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(A/N: This is just a little humor fic so I can clear my head from all the drama of Demon Within. I think I'll write a sequel to that instead of Curse of the Rose, I'm already working on a slew of other Gohan/ Chibi-Usa fics, so I really don't want to write a sequel about one that's already water under the bridge. Anyhoo, enough about old business and on with the new. JUST READ THE DAMN FIC FOR PEAT'S SAKE!!)

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A girl with hair the size of a bush sits down at the computer, trying to think of new ways to torture and humiliate the characters from her two favorite anime.

"I think a certain Saiyan Prince should put up with four brats....FOR AN ENTIRE SLEEPOVER!!! MUH HA HA HA *cough**sputter* HA HA ha aha...*chokes*...damn...I should give up on this whole evil bit...."

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Trunks is shaking some of his birthday presents to try and see what's inside....he hasn't had much luck yet....

"Sounds like...wool? What the Hell? Grandma knitted me socks...again...Why don 't these people listen to me when I say I want a Game Cube?

G-A-M-E-C-U-B-E, it's not like it's hard! Get with the program!"

He picks up another present to try to see what it is.

"Lets see...another clothing item....it's ohhh...ahh...damn it Dad! What man in his right mind gets a kid spandex and hair gel?! Just because Goku and Goten look like twins doesn't mean I want to look like his! !"

"Trunks...can I come out now?" Goten's voice came from a near-by closet.

"Oh! Heh...heh...I'm sorry Goten, I forgot we were playing hide-and-go-seek..."

"I figured that, I've been in a closet for over two and a half hours! I think after the first hour some of the dust bunnies were starting to talk to me...(O_o)"

"'Kay...that's ...um...nice...."

Suddenly the doorbell rang.

"I think that's Chibi-Usa, she's late for everything," Trunks grumbled as he answered the door. He opened it to find Chibi-Usa with an apologetic look on her face. It seemed she had a friend....

"I'm sorry, my cousin....I mean sister...I mean MOTHER made me bring her."

By her she meant Chibi-Chibi, who stood right next to her with a goofy look on her face.

Trunks raised an eyebrow. "What is that? And why is it's hair twice as big as it's head?" (A/N: This ain't Chibi-Chibi bashing, but if you take a close look, her hair really is twice as big as her head...approximately...)

"The answers to those questions are exclusive property rights of Unsolved Mysteries."

"I see...."

"Aren't there any other kids coming?"

"Unfortunately no. All of the other kid's mothers are afraid of me because of my purple hair....oh, and the whole 'special power' thing too."

"You wouldn't be-lieve how many people think I'm evil! There's even a project C.U.S.S. online dedicated to disfiguring me!"

"Well...your hair does kinda look like horns...and your eyes are red....so I can kinda see how some people would get that misconception..."

"Oh shut up purple boy!"

"Chibi!" They both looked down to see Chibi-Chibi laughing about something or other...

Trunks narrowed his eyes at her. "Is that all she says?"

"Yep, she's a one-word woman."

Bulma hurriedly ran into the living room, looking for her car keys.

"Bye Trunks, bye Goten, bye Chibi-Usa, bye......bye.....Trunks, what is that you've brought into our living room?" she said, pointing to Chibi-Chibi.

"They like to call it a Chibi-Chibi....we're not really sure what it is yet...."

"Well that's nice. Tell your father to get his ass down here, I need to give hom a list of instructions before I leave."

Trunks bottom lip started to tremble. "Y-you're not staying for my Birthday party?"

"No sweetie, you know I have a meeting with the board tonight."

"So.....if you're not here....we can torture Dad all we want?"

"Yes dear, I guess so."

"That is so the best birthday present ever."

"Uh-huh....VEGETA!!!!!! GET DOWN HERE!!!! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!"

Vegeta grumpily stumbled into the living room. "Damnit woman, you interrupted my "private time."

"Vegeta, why don't you just tell everyone that your "private time" is really an hour of Scooby Doo. Once out in the open you'll feel a lot better about it."

Chibi-Usa rolled her eyes. "Dude, Scooby Doo is so old."

Vegeta glared at her. "At least Scooby Doo is still on the air, unlike some other shows I could mention ::cough:: Sailormoon ::cough::"

Bulma slapped him on the back of his head/hair. "Don't insult eight year olds!!"

Vegeta growled at her.

Bulma shook her head. "Listen, you need to run Trunks' party for me. I've got an emergency board meeting. Here's a list of instructions. Love 'ya! Gotta go!!" And before Vegeta could catch her, she was out the front door.

Vegeta looked down at the list. It read:

1) First take them to Playplace. Trunks will try too con you into paying more than 20.00$ on video games. DON'T DO IT!!! Spend only an hour and a half there.

2) Second, take them to Baskin Robbins. ONLY 2 ICE CREAM CONES A PIECE!!! The only exception is Goten, who can only have one. If he eats more than 30 milligrams of sugar, he becomes even more hyper than that Elmo-thing off of Sesame Street.

3) Take them home for cake. DO NOT LET THEM GET INTO THE MARGARITA MIX!!!! I REPEAT!!!! DO NOT LET THEM IN THE MARGARITA MIX!!!! Trunks and Goten were so drunk last time they were married in Vegas!!! The judge almost wouldn't let them get the divorce!!!!

4) In bed by 10:00, no later. AND IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS I WON'T LET YOU PUT YOUR WRENCH IN MY TOOLBOX FOR A YEAR!!!!

Thanx, XOXO

Vegeta looked at the list, then at the kids, then at the list again and grumbled to himself.

"None of this would have ever happened if the woman had stayed on her pill....damn Earthling birth control devices...."

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To Be Continued.......

(A/N: Heh, heh, poor Veggie-head.....Next chapter: Destination: Playplace....)