DarkShin's Notes: Hello people, welcome to our Special Chapter. Why is it Special, well because yesterday (February 10th) was Anny's 15th BirthDay. Congratulations Anny!! This Chapter is for you, and I did it all by my self, hehe... look a Shiny Coin...
Enjoy
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Dude, Where's the Cable Box?
Chapter 4: The Birthday
"Hello..." said a dark figure covered in the shadows of the alley
Sakura and Syaoran where confused... who was this person? Finally Sakura spoke
"Hi, Mr dark figure, do you want to play with this shiny coin" she said pulling out her coin.
"UUUHH.. SHINY COIN!! GIMME!!... I mean NO!!.. put that away!!! I have a quest for you!!" said the dark figure.
Then Syaoran interrupted, "Who do you think we are, with all this quests!?!?! The lost and found people!! And who are you any way?" He said angrily
And the figure said "Muahahahahhaahhahahahaha.... I am....."
"THE BOOGIE MAN?!" Sakura interrupted
"No!! I am the mighty and powerful... *Drum rolls* ... DarkShin!!" said... well... I did... me the Author, talk about your plot twists ^^
Looking around Sakura said, "Wow I can't believe it, where did those drum rolls come from?!?"
"Well... um... that doesn't matter... the important thing is that I need you to do me a favor." Said DarkShin
"What kind of favor?" said an annoyed Syaoran
DarkShin pulled out a piece of paper and gave it to Syaoran. "I need you two to go to this address, there someone will give you a Package, then you'll bring that package back to me." I explained
"What is in the Package Mr. Shin? Asked Sakura
"Well... It's a present for Anny, today is her Birthday!!" Replied Mr. Shin... Mr. Shin, I like the sound of that.
"Today is Anny's Birthday!! COOL, SOUNDS LIKE FUN, WEEEEE!!!!"
"Yes it will be."
"And why don't you go get it Mr. Shin?" asked Sakura
"Well... um... I kind of got banned from the place... it's a long story, something about stealing some Omens..." said DarkShin
"And why should we help you? You're the one that got us into this mess in the first place!! I refuse to help you!!" Said Syaoran angrily
"Listen you... you wouldn't want me to make Sakura run around the city naked, wouldn't you?" replied DarkShin
"Hehe, running, that sounds like fun!! WWEEEEEEEEEEE!!" said Sakura
"Damn... ok ok, you win... we'll go for your package." Said Syaoran
"That's better!!" said a satisfied me ^^... It's so good to be the boss.
"Wait!!! What about Bonjagles? He could destroy the world if he finds out we are not looking for the magic cable box!!" Exclaimed Syaoran.
"Don't worry about Bonjagles, he is being taken care of... mwahahahahahaha!!!" Said DarkShin
Then the hole scene started to blur...
"Uh... COOL... FLASHBACK!! FLASHBACK!!" Shouted Sakura Exited.
*DarkShin's Flashback*
I was walking in a dark, evil place, pits of molting lava were everywhere, it was hell, literally. I was carrying a small portable TV, in which Bonjagles is in.
"Where are you taking me!!?" he asked
"I'm taking you to where you can't cause any problems for a while, and for revenge for Crashing my PC, and giving me Writer's Block... muahahahahahhaa" I said
"NOOOOOOO!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!"
Then I just muted the TV, Bonjagles was getting too annoying with his begging for mercy. After some walking I finally got to a building, "Hell's Tourist Center". I got in the building, and walked through the hallways. Finally reached a door, it was marked "Torture Chamber for Characters that just get added to fics for dramatic effects and to make them have plots." I opened the door, and just as I expected PrettyFlower (yes, the same PrettyFlower that reviews this Fic) was there waiting for me.
"Hello, Master Shiny" she said
"Hi, my Little Cute Soul" I replied
"I came as soon as you called me, so was is this all about"
"Well, It's Anny's birthday, so I need you to keep Bonjagles busy for a day or two, I know how much you want to torture him."
