Orange Fish Pizza
By: Bombachick
Beware of the hands....
yadda yadda yadda I don't own zelda...blah blah blah
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An Angry Mob is in the Lost Woods with two girls at the hole/portal to Termina
Angry Mob: Throw them in! They caused enough damage here!!
Bombachick: Thank you, thank you, no autographs please...
Nika: Hmm...they don't want us destroying THEIR homeland, but they don't care if we destroy others....COOL!!!
*Angry Mob throw the girls down the hole/portal and then seal it off so they can never get back*
Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *land on butts*
Bombachick: OW!! That hurt.... *Looks around* Hey look! A tunnel!
*They start walking tword the tunnel*
Bombachick: I'm hunrgy! Lets go get something to eat!
*Bombachick grabs Nika's arm and they starts running through the tunnel*
Bombachick: Hey! Theres the door!!
Happy Mask Salesman: *Blocks there path* Not so fast. I want you to get my mask back for me!
Nika: But I dont want to.....
HMS: If you get back what the SkullKid took from you, I can change you back to normal!
Bombachick: We already normal....I think. And he didn't take anything from us. We have everything we came here with with us.
HMS: Thats good! Now...*Goes to an Organ that appears out of nowhere and starts to play the Song of Healing*
**After a while**
Bombachick: Well, heres the Stock Pot Inn. Let's eat here!
Nika: FooooOOOOOooood.... :9
**An hour later**
Waitress: That will be 6874 rupees.
Nika: WHAT!!!!! WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH!!
Waitress: Well then I guess you'll be working to pay for it?
*Bombachick and Nika are clean the bathrooms out when..*
Bombachick: I'll clean this one out...
*A hand pops out of toliet*
Hand: Paper!!!! PAPER!!!
Bombachick:
O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! X_X
**After three days of cleaning, and there debt pay off...**
Nika: Now that we are done with that...what do you wanna do?!
Bombachick: umm.....*looks around* Lets go out there!! *points to the gates to the Southern Swamp*
**walk tword the gate but the soldier blocks them. try to got around him again and he blocks them again**
Bombachick: Hey!! Whats the deal?
Soldier: Stop right there! Have you an errend in the swamp? Its dangorus outside the walls, so I can not allow a child like you go unaccompanied. You will not be allowed to pass without an adult or until you're old enough to carry a weapon.
Nika: Who are you calling a child?!
Bombachick: *grabs Nika and startes to jump around on rooftops untill they get to the treasure chest filled with 100 ruppes*
Nika: oooooooo....*opens chest and takes ruppes*
Scary looking man: Stop!!! Theif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bombachick and Nika: O_O *run off to weapon shop*
Bombachick: hmm.....letsee...I'll take.....the super-duper-extra-sharp- never-break-or-your-money-back sword and that sheild.
Nika: Ô_o I'll have the hero bow and arrows......
**Back at the S.Swamp gates**
Soldier: Stop right there! Have you an errend in the swamp? Its dangorus outside the walls, so I can not let a child like you.....*eyes weapons* You there. You don't have a sheild. I can not allow a child like you go without a sheild. sorry.
Nika: ¬_¬
**back at the weapons shop**
Bombachick: *through clenched teeth* we. would. like. a. sheild.
Salesman: Ya know, you shouldn't clench your teeth like that. Its not good. Why don't you smiilleeeee! n.n
Bombachick: ¬_¬ just give me the sheild.....
Salesman: o_o ok....
**back at the gates once again**
Soldier: Stop right there! Have you an errend in the swamp? Its dangorus outside the walls, so I can not allow a child like you.....a sword? My apologies sir. Its was wrong of me to treat you like a child.
Nika: Sir? ¬_¬
Bombachick: If we keep doing the "¬_¬" face, our faces might freeze like that....
Nika: O_O eep!
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Whats going to happen in the next chapter? What will these two DO in the swamp. Find out in the next chapter (IF theres a next chapter...) And If you have any ideas of crazyness that these two can get into, email me or tell me in a review!!
