B.K.M (Brilliant Kinky Merchant) : Part 2, "Enter the Brilliant Merchant"
"It says here, that this guy has committed many crimes. He is most famous for stealing titanium money vaults and then using the leftover metal from the vaults, using them to make sell-able toys, such as these kinky handcuffs..." Wolfwood held up his cuffed hand. Vash looked at his limp hand attached to Wolfwood's, "Heh, what a way to make a profit... and a cover-up too..." Vash sighed as he put the arms back to their sides.
Wolfwood picked up the dirty sign. "Well..." He tossed the sign aside, "At least I'm right handed... and this cuff is on my left..." He reached for his gun and snickered. "Eh heheh..."
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"So, where do we start?" Vash scratched his head. Wolfwood started walking, tugging Vash behind him. "Well, we can always go back to the hotel..." He snicked and smiled, and then received a thump on the back of his head from Vash's palm. "Pervert..."
Wolfwood rubbed his head a little... "Sheesh, you always take me for the perverted things... I only meant that we should go back there, because THAT's where we BOUGHT the HANDCUFFS... and it might give us a head start in finding this B.K.M guy"
Vash put his finger over his mouth and shushed Wolfwood, "Shh! Can you keep it down?"
Wolfwood laughed, "What.. keep down... THAT YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND?"
Vash fell over, his face first into the road.
"Vash," Wolfwood started, walking again and dragging Vash, "You're too sensitive of a guy... You need to learn to be more social..."
Vash looked up with a mouthful of dirt... "Mhmmph!! Mmm mmphh!!... PLEH!" A dust cloud formed from his mouth, ".. yeck... *coughcough*.. Wait!! There he is!!"
Wolfwood turned around suddenly, "Wahh?? Where!"
A short man dressed in bundles of gray and brown, rag-like clothes stood on a corner of the dirt street admist the crowd. He had on a small black cloak, and was carrying and abnormally large breifcase, and he didn't look too clean...
"Sheesh!... you'd think a man with so much stolen money would dress a little better..." Vash observed. Wolfwood shook his head and sighed, "I SUPPOSE it adds to the affect of him being a normal merchant... but... It looks like he could use a bath..."
Vash laughed a little...
Wolfwood picked up Vash from the ground, and then they proceeded towards the raggy merchant.
"Uhh... Excuse me.. but.. uh.." Wolfwood pointed his finger in the air, waving it to try and get the merchants attention. "We bought something from you the other night?"
The merchant turned around... "...."
Vash shoved in, "Yeah well, we were wondering.. if you had another key.. seems as though we lost ours... last night, and... yeah..."
The merchant didn't say anything..
"Hey... mister merchant man, really.. This stuff is uncut-able.. and... we'll pay you money for the trouble and all.. and.." Wolfwood put his free hand behind his head a smiled. "And, considering that, you know, you already are a criminal-"
"Eagh!!!" The merchant grunted and hissed, and pulled out a shiney gun. "... No key! ... No key for you!"
Vash leaned over to Wolfwood and whispered, "Hmm.. must be from the way-east.."
Wolfwood laughed.. "Heh heh... but... uh.. he's got a gun? I think we should be more careful.."
The civilians around the area all started to panic, and soon, a circle formed around the merchant and Vash and Wolfwood.
"I am B.K.M! No one i'll catch me! I sell only the finest, the kinkiest of all metal toys! If you two REALLY want a key, I challenge you lovers to a duel...!!"
Vash gasped, "Whoa.. he is really taking this to the extreme..."
"It says here, that this guy has committed many crimes. He is most famous for stealing titanium money vaults and then using the leftover metal from the vaults, using them to make sell-able toys, such as these kinky handcuffs..." Wolfwood held up his cuffed hand. Vash looked at his limp hand attached to Wolfwood's, "Heh, what a way to make a profit... and a cover-up too..." Vash sighed as he put the arms back to their sides.
Wolfwood picked up the dirty sign. "Well..." He tossed the sign aside, "At least I'm right handed... and this cuff is on my left..." He reached for his gun and snickered. "Eh heheh..."
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"So, where do we start?" Vash scratched his head. Wolfwood started walking, tugging Vash behind him. "Well, we can always go back to the hotel..." He snicked and smiled, and then received a thump on the back of his head from Vash's palm. "Pervert..."
Wolfwood rubbed his head a little... "Sheesh, you always take me for the perverted things... I only meant that we should go back there, because THAT's where we BOUGHT the HANDCUFFS... and it might give us a head start in finding this B.K.M guy"
Vash put his finger over his mouth and shushed Wolfwood, "Shh! Can you keep it down?"
Wolfwood laughed, "What.. keep down... THAT YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND?"
Vash fell over, his face first into the road.
"Vash," Wolfwood started, walking again and dragging Vash, "You're too sensitive of a guy... You need to learn to be more social..."
Vash looked up with a mouthful of dirt... "Mhmmph!! Mmm mmphh!!... PLEH!" A dust cloud formed from his mouth, ".. yeck... *coughcough*.. Wait!! There he is!!"
Wolfwood turned around suddenly, "Wahh?? Where!"
A short man dressed in bundles of gray and brown, rag-like clothes stood on a corner of the dirt street admist the crowd. He had on a small black cloak, and was carrying and abnormally large breifcase, and he didn't look too clean...
"Sheesh!... you'd think a man with so much stolen money would dress a little better..." Vash observed. Wolfwood shook his head and sighed, "I SUPPOSE it adds to the affect of him being a normal merchant... but... It looks like he could use a bath..."
Vash laughed a little...
Wolfwood picked up Vash from the ground, and then they proceeded towards the raggy merchant.
"Uhh... Excuse me.. but.. uh.." Wolfwood pointed his finger in the air, waving it to try and get the merchants attention. "We bought something from you the other night?"
The merchant turned around... "...."
Vash shoved in, "Yeah well, we were wondering.. if you had another key.. seems as though we lost ours... last night, and... yeah..."
The merchant didn't say anything..
"Hey... mister merchant man, really.. This stuff is uncut-able.. and... we'll pay you money for the trouble and all.. and.." Wolfwood put his free hand behind his head a smiled. "And, considering that, you know, you already are a criminal-"
"Eagh!!!" The merchant grunted and hissed, and pulled out a shiney gun. "... No key! ... No key for you!"
Vash leaned over to Wolfwood and whispered, "Hmm.. must be from the way-east.."
Wolfwood laughed.. "Heh heh... but... uh.. he's got a gun? I think we should be more careful.."
The civilians around the area all started to panic, and soon, a circle formed around the merchant and Vash and Wolfwood.
"I am B.K.M! No one i'll catch me! I sell only the finest, the kinkiest of all metal toys! If you two REALLY want a key, I challenge you lovers to a duel...!!"
Vash gasped, "Whoa.. he is really taking this to the extreme..."