"YES!! FINALLY I CAN GET MY REVENGE!!! Oh thank you master Shinny!! I'll be sure to keep him out of your way... mwahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh I didn't choke!! Hehe ^^"
"Excellent, then I'll leave him here with you" I said
I dropped the portable TV on the floor and then suddenly a bright light came out of it. After the light disappeared, and Bonjagles was standing over the TV.
"Oh no!!!" Shouted Bonjales
"Oh yes!!" said PrettyFlower
PrettyFlower started walking slowly towards Bonjagles, who was shaking from fear.
"Don't be afraid, It's not going to hurt... much" said PrettyFLower giving him this innocent look.
"NOOOOOOOO... Please NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Shouted Bonjagles
Then I said goodbye to PrettyFlower and went on my way.
*End of DarkShin's Flashback*
"And that's it" Said DarkShin
"Oh... that movie was so cool... especially the part of Bonajgles shouting for his life!, HEHEHEHE, WEEEEEEEE" Said Sakura
"Movie? ... never mind. At least we know that Bonjagles won't bother us today." said Syaoran.
"Anyway... go get my package and meet me back at that Starbucks!!" Said DarkShin
"Ok" said both Sakura and Syaoran
Then DarkShin left, as quickly as he appeared.
Sakura and Syaoran went to the address that DarkShin gave them. They knocked the door and a man answerd.
"Hello" the man said
"Hi, we came for the package" Said Syaoran
"Hehe... yes the package... it's fun to get packages... WEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Shouted Sakura
"Oh... sure Sakura, what ever you say. GEEZZ" said Syaoran.
"Yes... Shin's package, let me go get it..." said the man.
The man went inside to look for the package.
"Well, that was easy" said Syaoran
"Way too easy... maybe he is an evil alien that wants to take over the world, and he went for a thing to suck our brains with, then take over our bodies... NOOO!! I don't want anyone to take over my body. NOO they could do yucky things to my body!! NOOOOOOO!! I love my body... please don't let them take my body, BUUUAAAAAAA" said a paranoid Sakura who started to cry.
Syaoran just stared at Sakura and said "Sakura, there is no such thing as Aliens, that's just something parents made up to scare kids, like the Boogieman and Michael Jackson."
"Really?" said Sakura as she stopped crying.
"Yes, and even if they were aliens, I wouldn't let them touch you!"
"Thanks Syaoran, that makes me feel better."
"It was the least I can do, the truth is *sigh*, Sakura I lo..."
"Hey I found the package" interrupted the man at the last second.
"I never get a break" mumbled Syaoran
"Oh goody!" said Sakura
The man gave Sakura the Package, and went back inside.
Sakura and Syaoran quickly went to the Starbucks that DarkShin told them to go. They got there and went in. Inside they found both the authors sitting on a table, so they went to join them.
"Hi Miss Anny, Happy Birthday!!" Said Sakura
"Happy Birthday" said Syaoran
"Thanks Guys!!" replied Anny
"Ok... now that everyone is here, We can eat cake!!" said DarkShin
DarkShin brings out this big Maple Syrup Cheesecake.
"Oh, My favorite!! Thanks Shin!!" said Anny happily
The 4 of them (us) started to eat the cake, talked about stuff, a while passed and,
"Ok, Anny time to give you my present. Sakura give me the package" said DarkShin
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because I want it... It's mine... mine, mine, mine!! HAAHAHAHA"
"I'll give you this very shiny coin if you give it to me!!"
"Shiny coin... oh goody... gimme!!"
DarkShin gives Sakura the coin and takes the package.
"WWWWEEEEEEEEEE" shouted Sakura
"Here you go Anny" Said DarkShin
"Oh, thanks... I wonder what it is" replied Anny
"Me to" added Syaoran
Anny opens the package
"WOW... I can't believe it!! My very own Laptop!!" she said exited
"Oh no, that means... NOOOOO... she'll write more... NOOOOOO!!!" Said Syaoran
"Yes my little character... I'll be able to write more... muahahahahha!!!" Said Anny
"That sounds like fun... WEEEEEEEEE" Yelled Sakura while playing with the coin.
