Stupid!!" Yelled Bonjagles..
"Stupid? Who is this Stupid you all keep talking about… one of these days you'll have to introduce us…"
Syaoran just nodded and said "Sure Sakura… maybe when we go back to Japan"
"WEEEEE!!! YIPEEE!!! I'm going to meet stupid!!!" Yelled Sakura while jumping around the hole place, again. Then Syaoran just Sighed started to talk to Bonjagles..
He asked "So Bonjagles, you're hiding from Anny and DarkShin, right?"
"Yes… well they weren't to happy with me making DarkShin have writer's block and crashing their computers."
"Hahahaha… you´re a dead man.. ghost, TV guy thing" said Syaoran while laughing..
"Why?" asked Bonjagles..
"Well you're ignoring the fact that, this is all part of a Fic written by the authors.. and If you are in it… well… they already know you are here.."
"Oh no"
"I'm afraid so…"
Suddenly a sweet voice is heard…
"Hello my dear little Bonjagles" said Anny's voice (yes.. the Fic writer)
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" Screamed Bonjagles
"Come with me… we wont hurt you…. much." Anny's voce again
"NOOOOOOO!!!! They found me!!! AAAAHHHHH" Screamed Bonjagles.. while disappearing.. with the little portable TV.
After Bonjagle left, Syaoran sat down.. and then a few minutes later Sakura sat down too. Syaoran took the oppotunity to try again to tell her that he loved her. "Sakura.... errrr... I....well you see, what I'm trying to tell you since yesterday is that I'm in..." But at the last second, Syaoran was again disturbed. By what you ask dear readers… well by one of the most annoying things in an airplane *Drum Role* ..... By turbulence . :::Syaoran looks up at the authors and sigh. "Why?!?!, What Have I done to desrve this!!! WHY?!.. "You called this fic stupid.. now you must pay.. muahaha!" said DarkShin… Yes!!, Authors are evil too you know!!::::
The turbulence was short but violent, both of them were thrown out of their seat (Eriol is so cheap…. those seats don't even have seatbelts) making Sakura land on Syaoran. Syaoran blushed and Sakura simply laughed.
"HAHA.. you´re face is all red Syaoran" Said Sakura, laughing.
"W-well.. uhmm.. eehh… we-well you see…" Said Syaoran trying to make something up..
"What Syaoran? What is it?"
"You see… I… (What? What Do I tell her?)… I.. I am related to the Tomato Familly!!!"
"The Tomato Familly?"
"Yes… well you see.. the Tomato Familly has red faces.. so since I´m related to them… some times my face turns red"
"Oh, Really?" Sakura started to stare at Syaoran
"Damn, I don´t think she fell for it" Syaoran thought.. then he said "Yes"
"Oh… how cool!! Can you do it Again.. please.. do it again.. I want to see.."
Syaoran just sighed in relief...
The flight continued Syaoran tried tell Sakura that he loved her, some more times, but he couldn't because Sakura was to distracted playing with other people's luggage. Then they finally landed in New York, they took a cab to find a hotel.
When they arrived at "Stupid Fic Characters Inn" our friends got out and paid the taxi driver. But oh no!! "Sakura, we don't have enough money to afford a room! I completly forgot!" Syaoran told her desperately. Sakura said, looking up: "I wish we had some cash!" And then suddenly, a bag of money fell from the sky
"Wow.. that was weird!!" Syaoran said amazed
"Why?" Sakura asked.
"Because, bags of money don´t fall from the Sky"
"Really?"
"Yes"
"Is that so?"
"YES!!"
"Are you sure?.. I don´t think it´s that big of a deal…it´s as normal as brushing my teeth." She said smiling..
"Well… let me try… maybe it has something to do with the fact that this is as ST.. ::Anny: "AHEM!!!" :: STUPENDUS fic.. ::Anny: "Much Better" ^^::..
"Ill give it a try" He said "I wish we had a Jaguar!"
He waited … and then a big feline (which happens to be a Jaguar) appears out of nowhere, obviously he meant the Car… muahahahaha.. sorry...
"AAAHH.. how cute a kitty!!" Said Sakura..
"Sakura, G-get away.. that thing is dangerous" Said Syaoran afraid..
"Why?.. look at it.. It´s so cute and cuddly… Can we keep him?"
"NO" Syaoran Shouted..
"Why?"
Then suddenly the Jaguar jumped at Sakura (to attack her of course), but Syaoran quickly graved her out of the way.. Then the Jaguar disappeared, and they ended up on the floor, Syaoran holding Sakura.. he just blushed and Sakura started to giggle innocently, while saying… "Weee that was fun.. can we do it again… please!!".
Inside the Hotel..
They had enough money for two rooms but the person over the counter told them that there was only one room left. They took it because they had no choice and went up. When they entered their room, there was only one bed and no sofa. "Perfect! Just perfect!" Syaoran thought sarcastically. Sakura got the bed and Syaoran had to sleep on the floor. There wasn't even carpet. "Poor Syaoran! Why don't you sleep with me?" Sakura asked him innocently. "What?!... No, I mean.. Thank you but.. well.. No, I can't!" "Why not? You'll kill your back if sleepy on the floor!" she insisted. "Sakura, no! You're a girl, I'm a guy.. can't you see?" "No, but if you insist on sleeping on the ground, it's up to you!" She went into the bathroom to get change in her PJs. Syaoran stood there thinking..."Is she really that innocent? It's cute but come on, we're 18 years old.. and I love her so much and well... I'd.." But Sakura came back, interrupting his thoughts.
Sakura slipped under the covers and Syaoran laid on the floor next to the bed. At least, Sakura had given him a pillow. "We have a big day tomorrow. I wonder how we'll find that Cable Box..." "Yeah, me too..." She yawned. "Sakura... now that were alone.. I want to tell you right now before anything or anyone disturb me again..." :::Looking at the authors:::: "Hmmmm??" Sakura said. "Okay... Sakura Kinomoto..... I.... I love you! There! Said it!" "................." "Sakura?" Syaoran stood up and looked at her... she was already asleep. "You´re evil, You know that" Syaoran said looking at the authors… and then he started to sleep…
-------------------------------------
DarkShin's Note: Hello, to all of you people out there!! Yes, unfortunally Bonjagles did something that gave me Writer's Block… luckily Anny did a great Job with this Chapter, Thanks!! And I was able to overcome my writer's block on time to add some stuff in this chapter.. so don´t think I let her do all the work. ^^ Oh and PrettyFlower… yes you can laugh.. that's what this Fic is for!!
So how was it? Did you like it? PLZ REVIEW.
Expect 2 chapters… (yes 2!!) On February 10th … why February 10? why 2?… It's a surprise, you'll have to wait and see…
Peace, Love, and all that stuff.. Until Next time ^^
And Beware... Bonjagles is loose…