Orange Fish Pizza

By: Bombachick

Onto...somewhere

La de daa....you know the drill...

Sorry This chapter took so long...I ran out of ideas, so I mainly bash Nika in this chapter (when DONT I?). Also, All you Navi/Tatl haters, I have a new clique called Kill All Annoying Faries. If you would like to join, email me at Zodiacoftime@aol.com with your website url and i'll send you a banner to put on your site.

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When we last left everyone, they just fainted form meeting Linkin Park...

Hoshi:*wakes up*.....;_; i missed him again!!!*starts wailing*

Bombachick:*wakes up and smacks Hoshi* Shut up!

Hoshi: ;_;

Nika: *wakes up* @_@ *sees a zora* FISHY!!!! *runs up to zora and sticks him in a bottle*

Zoras: HEY!! GIVE US MIKAU BACK!!

Nika: O_O *runs*

Bombachick: -_-() oh boy....*grabs Nika* Well, looks like we better be off. Bye Hoshi!!

Hoshi: Ciao! n_n

Bombachick: *takes out panpipes and plays the song of soaring*

**At Stone Tower temple**

Nika: ......where did everyone go?

Bombachick: -_-() Oy...

Mikau: *mumble mumble*

Nika: O_O IT CAN TALK!!! Does fishy want a craker?

Bombachick: Thats 'does POLLY want a craker'... and I don't think fish EAT crackers...

Nika: Well I eat crakers...

Bombachick: yeah, and are you a fish??

Nika: *thinks*...

Bombachick: Lets just go in...*grabs Nika and walks in temple*

*portal opens*

Bombachick: *walks into portal with Nika*

Nika: No i'm not a fish...

Bombachick: Don't think to hard now, you might hurt yourself...

Nika: I won't hurt myself...*walks into a stone column* ow...;_;

TwinMold: *comes out of ground*

Nika and Bombachick: BUGGIES!!!!! *runs and hides*

Nika: *drops bottle with Mikau in it and lid falls off*

Mikau: *get out of bottle and takes off mask. Is now Link*

Link: *drinks chateau Romani and puts on giants mask and defeats TwinMold*

Nika: O_O......WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY FISHY!!!!!!

Link: O_O.......................................................

Bombachick: *puts zora mask back onto link*

Link:*turns back into Mikau*

Nika: O_O! *shoves Mikau back into bottle* n_n Mesa gots muh fishy back!!

Bombachick: Oy....Lets just goto the Clock Town Tower and defeat the evil dude and get home...

**at the Clock Town clock tower (try saying THAT ten times fast..) @ 12:00pm*

Bombachick: *walks up steps*

Evil Dude: Muhahahahaha!! Now I shall CRUSH CLOCK TOWN!!!

Bombachick: o_ô That is SO last year....

Nika: Wait a minute...isn't the evil dude 'posed to be Skull Kid?

Evil Dude: He retired after losing a bet...

B & N: Ahhh!! THAT explains it...

Bombachick: Show your true form, you meanie mr. bad dude, you!

Evil Dude: since you asked, I shall...

Nika: o_ô Shall??

Evil Dude: Yes, Shall. Now as I was saying, I shall show my true form. I really am...

Bombachick: you really are...

Evil dude: I really am.....*thinks* who am I again?

Moon: You are Barney

Evil Dude: Ah yeah, I really am....BARNEY!!!

Bombachick: OH NO!!! NOT BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barney: Lets all sing the happy song!! I love you! You love me! We're a happy family....

Nika: X_X *falls down, drops bottle w/zora Link in it off the site of the clock tower*

Zora Link: *bottle breaks* I'm free!! I'm freeee!!! *falls down well* Darnit!

Bombachick: *falls to knees* PLEASE STOP IT!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!

Barney: *stops* Really?

Bombachick: No. *takes out gun and shoots him in the head*

Barney: X_X

Quatre: BUT HE ONLY WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND (inside joke....)

Hoshi: Quatre, dear, Mike has some tea...

Quatre: Green Tea??

Hoshi: Yes, green tea...let go get some *takes Quatre's arm and walks off with him*

Quatre: Tea is good...(yup...all that is an inside joke also)

Bombachick: O_ô oooook...

Mysterious Voice: Yyoouu hhaavvee ddeesstrrooyyeedd tthhee ggrreeaatt eevviill tthhaatt hhaass bbeeffaalllleenn Tteerrmmiinnaa......yyoouu mmaayy ggoo hhoommee nnooww...Tthhaannkk yyoouu...

Bombachick: You mean the only reason we were brought here was to kill BARNEY!!

MV: Yyeess...tthhaatt wwaass wwhhyy......

Bombachick: ok....BYE! n_n *kicks Nika* Get up!

Nika: *wakes up* huh? Is is over?? Where's fishy??

Bombachick:....umm....Barney ate him...

Nika: ;_; poor fishy...*kicks whats left of Barney's head*

Bombachick: Lets go home....

**in the lost woods**

Bombachick: Man it feels good to be back!!!

Nika: yes it does....

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Yup, this is the last chapter! I MIGHT make a new series of them in Hyrule....but thats up to you!