"You should of seen her when she told me she got a camcorder." Said DarkShin
"Yes, I really would like to dress up Shin in this cute Devil costume and film while she tortures people, hahahaha!" Said Anny
"Not another Tomoyo!" Said Syaoran
"Hehe" Giggled Anny
Sakura kept playing with her very shiny coin, spinning it around and stuff, when she accidentally droped it and it rolled to the back of the Starbucks.
"NOOOOO, My COIN!!! My Beautiful Shiny Coin!! NOOOOOO!!" cried Sakura
"Don't Worry, I have more" said DarkShin
But when he took out more coins from his pocket he maid a awful discovery.
"Oh, no... guys... we have to get out of here!!" Said DarkShin with a concerned tone.
"Why?" asked Syaoran
"Because I didn't gave Sakura a coin, it's a Shiny Coin Grenade I picked up from another fic!!!" DarkShin exclaimed
"Oh no!! WE ARE GONNA DIE NOOOOOOOO" screamed Sakura
"Let's run for it!" Said Anny
And so they ran, they ran as fast as humanly possible, but then BAM!! The coin exploded, destroying the Starbucks. But luckily everyone got out right in the nick of time.
"WEEEEEEE, That was fun!!" Said Sakura
"I can't believe we are still alive and without a scratch, that explosion should of killed us all!" Exclaimed Syaoran
"Well, one of the laws of Fanfics is that the main characters can't die while they are hanging out with the Authors ^_^" Explained Anny
"Oh... I see" replied Syaoran
"Well we better get going... we got places to go, characters to turture...Fanfics don't write themselves you know!" said DarkShin
"Right" said Anny
And like that Anny and DarkShin Vanished, leaving Sakura and Syaoran behind.
"That was rude, they didn't even say goodbye." Said Syaoran
"Well... I don't think this is the last we've seen of our Authors." Said Sakura "Huh, did I just said that?"
"Apparently..."
"Weird"
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DarkShin's Notes: Well this Chapter ended with a Bang, literally, I hope everyone liked it. Next time Sakura and Syaoran continue their quest to find the Magic Cable Box, cuz Bonjagles got loose again. Until next time!!
Enjoy
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Dude, Where's the Cable Box?
Chapter 4: The Birthday
"Hello..." said a dark figure covered in the shadows of the alley
Sakura and Syaoran where confused... who was this person? Finally Sakura spoke
"Hi, Mr dark figure, do you want to play with this shiny coin" she said pulling out her coin.
"UUUHH.. SHINY COIN!! GIMME!!... I mean NO!!.. put that away!!! I have a quest for you!!" said the dark figure.
Then Syaoran interrupted, "Who do you think we are, with all this quests!?!?! The lost and found people!! And who are you any way?" He said angrily
And the figure said "Muahahahahhaahhahahahaha.... I am....."
"THE BOOGIE MAN?!" Sakura interrupted
"No!! I am the mighty and powerful... *Drum rolls* ... DarkShin!!" said... well... I did... me the Author, talk about your plot twists ^^
Looking around Sakura said, "Wow I can't believe it, where did those drum rolls come from?!?"
"Well... um... that doesn't matter... the important thing is that I need you to do me a favor." Said DarkShin
"What kind of favor?" said an annoyed Syaoran
DarkShin pulled out a piece of paper and gave it to Syaoran. "I need you two to go to this address, there someone will give you a Package, then you'll bring that package back to me." I explained
"What is in the Package Mr. Shin? Asked Sakura
"Well... It's a present for Anny, today is her Birthday!!" Replied Mr. Shin... Mr. Shin, I like the sound of that.
"Today is Anny's Birthday!! COOL, SOUNDS LIKE FUN, WEEEEE!!!!"
"Yes it will be."
