Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. I do own Liz Potter, tho. If you are wondering who she is, she is Harry's 21 year old sister who lives in America. She appears in one of my other stories that I haven't put up yet. Please don't have a fit because she isn't a real character.
Note: I was on a suger high when I wrote this. if it seems a little weird, now you know why. Please enjoy.
Snape...Takes a Bath?!
After his daily greasing of his long jet black hair, Professor Severus Snape was walking into the Headmaster's office after being owled that there was something urgent that he should know.
"Sir?"he said quietly. "Are you here?"
"Hello, Severus," came a voice. "Please have a seat."
"Headmaster, what was it that you wanted to talk to me about?"
Suddenly, out of the shadows came two sets of ropes. Slowly two people came out of those shadows. To his right was Harry Potter. To his left was Liz Potter.
"Severus, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you have got to lay off the bacon grease. Minerva? Did you bring them?"
"They are here, Albus."
Snape could hear the foots steps as they neared where he sat. After a few minutes he could make out some of the faces. He could see the whole Gryffindor house and all of the staff. Even Remus Lupin, Glidroy Lockheart, Mad-Eye Moody, and Professor Quirrel were there. On his other side he could faintly make out Death Eaters, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and Hagrid.
"What do you want?"
"For you to take a bath," Sirius said.
Dumbledore looked at the group. "Are you ready to begin?"
Everyone nodded. Suddenly, streams of water and soap flew from their wands and hit Snape. He cried out as if in pain.
"No!" he screamed. "Please, no!"
After a few hours, they were finally done. they were shocked at what they saw. Severus Snape no longer had black greasy hair, but soft clean BLOND hair.
"What?"Harry and Liz said.
They were amazed at the transformation that Snape had overtaken. Everyone looked from Snape to the person beside them.
"I guess that under all of that grease is a nice , clean man," Hermione said.
Everyone laughed.
Note: I was on a suger high when I wrote this. if it seems a little weird, now you know why. Please enjoy.
Snape...Takes a Bath?!
After his daily greasing of his long jet black hair, Professor Severus Snape was walking into the Headmaster's office after being owled that there was something urgent that he should know.
"Sir?"he said quietly. "Are you here?"
"Hello, Severus," came a voice. "Please have a seat."
"Headmaster, what was it that you wanted to talk to me about?"
Suddenly, out of the shadows came two sets of ropes. Slowly two people came out of those shadows. To his right was Harry Potter. To his left was Liz Potter.
"Severus, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you have got to lay off the bacon grease. Minerva? Did you bring them?"
"They are here, Albus."
Snape could hear the foots steps as they neared where he sat. After a few minutes he could make out some of the faces. He could see the whole Gryffindor house and all of the staff. Even Remus Lupin, Glidroy Lockheart, Mad-Eye Moody, and Professor Quirrel were there. On his other side he could faintly make out Death Eaters, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and Hagrid.
"What do you want?"
"For you to take a bath," Sirius said.
Dumbledore looked at the group. "Are you ready to begin?"
Everyone nodded. Suddenly, streams of water and soap flew from their wands and hit Snape. He cried out as if in pain.
"No!" he screamed. "Please, no!"
After a few hours, they were finally done. they were shocked at what they saw. Severus Snape no longer had black greasy hair, but soft clean BLOND hair.
"What?"Harry and Liz said.
They were amazed at the transformation that Snape had overtaken. Everyone looked from Snape to the person beside them.
"I guess that under all of that grease is a nice , clean man," Hermione said.
Everyone laughed.