(A/N: Wow am I stupid! *slaps her forehead* I forgot to put in my disclaimer! Well here it is: {insert standard disclaimer here} There. Now that that's over with, ONWARD!!)

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"Playplace, playplace, playplace, playplace, playplace, playplace, PLAYPLACE!!!" Goten yelled out the side of the car window.

Chibi-Usa cupped his mouth. "Goten, you're scaring people in passing cars, plus you're ticking off the Veggie-head."

"How can you tell?"

"I can see his face in the rearview mirror. You see that little throbbing vein on his forehead?"

"Well, yes...."

"Weeellll, when it starts turning red, that means he's passed his pissed off point, and into his ticked, and/or hocked off stage."

"Ahh, I see..."

"Chibi! Chibi??" Chibi-Chibi squeaked from the car-seat.

Vegeta gritted his teeth. "My vein does NOT twitch!!!"

"Yes it does!! It's doing it again!!" yelled Chibi-Usa.

Trunks smirked. "She can't help it if you have so many facial faults Dad. Maybe you should get some plastic surgery for that."

"Don't make me turn this damn car around!!"

Suddenly the car jerked as they drove over something that felt like a *very* large speed bump....

"Dad!! Stop running over people with your car!! It's not a toy!!" Trunks yelled.

"But it's so much fun!! Those foolish Earthlings never see me coming!!"

"Kami-Sama, why didn't I just take the bus!!"

"Chibi!!"

"Can somebody shut that thing up?!" Trunks groaned.

Chibi-Usa sighed. "I don't really think you can..."

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After much more cartrip insanity, Vegeta finally came to a halt at the playplace thingy.

"Do whatever you brats do here, I'm going home."

"No! Mr. Veggie-head! We need money, and a ride home, and you're suppose to take us for ice cream after this!" said Chibi-Usa.

"And Mom will be mad if you drop us off here!" Trunks added.

Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. "Will she deprive me of sex?"

"All signs point to yes."

"Damn your day of birth."

The three children plus Chibi-Chibi dragged Vegeta into the playplace.

"What the Hell am I suppose to do?" asked Vegeta witha bored/angry look on his face.

"You sit here. We go play. You give us money." said Goten, holding out his hands.

Vegeta looked over Bulma's list again.

1) First, take them to Playplace. Trunks will try to con you out of paying more than 20.00$, DON'T DO IT!!!

So Vegeta gave the kids exactly 19.99$.

"Thanks Dad."

"Thank you Mr. Veggie-head."

"Thank you Mr. Vegeta."

"Chiiiiiiiiiiibiiiiiiiiiiii Chiiiiiiiiiiiibiiiiiiiiiiii."

Vegeta looked quizzically at the video games, and then a smile curled his lips.

"Maybe I should try one of these "game videos" myself...."

The children exchanged worried looks. They led him over to Speed Racer first. It was pretty easy, so they hoped he might not lose.

An hour and a half later....

"Go Speed Racer!! GO!!!" yelled Vegeta as he was turning a lap on his 364th game of the evening.....and was still losing... All of the color drained out of his face as he found out that he was still ranked #2 on the top scores sheet.

"What?! How can this be?!!"

He looked at the person in the #1 spot: Flirtatious Flamingo. (A/N: I have the ego the size of Mt. Rushmore.)

"DAMN YOU FLIRTATIOUS!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!" he yelled as sent a Final Flash to the unsuspecting video game.

He looked around, and noticed that everyone else had already left, and that Playplace had already closed up. He saw the kids, long asleep on one of the benches. He counted the number of brats.

"1...2...3...1...2....3........There's suppose to be four brats....where's the one whose hair is bigger than it's head?"

He surveyed the area for movement until he saw somethin in the ball chamber (A/N: 'Ya know, that big pit with a bunch of different colored balls....God that sounds wrong....)

"Heh, heh, it thought it could hide from me...."

Vegeta jumped in the middle of the balls, just missing Chibi-Chibi who dodged to the other side of the pit, laughing about nothing again.

" I COMMAND YOU TO COME BACK URCHIN!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, pouncing in the center of the room. But somehow, Chibi-Chibi got across to the other side of the pit, still laughing her enormous head off.

The little vein on Vegeta's forehead began to pulse again, so much that it almost glowed.

"What's wrong with the females of this planet? First the Woman making me come here, then that damn Flamingo bitch, and now this....this....THIS!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!"

He threw down a huge Galic Gun, destroying all of the pretty colored balls, but he still couldn't see Chibi-Chibi....anywhere....

Then a thought hit Vegeta.

Oh no...I blew up the brat.....

Then he heard a small giggle....that seemed to come from the Heavens above....

Vegeta got down on his knees. "Oh very small big-headed nuisance!!! I didn't mean to kill you!!! Oh please forgive me!!! And if you could, get me in with the "big guy" up there? I'm not looking forward to going to Hell...again...."

It took a few minutes to dawn on him that the giggle wasn't coming from a dead Chibi-Chibi, but it was Dende, laughing at the fact that Chibi-Chibi was clung to the top of Vegeta's hair. His hair was so tall, and out of reach, he didn't even notice her....it....whatever....

Vegeta picked her up by her left leg and gave her the death glare, even though she was still laughing her ass off. He relooked at Bulma's list.

2) Take them to Baskin Robins.

"Aww, damn....

He walked back over with Chibi-Chibi to where the kids were sleeping.

"Boy, Brat, Demon-spawn, up, now."

He marched the half-awake and irritable children to the backseat of the car and threw them in, one by one. He strapped Chibi-Chibi with duct tape, rope, leather, and 1265 metal chains to the car seat.

"Now, if anyone speaks, moves, thinks, or even BREATHES without my permission, I will turn this automobile around and force you all to watch Sesame Street on Ice!!"

All four chibis, even Chibi-Chibi's eyes went like this: O_O, and instantly shut their mouths.

Vegeta smirked at them. "That's better."
And so the five (four of them with horrified faces) sped off to the ice cream shop. Who knows what horrors await them....

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As you may have guessed, To Be Continued......

(A/N: Next chap: Chibi-Usa and Vegeta vrs. the pimply faced teenager at Baskin Robins....)