"And why don't you go get it Mr. Shin?" asked Sakura
"Well... um... I kind of got banned from the place... it's a long story, something about stealing some Omens..." said DarkShin
"And why should we help you? You're the one that got us into this mess in the first place!! I refuse to help you!!" Said Syaoran angrily
"Listen you... you wouldn't want me to make Sakura run around the city naked, wouldn't you?" replied DarkShin
"Hehe, running, that sounds like fun!! WWEEEEEEEEEEE!!" said Sakura
"Damn... ok ok, you win... we'll go for your package." Said Syaoran
"That's better!!" said a satisfied me ^^... It's so good to be the boss.
"Wait!!! What about Bonjagles? He could destroy the world if he finds out we are not looking for the magic cable box!!" Exclaimed Syaoran.
"Don't worry about Bonjagles, he is being taken care of... mwahahahahahaha!!!" Said DarkShin
Then the hole scene started to blur...
"Uh... COOL... FLASHBACK!! FLASHBACK!!" Shouted Sakura Exited.
*DarkShin's Flashback*
I was walking in a dark, evil place, pits of molting lava were everywhere, it was hell, literally. I was carrying a small portable TV, in which Bonjagles is in.
"Where are you taking me!!?" he asked
"I'm taking you to where you can't cause any problems for a while, and for revenge for Crashing my PC, and giving me Writer's Block... muahahahahahhaa" I said
"NOOOOOOO!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!"
Then I just muted the TV, Bonjagles was getting too annoying with his begging for mercy. After some walking I finally got to a building, "Hell's Tourist Center". I got in the building, and walked through the hallways. Finally reached a door, it was marked "Torture Chamber for Characters that just get added to fics for dramatic effects and to make them have plots." I opened the door, and just as I expected PrettyFlower (yes, the same PrettyFlower that reviews this Fic) was there waiting for me.
"Hello, Master Shiny" she said
"Hi, my Little Cute Soul" I replied
"I came as soon as you called me, so was is this all about"
"Well, It's Anny's birthday, so I need you to keep Bonjagles busy for a day or two, I know how much you want to torture him."
"YES!! FINALLY I CAN GET MY REVENGE!!! Oh thank you master Shinny!! I'll be sure to keep him out of your way... mwahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh I didn't choke!! Hehe ^^"
"Excellent, then I'll leave him here with you" I said
I dropped the portable TV on the floor and then suddenly a bright light came out of it. After the light disappeared, and Bonjagles was standing over the TV.
"Oh no!!!" Shouted Bonjales
"Oh yes!!" said PrettyFlower
PrettyFlower started walking slowly towards Bonjagles, who was shaking from fear.
"Don't be afraid, It's not going to hurt... much" said PrettyFLower giving him this innocent look.
"NOOOOOOOO... Please NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Shouted Bonjagles
Then I said goodbye to PrettyFlower and went on my way.
*End of DarkShin's Flashback*
"And that's it" Said DarkShin
"Oh... that movie was so cool... especially the part of Bonajgles shouting for his life!, HEHEHEHE, WEEEEEEEE" Said Sakura
"Movie? ... never mind. At least we know that Bonjagles won't bother us today." said Syaoran.
"Anyway... go get my package and meet me back at that Starbucks!!" Said DarkShin
"Ok" said both Sakura and Syaoran
Then DarkShin left, as quickly as he appeared.
Sakura and Syaoran went to the address that DarkShin gave them. They knocked the door and a man answerd.
"Hello" the man said
"Hi, we came for the package" Said Syaoran
"Hehe... yes the package... it's fun to get packages... WEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Shouted Sakura
"Oh... sure Sakura, what ever you say. GEEZZ" said Syaoran.
"Yes... Shin's package, let me go get it..." said the man.
The man went inside to look for the package.
"Well, that was easy" said Syaoran
"Way too easy... maybe he is an evil alien that wants to take over the world, and he went for a thing to suck our brains with, then take over our bodies... NOOO!! I don't want anyone to take over my body. NOO they could do yucky things to my body!! NOOOOOOO!! I love my body... please don't let them take my body, BUUUAAAAAAA" said a paranoid Sakura who started to cry.
Syaoran just stared at Sakura and said "Sakura, there is no such thing as Aliens, that's just something parents made up to scare kids, like the Boogieman and Michael Jackson."
