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Valentine's Day is February 14th, and as a valuable customer of Don't Forget This!, ProGloom Flowers Inc., would like to make this day extra special!
Show your loved one they are special with the most perfect, traditional, irresistible, sexy, ethereal, insaitable valentine of all: one full dozen beautiful long-stemmed Sexy Sweetheart Roses delivered to their door, fresh from the grower, direct from ProGloomFlowersForYouNoWeDon'tStink.com for only $39.99 plus delivery.
And if you order now - we will attach (via Super Sexy, and Utterly Fly Gloom Excretion) a free imitation crystal vase to your order (a $999.99 value)! Their Super Sexy, and Utterly Fly Sweetheart Roses will arrive fresh and complimented perfectly with an elegant imitation crystal vase!
Because you want to make absolutely, positively, and without a doubt sure you get the best roses as well as the best price, simply click here and you'll have made your Partner/Significant Other supremely happy.
Click here to see our Valentine's Favorites.
NOTE: Children under the age of 18 will need parental permission, as well as a PLATNIUM CARD, before clicking. If you click before getting Parental Permission, you will be sold into slavery! Have a nice day kids!
Even if you wait until the last minute *cough*ashketchumnotatall*cough*, you're still in luck. You still have time to order fresh, vibrant, exuberent, red, orange, yellow, blue, AND BEST YET!! ALIVE!!! flowers guaranteed to arrive this, yes THIS Valentine's Day. But hurry, time is running out. Your last chance to order is 7pm Wednesday, February 13th (Give us a break, we need to figure out who gets what and STILL have to deliver on time)!
From your friends at ProGloom Flowers Inc.,
Brock "I Love 'Em All!" Slate, CEO
ProGloomFlowersForYouNoWeDon'tStink.com
Freshest flowers direct from the grower!
1-888-SOFRESHANDSOCLEANCLEAN (1-888-373-7437) - 24 hours, 7 days a week, 364 days a year *we do take one day off*
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