It was a normal day in Springfield. Over at the Simpsons house Homer was strangling Bart, Marge was cleaning and Lisa was writing in her diary.
"Why you little! Don't you ever touch my my jeans!" Homer said.
Then Bart said: "Hey man! Don't have a cow! Its not like they are going to explode, once I touch them!"
"I don't care those jeans cost me 2 bucks! Grrrrrr!"
"Quiet in there boys! I am trying to get this counter clean!"
"Mom! Homer is trying to kill me!"
"Oh for goodness sake!"
Marge pries the two apart, then goes back into the kitchen.
"You got off good this time boy, but the next time you won't be so lucky!"
"Yah right Homer! You couldn't hurt me if you were given all hands free!"
"You take that back you little monster!"
"No way man!"
Suddenly Lisa calls Bart upstairs!
"Bart! come up here for a moment!"
"Just a sec Lis! Okay Homer once I am done, i will be back to take you on! remember this is not the end! It is just the start! Mu ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Bart!!! Hurry up! I can't wait all day!"
"Coming Lisa!"
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Lisa's Room
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"Now Bart......step under that lamp for me! Okay good! Now I just have to turn this knobs and everything will be working in a minute."
"Lisa?"
"Yah Bart?"
"What are you doing to me? I feel really weird!"
"Well...Bart if you remember a bit back...you promised me, that you would help me with my next science project if I gave you that bus ticket home!"
"Damn myself! I can't control myself! Myself is its on self and it ddin't mean to do anything to me! What are you going to do to me anyway?"
"Well........first this light is going to go into your brain and lookat your deepest thoughts. I will then look at those thoughts right them down and make them be part of my observations, then I will turn the light up higher and then well.........I will tell you that later! You must be getting confused!"
"Well yah! This sounds cool!"
So Lisa turns all the knobs and the light shown on Barts head. She looked at the computer screen and then wrote down all the thoughts that it listed there! About 10 minutes later she went over to Bart and put a tube over his throat. it was to keep him breathing while she did the surgery. She went over to her closet, took out a Jar and placed it on the table beside her. She opened the jar and took out some funny smelling stuff. She poured it Bart forehead and it started seeping into his head!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! My project is almost complete! That Marten Prince won't beat me this time. This time I will be victorious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She said while laughing evily.
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"Why you little! Don't you ever touch my my jeans!" Homer said.
Then Bart said: "Hey man! Don't have a cow! Its not like they are going to explode, once I touch them!"
"I don't care those jeans cost me 2 bucks! Grrrrrr!"
"Quiet in there boys! I am trying to get this counter clean!"
"Mom! Homer is trying to kill me!"
"Oh for goodness sake!"
Marge pries the two apart, then goes back into the kitchen.
"You got off good this time boy, but the next time you won't be so lucky!"
"Yah right Homer! You couldn't hurt me if you were given all hands free!"
"You take that back you little monster!"
"No way man!"
Suddenly Lisa calls Bart upstairs!
"Bart! come up here for a moment!"
"Just a sec Lis! Okay Homer once I am done, i will be back to take you on! remember this is not the end! It is just the start! Mu ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Bart!!! Hurry up! I can't wait all day!"
"Coming Lisa!"
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Lisa's Room
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"Now Bart......step under that lamp for me! Okay good! Now I just have to turn this knobs and everything will be working in a minute."
"Lisa?"
"Yah Bart?"
"What are you doing to me? I feel really weird!"
"Well...Bart if you remember a bit back...you promised me, that you would help me with my next science project if I gave you that bus ticket home!"
"Damn myself! I can't control myself! Myself is its on self and it ddin't mean to do anything to me! What are you going to do to me anyway?"
"Well........first this light is going to go into your brain and lookat your deepest thoughts. I will then look at those thoughts right them down and make them be part of my observations, then I will turn the light up higher and then well.........I will tell you that later! You must be getting confused!"
"Well yah! This sounds cool!"
So Lisa turns all the knobs and the light shown on Barts head. She looked at the computer screen and then wrote down all the thoughts that it listed there! About 10 minutes later she went over to Bart and put a tube over his throat. it was to keep him breathing while she did the surgery. She went over to her closet, took out a Jar and placed it on the table beside her. She opened the jar and took out some funny smelling stuff. She poured it Bart forehead and it started seeping into his head!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! My project is almost complete! That Marten Prince won't beat me this time. This time I will be victorious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She said while laughing evily.
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