Harry Potter and the Dark Arts Trouble

By: Harmony and Morgan Payne

Disclaimer: We don't own Harry and Co., sadly :'-(, but Harmony and Morgan are our. Thanx! Please R&R!

Summary:

Harry gets a new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, but makes a huge mistake. He and Ron fall in love with the professor's twin daughters! Just to let you know: Hermione/Draco; Harry/Harmony; Ron/Morgan

Chapter One: Payne Twins Encounter

"Best of luck to you four!" Fred Weasley said, saluting Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron and Ginny Weasley.

"Thanks, we'll need it," Ron mumbled under his breath.

"So, who do you think our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor will be this year?" Hermione asked as the train started to move.

"I don't know," Harry shrugged. "Let's just pray it's not Snape."

"Or anyone like him for that matter," Ron added.

Ginny sighed at the boring conversation, and left to go find her fifth year friends, leaving the compartment door open.

"Did you two hear that we're getting two transfer students from America?" Hermione asked, not noticing the compartment door was open.

"Great, probably more Slytherins," Ron assumed.

"Not all Slytherins are bad," Hermione protested.

"Name one," Ron ordered.

"Um.....," Hermione thought. "Draco Mafloy." Harry and Ron burst into laughter. "Well he's not!" Hermione said in his defense.

"Yes he is!" Harry managed to say through his laughter.

"Oh wait, I forgot," Ron smiled evilly, "you like him."

Harry stopped laughing. "You. You do?"

"So?" Hermione asked. Her face started to turn red.

"It's Draco for God's Sake! He's in Slytherin and his father is a Death Eater!" Harry stated the obvious.

"So! That's his father's fault, not his!" Hermione said very pissed. "You don't even know him!"

"And you do?" Ron asked.

"For your information I do! I saw him over the summer!"

"His father wouldn't be anywhere near a Muggle if his life depended on it!"

"Did you ever hear of Diagon Ally? I saw him buying his things and we started to..." But stop due to Harry and Ron's disgusted faces. "TALK! THAT'S ALL WE DID!" She quickly lied.

"Sure and Percy isn't Ron's brother," Harry stated.

Ron snorted, "I wish."

"Any way, what are the names of these new kids?" Harry asked trying to change the subject, before Ron and Hermione got into another fight.

"Payne, Harmony and Morgan Payne." Said one of the two blonds walking in with Ginny. One of the girls wore a blue green tank, jeans, and with her blond hair in a claw. "I'm Morgan."

The other girl wore a light purple, high collar tank, jean cut offs, and her blond hair was in a bun. "And I'm Harmony." Both Harry and Ron stared, without blinking.

"Hello!" Hermione said waving her hand in front of Harry and Ron's faces'. "Come in Ron and Harry! Snape's here!" Immediately both boys snapped out of their trance.

"What? Where? I didn't do it!" Ron yelled.

"You didn't do anything," Ginny stated annoyed. "You and Harry were staring right at Harmony and Morgan, like a bunch of perverts." Morgan and Harmony just laughed.

"Don't worry Ginny, it happens all the time in America," Morgan stated through her laughter.

"Are you sure?" Ginny asked. Both girls nodded. "Okay. Anyway this is Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, and Ron Weasley my VERY annoying brother." She introduced.

"The Harry Potter? Cool," Harmony said then looked at her twin sister. "We have to go. Dad's probably worried sick. It was nice meeting you three. Ginny we'll see you later." With that Harmony and Morgan Left.

"Their Dad's here?" Ron asked.

"Yeah. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor," Ginny answered his question. "And they're in your grade."

"Do they know what house they're in?" Hermione asked.

"Not yet," Ginny stated. "They're getting Sorted with the first years."

"Poor them," Ron sighed.

"I think they'll get over it," Ginny smiled. "From what I've heard, the American schools change houses every two years."

'That's a school,' Hermione thought, imaging being in a house with Draco.

"I wonder if all American girls look that good," Ron stated, looking out the window into space.

Hermione rolled her eyes, and Harry shook his head.

"They do seem pretty cool," Harry pointed out.

"But they didn't even gawk over you!" Ron blurted out, receiving weird looks from the three occupants in the compartment. "Oops, did I say that out loud?"

"We better get our robes on, we'll be there shortly," Hermione sighed over her pitiful friend.

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So what did you think? This will probably end up a Mary Sue, but that's what we're famous for (at our Muggle school anyway). Hope you liked it, flames are allowed, but not welcomed. Chapter Two will be out shortly, please review!

~Harmony and Morgan Payne