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As soon as they got home they immediately lit the candles on the birthday cake. While Vegeta's back was turned, Goten thought it would be "funny" to see what Vegeta's hair would look like on fire.....

"ACK!!! YOU IDIOT!!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!" Vegeta screamed as he touched his completely burned tresses. "My hair....my little pride and joy...."

Trunks sighed. " You know, normal parents would talk about their kids that way.....not their follicles...."

"....It was the only thing I ever really loved...."

Chibi-Usa cocked an eyebrow. "You do have a wife and purple boy you know...."

".....My hair and I, we were like the odd couple, just like familly....brothers even.......EXCUSE ME!!!!" Vegeta wiped away tears and ran to his sulking place: the closet.

Goten shook his head. "Trunks....your dad has issues....."

Chibi-Chibi nodded. "Chiiiiiibi...."

Goten patted her on the back. "Man, you could say that again."

"Chiiiiiibi...."

Trunks jerked his head. "They understand each other?"

Chibi-Usa rested a hand on his shoulder. "Well think about it, Chibi-Chibi is two, Goten is a simpleton. If you examine them their languages are very similar."

"Ahhh....I see...."

"So now what are we suppose to do?"

Trunks scratched his head, like he was deep in thought, and then and idea struck him.

"I know!! The magic drink!!"

"The magic drink?"

"Yeah, it comes out of this little package, and you mix it with water and stuff in a blender. It makes your head feel really funny though...."

"Oh, why the Hell not!! Try everything once!!"

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Vegeta pouted to himself in the closet as he held his Scooby Doo doll.

"Oh Scooby, what would I do without you? You're so good at listening! You're the only one who understands me!!"

He checked "the list" again.

4) DON'T LET THEM GET INTO THE MARGARITA MIX!!! I REPEAT!! DO NOT LET THEM GET IN THE MARGARITA MIX!!!!

Vegeta suddenly heard the blender blaring and he knew he was in trouble.

"Oh....sweet Kami-Sama...."

By the time Vegeta had gotten into the kitchen, it was too late. All four of them were drunk as skunks, and were jabbering non-sensical things....

Goten staggered over to him. "Hey VEGETABLE, is a JELLY-filled donut in the FRUITY_TOOTIE section?!!!!!!"

He sighed. "Kakorot....your genes are truly beginning to shine through this child....too bad...."

Trunks yelled over to him. "NO!! Donuts have HOLES in them so they're in the SWISS CHEESE (Princess of the Monkeys: Eat Cheese!) department!!!!!!"

Chibi-Usa shook her finger at him. "Stupid, stupid, stupid....donuts come from cows....so they're in the dairy department....."

Chibi-Chibi walked over to Goten and slapped him on the rear. "Hey good lookin', what's cookin'?"

That was the first real string of words she ever said in her entire life.

Goten glared at her. "I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!! A BOX OF STOVE TOP AND A BANANA!!!!!!!?!!!!"

"Kiss me you fool!" said Chibi-Chibi, and shoved the two of them in Vegeta's closet.

".....Well that was odd," said both Chibi-Usa and Trunks, who were now sober.

Vegeta shook his head. "That's just sick...." And then his eyes widened. "AND THEY'RE IN MY CLOSET!!!"

The three of them rushed to the closet and flung open the door, only to find the two of them in mid-makeout. Everyone's eyes went like this: O_o

Chibi-Usa turned away. "Oh my God!!! Dende!! MUST you play such mind games with us?!!!"

Goten finally came out of his drunkenness and looked at Chibi-Chibi, then looked at the group, then at Chibi-Chibi again.

"What in the blue Heck happened?!!"

Trunks started cracking up. "Y-you mean....you don't remember?"

"I wouldn't be asking 'what in the blue Heck happened' if I knew what in the blue Heck happened, now would I?!!"

"You....and the big-headed thing....oh damn! I can't even say it!!"

Vegeta grumbled. "You and the big-headed brat were getting hot-and-heavy in MY closet!!"

Goten shyed away from Chibi-Chibi. "Ewww...this is worse than when I got married to Trunks in Vegas...." (A/N: Remember chap. 1 people! Bulma said in her instructions that- oh! Am I babbling? Sorry....)

Trunks beamed. "You put me on a higher standard than her?"

"Yeah, but only because you're my best friend."

"Aww, c'mere buddy!!"

Goten and Trunks wound up in a big bear hug.

Chibi-Usa whispered to Vegeta. "Me thinks your son is a bi-sexual...."

"I know, the only person I can talk about him to is Scooby....The Woman doesn't understand...."

"Do you want to talk about it Veggie-man?" asked Chibi-Usa, sitting down at Bulma's desk.

Vegeta lied down on the couch like he was visiting the psychiatrist. "Well, it all started when I was a wee Saiyan Prince . I don't think I got enough hugs from my parents growing up...."

"Do you think you transferred that non-existent love from your parents to a Scooby Doo doll?"

A light bulb appeared over Vegeta's head like he just had a breakthrough.

"By George!! I think I did!! Thank you Doctor!!.....I men Urchin!!"

Chibi-Usa shook hands with him. "Just doing my job, one day at a time."

It was just then when Bulma came through the door from her meeting. She raised an eyebrow at the scene. Her son and another little boy were in a deeply enveloped hug. A little girl was shaking hands with her husband, who happened to have a Scooby Doo doll tucked under his arm, (she wasn't even going to ask about that). And a two year old was sitting in a closet, laughing about....nothing.

She cleared her throat. "So....how was the party Vegeta?"

Vegeta stopped talking to Chibi-Usa and turned his head towards Bulma. "I did just as your stupid list said. First, I blew up one of those "game videos" and got lost in some balls with a brat with a huge-ass head. Second, we hijacked that "Robins in a basket" place and tried these "sample" things. Last, my hair burnt up, the retards got in the margarita mix, and I figured out that the pink urchin is a better listener that Scooby-chan!!"

"....So basically it was the birthday from H.E. double hockeysticks?"

"You have no idea....."

(Yeah, it's like the ending now.)

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(A/N: Well, I'm thinking of making a "Carnival from H.E. double Hockeysticks," but it's just an idea. Anyways, anyhoo, my fic after this one is very VERY dark, for DBZ/SM crossovers anyways. You lucky people who are reading this right now, I'll tell you a secret. (Usagi....is a hooker....) Well, that's all telling for now! Ja! ~Flirtatious Flamingo~)