By: Bombachick
Beware of the hands....
yadda yadda yadda I don't own zelda...blah blah blah
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------
An Angry Mob is in the Lost Woods with two girls at the hole/portal to Termina
Angry Mob: Throw them in! They caused enough damage here!!
Bombachick: Thank you, thank you, no autographs please...
Nika: Hmm...they don't want us destroying THEIR homeland, but they don't care if we destroy others....COOL!!!
*Angry Mob throw the girls down the hole/portal and then seal it off so they can never get back*
Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *land on butts*
Bombachick: OW!! That hurt.... *Looks around* Hey look! A tunnel!
*They start walking tword the tunnel*
Bombachick: I'm hunrgy! Lets go get something to eat!
*Bombachick grabs Nika's arm and they starts running through the tunnel*
Bombachick: Hey! Theres the door!!
Happy Mask Salesman: *Blocks there path* Not so fast. I want you to get my mask back for me!
Nika: But I dont want to.....
HMS: If you get back what the SkullKid took from you, I can change you back to normal!
Bombachick: We already normal....I think. And he didn't take anything from us. We have everything we came here with with us.
HMS: Thats good! Now...*Goes to an Organ that appears out of nowhere and starts to play the Song of Healing*
**After a while**
Bombachick: Well, heres the Stock Pot Inn. Let's eat here!
Nika: FooooOOOOOooood.... :9
**An hour later**
Waitress: That will be 6874 rupees.
Nika: WHAT!!!!! WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH!!
Waitress: Well then I guess you'll be working to pay for it?
*Bombachick and Nika are clean the bathrooms out when..*
Bombachick: I'll clean this one out...
*A hand pops out of toliet*
Hand: Paper!!!! PAPER!!!
Bombachick:
O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! X_X
**After three days of cleaning, and there debt pay off...**
Nika: Now that we are done with that...what do you wanna do?!
Bombachick: umm.....*looks around* Lets go out there!! *points to the gates to the Southern Swamp*
**walk tword the gate but the soldier blocks them. try to got around him again and he blocks them again**
Bombachick: Hey!! Whats the deal?
Soldier: Stop right there! Have you an errend in the swamp? Its dangorus outside the walls, so I can not allow a child like you go unaccompanied. You will not be allowed to pass without an adult or until you're old enough to carry a weapon.
Nika: Who are you calling a child?!
Bombachick: *grabs Nika and startes to jump around on rooftops untill they get to the treasure chest filled with 100 ruppes*
Nika: oooooooo....*opens chest and takes ruppes*
Scary looking man: Stop!!! Theif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bombachick and Nika: O_O *run off to weapon shop*
Bombachick: hmm.....letsee...I'll take.....the super-duper-extra-sharp- never-break-or-your-money-back sword and that sheild.
Nika: Ô_o I'll have the hero bow and arrows......
**Back at the S.Swamp gates**
Soldier: Stop right there! Have you an errend in the swamp? Its dangorus outside the walls, so I can not let a child like you.....*eyes weapons* You there. You don't have a sheild. I can not allow a child like you go without a sheild. sorry.
Nika: ¬_¬
**back at the weapons shop**
Bombachick: *through clenched teeth* we. would. like. a. sheild.
Salesman: Ya know, you shouldn't clench your teeth like that. Its not good. Why don't you smiilleeeee! n.n
Bombachick: ¬_¬ just give me the sheild.....
Salesman: o_o ok....
**back at the gates once again**
Soldier: Stop right there! Have you an errend in the swamp? Its dangorus outside the walls, so I can not allow a child like you.....a sword? My apologies sir. Its was wrong of me to treat you like a child.
Nika: Sir? ¬_¬
Bombachick: If we keep doing the "¬_¬" face, our faces might freeze like that....
Nika: O_O eep!
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Whats going to happen in the next chapter? What will these two DO in the swamp. Find out in the next chapter (IF theres a next chapter...) And If you have any ideas of crazyness that these two can get into, email me or tell me in a review!!