"Really?" said Sakura as she stopped crying.
"Yes, and even if they were aliens, I wouldn't let them touch you!"
"Thanks Syaoran, that makes me feel better."
"It was the least I can do, the truth is *sigh*, Sakura I lo..."
"Hey I found the package" interrupted the man at the last second.
"I never get a break" mumbled Syaoran
"Oh goody!" said Sakura
The man gave Sakura the Package, and went back inside.
Sakura and Syaoran quickly went to the Starbucks that DarkShin told them to go. They got there and went in. Inside they found both the authors sitting on a table, so they went to join them.
"Hi Miss Anny, Happy Birthday!!" Said Sakura
"Happy Birthday" said Syaoran
"Thanks Guys!!" replied Anny
"Ok... now that everyone is here, We can eat cake!!" said DarkShin
DarkShin brings out this big Maple Syrup Cheesecake.
"Oh, My favorite!! Thanks Shin!!" said Anny happily
The 4 of them (us) started to eat the cake, talked about stuff, a while passed and,
"Ok, Anny time to give you my present. Sakura give me the package" said DarkShin
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because I want it... It's mine... mine, mine, mine!! HAAHAHAHA"
"I'll give you this very shiny coin if you give it to me!!"
"Shiny coin... oh goody... gimme!!"
DarkShin gives Sakura the coin and takes the package.
"WWWWEEEEEEEEEE" shouted Sakura
"Here you go Anny" Said DarkShin
"Oh, thanks... I wonder what it is" replied Anny
"Me to" added Syaoran
Anny opens the package
"WOW... I can't believe it!! My very own Laptop!!" she said exited
"Oh no, that means... NOOOOO... she'll write more... NOOOOOO!!!" Said Syaoran
"Yes my little character... I'll be able to write more... muahahahahha!!!" Said Anny
"That sounds like fun... WEEEEEEEEE" Yelled Sakura while playing with the coin.
"You should of seen her when she told me she got a camcorder." Said DarkShin
"Yes, I really would like to dress up Shin in this cute Devil costume and film while she tortures people, hahahaha!" Said Anny
"Not another Tomoyo!" Said Syaoran
"Hehe" Giggled Anny
Sakura kept playing with her very shiny coin, spinning it around and stuff, when she accidentally droped it and it rolled to the back of the Starbucks.
"NOOOOO, My COIN!!! My Beautiful Shiny Coin!! NOOOOOO!!" cried Sakura
"Don't Worry, I have more" said DarkShin
But when he took out more coins from his pocket he maid a awful discovery.
"Oh, no... guys... we have to get out of here!!" Said DarkShin with a concerned tone.
"Why?" asked Syaoran
"Because I didn't gave Sakura a coin, it's a Shiny Coin Grenade I picked up from another fic!!!" DarkShin exclaimed
"Oh no!! WE ARE GONNA DIE NOOOOOOOO" screamed Sakura
"Let's run for it!" Said Anny
And so they ran, they ran as fast as humanly possible, but then BAM!! The coin exploded, destroying the Starbucks. But luckily everyone got out right in the nick of time.
"WEEEEEEE, That was fun!!" Said Sakura
"I can't believe we are still alive and without a scratch, that explosion should of killed us all!" Exclaimed Syaoran
"Well, one of the laws of Fanfics is that the main characters can't die while they are hanging out with the Authors ^_^" Explained Anny
"Oh... I see" replied Syaoran
"Well we better get going... we got places to go, characters to turture...Fanfics don't write themselves you know!" said DarkShin
"Right" said Anny
And like that Anny and DarkShin Vanished, leaving Sakura and Syaoran behind.
"That was rude, they didn't even say goodbye." Said Syaoran
"Well... I don't think this is the last we've seen of our Authors." Said Sakura "Huh, did I just said that?"
"Apparently..."
"Weird"
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DarkShin's Notes: Well this Chapter ended with a Bang, literally, I hope everyone liked it. Next time Sakura and Syaoran continue their quest to find the Magic Cable Box, cuz Bonjagles got loose again. Until next time!!